Thread 81894854

Post a pic of a woman resembling your ideal girlfriend

How would your life change if she magically appeared in your room and she was emotionally bonded to you?

something like this ig

I'll have one of these please

>>81894854 (OP)
fat autistic fembot I have to basically take care of like a daughter for life

>>81895182
>like a daughter
MODS

>>81894854 (OP)
She's stunning, OP, good choice.

I have extremely varied taste, but beautiful brunettes with either Eastern or Southern European phenotypes are among the top for me like pic related.

I love eastern bloc women, I love Mediterranean women.
Simple as.

She would try to find me and murder me with a shovel in my sleep if I doxxed her.

>>81895182
>fat autistic fembot
I can't take it anymor-

>>81894854 (OP)
>Ideal girlfriend thread
Is the fembot reading this post......

>>81894854 (OP)
>Ideal girlfriend thread
Required foreplay is less than 5 minutes...Absolutely nothing else matters, and don't ask me why.

pretty girl gf

>>81897584
Imagine being a foreplaylet lmao you'll literally never satisfy a woman in your life

>>81894854 (OP)
I already have a gf but if I could magically change her body I'd make it look like this

>>81898548
stfu retard, it's above your IQ.

>>81894854 (OP)
i want a woman with autistic eyes and a face that makes her look really really innocent and sweet

>>81898477
NotCursedNat is this but with human lips, I also dig women like this, just don't care for filler and the like.
>>81899347
Cute!

I love hairy and chubby women

>>81895182
ewww
forced

>>81894854 (OP)
>chubby
>big boobs
>weeb
That is it. That is my ideal woman. Ofc, getting along is more complicated than that. But that's the basics.

>>81900487
Can you spoiler any image you post from now on?
This is vile.

>>81900511
x2, like and fav

She would have long convos about philosophy and politics with me and maybe gift me steam games sometimes when they're on sale but otherwise my life wouldn't change because we're both shut-ins that just sit together playing video games.

>>81894854 (OP)
Any Latina. I literally just wanna take care of one and make her happy forever. That's my only goal in life.

Cutefat

Not fat
Warm and caring
Not a whore

Don't even care about looks if she's not fat, not bothering with a picture.

>>81894854 (OP)
>Ideal girlfriend
Not even an impossibly perfect woman would be able to make me attracted to her. The concept of loving a female has become alien to me after years of exercising volceldom, and I believe that's also the case for many other robots as well

>>81894854 (OP)
i want a hot japanese gf
>How would your life change if she magically appeared in your room and she was emotionally bonded to you?
i would prefer she would appear in my life when i have a respectable life, currently i would rather be single.

>>81895126
GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD I WANT TO EAT HER PUSSY SO BADDLYYYYYYYYYY HNNGGGGGG

Can't I have very bad taste on women

big butt mulatto woman that would constantly be pregnant

>>81894893
Pedo
>>81895126
Stacy
>>81895771
Racially ambiguous Stacy
>>81897540
Fat Stacy
>>81898477
Trans Stacy
>>81898961
Milf Stacy
>>81899347
E-girl Stacy
>>81900487
Troll post
>>81900772
Asian Stacy
>>81900890
Troll post

Men's diverse standards.

There is this British from a podcast that I watch, someone like her but from the US Mid West would be ideal. Slightly chubby and cute in the face. Ideally she would be a small town type.

Sorry but not sorry tbqh

>>81902063
they are ideals not standards

>>81902063
It's so cute when women parodize what men say. The fact that you labeled some posts as troll posts is adorable and funny.

>>81902063
>fat stacy
you'll never see men mention >fat chad though
cause women dont post fat fucks

>>81902153
nta but if you can't tell the one with the beard is a troll you're dumb

>>81894854 (OP)
the things i'd do to be with her are unspeakable even for this board

>>81902063
>Troll post

She's a successful OF model

>>81902163
That was a troll post but the fat woman wasn't. Some men are actually into fupa.

>>81902179
very small percentage of the male population

being that big is a fulltime job. you literally have to eat all day.

desu senpai the BPD is part of the appeal

not posting a pic of mine because I'm a selfish faggot but she's a blonde literal princess who is incredibly intelligent, creative, talented, and fun to be around. and we could have been a thing but I was too fucking up my own insecure ass like waah waahh I'm not good enough for you waaah FUCK yeah I deserve my own suffering

>>81902188
There's probably more than you think.

>>81902199
I wish

>t. fat dude

Similiar to this except her hair is curlier and her nose is bigger

>>81902174
I dont understand at all how she can have all that fat on her lower body even parts of upper body, but her jaw and face dont look fat? How is the fat not giving her a double chin and big chimpmunk cheeks? Whenever I was obese as a teenager it made my chin and face fat just as much as it made my body fat

>>81894854 (OP)
I would kill myself for a woman that looks like this and also has the personality of aiko tanaka from punpun

>>81902221
HAHA, ANON LIKES JEWS

>>81902216
dont tell me you dont stuff yourself with crap all day and eat breakfast, lunch and dinner in huge portions using vegetable oils and high calorie sauces.

>>81894854 (OP)
This is so funny to me. You people are the last people that need to have ideal girlfriends

>>81902231
She just rolled top 1% fat distribution genetics

>>81902239
Big whoop wanna fight about it?

>>81902248
I do eat unhealthy, but it's just three meals a day plus a few snack runs, shit isn't difficult

>>81902250
>Anon doesn't get hypotheticals

>>81902250
it's funny to me how in a thread where there's people that find bearded obese women sexy you end up being the most retarded one.

>>81902267
I know about hypotheticals but come on now you guys have no room to have high standards

>>81902295
Exactly, this thread is for if we could hypothetically get any girl we wanted

>>81894854 (OP)
>tfw almost 60 replies and not a single black girl
it never began i'm killing myself

>>81902250
Why not? You think I'm going to settle down with a 2/10 slampig?

>>81902251
Isnt that crazy? Cut the image at her neck and you'd think that head and face belongs on an average size woman. but then you scroll down and she's really big

>>81902309
Oh I didn't read the OP whoops I'm so sorry

>>81902319
I'm a white guy and I like black girls. I love how sweet you are. Genuinely nicer than most white girls ^ ^

>>81902319
I guess this mulatto >>81898477 doesn't count.

>>81902319
I'm not Tom Brady. Should I kill myself too?

>>81902319
I'd post a black girl but then you'd complain about something else

>>81902340
this is the equivalent of a girl telling a guy she'd love to date a guy like him
>>81902343
no, she's very light skinned
>>81902344
sure

>>81902349
looking for excuses, just post the white girl of your dreams and move on

>>81902366
>this is the equivalent of a girl telling a guy she'd love to date a guy like him
It's not because I've dated black girls before. Have some self confidence. Black girls are cute as fuck. I promise.

>>81902063
okay tough guy, what say you to my pick?

>>81902390
nta but stacy body

>>81902390
Not that Anon. But in a word... perfection

>>81902390
Not them but

>Jew Stacy

>>81902375
Nta. This girl is hot as fuck.

>>81902319
I think that mixed black girls are very hot but Im too lazy to post

>>81902390
She's a Stacy with big tits.

>>81902402
>>81902404
so willfully dishonest i'm going to assume you're trolling or homosexual

>>81902319
I think Tyra Banks deserved to be a VS model. She wasn't a DEI hire she had elite looks.

>>81902409
sure, mixed lightskin girls like >>81902001, nothing new
>>81902405
very bad troll post

>>81894854 (OP)
>1980s C-lister is my ideal woman
ngmi

>>81902431
she actually was a vs model though, also she is lightskinned and passes as mixed

>>81902435
Why is it a troll post? Holy fuck I'm literally attracted to black women. Why can't women just believe men?

>>81902319
You shouldn't feel like you have to be your partner's perfectly ideal 10/10

I'm sure as hell not any woman's dream in every aspect, as long as a couple is happy with each other that should be good enough

>>81902423
>i'm going to assume you're trolling or homosexual
What makes you say that? She mogs all of the girls posted itt

>>81902375
Your move now, lady

>>81902468
stacy is inherently a negative term, though i do agree she's the best (not biased)

>>81902447
Light features are feminine and dark features are masculine. That will never not be true.

>>81902475
i know you, you're the fat retard that e-dates from the other day. hows your life, still lonely and gay?

>>81902475
Dravidians are hilarious the way they're the chimps of street-shitter land

>>81902493
I don't know who you're talking about I've not edated in my whole life. I like how you moved the goalposts.

Better teeth though. She needs to tease me 24/7 about being a whiteboy.

idc about looks much so i could take a 5/10 mid fat girl like picrel

>>81902510
reddit ass terminology nigga kek

>>81902506
She's ethiopian, she's african. I bet you think all africans look like the ones in america.

>>81902440
you ever just look at a woman and think "yeah i'd make a kid with her"

>>81902520
Yeah yeah keep evading the subject

>>81902435
are you jealous you little nigglet girl? you can still get daddys BWC and ill treat you right on our date

>>81902519
when I was trying to think of the objectively most beautiful women of all time she came to mind and the incel wiki agrees

>>81902519
horrible, no good, low down, rotten bait

>>81902456
i can also tell you that i'm incredibly attracted to picrel. why won't men believe women??!!! :(
>>81902458
so i should just date and accept the fact that my boyfriend is secretly lusting and girls that look nothing like me? i'm not setting myself up like that, i'd rather stay single than be settled for
>>81902475
gigastacy and looks white aside from the skin tone but i'll take it
>>81902485
i know that, that's why i know it's over

>>81902529
i have zero clue who you are nigga im nta from earlier i just wanted to make fun of you

>>81902521
>she's Ethiopian
so the street-shitters of chimpland?

>>81902533
Looks like a cartoon character with jaundice

>>81902555
what cartoon would display a character with jaundice

>>81902519
pretty but unimpressive face. her body is probably what makes her a model.

>>81894854 (OP)
An average girl like this

>>81902549
>i can also tell you that i'm incredibly attracted to picrel. why won't men believe women??!!! :(
But he doesn't look presentable at all. The girl that I posted is an actor and she's cute. I think that you just don't want to believe me.

>>81902562
dumbass retard nigga

>>81902549
>so i should just date and accept the fact that my boyfriend is secretly lusting and girls that look nothing like me?

Most men lust after a wide variety of women, sometimes I'll fap to nothing but Asian chicks for a few weeks despite normally not being that into them

Lay off the Disney movies

My ideal gf won't even want a sea monkey

>>81902588
do you also have a micro 4 inch penis?

>>81902569
because you're not being honest
>>81902582
i know men are pornbrained and can't quit jerking it but it's different when he's doing it to girls that look similar to you vs girls that are the complete opposite

You said ideal, so I'm posting the most beautiful girl I have saved. I think she is Russian. Russian women sound so hot too

>>81902600
Most men like variety and will jerk it to women who look both like you and unlike you, deal with it

>>81902600
>because you're not being honest
But I am though. Whether you want to believe me or not is your problem but I'm attracted to black women.

>>81902549
>my boyfriend is secretly lusting and girls that look nothing like me?
You know that most men find girls of different races hot right? He can find you and that asian girls that looks nothing like you hot at the same time.

>>81902549
This is probably the only stereotypically african looking woman I've jerked off to.

I have trouble choosing between hyper sexy milf and super cute midget

>>81902566
doesn't rly have tits or ass so idk
she mid but could be homely

>>81902639
>doesn't really have tits or ass
there you have it. models are walking clotheshangers.

>>81902600
>i know men are pornbrained
Men are visual, they don't care if you're a Doctor or have a luxury car, and a mansion, if you look good and are fun to be around, thats it.
For Women theres a whole bunch of mental power dynamics that come into play which we guys don't know about and don't give a fuck about, we aren't women

>>81902615
>>81902622
So if, hypothetically, your girlfriend watches a lot of monster dick porn of buff men of a different race you would be understanding of her varied tastes also?

>>81902671
Why would my gf watch porn to begin with

>>81902671
Sure, long as she's also into me

>>81894854 (OP)
She does not exist.

>>81902063
You know what fair enough

>>81902671
The equivalence would be my gf finding men from different races attractive who said anything about porn?

>>81902722
the equivalence would be her ideal type and the man she fantasized about being with looking the complete opposite of you

>>81902744
Ideal doesn't mean the only type she's attracted to, why is this so hard for women to process

>>81894893
She's perfect
you can fix her teeth too if u want

>>81902063
Do the newest ones I wanna see what I get

>>81902753
sure, but if you had to pick between having your ideal or having another one you'd pick your ideal

>How would your life change if she magically appeared in your room and she was emotionally bonded to you?
assuming she actually liked me and wasn't immediately repulsed, i imagine it would bolster my limited self-confidence. My lack of any relationship in my life has started eroding all other areas of my life, making me feel inadequate in all facets despite success elsewhere in my life. Having that one person in my life who likes me for me and helps boost me to my ideal self is exactly what I want in my life. The lack of ever being accepted or even approached is what has largely undermined my self confidence. It's hard to think you are at all desirable or of any value if you've never had a person pursue you in your life.

>just put traits I listed for my idealgf into an image generator

>>81902825
So will you only ever date/marry a guy who looks exactly like the man of your dreams

>>81902099
Attainable Stacy
>>81902120
Shy Stacy
>>81902165
Famous actress Stacy
>>81902205
BPDemon Stacy
>>81902221
Hebrew Stacy
>>81902237
Cute Stacy
>>81902440
Vintage Stacy
>>81902630
Fetish Stacies
>>81902802
There. Unless you're the one who spammed ugly black chicks as a joke.

>>81902967
not necessarily, but obviously not someone who's the total opposite

>>81902063
>Men's diverse standards
Are you retarded? You're getting upset that people are posting the most attractive women they can think of in a thread that calls for exactly that. It's like entering a thread about pottery and going "heh what a bunch of pottery obsessed freaks"

>>81902991
Why are women so funny. 65 is not stacy and "fetish stacy" is literally fat.

>>81903018
>You're getting upset that people are posting the most attractive women they can think of in a thread that calls for exactly that
Lmao. Now say it to the guy who had a meltdown in the female version of this thread first. >>81901983

>>81902991
>Attainable Stacy

Lol'd

>>81903028
You have addressed some very real posts here where men post fat women as their ideal and you either label them as stacy for some retarded reason or troll posts. I didn't need to do that. All of the men that the women posted were conventionally attractive by all standards.

>>81903028
Say it to him yourself if you care so much, you're still the one shitting up a separate thread because some faggot's post triggered you

>>81903044
>you either label them as stacy for some retarded reason or troll posts. I didn't need to do that
Instead you dismissed posts as "not real women". Same thing.

>>81903081
I concede that I was wrong.

>>81903081
>Instead you dismissed posts as "not real women". Same thing.
Not really. Those posts from "not real women" are genuinely trannies, so he's telling the truth. You're just coping and insisting that people not posting stereotypical stacies are trolling despite the mountain of evidence suggesting otherwise.

I asked AI to make me something close, and honestly I'd feel pretty guilty since this (coincidentally) looks like my best friend's ex-wife.

I also asked chatgpt

>soft
>big boobs
>thicc hips
>soft, big, thicc cock (that she uses to DRAING and HARDDOMME me)

anything else=gay trash
dont even try to disagree with me on this. this is female perfection. simple as.

>>81903411
The thread is about ideal gf not bf

>>81903433
??? i am taliking about girls thougbeit

i dont want boy butt
i dont want boy chest
i dont want boy legs
i dont want boy penis
i want girl butt/chest/leg/penis

how r u unable to understand this basic fact? r u stupid?

>>81903504
Dumb of me thinking you were mentally sane, it's ok anon do whatever

Happy days

>>81903411
>thicc cock
>female
>not gay trash
Seek help you silly retard.

>white or asian
>autist
>nerdy
>kinda plain looking
>not obese

>>81903742
>>81903742
>>white or asian
>>autist
>>nerdy
>>kinda plain looking
>>not obese
here ya go

>>81904081
I mean she is very pretty.

This is my actual gf and she's cool as fuck!

>>81902764
i like them the way the are desu

Erin from the Office
Just look at her. Tell me she isn't cute

Her but from blade runner 2049