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Anonymous No.81893661 [Report] >>81893674 >>81893688 >>81893729 >>81893762 >>81893893 >>81894045 >>81894166 >>81894293 >>81894583 >>81894593 >>81894743 >>81895421 >>81895454 >>81897229 >>81898659 >>81899949
Fembots, would you play with this?
You don't need to take it in your pussy, but would you enjoy holding, sucking and playing with a cock this size?
Anonymous No.81893674 [Report] >>81893680 >>81894380
>>81893661 (OP)
No, that's intimidating
Anonymous No.81893680 [Report] >>81894354
>>81893674
you wouldn't want to feel the mass and warmth in your hands?
Anonymous No.81893688 [Report] >>81893699 >>81893841
>>81893661 (OP)
100x yes but he could rub the tip on my pussy too that would feel so good, would not fit in my mouth to suck it tho id basically be biting him, licking n kissing it will doo
Anonymous No.81893699 [Report] >>81893730
>>81893688
would you attempt to try it in your pussy if he stopped when you asked him?
Anonymous No.81893705 [Report] >>81894119
i learned to cope with my mediocre penis by exercising more, strengthening my core to cum hands free, playing with my erogenous zones (like nipples), and learning to be patient with my arousal. i feel much more in sync with my body now than i did when i made my penis the center of my sexuality, and i could only cum from jackhammering it with a death grip to some hyperstimulating porn. now it's about how my own pleasure instead of stroking my male ego by self inserting into a sexual domination fantasy.
Anonymous No.81893729 [Report] >>81894293
>>81893661 (OP)
God if I was a girl I would be worshipping that, I wish I was born a girl life would be so much easier.
Anonymous No.81893730 [Report] >>81894001
>>81893699
would be super tempting, i love challenges but i dont think id ever be the same after and would always want huge dick, dont think that would be good for me
Anonymous No.81893762 [Report] >>81893772 >>81893865
>>81893661 (OP)
This is scary and sex scary im scared how do people even enjoy this
Anonymous No.81893772 [Report]
>>81893762
I have a large, but still smaller, penis. Are you less scared now?
Anonymous No.81893841 [Report] >>81893853 >>81893856
>>81893688
this is definitely a dude
Anonymous No.81893853 [Report]
>>81893841
I AM A GIRL DONT DO THIS
Anonymous No.81893856 [Report]
>>81893841
of course. the demographic survey says that less than 10% of this board is female. these "fembot" threads are for larping trannies and mentally ill people. this could've been fixed years ago by making r9k a blue board but this site is incompetent and the admins already consider the board too much of a dump to spend much time moderating.
Anonymous No.81893865 [Report] >>81893882
>>81893762
what if it was a braindead dude in a coma but with a fully functional body, would you still be scared? if you were left in a room all alone and knew no one would find you would you atleast take a peak?
Anonymous No.81893882 [Report] >>81893900
>>81893865
I would still be scared and thats assault. The idea of penetration scares me
Anonymous No.81893893 [Report] >>81893902 >>81896187
>>81893661 (OP)
>cut
No. Gross. Not even if you paid me. Also it's not even firm it's limp and loose.
Anonymous No.81893900 [Report] >>81893953
>>81893882
you don't have to be penetrated, just play with it. kind of like if a woman had comically large boobs and the curiosity of how they feel would get to you
Anonymous No.81893902 [Report] >>81893968 >>81894267
>>81893893
My dick looks like vidrel. Is that better?
Anonymous No.81893903 [Report]
im pretty sure the bottom half of this video is stretched to make it look bigger
Anonymous No.81893953 [Report] >>81893967
>>81893900
I sitll dont want to touch it.
Anonymous No.81893967 [Report] >>81893976
>>81893953
what if you can grow a penis that big just for 1 day?
Anonymous No.81893968 [Report]
>>81893902
No. No thank you. scary
Anonymous No.81893976 [Report] >>81893983 >>81899248
>>81893967
I would cry and be scared because how did this happen
Anonymous No.81893983 [Report] >>81894019
>>81893976
ok what if you had a really vivid dream where you had a penis this big? would you play with it then?
Anonymous No.81894001 [Report]
>>81893730
>and would always want huge dick
what if he agreed to be with you forever if you could take him?
Anonymous No.81894019 [Report]
>>81893983
>ok what if you had a really vivid dream where you had a penis this big? would you play with it then?

This sounds like a nightmare sorry anon
Anonymous No.81894045 [Report] >>81894050 >>81894055
>>81893661 (OP)
no, big dicks are hot in porn but in terms of actually taking it. It would hurt a bunch
Anonymous No.81894050 [Report]
>>81894045
This is true and it's really unfortunate and I kinda hate it.
Anonymous No.81894055 [Report] >>81894093
>>81894045
READ THE POST FEMBOT
you don't have to take it inside you, just play with it with your hands and mouth
Anonymous No.81894093 [Report] >>81894114
>>81894055
Touching it is also scary. Why do I have to touch it
Anonymous No.81894114 [Report]
>>81894093
you don't have to i was just wondering if you wanted to if you knew it wouldn't go any further
Anonymous No.81894119 [Report] >>81894416
>>81893705
I'm apparently twice the average size in volume, yet I get laughed at. How do you stack up?
Anonymous No.81894166 [Report] >>81894212
>>81893661 (OP)
He is the one to rival the BBC
Anonymous No.81894212 [Report]
>>81894166
there are many a BWC
Anonymous No.81894267 [Report]
>>81893902
Professional porn is so gross. Kill yourself
Anonymous No.81894293 [Report] >>81894298
>>81893661 (OP)
No, penises feel weird to touch ew
>>81893729
You can do it right now you retarded faggot
Anonymous No.81894298 [Report] >>81894330
>>81894293
>No, penises feel weird to touch ew
you've never touched one
Anonymous No.81894330 [Report]
>>81894298
Obviously she has. All women are whores.
Anonymous No.81894354 [Report] >>81894362 >>81894368
>>81893680
No. I already said it is intimidating. Why are men so annoying, pushy and disgusting with their stupid sexual fantasies?
Us girls never do that. If a guy is not entertaining my fantasies, I stop talking about it.
Anonymous No.81894362 [Report] >>81894374
>>81894354
you keep posting in my thread, you are 100% entertaining my sexual fantasies. no one is forcing you to post here
Anonymous No.81894368 [Report]
>>81894354
Nigga, it's literally just asking questions. Relax.
Anonymous No.81894374 [Report] >>81894378
>>81894362
Are you using lube anon? If so, what kind?
Anonymous No.81894378 [Report] >>81894400
>>81894374
i still have my foreskin, i don't need lube
Anonymous No.81894380 [Report] >>81894390
>>81893674
Is this dick specifically too intimidating, or is it any dick?
Anonymous No.81894390 [Report] >>81894410 >>81894425
>>81894380
all men and dicks are intimidating i avoid men trying to flirt with me or get to know me .can you imagine what id be like with a dick just in front of me, ya im running away
Anonymous No.81894400 [Report] >>81894412
>>81894378
Sure but its dry
Anonymous No.81894402 [Report]
Sea monkey is so jealous of that guy
Anonymous No.81894410 [Report] >>81894434 >>81894438
>>81894390
Do you feel attracted to men? Do you find penises at all pleasing in any context?
Anonymous No.81894412 [Report] >>81894428
>>81894400
no, the skin glides along your penis like a sheathe when you are uncircumcised, you don't need lube and it isn't dry
Anonymous No.81894416 [Report]
>>81894119
my penis is between 14.5 and 16 cm depending on how i measure. girth is between 12.5 cm and 13.5 cm depending on the day and where on the shaft i measure. so pretty average
Anonymous No.81894425 [Report] >>81894442
>>81894390
what if it was a feminine tranny shorter and weaker than you with a 2 inch penis?
Anonymous No.81894428 [Report] >>81894443 >>81894447
>>81894412
Is it quite literally scientifically factually not wet.
Anonymous No.81894434 [Report] >>81894469
>>81894410
yesss the thought of them turns me on alot and thinking of how it would feel
Anonymous No.81894438 [Report]
>>81894410
I forgot to add that I am 35 and transitioned 5 years ago. But yeah I have 5 years of experience as a female so I can tell a lot.
Anonymous No.81894442 [Report]
>>81894425
funny question, was going to be homophobic but that actually sounds cute so no i wouldnt be intimidated
Anonymous No.81894443 [Report] >>81894484
>>81894428
wet and dry are on opposite ends of the spectrum, something can be not wet and and not dry.
just like the rest of your skin isn't wet but there is a difference between dry skin and normal skin.

and since the skin on your penis glides along the shaft you don't need lube because it moves with your hand
Anonymous No.81894447 [Report] >>81894484
>>81894428
NTA, but your dick leaks precum when aroused and the forsesking sliding back and forth spreads it around the glans.
Anonymous No.81894469 [Report] >>81894525
>>81894434
So you find them arousing, but you feel you'd be too intimidated by them in person. Do you think there's anything a guy could do to make you feel more at ease?
Anonymous No.81894484 [Report] >>81894503 >>81894553
>>81894443
Is there not friction though or you feel like you have to grip even a little?
>>81894447
That does sound rly good. I mostly eat my precum. By wet though I mean the entire penis and the shaft being wet.
Anonymous No.81894503 [Report] >>81894533
>>81894484
you grip a little bit, but yeah you can feel the friction, it's like one of those fleshlights but it's really thin but perfectly shaped for your penis. it also stimulated the head as the foreskin glides back and force. since the head is the most sensitive anyway that's where most the pleasure comes from
Anonymous No.81894525 [Report] >>81894666
>>81894469
yea thats how i feel, and i think if he just guided my hand to it or maybe if he looked away while i touched it
Anonymous No.81894533 [Report] >>81894543
>>81894503
Sometimes I wish the jews didn't take mine..
Anonymous No.81894543 [Report]
>>81894533
yeah it's pretty crazy that people still do it, circumcised men feel like 20% less pleasure and always have a dry penis head because it's rubbing against your clothes and exposed to the air all the time
Anonymous No.81894553 [Report]
>>81894484
>Is there not friction though
The skin of your dick glides back and forth the shaft with your hand. It's like gliding your finger on your closed eye. The eyelid moves back and forth glued to your finger, while the eye underneath stays stationary.
Anonymous No.81894583 [Report] >>81894665
>>81893661 (OP)
>You don't need to take it in your pussy
I want to tho. I want him to ruin me by forcing himself balls deep in all my holes regardless of if I can handle it or not.
Anonymous No.81894593 [Report] >>81894602 >>81894618 >>81896547
>>81893661 (OP)
when i was a virgin, i used to think of myself as a size queen. i am a petite girl so the size difference was so hot to me in theory. i exclusively watched porn featuring enormous cocks and found them the most arousing. however, the first guy i had sex with had a giant cock and i quickly realized that i struggle to take even half of it in my pussy, it feels more than enough. trying to take the whole thing would feel like getting impaled and i have never been able to get the last few inches in. it just becomes unpleasant. thankfully, he said that it doesn't matter and he doesn't have as much sensitivity in the bottom part of his dick. so i would focus on stimulating the tip as well as i can to satisfy him when i tried to suck him off. i have not dated a guy with as big of a dick since then because i know it is not practical. i would definitely like to play with it if i saw the dick in op but i wouldn't fuck him because i know it will not feel good.
Anonymous No.81894602 [Report] >>81894623
>>81894593
So you'll get with a white guy then instead of black, fantastic.
Anonymous No.81894615 [Report]
It's cool I guess but cock doesn't really matter. Even mid sex when getting fisted, I still want cock so it's not about size it's the whole package of the man. That guy looks kind of small and sorry to tell some of you here, I would easily take a big bear of a man with a smaller cock than an average one with a huge cock. I'd actually tolerate a lot from a huge guy, that's the Chad like you guys say. So chad can have a small cock and still get the girls, virgin big cock haver manletwill seethe.
Anonymous No.81894618 [Report] >>81894691 >>81894768 >>81895436
>>81894593
how long and thick was he according to picrel?
Anonymous No.81894623 [Report] >>81894641
>>81894602
i have never had sex with a black man, the dick size can be nice but i don't find the rest of them attractive.
Anonymous No.81894641 [Report] >>81894691
>>81894623
Well just have some white babies thank u
Anonymous No.81894665 [Report] >>81894785 >>81895469
>>81894583
you can buy a dildo femoid, you don't need to wait for chad
Anonymous No.81894666 [Report] >>81894692
>>81894525
But wouldn't you already be running away, if a guy had his dick out in front of you? Would make it kinda hard to e.g. guide your hand to it.
Anonymous No.81894691 [Report] >>81894718
>>81894618
i am not sure, i haven't measured it or anything but if i had to guess, i think he was around 20-23 cm?
>>81894641
hopefully one day
Anonymous No.81894692 [Report]
>>81894666
lol it was more of a metaphorr but yea id try to escape the situation if possible, but he could calm me down if i liked him as a person and he wasnt just some random guy
Anonymous No.81894718 [Report] >>81894797
>>81894691
what about girth? was it difficult to take?
Anonymous No.81894743 [Report] >>81894752
>>81893661 (OP)
Nice size but I prefer uncut.
Anonymous No.81894752 [Report] >>81894905
>>81894743
why is he pulling so hard on his balls? is he trying to castrate himself?
Anonymous No.81894768 [Report]
>>81894618
being a 7"x5" girthlet dicklet is so demoralizing. no point in having sex when every woman has been with some 8"x6" or bigger giga chad. most multiple chads. i wake up depressed every morning over it.
Anonymous No.81894785 [Report] >>81894799
>>81894665
That's not the same though :( I don't want it to be personal pleasure and in a way where I can back out whenever. I wanna be used like a fleshlight who can't back out no matter how painful it is.
Anonymous No.81894797 [Report] >>81894809
>>81894718
it fit my palm like the 5th picture
Anonymous No.81894799 [Report] >>81894847
>>81894785
maybe find a lesbian domme who will use big dildos and fist you while you're tied down
Anonymous No.81894809 [Report] >>81894816 >>81894833
>>81894797
same girth and length as me YAY, both of my past gf's could take it balls deep. although the last half inch was painful
Anonymous No.81894816 [Report] >>81894830 >>81894862
>>81894809
average robot "incel" has a huge dick and multiple ex gfs. interesting. why is this considered the incel board when the average poster is a chad?
Anonymous No.81894830 [Report] >>81894888
>>81894816
the ones that talk about sex talk about it alot, most are still incels.

i also haven't had sex in 11 years since finishing school because i don't like going outside. My penis might've been smaller back then since i was having sex between 15-17 years old
Anonymous No.81894833 [Report] >>81894869
>>81894809
it was too big for me to do that, i don't know. he was the first person i had sex with so maybe that played a role too. does it make a difference for you if a girl can't take it all.
Anonymous No.81894847 [Report] >>81894901
>>81894799
I'm not a lesbian, tho?
Anonymous No.81894862 [Report]
>>81894816
It's just how normies are. No respect for incel guys wanting to have their own space. Ignore them.
Anonymous No.81894869 [Report]
>>81894833
both of my ex gfs were virgins too, the first one never really got used to my girth and would tear every now and then but the second could take it easily right from the start, except for the last half inch.

I don't really care all that much about going balls deep, like your ex said most of the nerves are in the tip and you don't really feel pleasure in the base but i do like the psychological side of going balls deep and grinding up against her but it isnt a big deal
Anonymous No.81894888 [Report] >>81894911
>>81894830
just saying most 4chan posters are 7.5"x5.5" minimum and are tall and handsome and fit and aren't virgins so it's strange how everyone else sees this as the incel site when it has the most chads population wise on the internet.
Anonymous No.81894901 [Report] >>81895196
>>81894847
You can have a lesbian gf as a bisexual, which all women are I think.
Anonymous No.81894905 [Report]
>>81894752
I dunno really
Anonymous No.81894911 [Report] >>81894927
>>81894888
>most 4chan posters are 7.5"x5.5"
you mean the few posters who keep telling people their dick size? most posters don't talk about their dicks
Anonymous No.81894927 [Report] >>81894957 >>81894975
>>81894911
if a poll was made i bet the smallest average size across all boards would be 7.5"x5.5". with many posters being 8"x6" or bigger.
Anonymous No.81894957 [Report] >>81894978
>>81894927
are you retarded or naive? most 4channers are losers, not a shot in hell its above 6 inches
Anonymous No.81894975 [Report] >>81894987 >>81895177
>>81894927
i've talked about my 8x5.5 multiple times and everytime you end up replying to me about 4channers having big cocks
Anonymous No.81894978 [Report] >>81895238
>>81894957
>most 4channers are losers
losers with huge dicks who have sex going by 90% of threads i see. there's zero camaraderie amongst actual outcasts nowadays here don't kid yourself.
Anonymous No.81894987 [Report]
>>81894975
you're just one of many endless sex having chads on this site yeah.
Anonymous No.81895177 [Report]
>>81894975
in a way i am happy these threads exist though. they give me a real excuse to die a virgin since i could never measure up to the sort of dicks women are experiencing since HS/college.
Anonymous No.81895196 [Report]
>>81894901
I have no interest in being intimate with a woman.
Anonymous No.81895238 [Report] >>81895263
>>81894978
They have the BAC (BIg Autistic Cock)
Anonymous No.81895263 [Report] >>81895282
>>81895238
apparently autism doesn't stop women from wanting to fuck big dicks i guess.
Anonymous No.81895282 [Report] >>81895295
>>81895263
Yeah people who post about how their personality or tism prevent them doing sex are just coping. It's all looks/dick size.
Anonymous No.81895295 [Report] >>81895340
>>81895282
>It's all looks/dick size.
unfortunately i have neither so i will die a virgin most likely.
Anonymous No.81895340 [Report] >>81895374
>>81895295
but anon there are prostitutes, it lacks the connection and feeling of pride from getting a woman into bed but atleast you lost your virginity and know what a pussy feels like
Anonymous No.81895374 [Report] >>81895518
>>81895340
nah. would rather die a virgin. plus even a prostitute wouldn't enjoy having sex with me. would be like a hotdog down a hallway and disappointing and awkward for both of us.
Anonymous No.81895421 [Report] >>81895434 >>81895436
>>81893661 (OP)
If it was attached to a moid I wanted to play with of of course. Otherwise no.
I had a proper third leg in me before. It's fun but overrated. I can still have a grand ol' time on a smaller one.
Anonymous No.81895434 [Report] >>81895463 >>81895472
>>81895421
damn another "femcel" has had sex with a hung chad. shocking, really.
Anonymous No.81895436 [Report] >>81895481
>>81895421
>I had a proper third leg in me before
how big? compare to this pic >>81894618
Anonymous No.81895454 [Report]
>>81893661 (OP)
only if i was married to its owner otherwise no
Anonymous No.81895463 [Report] >>81895508
>>81895434
>"size doesn't matter to me tehee"
>regularly has sex with big pensies
every time
Anonymous No.81895469 [Report] >>81895501 >>81895585
>>81894665
>buys dildo
>doesnt fit
>the head is too big
>it sits in my closet bc it hurt
There is no hope for me
Anonymous No.81895472 [Report] >>81895474 >>81895478
>>81895434
All "femcels" have been fucked, anon. That's life.
Anonymous No.81895474 [Report] >>81895540
>>81895472
that's not true i haven't
Anonymous No.81895478 [Report] >>81895520
>>81895472
it'd be different if they were with average or below average men but somehow these sluts regularly fucked or fuck chads.
Anonymous No.81895481 [Report] >>81895516
>>81895436
He was the only guy I was with who measured but only length "
(8.2, as he said)
His girth going off that picture (and factoring that my hands are huge) I would guess 5.5(?)
He had skinnier legs than 11 year old me so that probably added to how jarring it was.
Anonymous No.81895501 [Report] >>81895633
>>81895469
buy and inflatable plug.
slowly build up to it
Anonymous No.81895508 [Report] >>81895522
>>81895463
I got with him twice over a year ago.
Anonymous No.81895516 [Report] >>81895536
>>81895481
you had sex with an 8 inch dick at 11 years old?
Anonymous No.81895518 [Report] >>81895529
>>81895374
no offense but you have no idea what their pussy would feel like, they could still be somewhat tight after being ran through
and in case it's still too loose just pop a buttplug in their ass
Anonymous No.81895520 [Report]
>>81895478
To me it really doesn't matter. Dick is dick. They still would have been dicked regardless of whether the dick was huge or tiny. You'll be getting sloppy seconds regardless.
Anonymous No.81895522 [Report] >>81895558
>>81895508
yeah and, that still counts as sex with a chad. you just couldn't lock him down.
Anonymous No.81895529 [Report] >>81895691
>>81895518
i have average girth so it wouldn't feel good for either of us regardless.
Anonymous No.81895536 [Report] >>81895550
>>81895516
Believe it or not I can remember what my body used to look like.
Anonymous No.81895540 [Report]
>>81895474
In order to be a "femcel", you need to be a woman, and you're not, because you're trans.
Anonymous No.81895550 [Report]
>>81895536
oh i get what you meant now lmao im retarded
Anonymous No.81895558 [Report] >>81895567
>>81895522
Before I continue responding to you I must know: genuinely just insecure/blackpilled or sph freak?
Anonymous No.81895567 [Report] >>81895654
>>81895558
i don't have a sph kink no. i'm just aware that women prefer and want huge dicks and i don't have one unfortunately.
Anonymous No.81895585 [Report] >>81895593
>>81895469
are you sure you don't have vaginitis or whatever it's called??
Or maybe it's just too big?
what the girth on that thing?
Anonymous No.81895593 [Report]
>>81895585
NTA but the dildo in the video is 7 inches of girth at the tip and tapers to 7.5 at the bottom. 10 inches insertable
Anonymous No.81895633 [Report] >>81895638 >>81895670 >>81895694 >>81895718
>>81895501
If Im being honest I think this also has to do with the fact im always in pain down there. Doctor said i need to see a gyno about it and im already scared of that
Anonymous No.81895638 [Report]
>>81895633
>woman in pain
good.
Anonymous No.81895654 [Report] >>81895675 >>81895718
>>81895567
I don't really have a "preference". I have a minimum, but I don't even have it to a numerical amount. The idea that after you've been with a guy who is huge nobody else is any good is porn weirdness.
Anonymous No.81895670 [Report]
>>81895633
i want to kiss it better
Anonymous No.81895675 [Report]
>>81895654
>The idea that after you've been with a guy who is huge nobody else is any good is porn weirdness.
i mean women are intentionally seeking out confident and hung men for a reason surely. no woman is hoping her date is average or small.
Anonymous No.81895691 [Report] >>81895706 >>81895752
>>81895529
but the buttplug mitigates that, anon. you have no idea or experience about what you're talking about
Anonymous No.81895694 [Report] >>81895806
>>81895633
what would you do if you found out some sort of spider creature was living in there?
Anonymous No.81895706 [Report] >>81895723
>>81895691
if i need to do all this shit to compensate for my average (thin) girth i might as well just never have sex. sounds like a humiliation ritual for everyone but hung chads.
Anonymous No.81895718 [Report] >>81895748
>>81895633
>always in pain
go to a doctor dummy !
it's better to be anxious for half an hour than in pain for months or years
plus it might get worse and instead of an appointment you may need an ambulance and an operation

>>81895654
>minimum, but I don't even have it to a numerical amount
wtf does that even mean
so what do you measure if it's your "minimum"? sound waves??
Anonymous No.81895723 [Report] >>81895739
>>81895706
it's one thing and only if you need it, which you won't if you're really average
Anonymous No.81895739 [Report] >>81895766
>>81895723
everyone says average girth is thin though and most everyone online is 5.5" girth minimum nowadays. most being closer to 6" girth.
Anonymous No.81895748 [Report] >>81895770
>>81895718
>so what do you measure if it's your "minimum"? sound waves??
Lol
I just mean I don't ask for measurements before I go out with a guy. I couldn't actually tell you what my minimum is in inches/cm. I also know you just have to be REALLY unfortunate below the belt to get a rejection on that alone.
Anonymous No.81895752 [Report]
>>81895691
I agree with that anon
If a woman needs extra crap to not be too loose she's not worth having sex with
Anonymous No.81895766 [Report] >>81895786 >>81895854
>>81895739
average is average for a reason, also women vary in sizes too. even if you had a micropenis you could probably still feel everything as long as you aren't fucking some 2m giantess with a giant pussy who's given birth ten times
Anonymous No.81895770 [Report]
>>81895748
>I also know you just have to be REALLY unfortunate below the belt to get a rejection on that alone.
women reject average height or looks guys. why wouldn't they reject a guy with an average dick?
Anonymous No.81895786 [Report] >>81895801
>>81895766
>average is average for a reason
women don't want average anything anymore when it comes to men.
Anonymous No.81895801 [Report] >>81895809
>>81895786
your care way too much about what women supposedly think and not enough about your own pleasure
Anonymous No.81895806 [Report] >>81895816
>>81895694
If it was like a cool spider that gave my super powers I wouldnt care.
Anonymous No.81895809 [Report] >>81895843
>>81895801
women are the gatekeepers to sex and relationships. men are just chosen.
Anonymous No.81895815 [Report] >>81895826
Dickpill is really one of if not the most brutal of blackpills
If you as a guy get unlucky and have a small penis your life is OVER
And no amount of leddit le motions of the ocean gaslighting can change this reality
You will get humiliated and laughed at and then het called insecure and pathetic for not being happy with it
Anonymous No.81895816 [Report] >>81895864
>>81895806
no it's an uncool spider that causes you pain and makes your pussy smell funny
Anonymous No.81895819 [Report] >>81895841 >>81895880 >>81895882
>They don't know women's orgasms are like 80% clitoral
What does a big dick matter?
Anonymous No.81895826 [Report]
>>81895815
>small penis
maybe back in the day. even average is ridiculed now thanks to hookup culture.
Anonymous No.81895841 [Report]
>>81895819
i don't know ask women. they're the ones specifically choosing the top 20% of men to fuck exclusively.
Anonymous No.81895843 [Report] >>81895858
>>81895809
okay mr tate. ugly below average (in all aspects) men get laid all the time, for most average women it really doesn't take that much.
just stop making excuses, blaming your average cock and make your own experiences
Anonymous No.81895854 [Report] >>81895906
>>81895766
wrong
the average human penis length is "average" because women have been sexually selecting for bigger penises and they haven't stopped
Anonymous No.81895858 [Report] >>81895906
>>81895843
>just stop making excuses
it's not excuses. women don't need to fuck nonchad men anymore and are perfectly happy being single if chad doesn't pick them, this is all according to women.
Anonymous No.81895864 [Report]
>>81895816
>theres no strange smell
>my family doctor suspects it Endometriosis
ughhhh
Anonymous No.81895880 [Report]
>>81895819
that's because they've never had their posterior and anterior fornix stimulated
Anonymous No.81895882 [Report]
>>81895819
and ?
"just be good at oral" is not a good argument
because every guy with a big dick can do that on top of having a big penis
Anonymous No.81895906 [Report] >>81895917 >>81895959
>>81895854
>>81895858
but that doesn't mean sex feels bad with an average penis and who cares what women want you can still get laid.
if people spent half as much time doomposting about their cocks as they spent actually trying to get their dicks wet, there'd a hell of a lot less virgins on this board
all this online blackpill content has done is create a bunch of mentalcels
Anonymous No.81895917 [Report] >>81895965
>>81895906
>who cares what women want
the women who are choosing whether or not they'll fuck you probably care.

>mentalcel
i'm ugly and not tall with a pencil dick. literally the opposite of a mentalcel.
Anonymous No.81895949 [Report] >>81895962
>He thinks women care as much about dick size as men do
Please if you're rich and successful that is way more of a turn on
Anonymous No.81895959 [Report] >>81896016
>>81895906
That's a good mentality, if your goal is to just have casual sex for the rest of your life, but not if you actually want to find a single person to have sex with for the rest of your life. But modern women aren't worth sexual commitment, so it's better for men to become red pilled and enjoy the decline instead. Then it indeed doesn't matter matter what the woman thinks. You get yours and then move onto the next one.
Anonymous No.81895962 [Report]
>>81895949
nothing stopping women from having hung chad fwbs or just marrying a rich dude with a big dick.
Anonymous No.81895965 [Report] >>81895983
>>81895917
they don't even have to see your dick before you get them in bed
doesn't matter what you look like, if you tried you could still get laid. you just need to do it in person instead of online. or get the prostitute to start. you just like being a defeatist because it doesn't require any effort, thats what makes you a mentalcel
Anonymous No.81895983 [Report] >>81896016
>>81895965
i'm demoralized because everything about me is unattractive to women even after trying to self improve. telling me to pay a hooker makes me feel worse.
Anonymous No.81896016 [Report] >>81896021 >>81896030 >>81896066
>>81895959
that's what i mean. if you don't believe women are relationship worthy just have casual sex to satisfy your lust and only care about your own pleasure. it'll still feel good 99% of the time for you even if you have an average dick or are on the smaller side
>>81895983
what you need to improve is that attitude and getting your dick wet might be a good start
Anonymous No.81896021 [Report] >>81896032
>>81896016
trying to give men who aren't what women want false hope is evil.
Anonymous No.81896030 [Report] >>81896034
>>81896016
This guy is right, women are literally attracted to confidence in a man. Why do you think they love bad boys? Because they are always confident.
Anonymous No.81896032 [Report] >>81896046 >>81896090
>>81896021
who cares what women desire. You're a man, you're not a slave to what some bitch wants.
Anonymous No.81896034 [Report] >>81896049
>>81896030
i too would be confident if i was tall and handsome with a big penis.
Anonymous No.81896046 [Report] >>81896080
>>81896032
i am when said bitch decides who has sex.
Anonymous No.81896049 [Report] >>81896067 >>81896106
>>81896034
Your reply is exactly what we are talking about. Stop being an insecure faggot about stuff you can't change and start working on things you can change. Get a better job, go back to school, make more money etc.
Anonymous No.81896066 [Report]
>>81896016
>is that attitude and getting you
>just go outside touch grass and talk to a woman
just shut up
Anonymous No.81896067 [Report] >>81896076 >>81896093
>>81896049
>Get a better job, go back to school, make more money etc.
none of those replace the primal lust women have for chads.
Anonymous No.81896076 [Report] >>81896082
>>81896067
Alright dude whatever, I tried. Stay in your cave and jerk off for the rest of your life to cuck porn or something.
Anonymous No.81896080 [Report]
>>81896046
women will still sleep with you. will it be the best fuck of their life? probably not. but it could be yours. you really should get a prostitute
Anonymous No.81896082 [Report]
>>81896076
not my fault i cannot reach the standards of modern women because i'm a subhuman to them.
Anonymous No.81896090 [Report] >>81896105
>>81896032
nta but I don't want a sex slave
I want loving relationship where we both try to satisfy each other

unfortunately women hate being treated like that
Anonymous No.81896093 [Report] >>81896108 >>81896110
>>81896067
i really don't understand why men care more about female pleasure during sex than their own on this board
Anonymous No.81896105 [Report] >>81896175
>>81896090
if you care about female pleasure and could make a woman cum for real (for which you don't need a dick) you're already ahead of 70% of men
Anonymous No.81896106 [Report] >>81896118
>>81896049
>Get a better job
over 60% of people in the us live paycheck to paycheck dumbass
But I'm sure all I need is to give a firm handshake on the interview..
>go back to school, make more money
you need money to make money

but no, you just gotta "just pull yourself up by your bootstraps faggot"
Anonymous No.81896108 [Report]
>>81896093
Because they are virgins and think women think about sex like they do. That and porn has broken their brains. Women don't NEED to cum like a man does to have good sex, its literally all mental for them.
Anonymous No.81896110 [Report] >>81896131
>>81896093
cause it's not the 50's and women don't need a man to survive anymore. so they choose men based on things other than finances, and one of those things is sexual prowess.
Anonymous No.81896118 [Report] >>81896175
>>81896106
It's partly true bro. No one is gonna come by and give you success for free, you have to work for it
Anonymous No.81896131 [Report] >>81896144
>>81896110
women will still make stupid decisions all the time and wake up to men they wouldn't otherwise have fucked (including ugly, short pencil dicked guys, yes)
you just need to be in an environment where that could actually happen, ie outside
Anonymous No.81896144 [Report] >>81896203
>>81896131
at least you finally admit modern women don't want to fuck nonchads.
Anonymous No.81896175 [Report] >>81896203
>>81896105
>and could make a woman cum for real
you need practice for that you know
and a communicative partner which women are not any unfortunately I can't read minds

>>81896118
not everyone can achieve success, in fact most people can't, its literally what our society is built upon
The most important, essential jobs are usually not well paid
>you have to work for it
unless you're born into it
Anonymous No.81896187 [Report] >>81896254
>>81893893
Sorry that cut dicks are bigger and look better. Enjoy your smelly 3rd world dick.
Anonymous No.81896203 [Report] >>81896314
>>81896144
it doesn't matter what women want in theory because nonchads get fucked all the time if you actually go outside.
your problem is that you're a ND mentalcel, while the others are normies, who don't spend all day hypothesising about whether women are into them or not.
>>81896175
then go out and get practice with prostitutes if you have to
Anonymous No.81896254 [Report] >>81896360
>>81896187
uncut dicks are so much hotter, the jews really got to you
Anonymous No.81896314 [Report] >>81896338
>>81896203
>with prostitutes if you have to
ew no thanks
I don't want an std and eating out a girl right after she got done fucking 10 dudes is disgusting
And it's just downright pathetic
imagine going up to one and saying "could you teach me how to have sex pls, I'm a virgin" that's pathetic and sad
Anonymous No.81896338 [Report] >>81896376
>>81896314
the ends justify the means, also
>caring about what a prostitute thinks
Anonymous No.81896360 [Report] >>81896571
>>81896254
Only literal faggots think it looks better. It looks like an alien with puke inducing wrinkled worm skin. Plus its unclean and smells from catching dead skin in a dark moist environment. Perfect breeding ground for who knows what and I dont care that you shower every 40 minutes its still disgusting.
Anonymous No.81896371 [Report] >>81896386
the leddit bluepiller admitted women do not willingly have sex with nonchads so i win.
Anonymous No.81896376 [Report] >>81896402
>>81896338
no
how am I supposed to learn how to eat a girl out if the prostitute thinks I'm dumb? she won't tell in if I'm doing a good job
she'll just lie to be done with me as soon as possible
Anonymous No.81896386 [Report] >>81896397
>>81896371
just because it's stupid doesn't mean it's not willing and consensual
i'm not bluepilled, i'm a hedonist
Anonymous No.81896397 [Report] >>81896423
>>81896386
thinking women want sex with nonchads is inherently bluepilled.
Anonymous No.81896402 [Report] >>81896473
>>81896376
then get a different prostitute. they'll probably just think you're a bit pathetic and adorable. in the end they're still getting paid.
Anonymous No.81896423 [Report] >>81896435
>>81896397
thinking women only fuck chads is blackpilled. what would you consider redpilled?
Anonymous No.81896435 [Report] >>81896452
>>81896423
blackpill is the only honest one. who gives a fuck about redpill grifters.
Anonymous No.81896452 [Report] >>81896464
>>81896435
just shows you're a virgin because you're ND and not anything else
Anonymous No.81896464 [Report] >>81896517
>>81896452
>women don't show any sort of interest in you in your entire life or flirt with you ever
>but it's not your looks incel it's your heckin' brain!!!
Anonymous No.81896473 [Report] >>81896517
>>81896402
> adorable
no they won't
>in the end they're still getting paid.
and that's why they won't care
Anyway, it's stupid
having to get a prostitute for that because women can't just teach and tell their partner what they like is stupid
I don't understand how you think it's acceptable
Anonymous No.81896517 [Report] >>81896531 >>81896579
>>81896473
women will teach you but you seem stuck on getting a partner in the first place
prostitutes do what you pay them to do as long it's not unreasonable
>>81896464
exactly, it's your brain. you don't know how to be a normie and you don't want to learn so you'll probably die a virgin
Anonymous No.81896531 [Report] >>81896539
>>81896517
thanks for admitting nonchads regularly die virgins and agreeing with me.
Anonymous No.81896539 [Report] >>81896559
>>81896531
not nonchads anon, can you read? ND mentalcels
Anonymous No.81896547 [Report]
I'd want it in my pussy.

>>81894593
I can't handle length well, but girth is nice and I like pain.
Anonymous No.81896559 [Report]
>>81896539
i'm a nonchad and ND. so twice as likely to die a virgin i guess.
Anonymous No.81896571 [Report] >>81897613
>>81896360
i've sucked my boyfriend's uncut dick for years and it's never been stinky or dirty.
i'm sorry they did this to you anon but cut dicks are objectively ugly, dry looking and less functional
Anonymous No.81896579 [Report] >>81896601
>>81896517
>women will teach you
no woman want to be the one to teach
>stuck on getting a partner in the first place
unsurprisingly
Anonymous No.81896601 [Report] >>81896715
>>81896579
that's not true, women teach all the time most men just don't care
Anonymous No.81896613 [Report] >>81896711
>thread where i get ridiculed for having the audacity to still exist and be cut, a nonchad, a dicklet/girthlet, and ND
wasn't planning on doing anything but being depressed today anyways. i love being told i am a subhuman not deserving of anything because of things out of my control while you can't tell a woman she's fat under any circumstances. women really are the most empathetic sex.
Anonymous No.81896711 [Report] >>81896728
>>81896613
people are not saying you don't deserve them, people are saying you need to start working on being 10% less retarded so you can get them
Anonymous No.81896715 [Report] >>81896778 >>81896778
>>81896601
>women teach all the time
maybe when it's their first or second relationship
I'm 23 at this age women don't want to teach, if anything it's a turn off to not know these things now
Not to mention that to get to the sex part the other person has to find your attractive
>most men just don't care
yeah it's a strange coincidence that those men who care just happen to never get laid
Anonymous No.81896728 [Report] >>81896790
>>81896711
why would i get them when i'm an inferior subhuman any woman would resent being with since clearly every part of me is unattractive and disgusting and i can't change the parts that matter the most to women.
Anonymous No.81896740 [Report] >>81896754
guys my dick NEVER produced precum like ever I coom like a firehose tho what's the deal with this
Anonymous No.81896754 [Report]
>>81896740
nothing. how much precum you make has a genetic component, some guys just make little to none.
Anonymous No.81896778 [Report] >>81896790 >>81896952
>>81896715
just get a cougar or prostitute then anon. At 23 you're still a baby and you should learn not to care about what random women think about you anyway. as long as it brings you closer to your endgoal of satisfying a girl you actually want to keep it's all just training
>>81896715
see saying things like that is what i mean when i tell you you need to start working on being 10% less retarded
Anonymous No.81896790 [Report] >>81896829
>>81896778
>>81896728
the less retarded part was meant for you
Anonymous No.81896829 [Report] >>81896863
>>81896790
doesn't matter. i have enough proof from female opinions that not a single woman would ever fuck me based on physical shit alone even after getting fit. so i have zero incentive to improve my life any more.
Anonymous No.81896863 [Report]
>>81896829
you're acting retarded again. stop cucking yourself
Anonymous No.81896952 [Report] >>81896999
>>81896778
we're talking in circles
you fail to realize that not everyone is going to make it
you don't know my situation and looks
Anonymous No.81896999 [Report] >>81897056 >>81897184
>>81896952
you fail to realize you're a self hating (and i mean this affectionately) retard who could at least get to feel good, if he stopped caring about what his retarded brain tells him that others are thinking
Anonymous No.81897056 [Report]
>>81896999
trips of truth
this sounds like buddhism but with more cooming
Anonymous No.81897184 [Report] >>81897232
>>81896999
>you're a self hating retard
oh I know, I even encourage it now in some ways
But what you haven't considered is that becoming like that happened after not doing well with people, not before
I used to be pretty silly and friendly actually lol, It's honestly kinda sad, I can't watch old recordings of myself
>at least get to feel good
well sex is very very low on my list of priorities, I don't really need it
Anonymous No.81897229 [Report] >>81897652
>>81893661 (OP)
Considering this video is blatantly edited (just look at the weird pixels and shading around the dick, it blurs up and looks retarded) I don't think anybody will be having sex with a dick like this. I swear, zoomgroids are as gullible as baby boomers when it comes to editing.
Anonymous No.81897232 [Report] >>81897513
>>81897184
you're just stuck in a negative feedback loop then. 0% you're actually subhuman
Anonymous No.81897513 [Report] >>81897534
>>81897232
>0% you're actually subhuman
you can't know that
you just hope so
because then you can say bad things in my life aren't outside of my control and it's my responsibility to fix them
Anonymous No.81897534 [Report]
>>81897513
nah i know. I've seen tons of guys like you. you're just cucking yourself
Anonymous No.81897613 [Report] >>81897840
>>81896571
You just have boyfriend brain. If your boyfriend has a hoof for a dickhead youd sit here talking about how much better hoof dicks are. Irrelevant
Anonymous No.81897652 [Report] >>81897674
>>81897229
zoomers are literally the most retarded generation on the planet. if you show them anything they will just mindlessly believe it. they have no capacity for scrutiny at all.
Anonymous No.81897674 [Report]
>>81897652
Zoomers do have scrutiny, but weirdly only for believable claims that are extremely mundane. I think that they have been exposed to so much edited video online that they can't tell the difference between reality and blatantly modified visual stimuli.
Anonymous No.81897840 [Report]
>>81897613
you're straight and haven't sucked a dick so your opinion is even more irrelevant
Anonymous No.81898637 [Report]
At last they will suffer
Anonymous No.81898659 [Report]
>>81893661 (OP)
God I wish I had a cock like that, being a dicklet is hell
Anonymous No.81899248 [Report]
>>81893976
Are you the anon who had the fantasy of examining a penis like you've never seen one and then going back to watching tv?
Anonymous No.81899949 [Report]
>>81893661 (OP)
I would definitely take it in my pussy!