Thread 81906274 - /r9k/ [Archived: 156 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:47:24 PM No.81906274
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Are superheroes retarded?
Instead of being a poorfag and having to have a job and save people, you could just ask the government for money(if you're strong enough to not get caught)and that's it
>Using your powers to get money isn't good
If you've money, you don't need to work. If you don't need to work then you've more time to save people
It's simple logic
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:51:01 PM No.81906309
>>81906274 (OP)
>becoming a zogbot even as a superhero
Faggot.
Take you capeshit questions back to /lbgt/ cunt
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:58:40 PM No.81906369
>>81906274 (OP)
>tell the government
>the government arrests you and runs experiments on you at a black site
>get sent to the middle east to become Israel's greatest soldier
I wouldn't do that if I was a superhero
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:02:53 PM No.81906391
>>81906369
>if you're strong enough to not get caught
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:04:05 PM No.81906399
>>81906274 (OP)
the point of a superhero story is to channel a higher power/god and the moral code of someone closer to god(s). you're not intended to look at the superhero as an actual person. your logic is retarded anyway because any single person with supernatural powers would by definition act as their own government and operate at a much higher level of trade and law enforcement, depending on the scale of their power and how it compares to other regional/national governments.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:14:55 PM No.81906461
>>81906274 (OP)
That's a retarded plan. What you should do as a superhero is steal resources from bad people. You'd be set for life stealing from a single drug kingpin and you get to justify it by simultaneously making the world a better place.