>mom starts retarded argument with me
>she says "it's fine, whatever, I don't want to have this conversation with you anymore" and starts to storm off
>I say "is it actually fine?"
>"yes"
>"actually?"
>"yes"
>"do you not want to talk about it a little bit? you still seem mad still"
>"no"
>"are you sure?"
>"yes"
>"you wont get mad at me later for not apologizing?"
>"I wont get mad at you"
>she leaves
shes going to get mad at me for not apologizing isnt she

>>81896041 (OP)
I never met my parents so I don't really know what to say. I think from the horror stories I hear of shitty and abusive mothers I'm probably better off.

>mom texts me bitching about the dishes and the lawn
>tell her i will mow the lawn and do the dishes when i get home
>"ok"
>she does both before i get off work and then gets mad at me for not doing them

>>81896041 (OP)
Women are always adult children. No exceptions

>>81896134
>Women are always adult children
The experts do say narcissists never grew up so....

>>81896041 (OP)
Just fuck her lol

>>81896101
>Be you
>mom asks you to do this every day
>"I'll do it when I get home!"
>Day 767 of her asking you
>She eventually breaks down and does it because you won't
>wtf why did she do it before I even got home why is she even mad!?!?

>>81896041 (OP)
>Years ago, living with parents
>Mum starts a retarded argument with me
>Turns into a big stupid fight
>Completely crush her with facts, logic, AND emotions all at once while remaining perfectly calm
>Tell her that I don't want to argue anymore because we are both getting too emotional (I wasn't being emotional but I gave her an out)
>She is so devastated that she threatens to call the police if I don't leave the house
>She is screaming and spitting and flailing her limbs
>Talk to my dad, he says I should leave just in case she is serious
>Go hang out at the house of a chick I am fucking at the time until things call over
>Mum proceeds to call EVERYONE she knows
>Friends, family, coworkers
>Bitches about me to all of them
>She is so irrational and retarded that every single one of them takes my side
>After a couple of days she eats crow and just admits that she was in the wrong
I know it sounds made up, but man, I think it was the ONLY time in her life that she actually admitted she was in the wrong for anything, and it was only because she completely lost her shit about basically nothing. It was kind of a growing moment for her.

>>81897270
cool over* not "call over" what the fuck is wrong with me.

>>81896087
lowk u got kino backstory