Thread 81902131

Do the gull come inland a ways or does Jonah live by the coast?

>>81905850
>lowercase bbc

>>81905079
ftm detected

>>81905841
I haven't even posted any tickling in the thread how did you know I was here. Do you just seethe about me in these threads all the time without my knowing

>>81905862
No it's the other way around you stupid whore
>>81905698
>>81905887
Tripfag solidarity
>>81905999
You're annoying and repetitive with your post style kill yourself

>>81906042
What posts did I make!

>>81905698
Shouldve taken better care of it faggot

>>81905887
oh well it's in a better place
>>81906042
always tripfag solidarity.
>>81906060
I did the best I could do. I couldn't bring it in because I have a cat which isn't the smartest thing.

>>81906101
Did you take it to the vet at all or did you just feed/water it and hope it would get better on it's own?

>>81906145
Feed and water it. I've done the same thing a few times before with seagulls and they've grown up and lived healthy. One of them used to come back every single summer before I moved house but it's the first time that ones died.

>>81905826
Just reverse the scenario IDIOT stupid dumbass

Good morning my dear friends

Why do americans get so upset when you tell them youre dating an 18 year old?

>>81906401
depends on the age gap, people will think it's weird

>>81906410
i dont think a 2-3 year gap is weird. I think there are another good several years left before it becomes weird

>>81906101
Post cat you dumb camwhore

>>81906169
I can never have this because I'm too tall I can't even have a bf who is same height as me

>start hanging out with new friend
>hit it off very well after several hangouts
>immediately develop a crush
why the fuck am i wired this way bros I just want to make new friends i dont want to destroy my first good friendship in a decade cause of my sperg skills.

>>81906478
Just have sex with him. Literally just fuck him

If my fbf doesn't like anal he better let me facefuck him a lot...

Anal isnt negotiable if you loved me you would let me fuck you in the ass there isnt any valid excuse not to

What if you have ibs?

>>81906609
that bussy better squirt

if you really loved me youd eat my piss and shit

>>81906438
>dumb camwhore
i'm not a camwhore anon... but this is him. he's called oreo. not my choice, i wanted to name him meow zedong

>>81906659
aaaaah cat
aaaaa
cat cat cat aaaaa aaaaaah cat aaa cat cat

>>81906598
Imagine your femboyfriend uttering such words.
Every straight top's nightmare scenario.

very bratty thread

>>81906609
No excuses

>>81906681
I would never be expected to bottom because I dont have bottom energy

Really though imagine being a straight dude and your gf says "yeah I love you but I wont let you fuck my tight wet vagina" like wtf? Its the same thing

Wow imagine your boyfriend not being into something sexually the horror. Clearly this means he doesn't love me. Oh what do you mean I wouldn't let him fuck me in the ass. Uhhhhthats totally different blablabla.

boyfeet 4ever

>>81906853
If you are the younger bf you essentially take the role of the woman in the relationship and are expected to get fucked like one. Sorry I dont make the rules

>>81904650
I'd rather die than wear pants

>>81906940
but pants are comfy

If you're younger and shorter you have to top actually

https://voca.ro/1cw6LkrkJUuR

Only I am allowed to talked shit about my manor. The rules have changed, put some respect on my name oink oink.

Meow I just told my mom I'm a faggot and she said she knew all along yay

>tfw no hacker bf
I love nerdy/dorky guys

Do cocks feel warm? i was stroking my dick and then i changed the hand and i realized how warm it really was...

>>81907148
You have no cock imposter imposter!

Ohayo has become India 2.0 and story's ass is gonna get groped

PSA: don't stare at people in public and mind your own business, you freakoids

>>81907162
I do!
captcha: h2gjm

I hope story is packing heat on his store runs

>>81907137
congratz

>>81907093
nuh uh!!

>>81907148
yes. since it's just puffed up with blood.

Meow I wouldn't care if I didn't have a cock I'm not going to use it anyway yaymeow

>>81907203
>yes. since it's just puffed up with blood.
Having a dick resting on your ass must feel amazing then

>>81907137
what motivated you to come out meow?

>bunnyanon going back in time to rape high school aged bunnymutt
Yaoi worthy plot?

fujo plot

>>81907205
rip
>>81907217
erm, pic
>>81907257
i would assume so yeah :3
>>81907288
in your dreams
>>81907317
friends and my ex, if ur asking me
>>81907325
right... you don't even know when my birthday is

>meowster is already ran through at 17
This is why you snag them early like I been saying

>>81907395
What if he used the broom and made bunnymutt cosplay as hue?

>>81907432
I AM NOT RAN THROUGH MITSTER
im a virgin

God I hate spammers so fucking much. Killing them with my boyfriend would surely be a cathartic bonding experience.

>>81906659
>>81907403
cute cats they both look so awkward

cats are gay culture

>>81907541
cats are the best!!!

i should post my own cat sometime

>>81907559
nuh uh, their the best culture

Since we're posting cats, one of the 9 exploring an amazon box a while ago.

>>81900675
You know hue is a bot since he doesn't know that timestamps exist lol

Watched anime with a friend yay
>>81903675
So mean....

>>81907621
This car is too clean to be from storymanor. Probably cleaner than the pig owner. Hey piggu oink for our entertainment we know you like to humiliate yourself >>81907098

Is anime subbed into finnish or do you watch with eng subs or does meow speak enough moon watch it without?

Had esex with bunnymutt yay he sucked on my hairy sausage toes yaymeow

>>81907659
Eng subs it's an American dvd box

>>81907642
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/65769189/#65776817

>>81907541
He's anything but awkward. He's a big fat retard.
>>81907621
Adore.

What a coincidence I watched anime with a friend today too although it was moeslop since that's his favourite.

White devil sleeping in my sink
>>81907621
Cute storycat

I have a cat now (for a while at least) and I love petting stays (got to pet a cute kitten today) I just love cats. If you don't I think you're a bad persona and should be publicly executed. Cat haters need to live in fear.

>>81900886
Bunnymutt doesn't post here and he doesn't have a shota bf stop pretending you are him

dogs on the other hand...

are based

>>81901094
You don't hate touristfags enough. Cry more about personalityfags, let's have more trash that comes here once in a blue moon because they felt sad once.

>>81907677
Thass a possoum
>>81907696
I would let my bf fuck mine personally
>>81907697
We watched Ghost in the Shell

>>81907577
you should!!

>>81907621
such pretty eyes

>>81907710
funny sink cat

Meow I've been crying about no bf for years now instead of looking for one yay I'm so smart and not trans yay

bunnymutt could've saved him but now he has a bf while meow is all alone crying for attention on r9g

Meow whats your discord
I cant message you immediately since im talking to someone rn but if things change we should keep in touch I could make you happy

>>81907958
This but unironically meow
>>81907989
Nice monkeybranch dude

Meow whats your discord
I cant message you immediately since im talking to someone rn but if he breaks up with me we should keep in touch I could make you happy

Meow meow I'm a fat cow whore yay I need a bf to milk my gigantic penis with his mouth

Meow is dead why does r9g keep mentioning a dead Finnish man with autism

>>81901820
You are still not bunnymutt but it is true hue encouraged him to have a real sex life irl despite knowing he is a pedo and put children's lives in danger

You guys are an odd bunch.

I'm so friggin smart and my deduction abilities are second to noone when I actually care about something

>>81908070
Become a detective

>>81907906
>you should!!
okay i will!! ill go find him then lol

>>81908092
I'm excited !!

I wonder if cats meow with accents. Would be funny if a swedecat sounds different than my burgercat.

Meow what state are you in? Or near
Just need a general range to see how far we can take this

>>81907642
im sowwy i shouldnt make dumb jokes like that
hope you had a good time

Hmmm considering going to the gym now but is it dumb to pay 20-25e if I'm only going to go there 4 times a month max? I literally can't have gym access more than those 4 days and even on those days I could just go to a park and exercise there but I really, really wanna hit the heavy bag it's been so long T-T
>>81908083
I should but could only be a private one since I don't like authority but I'm also bad with people and introverted so I can't really shill my service anywhere. And what if I'm not interested in the case? I don't think I'd be of any use then D:

Meow some fat canadian watched me get raped and stroked his small cock in the cuck chair yay

>>81908057
Storykun if he worked out and became a hot r9gay daddy

i wish i was actually gay. i think. im pretty sure im only into girls in real life, but at night i look at so much gay porn. absurd amounts, and its all fucking weird shit

>>81908228
by gay porn do you mean guys that look like girls because thats just straight porn with extra steps

If you exclusively get hard to femboys or twinks and don't like regular hairy men then you are a prisongay and can kindly leave, thank you.

>>81908200
exercise at the park so the NEET boys can ogle you

If you exclusively get hard to tomboys or muscle ladies and don't like regular busty women then you are a prisonstraight and can kindly leave, thank you.

How do I get a boyfriend as a gay NEET?

>>81908164
Finland
>>81908173
Yay

>>81908292
i really like it when they try to look like girls but you can tell they are actually boys. like, they wear the skirt, they act like girls. but you know. girls dont have hips like that. you can see the dark hair peaking out under the wig. that sorta stuff.

>>81908319
I like men of various shapes and sizes.
Body hair below eyebrow level is subhuman, though.

>>81908347
use grindr or use barq or use tinder or use bumble or use dicksword or use irc or use telegram or use matrix

>>81908375
> Body hair below eyebrow level is subhuman, though
Cringe

>>81908389
This!
Armpit hair and public hair is H.O.T! And if you don't think so you are just a straggot!

>>81908376
wouldn't recommend grindr or any of the other apps mentioned like telegram and matrix (or barq. what the fuck is barq). hinge and bumble are the way to go

how often do you need to shave? i cant imagine going through the hassle. i wanted to be hairless as a teen but ive since embraced my hairy monkey self. im now going for the 70s rock star sex god look

>>81908367
do you self insert as the guy

>>81908462
occasionally

Body hair is mega cringe cuzzz ooohh noooo the man I'm dating is a fucking man!!
Unless he is basically a girl but with a dick and male name, I don't want him!!

i always selfinsert as black matter when i watch gay porn
it gets as much attention in porn as i do in real life

Bottoms are such faggots

>>81908319
This isn't true ig they're not attracted to women tho keep seething

You have to be gay the way I tell you to

>>81908443
>how often
Every 3 or 4 days if you're shaving or using hair removal cream. Epilation lasts longer, obviously.
>cant imagine going through the hassle
Worth it just for the smoothness, tbqh.

Most of the time I'm Not Racist, but sometimes I run into a black person that's like the personification of every negative racial stereotype and they're just SO utterly irredeemably vile that it brings the n word out of me.

I got stuck in traffic earlier behind a guy with a trunk full of giant speakers that he was just cruising around blasting people with everywhere he went. Like it's not even for the people in the car to listen to, it's purely for being a menace to the neighborhood. Speakers facing OUT of the car. How much of his ill gotten chimp change do you think he spent just to annoy people and make them think he's retarded?

>>81908321
Disgusting. If you stare at strangers in public neck yourself

>>81908644
as a black anon im sorry to hear that he does not speak for us :(

>>81908428
If you use dating apps you're a subhuman partaking in the culture of talking to people with only goal being to get them to be your partner and you swipe and swipe and look at them like they're fucking meat on display for you to buy the piece you like. Neck yourself.

Sobering thought: Every white person could be replaced 1 to 1 with an Indian and there would still be 1 billion jeets left
If this doesn't worry you well nothing will I guess

>>81908644
And im glad to hear you arent racist most of the time thats good for someone on 4chan

>>81908644
What about white people who do the same thing? Do you hate them individually or their race? Scum and trash exist in all races and creeds.

>>81908647
Straggots get to hit on anyone of the opposite gender they want because it's normal to be straight.
I'd hit on the same gender as a faggot but here's the thing, I'll potentially get physically hurt for expressing my interest in a man.
So I'll stare and let my perverted brain imagine them overpowering me and claiming me as theirs, and me getting to huff their scent... and worship their body... and serve them...

>>81908803
dogcoded freak post

>>81908803
just hit on dudes during pride and in gay bars???? like, are you stoopid?

>>81908730
Simmer down and think before you slam those obese sausage fingers across your keyboard, porky.

>>81908831
If my shithole area had a gay bar believe me I'd be there looking for a mate, to mate with.

>>81908803
Thats very hot desu. I do the same thing but Im a top so I imagine being alone with them in a locker room and seducing them

>>81908831
Pride only lasts a month also I am a little scared to go to a gay bar alone, I dont have many friends let alone any queer friends

is jonah a bottom cuz he looks like a caricature of a bottom

Need bf I'm lonely waa

>>81908884
gay bars are like regular bars minus the drunks stabbing each others, and there is no football playing on the tv
i was also kinda nervous before walking into a gay bar, but it's nothing scary really
you won't be thrown out for looking too ugly or not having a gay card or something

>>81909021
I will say that is an adorable baby opossum.

Devious lil shitheads

I went to the gym and minimum I could pay monthly was 25e but also no employees were there at the desk and there were cameras and I just stood there for like a minute feeling so awkward I wanted to die and eventually I just walked out. I love having anxiety! This is so cool. Now I can't even go to the park without returning my gymbag home. This was like 1hour of my precious time wasted...
>>81908803
>Straggots get to hit on anyone of the opposite gender they want because it's normal to be straight.
I understand your frustration perfectly and I fucking wish that wasn't the case but
>So I'll stare and let my perverted brain imagine them overpowering me and claiming me as theirs(...)
Why not just watch porn instead of being a creep?
>>81908860
I'm not fat tho you disgusting skank I jut don't like you whores promoting worst aspects of modern dating as if the apps are paying you, normalfaggot

>>81909104
Kids can be so cruel

I'd be too anxious working out in front of others to make any gains
I feel retarded enough doing exercise at home

It's a nice day out or at least as nice of a day as you get this time of year. I should mow the grass in the backyard but I think I'll just take a nap instead.

>>81909322
or mow the grass THEN take a nap :3

>>81909417

then I'll be all gross and sweaty... I should wait until right before the sun goes down which won't be for a while yet.

>>81908703
Can you fuck meow while chadbot watches he will pay you to do it

>>81909435
anon... showers exist..
>I should wait until right before the sun goes down
ooo smart!! :3
hope you don't upset any neighbours if it gets late tho

>>81909200
Skank? Any more lies you want to get off your chest, anon?

>>81909476
I would plap meow meow with my veiny bbc any day just need to figure out how to get to Finland

>>81909517
Have you tried to seek asylum just walk in as a rapefugee

>>81909481

You can make pretty much any noise until like 10pm, the sun sets at around 9 now I think. Plus tons of people mow theirs at 8am, as soon they are allowed to.

>>81909517
Cringe you deserve better
>>81909540
That's not what his issue was tho

>>81908731
I was thinking this is some leftie everyone is replaceable spiel. They think you could replace every Jap with a Jeet and think the country would be the same in 2 or 3 generations.

>>81909296
But literally no one cares. No one is paying ay attention to you, everyone there is just minding their own business. They're too busy working out. And if you're unemployed NEET just go during work hours and enjoy a mostly empty gym. Unless it's a large gym or something.
I never talk to the staff either just show them my card and get the locker lol.

>tfw feel sick
>tfw headache
>tfw no bf
Someone put me out of my misery...

>tfw no qt trap wife who looks like a girl
Why live?

>>81909624
No reason to live in fact you should KYS now

>81909624
leafcoded post

>>81909626
>KYS now
Why anon? Is there something wrong with wanting a qt trap wife?

>>81909645
Yeah prisongays should die

>>81909435
Oh right because you're not gross usually you fat retard that takes showers every month or so *waits for fat pendant to uhm ackshually the shower time*

>>81909540
Good idea but I have nothing to seek asylum from I grew up in a privileged middle class family
>>81909563
maybe, technically im already talking to someone its just my plan b to find someone on here

>>81909656
They shouldn't die, they should just not postin agay thread
I'm so tolerant yay

>>81909687
Why have me as a plan B isn't a plan B supposed to be also good lol

I thought plan b was a way to deal with unwanted pregnancy risk but apparently fucking meow is plan b in gay slang

>>81909713
You're kind of a stupid hoe four rale

>>81909656
I'm not prison gay. I am gay with a thing for guys who look like girls.
You wouldn't call a guy who likes muscle mommies "prison straight" would you?

>>81909726
Yeah because prison straights do not exist, kys insect

I asked my friend what I should do and he said sprints since I said I was considering that so I guess I have to now even tho now that I'm home I don't feel like doing any exercise and feel like watching more videos actually, which I got bored off before. Oh well

>>81909747
Neither do prison gays, that's my point.

Meow I'm the stupidest insect hoe yay in so dumb where bf to fill my empty skull with his cum meow since he can't fuck my brans out yay

>>81909754
But they do, look in the mirror
>>81909767
This but unironically

Meow I'm no horny but I want to suck on a penis

So what generates prisongays? Being bi and attracted to trannies/traps or being bi and an incel who supposedly has no chance with women?

Where tranny loving tru gay to bf me because I'm a tranny yaymeow

>not attracted to women
>attracted to men
>favorite type of men are feminine crossdressers
>"hurr durr you're prison gay ur actually straight/bi"

>>81909749
He looks so silly with those big dumb ears

>i want to fuck people who look like girls
>Hurr how is that not gay

Just like most tools, gatekeeping is good if you do it correctly.
>>81909821
Don't worry, dumb people just can't process your sexuality

>>81909726
muscle mommies are still drawn extremely feminine
if you would draw them with 5 mm long hair, thick body hair, narrow hips, almost no boobs and a beer gut than yeah, you would be a closeted homo.

guys what makes a boys voice cute? how do i get one?

>>81909893
you definitely have one

Storykun will you buy me EU5 when it releases pwetty pwease

What eye and hair color will your fbf have?

>>81909916
but how do i know if i do D:
but thank you <3

>>81909960
if people say you do, and if its soft and easy to listen too. you definitely have one <3

Nords sound gay by default when speaking English idk how anyone takes Europeans seriously idgi

>>81909947
Light brown eyes and brown hair.

>>81909990
I don't so owned

All nordic males ages 16-24 look inherently homosexual.

Seller shipped out my Optimus Prime yay.

>>81909993
Oh how very original.

>>81909984
ah okay thanks ^^

>>81909990
hey i don't sound gay

>>81909947
my fbf won't be a mexican

>>81910024
ay caraumba

>>81910020
your welcome cutie

17 and 3/4s

>>81910090
hmmmm, do I know you? :0

hi Im kinda new here

>>81910120
hiiii :D hru? how was your day?

>>81910126
go have sex faggot incel

>>81910115
maybe lol :3

>>81910120
>>81910126
Whaat color are your socks?

>>81910110
Too old
orig

>>81910154
now i dont have them on but they are either black or white

dootchie tranny socks with some washed hands

>>81910154
my socks are white, my fav socks are striped red and black and go up to my thighs

>>81910153
it feels like it..

>>81910281
who do you think I am then? :3

>>81910246
Post your faggot thighs so I can jerk off please

>>81910297
i'll dm who i think it is :3

>>81910315
the day you see my thighs is the day you lose your virginity. never.

>>81910315
i don't mean to be too mean, sorry anon. that might've been too far

>>81910362
Im a black top bruh I dont have any issues losing my virginity Im just saving it for someone special

Based getting owned by a child lmao
Do seppuku to preserve your honor

>>81910378
Its ok no harsh feelings I was being too forward anyway

>>81910382
for a boy or a girl? :0

>>81910385
it's okay ^^

>>81910362
no dm :(

>>81910382
saving your virginity is so juvenile and naive

>>81910444
huecoded post

>>81910391
Boy most likely
Im talking to a cute gothic boy and he makes me feel really good
Havent talked to any girls who made me feel this way at least not in a long time

>>81910444
why do you say that
I just want to look back on my first time as something really wholesome and special
I feel like thats a normal sentiment

What does your skin color have to do with it

>>81910507
I guess because it benefits me to utilise the niche of gay whites who want to have sex with black men
Ofc theres more to me than my race but Im just trying to benefit from that dynamic
And I am also primarily attracted to white people more than other races so theres that

r9g advocates for TND doe

>>81910593
why does he have purple eyes? lol

Imagine if we all lived in one house. You'd all have to hide your socks cause bunnymutt would be looking to sniffa

>>81910577
I hope you don't experience being used or having people set certain "expectations" cause of your skin color. It feels bad when the person you were talking to just wanted to use you for their fetish material. Sorry I'm not the "aggressive nigga" you were expecting, fucking hell, I just wanted to cuddle ;_;

>>81910411
ahhh i don't know!! :C im sorry

>>81910495
based.

>>81910362
>the day you see my thighs is the day you lose your virginity. never.
I didn't think meow3 had it in him. Savage comeback.

>>81910621
If any of you touched my Transformers I would beat you to death

>>81910621
Toenail painting party

>>81910655
oh it's okay. you did dm a bit ago anyways

I wanna buy an airbrush but that shit be 100 bucks for a good one. I just I'll just brush paint.

Worst posters list:
1. Bishit basketball american
2. Femboyfriend spammer
3. Hue
4. Chadbot
5. Brad
6. Story

>>81910745
>i'll just i'll just
My brain is not fully operational I'm so sorry for this minor spelling mistake

>>81910720
pls dm me back, i have no idea who it is TwT

This headache is too much I have to go to bed early.
Hold the fort, faggots...

It's really blackpilling when even supposed gay robots are massive whores and soulless animals

>>81910769
okay I'll dm you sometime today :3

>>81910781
I have a headache too can I join you in bed

>>81910655
>Big Black Cock is based
Average swede

>>81910758
Storybros noooooo aaaaa mow grass

Why are they all blacked

>>81910759
Thank you for apologising, forgiven

>>81910758
these brats need correction

>>81910795
Ok but gentle kisses, cuddles and sleep only.

>>81910758
whys there never a best posters list

>>81910809
im not a bbc enthusiast..

How it started:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77256503/#77264261
How it's going:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81149537/#81185428
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81149537/#81186480

>>81910793
Anyone who cutesy types or refers to themselves as a "twink", "femboy", or "cuteboy" are usually whores 99% of the time.

>>81910851
You need to be the big spoon or otherwise I'll hump you in my sleep :(

We always hear about Swedeposters and the Finnish demon but never any Norwegians
What's up with that chat

>>81910876
I don't keep up with the mexican #2 lore. What happened to him again?

im the only gay robot left, but its not the paradise i was promised. nobody respects the the cred. i am not their new GOD...

>>81910865
Then why did you vote for the bbc rapefugee party?
>>81910904
They're honorary straights

>>81910910
He had sex with someone he met on duolicios but it went sour and he didn't want to talk about it when he came back before disappearing into the night again. It's not as funny as turkman stuff. Why didn't you fuck his dirty brown ass?

>>81910904
im here hello

>>81910878
I can't disagree with this

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81149537/#81186645
3ds bros were never beating the whore allegations

mom is making me a tuna sandwich

>>81910962
Maybe cause he wasn't BLOND with BLUE EYES
>>81910966
welcome my norgga

>>81910966
Finally, r9g has a complete set
Your thoughts on oil?
>>81911002
I hope him and his entire family were deported back to Peru, for his own sake

>>81910758
>5 legends and the literal founder of /r9gay/
back to cuttergen kiddo

>>81903038
>>81902834
you guys need to look into Timmothy McVay, one man CAN make a diff.
>>81902490
I like first person shooters, those can be pretty hard.

>>81910793
mug with a cookie holder is so kino

>>81911059
Do you dislike 3ds?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/65748581/#65749920
Drunkbrit bros it never even begun

It's obvious you hate me though I've done nothing wrong
I've never even met you so what could I have done

>>81911111 (checked)
He's a fuckin psycho lol what do you think
>>81911150
I hope he didn't perish

>>81911178
I thought only white people like depeche mode

>>81911092
he didnt make a difference tho. at least not for the direction he wanted

literally why is almost every kid homophobic
doesnt make sense everywhere i go theres just little kids hating on lgbtq why are they programmed like that

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77220929/#77223661
Bunny loredump

>>81911194
I'm an honorary aryan

I post depeche mode lyrics here all the time and get no replies lololol
>>81911179
>He's a fuckin psycho lol
Yea I agree

>>81911229
maybe its funny

>>81910495
you're putting so much weight on your "first time" and missing out on what really matters. Your first night is so fickle when compared to everything that comes after.
It's like refusing to eat food that isn't Michelin cuisine

>>81911203
he made a difference to me...

hue entered the chat, time to close the tab
Goodbye for now gays

>>81911178
Drunkbrit still isn't going to let you fuck him

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77211364/#77217324
Quirk chungus

>>81911263
what are you supposed to say to song lyric posts? if you reply to the words then you get japed, and you cant say >good song. because there is a robot9001

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77211364/#77217834
Bunnymutt x story crossover

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77211364/#77217877
All according to plan

>>81911509
brad has BPD and he P his bed

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75808857/#75820314
Imagine if he was around to see meow3

>>81910927
i didn't

>>81911563
whos meow3

Wait I'm older than bosniabunny what the fuck
It's joever

I stopped drinking water before bed cause I kept peeing my boxers lol.

>>81911618
are you serious
>tfw no bedwetter bf

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75822303/#75833201
Retroactively give him attention now

>>81911655
This was like a year ago. I was drinking 10 bottles of water a day.

you should find the bunny dutchie convo where he says he had a dream about raping 2 girls(children)

Is there any poster who isn't hated here? Like, imagine if we made birthday party for someone like story and gave him e presents, maybe he would see that there is still someone out there who cares about him even little. Instead you faggots asked him to buy you shit for his own birthday. Shame on you.

Story has 100x the money I do
Fuck him, redistribute that shit

>>81911732
did storyanon ever tell me happy birthday? no. no, he did not

>>81911809

happy belated birthday.

Should I just happy birth every single day so I catch everyone?

Last time I had someone that's not family wish me a happy birthday was 8 years ago.

>>81911829
Mines coming up story
Wanna buy me EU5?

Pee is such a hot fetish

>>81911848

You want me to go through my money fast, don't you? I wasn't even planning on getting EU5 because how shitty vic III was.

>>81911864
so real. need him to pee in me

>>81911872
I was the one trying to help you invest and extend your neet lifestyle acksually
But that's fair, Vic3 was shit, paradox fell off
I'm a vic2GOD for life

>>81911829
yes. yes, you should. and use exclamation marks too :|

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77256503/#77257442
Where femboy non tranny bf

>>81911832
i wish my family would stop celebrating my birthday desu. ive always hated it

>>81911902

The only paradox game I even play anymore is CKIII somewhat last DLC I was bought was the plague one if I remember correctly though I think I might get the east asia one coming out.

>tfw bosnian rabbit talked to that cro int twink in this thread
The bunny lore is never ending

I struggle to enjoy non-modded paradox games after discovering anbennar and kaiserreich.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77245992/#q77254043
3ds lied

>>81903293
What kinda videogames are you into ? I'm an imsim fag personally

>>81911966

I'm sick of playing it properly though the only thing I really do anymore is make crazy rp scenarios through the ruler designer.

for me, its victoria1 with the ricky

>>81904593
Are twinks who like thigh highs alright ? I promise I don't wear them in public

>>81911968
>a whore is a whore
Wow who knew. I thought someone who posted his pics online for fags to jerk off, hated the lgbt but went to lgbt center and was bisexual was a delicate romantic soul

>>81912004

Darkest Hour HOII for me really, though I haven't played it in ages.

I like making hot twinks in ck3 with mods
I miss the /vg/ days of vic2 mp games..

>>81907139
Hi, I have a CS degree and just spent the day autistically programming

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75822303/#75832283
I work at McDonalds hits different when it's in a post where you're saying how over it is for you

Alright time to mow the grass, it's about as late as I can push it. Or I can do nothing again and say I'll do tomorrow and then likely not leaving it for when it gets hot again.

What does anal sex feel like

>>81912070
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75822303/#75834387

>>81912069
I litterally just posted abt doing that

>>81912038
>i need to pee
>let me help

>>81912090
>story trying to own holohoax deniers

>>81912093
I think I'll get an instant boner if you put your mouth near it

>>81912082
Like trying to push a shit into your ass which makes you want to shit more
>>81912093
Bunnymutt please stop

>>81912082
Salty coins and bags of milk

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75822303/#75834818
>assmad meow used frieren pic

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75822303/#q75834732
bradbros noooo

>>81912133
Do you know 3ds posted himself for story and story ignored it so he got mad and sperged out about it once?
3ds vs meow race to see who make more storyloads was funny

>>81912151
I think I started posting right around that time
Time flies
My first post iirc was interjecting in a steely x meow argument melty

>>81912151

If I remember correctly he posted it but I didn't see it before he deleted it.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81210507/#q81232703
What are current ships?

Whats with the archive spammer?

>>81912159
For the record I won every single argument I had with meow UwU

Do you not remember your first thread?

>>81912230
So true
Yea it was this one, I remember now because 3ds was dying of flu and getting simps for sick voiceposting
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/76970116/

>>81912254
Yay (non)meow I'm undefeated
Oh this is funny, he confused me wit another poster in this one and this happened few times around that time and I usually didn't correct him because it was funny
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/76970116/#76971259
What made you stay?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/76970116/#76979965
?

frozen pizza in oven, grass is skipped yet again. I knew I would, my leg is bothering me now.

>>81912287
Idk I always preferred generals over bouncing between threads in the catty
Spent a lot of time on /vg/ and /bant/ in 2018 when it was still new and comfy
>>81912373
Soon it will be fall and you won't have to worry about it

>>81902131 (OP)
grahhh I love scissoring my wife rahhh

not as cool as frotting, owned

>>81912404
>Soon it will be fall

can't come quick enough really, I hate summer and the heat and grass mowing. I love comfy fall and winter.

>>81912468
Agreed
This hot weather shit ain't it for me

>>81912482

At least towards the end of august the humidity often breaks so it's just hot instead of hot and humid. Really once October starts the comfy is here.

weather is pretty nice here

>>81912207
probably drunk. drunk people are always looking to the past for some reason. photoalbums, facebook, desuarchive

>>81912557
n-not as pretty as you haha

74 and dropping with the sun
Open window time

>>81912599
perfect to creep outside and look in hehe

I need a bf to cum in.

>>81912593
and certainly not as nice as you o,o;

i need a bf to cum in me

still 79 and there the oven heated the house up here, going to take an hour or more of the A/C running to make it cool again. It's been like 3 weeks now since I got that window A/C and it's still sitting in the box. Get something to help me and I just let it sit there.

>>81912642
i know your pain