my clothes are plastic, my bowls are plastic, my book covers are plastic, my packaging is plastic, my electronics are plastic, my gardening tools are plastic, my backpack is plastic, my roller skates are plastic, my dildo is plastic
holy shit can we stop before i turn into barbie

sorry sir do you want everything made out of fucking rhodium

>Buy shitty plastic things
>WHY ARE THEY ALL PLASTIC GRRRR

>>81896145 (OP)
My balls are made of plastic
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/may/20/microplastics-human-testicles-study-sperm-counts#:~:text=The%20human%20testicles%20had%20a,microplastic%20found%2C%20followed%20by%20PVC.

I am plastic.