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Anonymous No.81900623 >>81900658 >>81900663 >>81900666 >>81900672 >>81900673 >>81900676 >>81900725 >>81900804 >>81901257 >>81901297 >>81901310 >>81901615 >>81901702 >>81902863 >>81902906
Billionaire just said this anons , what does he know?
Anonymous No.81900649 >>81900658 >>81900929
Monitor his actions. Zuck built a bunker already.
Anonymous No.81900658
>>81900649
>>81900623 (OP)
We are broke peasants even if we knew world was about to end what could we do?
Anonymous No.81900661 >>81901228
rape
the answer is always rape
Anonymous No.81900663
>>81900623 (OP)
He probably listened to "The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust" for the first time
Anonymous No.81900666 >>81900707 >>81900769
>>81900623 (OP)
The earth's poles are reversing which is predicted to cause a biblical flood. It's the actual reason weather is going crazy, not Exxon Mobil. (Jews lied to you again what a surprise!)
Anonymous No.81900672
>>81900623 (OP)
humans end because we evolve
anon No.81900673
>>81900623 (OP)
be serious, anon
Anonymous No.81900676
>>81900623 (OP)
This clown know Jack shit. I know better. Trump will end the United States and will initiate World War 3, but this will not end the world.
Anonymous No.81900707 >>81900711
>>81900666
2 more weeks satan, schizos have been predicting this for at least 10 years
Anonymous No.81900711 >>81900722
>>81900707
>the thing people predicted was going to happen is happening soon
holy shit you're smart
Anonymous No.81900722 >>81900742
>>81900711
Yeah, thanks, I know. Did you just find out about the pole shift recently on schizo youtube or have you been 2 more weeks-ing it the whole time yourself?
Anonymous No.81900725
>>81900623 (OP)
Not more than you, when hedgefunds chairman says it, call me
Anonymous No.81900742 >>81900784
>>81900722
this is the last reply (You) are getting because arguing with your faggot ass is not something I am interested in doing if we are all going to die soon
Anonymous No.81900743
I would continue to hate liberals and minorities and vote for tax cuts for the 1%, just like white Jesus would have wanted.
Anonymous No.81900769 >>81900775
>>81900666
>poles are reversing
just like in 2012 and 2005? based.
Anonymous No.81900775 >>81900789
>>81900769
>t. some retard who probably thought Trump would MAGA
Anonymous No.81900784 >>81900793
>>81900742
>2024
Yeah, but what if we're actually not all going to die soon? Then you may as well just keep shitposting. It's clear you found out about it recently (I notice you didn't actually answer that btw) because it is genuinely impossible to stay fixated on the apocalypse coming any day now for years on end like that with no progress of any kind.
Anonymous No.81900789 >>81900802
>>81900775
>muh predictionmaxxing
>gets it wrong every time
Anonymous No.81900793 >>81900806 >>81900814
>>81900784
>Yeah, but what if we're actually not all going to die soon?
Didn't read past that and am only replying because it's clear you are a genuine retard based on that statement alone. We are all going to die soon whether that means 5 years or 50 years so being an ebin trole on 4chan is probably not a good use of time.
Anonymous No.81900802 >>81900829
>>81900789
>I haven't been struck by lightning yet therefore I never will
god damn you /pol/tards are low IQ
Anonymous No.81900804
>>81900623 (OP)
It's going to be like the road with roaming cannibal bands, I call the liver!
Anonymous No.81900806 >>81900822
>>81900793
most people die anyway. pretending to be retarded because you heard about the pole shift theory in 2025 is crazy work. you should move on to the supervolcano theory next, kiddo
Anonymous No.81900811
Is this all because of the Epstein list?
Anonymous No.81900814 >>81900822
>>81900793
Good goalpost move.
>you will die eventually anyway
Reasonable point, but it makes apocalypse fixating all the more retarded. You're right that posting on 4chan is a waste of our short lives, but you can't take any kind of high ground over me for that although you are trying to, incredibly enough.
Anonymous No.81900822 >>81900836
>>81900806
>>81900814
I'm not the retard arguing for wasting more of my time here you fucking pseuds
Anonymous No.81900829 >>81900832
>>81900802
>lil bro has never heard of lightning rods or staying indoors during a lightning storm.
it's so over for doomermaxxers.
Anonymous No.81900832 >>81900843
>>81900829
if you never die there is a 100% chance you will be struck by lightning
Anonymous No.81900836 >>81900838
>>81900822
There was a retard earlier who posted something about magnetic fields and floods lol
Anonymous No.81900838 >>81900851
>>81900836
>I'm not retard u are huehuehue
Anonymous No.81900839 >>81900849
The reality is I'd do nothing different at all, except maybe start smoking and eat more cake.
Anonymous No.81900843
>>81900832
most of us are faster than lightning thoughever.
Anonymous No.81900849
>>81900839
Can I have a slice? I'll bring over my controller too
Anonymous No.81900851 >>81900855
>>81900838
who is she quoting? i was saying there was a retarded anon who posted about floods without knowing what causes a flood
Anonymous No.81900855
>>81900851
funny millennial joke
Anonymous No.81900929
>>81900649
His bunker literally runs on a generator, in the miracle doesn't get destroyed in the initial stage, it'll run out of power eventually and he'll be trapped inside and die. The best thing we can all do is hope again we don't get killed initially by whatever happens and figure out how to live in as hunter/gatherers when the dust settles. People in the arctic and mountains will probably the best adapted to survive
Anonymous No.81901228 >>81901516
>>81900661
He said 5 years, not 5 hours.

Although, yes, I would like to rape nonstop for 5 years, I simply am not a hollywood jew and have consequences for my actions.
slog No.81901257
>>81900623 (OP)
I would double the demoralizing spam to double my (you) income. I need to gather 66666666 (you)s before the world ends in order to ascend and become a duke of hell.
Anonymous No.81901297 >>81901327
>>81900623 (OP)
I would jerk off a lot and drink regular soda with the real sugar in it because fuck it. And I think I'll try cooking some real nice meals and baking bread. I also want to know what it's like to go rock climbing so I'd get a rock climbing gym membership and hopefully get out there on an actual rock within a year.
More long term plan would be that I'd get down to single digit bodyfat and then shoot my shot at every Asian girl possible
Anonymous No.81901310
>>81900623 (OP)
Group up and kill the people who want to end humanity to prevent it from happening
Anonymous No.81901313
Who is this faggot and why should I care
I don't even feel like googling him.
Anonymous No.81901327 >>81901388
>>81901297
Officer, give this man a kidney stone immediately.
Anonymous No.81901388 >>81901504
>>81901327
Is sugar where kidney stones even come from?
Anonymous No.81901504
>>81901388
It can be for you, aspartame boy.

Even in your doomsday scenario you are climbing diet rock walls instead of fucking the cliffside raw.
Anonymous No.81901516 >>81901626 >>81902673
>>81901228
still, usually people get upwards of a decade to life for that shit, so even if you do get caught in some months or some years you'd only do 10-20% of the actual sentence, or lower
Anonymous No.81901615 >>81902838
>>81900623 (OP)
WE ARE IN THE LAST DAYS.

Beware the Mark Of The Beast, a technological implant (possibly Neuralink) tied to the AI God spirit of the Antichrist in (Prophecy Of The Last Book In The Bible) Revelation 13:16-17. It may be imposed after a global internet and electricity blackout, as hinted by Klaus Schwab, to control access to digital money, government services & the internet. Accepting this mark likely a chip in the hand or forehead will sever your connection to God forever. Those who take the mark cannot be saved & face eternal separation from God.

The COVID crisis was a test for worse events to come, conditioning people to comply. When the blackout hits, governments or corporations will offer a solution (a chip) to restore access to your accounts and services. Resist it. Instead, secure eternal life now by accepting Jesus Christ's sacrifice on the cross, which paid for all your sins (John 3:16). Salvation is through faith alone in Jesus' finished work, not through good deeds, baptism, or confessing sins (Matthew 7:21-23).

No work of yours can earn heaven, only Jesus' perfect sacrifice atones for all sins, past, present, & future. Giving all the glory & credit to God alone.

So when God ask you why should I allow you to enter heaven for all of the sins you've done? Jesus. He paid for all the sins I've done. Point to him only. Not what you've done for him.

Many are distracted by politics or worldly pursuits, blind to this truth. The Normies, NPCs, MAGA people & others won't listen, deceived by the spectacle of the worlds and all of its politics and wonders. It's all a distraction.

For heaven is not for the "good" but for the forgiven, through God's gift of grace. Trust in Jesus alone, not your efforts. Rest in Him & pray.

Time is running out. Believe in Jesus now for eternal life & warn others. See you in heaven. Jesus is coming back.

Revelation 22:20

He who testifies to these things says, "Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus!
Anonymous No.81901626
>>81901516
I legitimately did not know that you can get a life sentence for rape. At the point, wouldn't they simply always turn the rape into a murder since the sentence would be the same either way?

You are awfully optimistic about it taking years to get caught. Presumably you are going to have at least 1 witness that will be inexplicably pregnant.

Alternatively, you could use contraception, but If you are not trying to knock up your rape victim, what is even the fucking point?
Anonymous No.81901702
>>81900623 (OP)
Well at least I won't have 40-50 more years of this shit. I'd eat so many fucking donuts. Fuck this retarded diet.
Anonymous No.81902673
>>81901516
i think it is the ultimate form of capitalism, which is the best system we've got for now because no system is ever fully perfect.
Anonymous No.81902838
>>81901615
>creator of the cosmos somehow outfoxed by elon musk to the point that a piece of plastic can sever your divine light forever
Feels like a scam
>"Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus!
Sounds very gay
Anonymous No.81902863
>>81900623 (OP)
Smoke weed and thank God for ending this clown show
Anonymous No.81902906
>>81900623 (OP)
I would learn how to pray the rosary properly