whats a job fitting for the average robot? something where he can lie on the work resume and then get shit done

>>81897151 (OP)
Night shift security guard
Night shift anything.
The pro can be a con. You want to be alone but once you're alone your mental illness might make being alone suck

>>81897151 (OP)
>>81897172
Security guard is the big one. Your typical robot cannot regularly interact with people.

>>81897151 (OP)
>whats a job fitting for the average robot?
sysadmin

>>81897151 (OP)
warehouse

cemetery or vault guy

trucker if you can deal with the stress that comes with having to back up a giant fucking trailer into a narrow dock without bumping into anything

>>81897151 (OP)
How about the guy sitting in the toll booth on the highway?

>>81897178
This. Robot here with 2 security slop jobs. It pays a pretty penny with little work involved

>>81897200
>sysadmin
"Robot" means a /r9k/user not an AI.

>>81897472
i doubt that anyone would let llms do that stuff

>>81897236
for a trucker you need to be semi chad
>smart while driving or will kys himself or cause a crash or go to jail
the sitting in a room i could handle i do it already. and pissing in a bottle while driving? shitting outside? nothing. thats nothing.

>>81897685
>>81897236
For a trucker, you need to be willing to abuse meth. Every single trucker is on meth.

>>81897151 (OP)
night guard, the kind who watches shit on security cameras and once in a blue moon come down to see if something happened
sysadmin would've been a good pick but the way it's usually done nowadays it's just as bad as a developer, long gone are the days when the dude would just sit in his own room doing god knows what

>>81897151 (OP)
REAL TALK
The best job for a /r9k/ robot is: Ebay reseller. Here's why:
>no life = you can source at hours normies can't
>autism
you can easily niche down into categories normies wouldn't even think of (normies will be looking for name brand cloths, marvel/disney toys, etc. For example: they won't even KNOW a Hazbin Hotel plush is worth 20-40 bucks, to them it's just another plush, but an autistic eye can instantly see it)
>terminal vidya brain
means going out and hunting for items is seen as a open-world game instead of a soul-sucking tedious task like normies do
>being a noticer
being autistic also means you notice shit that stands out normies always miss (stuff other autistic stans will pay top $ for like gacha game merch)
>competition
your no-life competition is: lazy negros ("hustlers"), house wives & druggies, so you have massive cognitive advantage (this tends to be not-overestimating the value of items, a negro will attempt to get 300$ for a nike shirt and get nothing while an autist will want quick sales (which he sees as video game like "wins").
>autist naivete
the autist will simply jump into reselling making a shit ton of mistakes but learn ultra-quick and good fast, while the normie over analysizes shit to death and goes nowhere
>no pretensions
The autist will work on a shoe-string budget so his profits will be massive, stuff like re-using boxes he grabs on trash day & using a 100$ ebike he got on craigslist with a $9 tough box strapped to the back to go to thrifting, meanwhile the normie thinks he needs ultra-high end printers, top of line computers and gold logo printed boxes and a pick-up truck to "feel official".

>>81897492
>i doubt that anyone would let llms do that stuff
DUDE most of your job is looking shit up on google, so why couldn't a AI do that?

>>81897151 (OP)
hospitalist night shift pays 300k

>>81897151 (OP)
Technician at a factory. I work nights, my only coworkers who are present at night are a security guard and a stray cat that lives here (used to be her kittens too, but they got adopted not too long ago).

Apart from it being kinda shit on the organism it's a good chill job that pays kinda good for the amount of work I do (maybe a total of 20-30 minutes per shift).

There's a downside though, I like being by myself, but I'm going on 4th year of living/working like this and I can feel how socially retarded I'm becoming.

Loneliness sucks too, my only interactions outside of chatting with security is when I go for a run/do some calisthenics on my days off and invite a friend or two, which happens maybe 3 times a month (they're always either busy or drinking so down wanna be physically active).

Still wouldn't wanna trade this job for a normie one, had my fill of retail.

>>81897777
people like someone to have who they can blame when shit hits the fan. in the last company i worked for the sysadmin sat next to me and did almost nothing and rather browsed hnews or 4chinz since everything worked. but he also was the one but he was also the one who with the company owner had to do some database migrations at 2am because they had to honor some SLAs and had to do the migration during the night

>>81897151 (OP)
Nightshift, but in a high trust society so you won't have to deal with nigs.

>>81897754
i'd feel bad about reselling used stuff or selling chinkware from alibaba/aliexpress. tho repairing things and selling them sounds interesting

>>81897172
what if you're built like a stick and a short one at that

>>81898256
the night shift appeal is that nothing ever happens so you dont have to worry about that

>>81898256
You'd be night shift security, not a bouncer at a club. Night shift security is babysitting and taking a stroll to "patrol" and scan a few points. You're a sentient insurance policy, you're there to just report what you saw, ask someone nicely to knock it off or to get off the property and de-escalate situations, not act like you're billy badass. You're good, you have 5 foot 2 single mothers and overweight niggas working as security guards.
Ymmv

>>81897287
Work days or nights?

>>81898281
>>81898297
that's good
I enjoy walking around in dark places at night

>>81897988
Night work bad for health- the switch from night to days does numbers on you

Groundskeeper at church. Mow the grass and cleanup the cemetery. It's quiet, gets you outside for a few hours, and pays enough cash for food and beer if living with family.
I like low stress odd jobs where nobody tells me what to do, basically leave me to my own devices. I've done some odd jobs, help around a farm feeding animals when someone is sick, do a little landscaping. I think it has to come from a community you grew up in though. I thought oh I can do landscaping, but when you're on a crew you have nasty boomers breathing down your butt and playing tin pot dictator and making the whole thing miserable. I work slow and steady, I like thorough not sloppy. They wanted Mexicans, rush through jobs like Speedy Gonzalez, if there's a corner you cut it. Quit that job because it sucked and took all the fun out of tending to the yards. Got a job roofing, explanation was that it's for hard workers who are smarter than framers but really only requirement is passing a drug test. Good money but that's a little too much sun and they still want fast fast fast. I'm not cut out for steady employment. I'd rather take cash and do whatever good normal people want done, no bosses or supervisors.

>>81898345
You're golden if you like night walks and can show up everyday, pass a drug test (jobs still consider weed as a drug so take a break for a month or 2 weeks before applying), and don't take your fake badge seriously. Night security is walking, chilling, and asking someone to leave the premises or just reporting whatever shit you saw. Leave the messy stuff to the cops if someone won't leave or is causing an actual problem

>>81898440
>still consider weed as a drug
I don't even drink, so I got nothing to worry about
>your fake badge seriously
if I'm payed by the hour and not by how many scratches I get then I wouldn't even yell

>>81898385
Don't gotta make the switch if you're working nights full time lol.
Apart from shittier sleep during the day compared to night, I feel fine. And I'd say I'm in the best shape of my life, since a ton of free time at work allows me to work out as much as I want instead of wage slaving.

>>81898385
you can always run it backwards; on 11pm-7am shifts, i would "live life" after work in the morning and daylight until 1-3pm. then sleep through some afternoon and early evening, and get up to drive to work around 9:30-10:15. and if you're an absolute animal you can just sleep "whenever", and do things with ppl except in the middle of the night lol

>>81897754
funniest post ive read on 4chan in years
it could work though

This is probably an apex/golden era, people will have to evolve with the AI into neo hell dark age.

>>81899988
I suspect farming could unironically work here. Even a small market garden. People are always going to need food. Anyone who has tried real food knows the stuff in the grocery store is insipid garbage. Even if some sort of ubi is rolled out in a form like ebt, farmers markets usually are set up with a pos so sellers can accept food stamps. Then there is specialty stuff people want but can't get from Aldi or Kroger. Startup costs are low so long as you got some kind of access to land and water.

no idea how to feel about a warehouse job. seem like i would hate to be around those people and then being quite like a weirdo would be even worse

>>81900652
Warehouses can either work you like a dog or be somewhere in the middle and be more by yourself and relaxed. You still need to be around some people but not as much as retail or fast food.

>>81898336
Both are in the day

>>81900652
>>81901785
In my experience, working in the warehouse sucked. I wasn't friends w/ most people, and I was working in 93 degree weather, in metal storage containers that were hauled by semi trucks that were sitting in the hot sun all day. There were days when I didn't have to be inside those crates; I wrapped packages on crates in some plastic wrap and put them somewhere. Shitty job overall, 0/10.

is this another pajeet scam when they ask if they can contact me through whatsapp? bro like what the fuck? on a major website for job search?