Jewish girls of /r9k/, how stereotypical are you?

>>81897171 (OP)
Well I am heavily endowed

shall we say

>>81897223
Should I assume that you are Ashkenazi?

>>81897171 (OP)
if i get a jewish gf would she teach me the kaballah?

>>81897171 (OP)
She looks like a younger Sarah Silverman.

>>81897171 (OP)
Its a pity I will never fuck a woman with a bombshell figure like that.

>>81897231
That's a correct assumption, yes

>>81897314
Very nice. Do you speak Hebrew and/or Yiddish?

>>81897347
She looks straight out of Antiquity. Jews have always looked like this.. Honestly fuck Hitler.

>>81897411
>Honestly fuck Hitler.
That would have prevented the Holocaust.

>>81897314
I'm a weird mix of Ashkenazi, Sephardic, and Nordic Goy.

>>81897572
how tall+heavy are you and what is your body count?

>>81897347
I can, not that I do. I don't live in Israel.

>>81897572
How did that come about?

>>81897598
169cm
71kg
0 1 if you count nude massages and cuddling

>>81897612
Bastard son of a Jew. Gentile mother. The maiden name was German so I suspect he thought she was Jewish too.

>>81897621
wanna date? we can make great jewish babies.

i would betray the white race for a top heavy jewish princess.

>>81897621
Perfect for insemination! What other boards do you browse? And if this is the only one what is the appeal? I am a tourist btw and your reply was the first one I saw

>>81897171 (OP)
i am a stereotypical jap desu

>>81897638
Let's chat and see and how things go.

>>81897637
Imagine looking down on yourself cause your dad fucked a German woman. I can only imagine what you think of browns/blacks.
You're scum lmao, bunch of cloistered people that unironically act like supervillains.

>>81897687
I don't look down on myself. I'm extremely egotistical.

>>81897692
Well my point was you look down on others, and yes I can tell you're egotistical by the fact that you ignored the rest of what I said. What's your IQ goldberg?

>>81897675
>Perfect for insemination!
Well then. Who am I to decline?

>Other boards.
/k/, sometimes /soc/, rarely /pol/ to troll idiots.

>>81897687
no one likes brown people, not even other browns

>>81897171 (OP)
I'm Male, but honestly my family doesn't really represent the stereotypes.
The males are all tall, heads full of hair, light eyes and deep voices.
The women all have straight hair and light eyes as well.

>>81897677
Are you this cute?

>>81897703
I fucked up. >>81897638
that post was meant for you.

>>81897745
Are you a male or Jewess?

>>81897762
male. now I'm confused...

>>81897742
I look better than her desu

>>81897710
nta but I love brown people though.

>>81897762
>>81897780
Lol these 2 fags were flirting with each other

>>81897784
I might need a secretary soon.

>>81897780
just take your shots, shave and voice train for me

>>81897796
>>81897802
why the fuck would a male reply to:
>>81897675
>Perfect for insemination! What other boards do you browse?
what the fuck? lmfao
I didn't make that post. tho.
>>81897223
I want to talk to this girl.

stop searching for gfs, post hairy jewesses

>>81897171 (OP)
>tfw no middle eastern intelligence gf
fuuuck man

>>81897838
I had a Jewish gf who was a dangerous psychopath and she encouraged me to fuck other women. I could have been Jeff.

>>81897818
bro just enjoy the sex with your new bear bf, forget the girl

>>81897710
>No actual response
Typical holier than thou faggot. I don't have any issue with other browns that act normal. If you're the Jewish mutt, post iq. I'm still waiting.

>>81897791
Are you another brown person?

>>81897888
I hate faggots.
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

at this point it's just holy fuck a butt boobs coom coom coom I would literally mount and breed a jew as insane as that is

>>81897730
so yeah, the stereotypes are fake and gay.

>>81897937
half brown and half white, I also love whites and really any other race but I want this one as my gf

>>81897171 (OP)
>>81897347
>>81897454
I'm an antisemite
I'm an antisemite
I'm an antisemite

>>81897973
You know you won't feel this way once your prostate gets tickled right? Only another man can please you until satisfaction

>>81898033
we joke but we're not real antisemites that's ridiculous

>>81898045
first one was funny. now it's just gross.

>>81898052
I wish that was true... some aren't joking.

>>81898013
Yeah why wouldn't you? People only hate brown people when it comes to men
>Want this one as my gf
You might have a shot since you're half white but brown women generally hate fully brown guys the most. Fuck em.

>>81897171 (OP)
Do Jewish girls like East Asians? Asking for a friend

>>81898073
I'd protect you.

>>81898076
I also love the men though, I consider them my brothers in humanity. Even the different type of brown than the one I partially am. When I was a teen I actually used to be racist against SEA people btw but now I recognize the stupidity and love them equally as well.
>brown women generally hate fully brown guys the most.
I know but that's because they are women and they are attracted to status. When the most popular people on the planet are white then obviously in their minds this becomes the highest goal for them. The same thing happens with east Asian women

>>81898172
>Brown
>Talks about East Asians
Can you just cut the crap please? Just call yourself yellow or something and fuck off with this. You know you don't care about all minority guys, just the ones generally considered good who don't have a bunch of negative stereotypes hampering them. You can guess what race I am by that alone.
I used to feel sorry for the way Asian guys were shit on. I've seen Asian dudes face racism irl from white people and others but eventually realized they don't really have the capacity to feel the same for someone who isn't similar to them (or white). You're not brown. Brown/black men are the only ones that suffer. By "brown" I don't mean the light skinned mestizos that look down on their fellow men either, I mean actual brown people with dark skin.

>>81898257
Bro I am just pointing out the universality of women picking white men. It's not just a brown woman thing.
>You can guess what race I am by that alone.
All brown people on this website have negative stereotypes associated with them so no actually I cannot do that. What are you?
>I've seen Asian dudes face racism irl from white people and others but eventually realized they don't really have the capacity to feel the same for someone who isn't similar to them (or white).
I've seen that too, and then I've had Asian people be racist to me as well... I cannot associate negative behavior to a particular race it's just a human problem.
>You're not brown. Brown/black men are the only ones that suffer. By "brown" I don't mean the light skinned mestizos that look down on their fellow men either, I mean actual brown people with dark skin.
I have typical med skin but I look mena as fuck because that's where half my ancestry comes from. I don't experience the same type of racism as really dark skin guys but multiple times I've had "random searches" at airports and arrests just for existing amongst other examples.

>>81898437
>I have typical med skin but I look mena as fuck because that's where half my ancestry comes from.
what the fuck does this mean? what color is your skin?
nta btw

>>81898496
like a southern Euro, pic rel

>>81898437 >>81898539
>tfw the euro looks mena and here I am cumskinned in mena
Life is funny.

>>81899370
Greeks are practically turks