Thread 81906550

robots should be worshipping the generous fembots who come here to interact with you guys and grace you with our presence, where would you be without the female interaction here that gets you through your day? have some more respect for us

>>81906550 (OP)
I haven't spoken to a single female

>>81906550 (OP)
exactly.... all they do in exchange is call us trannies

they need to learn some manners

>>81906550 (OP)
Thank you for visiting the zoo, please stop teasing the animals

>>81906550 (OP)
i want to do this but idk how desu

>>81906550 (OP)
>should be worshipping the generous fembots
Do they not already?

I'd rather date a prostitute than one of you landwhales

>>81906550 (OP)
https://youtu.be/NiY8aVqqMig?feature=shared

>>81906550 (OP)
I'll worship them with a metal pipe to the head

>>81906583
You whores are always either obese or overweight

>>81907110
my bmi is 24 not overweight im pretty attractive actually, average, but im nice and show you guys so much love why are looks coming into play now? isnt you guys saying we should settle for the chuds and not chase chads? shallow anon

>>81906862
be nice and you get your first kiss qt

>>81907110
I'm obese but still only date "chads" cry about it. I come here because I genuinely feel bad for you.

100 replies award

>>81906631
not teasing i think you guys are adorable and funny, i wanna cherish and protect robots forever

>>81907138
>>81907184
>>81906550 (OP)
I'm sorry r9k, but... she's right. The only way out is forward, however, will a largely ignored demographic consisting of sycophantic mentally unwell children grow and change overnight? Certainly not. What we are currently experiencing is a teething process so to speak, a changing of the guard that will take quite some time to finalize.

Good luck to you all, gentle men and women.

>>81907138
*bonk*
that was the sound of the pipe
I will NOT be nice !!
I'm not a simp orbiter

>>81906550 (OP)
I hate women and posts like this are exactly the reason why. You expect praise and worship simply for existing.

>>81906550 (OP)
I would but a balding Manlet doesn't have a chance

>>81906550 (OP)
>robots should be worshipping the generous fembots who come here
No.

I'm willing to have a conversation with robots and fembots alike, unless they are like OP. (A faggot)

>>81907292
what else anon? are you going to never talk to a woman ever again? women make you feel nice dont be mean, you need us

>>81907399
>going to never talk to a woman ever again?
only when I have to, like with everyone
>women make you feel nice
quite the opposite
The closest I've ever been to feeling nice was when I listened to asmr to fall asleep
Consuming manufactured affection because no woman will ever choose to be close to me

>>81907598
>no woman will ever choose to be close to me

But what if this one does ?

>>81907132
Not accusing you but being overweight/obese reflects poorly on your attitude and values in life.

>>81907651
I do not believe you
You know nothing about me
my looks and the environment I'm in won't allow for any sort of relationship to last

>>81907651
>what if this one does ?
Something tells me that you're a narcissist looking for a parasocial relationship to feed your ego, hence why you waste flattery on random dudes on an online Nepalese goat hoof trimming career board. You're looking for the vulnerable and desperate that you can crack through the defensive shell of to get some admiration so that you can be "that girl" that got one even when his guard was up.

But hey, maybe I'm just being pessimistic and paranoid

>>81907761
Nice prediction, unfortunately im a moid whos just trying to inspire a little bit of hope around here.

>this one
Refers to op as an example. But i am autistic as fuck so it didnt read the way i intended

>>81907743
so i cant offer the only the i can which is kindness to you guys? i dont have to have a relationship with you, i understand that situation because i dont think its possible for me either to be a loved gf, i can like you guys as people through a screen whats the issue with that? i understand you
>>81907761
>got one even when his guard was up
who am i getting and how? im not preying on you guys i just genuinely enjoy hearing your thoughts and seeing your personalities, its not anything malicious i just think you guys are cool and dont deserve to be in the situations your in its not your faults

>>81908051
>so i cant offer the only the i can which is kindness to you guys?
Is your offer limited to this thread?

>>81908051
>just think you guys are cool and dont deserve to be in the situations your in its not your faults
Misread the other post as you, mea culpa. And like I said, paranoia is a problem for me. I should probably be on pills but I dont trust the doctors (who would have thunk it)

If you really are here to try and be good to people then I dont want to dissuade you from that. I guess good people are just something I rarely see any more.

God bless, don't let my fits stop you from trying to do well by others.

>>81908051
you can be nice but don't state things that are untrue
you can be supportive and not have to lie to someone that everything is okay

it nice you're trying something but I don't think your exact methods are good
Have a good day anon

>>81906550 (OP)
Hardly any biological women use this board. They're mostly getting e-fucked on Discord.

>>81908183
do you have any girls added on discord that you talk anon

i can't talk for everyone, but most women on this board act nice then ghost you for no reason.
>>81907651
at some point, after being treated like hot garbage by most women, you kinda stop trying.... sometimes it feels better to just give up and not go through the grief of losing a person you really appreciated, but that never really cared about you

>>81906550 (OP)
This is why I always offer to be a paypig for female posters. They rarely ever take me up on it though.

>>81907132
Because deep down I know that a cute anonette will never hug me virtually.

>>81908355
how would you know if they are cute tho .. i would give you a hug

>>81908254
I think you gotta change your perspective. You didnt get treated like garbage by most women. You got treated like garbage by shitty people. And them being female just made it sting more. And thus more memorable.

>>81908515
It's a gamble I would have to take. I would have to believe that the fembot is cute (and not a tranny) and then I would have to receive the hug virtually.

>says will be nice to anons and talk to us
>still hasn't replied to me a single time
Looks like >>81907761 is rugby

>>81906550 (OP)
>Woman invades space they don't belong
>Immediately demand tithings and worship
Like clockwork.

>>81908515
can you give me a hug too?

>>81908628
you don't know if the fembot is cute yet, and it might be a tranny, be careful!

>"teehee, I'm nice to you and will talk to you"
>hasn't replied to me even once
Looks like >>81907761 was right

>>81908518
So that actually is something I talk to people about from time to time. People are shitty regardless of whether they happen to be men or women, they're just shitty in different ways. I've never had a woman pull a gun on me, but I've also never had a man emotionally abuse and neglect me while saying it was my fault.

It just so happens that we view men and women differently, and with different gravitas. And I'd rather have to fight someone for a gun again than relive my divorce.

>>81908632
i dont care if shes cute, she sounds nice

>>81908671
I care if she's cute or not. Don't you want to receive a hug from a cute fembot and not an ugly one?

>>81908692
what if its an ugly fembot? a hug could make her day, im going for it anyway

Why would you risk engaging in intimate contact with a female who is not cute? It might be a good experience for her but the lesser experience for you. I don't know about you but I only hug cute people (biological females) and guys well, they're bros so I almost hug any of them (unless they're pedos or furries, same shit anyway)

>>81906550 (OP)
>robots should be worshipping the generous fembots who come here to interact with you guys and grace you with our presence.
No thank you. I don't need to worship beings that are below men :)

>>81908692
>>81908795
I'll hug anyone I'm friendly with personally. If she's weird looking I probably wouldn't date her, but I'm not going to withhold basic physical contact.

>>81908878
I see. Well it seems you are a man of greater risks than me. I bid you farewell.

>>81908902
The gun in my waistband acts as my insurance.

Ta-ta, have a beautiful time.

Do any fembots (or robots) here play video games? What games do you play? What video games would you play with me?

surely my value has gone up and not down
even though these people all hate women

>>81909344
Am robot, and I play Hunt: Showdown and Insurgency: Sandstorm mostly as of late.

I am trash

>>81909383
and...you know how it is, who's to tell them they don't hate women if the women can just accuse people of it like witch trials?

god and women are the worst things ever

isn't that just genius, this is why geniuses are all insane, the things you want are horrible

>>81909404
so really you think it makes logical sense, well these leftist women hate capitalism and are pro gay, you get the normie reality, they only love money and hate fags and will be the liberal priest class.

It's the chaos behind the order.

They just want that godlike domination over humanity like vampires.

>>81908646
pat pat
>>81908692
even if you think ugly at least my hair will smell nice would make up for it..
>>81908721
yess a full hug not a side half hug, last time i hugged a guy was in 11th grade and i was so shy

>>81909462
Okay, an ugly fembot with good smelling hair is worth the risk.

>>81909462
>yess a full hug not a side half hug
okay, i am giving you a full hug then *hugs*

When I personally am presented with a dating prospect, then I will consider being less annoyed that a bunch of retarded unfunny whores come here to try to dunk on us and/or get easy attention.

>>81909462
>pat pat
Ok, I'm less angry. Are you gonna talk to me elsewhere then?

>>81909344
I've played a large a variety of vidya. Right now I am playing Dead by Daylight. I mostly play killer but I like survivor sometimes. It would be possible to play together but unlikely unfortunately. Nioh 2 thougheverbiet I would be willing to play with someone.

>>81909509
its a fair trade i give you attention i get attention anon, you guys want attention just as bad as us, i dont go outside and have no freinds to get attention from why cant i come talk to you guys what is wrong with that, not poking fun as ive said, sigh anon

>>81909485
i personally feel im like a 5 ish realistically but i need to think im prettier than i am so i have confidence so maybe a 7 zz .
>>81909498
this is where i run away now btw

I am afraid of women.

I am also afraid of the prospect of befriending a woman and there being an unrequited attraction on either side of the friendship.

However, I really really dislike entitled women that think I should "worship" them for stooping to giving me attention, and OP is probably a real piece of work.

Women are awesome, shame there haven't been any lately because all threads are shit. Can't blame them though, there's no reason to be here.

>>81909651
Okay, so from 5 to 7 + good smelling hair, I'll definitely accept the virtual hug, it's a yes

>>81909671
yea there is some of threads are so random and stupid n its just so funny to me, so it makes me smile thats a reason to come here

>>81909651
>this is where i run away now btw
nope, you are here forever btw

>>81909605
No it's not. The nature of the attention you receive is that you have infinity romantic prospects. The nature of the attention I receive is I'm a dwarf and snow white laughs at my joke twice a year. It is not reciprocal.

>>81909605
do you want to be friends? i can give you attention

it'd be nice if there was a single average fembot on here to suck my average robot cock. i would actually be inspired to slave away for the jew and make money to provide us a good life if that were the case.

>>81909930
it is reciprocal in the boundaries of this thread. we just met anon i dont think thats a good analogy
>>81909745
not allowed im gonna tell my dad on you

>>81906550 (OP)
But I have zero respect for you. I'm happy and lucky talking to real autistic women with actual interests and hobbies. Not some fake ass worthless attention ewhore that think that their attention is gods gift to mam kind. If guys weren't moronic they would have left you people in a ditch a long time ago

Thank you for all the great posts, queens

>>81910045
>not allowed im gonna tell my dad on you
i think your dad will be okay with it. here, take another hug

>>81910237
>take another hug
that anon got his hug but I didn't. I said I accepted the hug and am still waiting

>>81910471
HUG.. i mean i was waiting for you im not really the type to make the first move.. but i guesss
>>81910237
group hug, me u and my dad
>>81910155
your welcomes thank you for all your frog posts too king

>>81910768
Thank you.
Guys a 5 out of 10 fembot with nice smelling hair hugged me.

>>81910768
>group hug, me u and my dad
thats ok but i think your dad smells a little like alcohol tell him to quit drinking

>>81910901
he drinks because his daughter is a loser, when i stop being a loser ill make him stop maybe.. gonna leave him to his indulgences until further notice

>>81910925
why is his daughter a loser? would she like to stop being a loser one day?

>>81910991
cus she has no frens and is socially awkward, and she stays in her room all day gaming on her phone

>>81911662
the social awkwardness will never go away if she doesnt interact with people. she needs to try and make friends
what games does this girl play on her phone

>>81911728
i know im starting a job soon anon im very excited to go socialize and overthink talking to everybody