Choose your wife anons. You can't get divorced for at least 20 years. Choose based on the information given and reply.

>>81907250 (OP)
Give me the model, she's hot and will support me financially.

>>81907250 (OP)
>None of them are virgins
I think I'll just take 1 since they're all whores

>>81907250 (OP)
Give me the model. I don't give a fuck about wanting to fuck her or love her or anything like that I just want her to betabuxx for me while I'm a NEET.

>>81907250 (OP)
These threads are getting old. Get new material

>>81907250 (OP)
>No virgin
All whores I won't take any of them.

>>81907250 (OP)
#3 isn't really all that ugly, just a bad picture

>>81907250 (OP)
Why does 3 look like she would post on /r9k/ kek
>>81907338
Like lipstick on a pig or I guess gorilla in this case

>>81907250 (OP)
None of them are fat enough and their supposed body counts are comically low.

>>81907352
she'd still have an easier time dating than you though

>>81907356
so do you want someone obese and promiscuous?

>>81907364
Of course, she is a woman after all. The only men with easier dating options than women are the 1 in 10,000 gigachads.

>>81907377
He wants someone like Sems who is 350 pounds and has a bodycount of 78

>>81907379
so you calling her ugly is just cope because you know that no matter how ugly she was she still lives an infinitely better life than you

>>81907250 (OP)
Well the obvious answer here is 1, none of the other women are appealing in any way. At least she makes good money, will take you on trips, and is good looking.

>>81907391
Nah, I have a girlfriend who is white and better looking than that gorilla and I don't need to post my face on reddit for attention

>>81907250 (OP)
I'm taking 1, I don't even give a shit, it will be a soulless relationship with no real love but it's better than any other option, especially better than 5 who obsesses over exes.

>>81907406
>have a girlfriend
>spends time on r9k
nice larp

>>81907250 (OP)
all of these people are demented, deceitful or insufferable to some degree so for once its pretty accurate to foids in real life, though the idea of them choosing to go anywhere near me isnt. that being said i think 3 is the best option thoughbeit im not sure how we would get along seeing as i dont get attached to people very easily and im not particularly caring for others but the dynamic seems like it would be interesting and shes cute

>>81907250 (OP)
If 2 is really committed to being monogamous and a trad wife I guess it's not too bad

no girls will want a sea monkey, so what's the point?

Make a poll, retarded OP

>>81907250 (OP)
they're all whores but
3 > 2 > 4 > 6 > 5 > 1

>>81907250 (OP)
>no virgin
Yeah hard pass.

>>81907259
>>81907290
>>81907397
>>81907416
Men are all stacysexual unironically

>>81907511
If they're all going to be cheating sluts you might as well take the hottest and richest cheating slut and enjoy having a sugar momma while it lasts.

>>81907496
if they were all virgins which one would you take?

>>81907250 (OP)
6 because I have more in common with her than with everybody else. And having thing or two in common is most important thing to have good and long-lasting relationships.

>>81907531
not him but obviously 1 kek

2 or 3 easily.

>>81907250 (OP)
i just wanna date the hot one ngl just bastardize my children ig there wont be any way to avoid it cause apparently dating a ugly piece of shit is just gonna run the same risks who could still cause me to have bastards so i might as well date the hot one

>>81907250 (OP)
1 > 2 > 4 > 5 > 6 > 3
sorry black "femcel"

>>81907250 (OP)
I like the clothing style of 5. I'm into artsy girls though.

>>81907250 (OP)
>1
Absolutely not. Oh fuck no. Zero permanence to this relationship. This is a woman who chases impulse. This is everyone's girl. Don't get me wrong, I'm going for it and it's going in my Greatest Hits Reel if I can fuck her, but this is no wife.
>2
Good pick. She's pretty, I like that she lives with her parents, the fact that she prays for me earnestly is awesome, voice is an UNDERRATED quality, and 5 is honestly a low BC these days. If her "hoe phase" maxed her out at 5 AND she has actual shame about it she's practically a saint. The flaws here are like default woman flaws, too. Ooh, she's bad at directions and gets scared. Whatever.
>3
Oh, fuck no. I like artsy girls and that is a huge plus, but I am NOT doing the BPD thing or apologizing for a dream she had.
>4
NOPE. Lost me at making fun of my hobbies and talking in reddit speak. Also not nearly as pretty or sweet as 2 for the same level of mileage.
>5
This one is as close to flawless as you're gonna get if you're willing to actually emotionally invest. The fact that she's still hung up on exes at all is the only real issue. Apart from that, crying and being a useless fucklump sometimes is just default woman shit she's allowed to do.
>6
This is...this is SO tempting. This is the "NO DON'T DO IT" option and I still might be unable to resist. Putting this last is diabolical. FUCK.

>>81907377
>>81907387
350 is my ideal weight that is accurate. Do not knock it until you try it. It is the best type of GF. Body count sucks but all girls under count by 3x so it is pointless to ask or to use it as a criteria

>>81907250 (OP)
I mean monogamy and polygamy and all relationships ARE kind of social constructs, the question is what weight/important does #1 place upon it - i.e. will she bang other dudes? If yes, I got with #4. Otherwise, maybe #1.

>>81907759
>350 is my ideal weight that is accurate
That's so gross man. Think about what your parents or your grandfather would think about your choice of woman.

>>81907250 (OP)
I don't think 1 has a higher chance of cheating compared to the others especially if we're actually married. From what I've seen the most attractive girls are actually the most picky. But who knows.

>>81907250 (OP)
I'll take 6. The others seem like they'd make me mad enough that I'd get a migraine 5 times a week.

>>81907805
I do not give a shit. My dream girlfriend was 325 pounds from Alabama and I showed her off to everyone including my family. She was so hot and cool but obviously left me for chad. My next girlfriend was also 325 but she sucked, was boring, with a bad fat distribution and I was just doing it as a cope to try to get over the previous one. One of my grandpas had three families and the other one was a happy wife happy life simp who got publicly shit on by my grandma constantly so I would not care what they had to say.

>>81907867
god you're so fucking pathetic, just give up

>>81907250 (OP)
Number 2 is obviously the right answer. If it literally says she is and will stay LOYAL, why would body count matter, or the 'hoe phase? Body count of 5 Is barely a hoe phase at that. The main downside of body count is that it leads to higher rates of cheating, but if is stated not the case, why would it matter

>>81907867
>mfw this nigga got cheated on by a 325 pound landwhale
HAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>81907250 (OP)
Why do you keep doing these OP? The choices are slightly better than last time but still.
3 and 6 are the only good options.

>>81907880
Yeah so are you though. At least I know what I want and was able to get it for a while
>>81907927
Technically not cheated on but broken up with yeah. Hence why I gave up and spend my time here. It is quite demoralizing

>>81907511
Personally I just follow the money.

>>81907250 (OP)
3, as I don't even have a driver's license, let alone a car, and other aspects of a clingy girl are desirable to me. Plus she looks like a cutesy girl, which is a big plus too.

>>81907929
Why not 2? She is over her hoe phase and is a Christian?

>>81907250 (OP)
I RECOGNIZE 5. SHES A REDDIT WHORE AND IVE FAPPED TO HER.

>>81907250 (OP)
2 > 6 > 1 > 5 > 3 > 4
Ranking is mostly on how I imagine their personalities as described

>>81908090
NTA but too old, no income.

>>81908090
I don't like white women and she's not my cup of tea

>>81908093
She looks like a total butterface

>>81908120
>too old
The girl in that photo was actually 16
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanhatesthis/a-16-year-old-girl-with-a-heart-condition-collapsed-and-died

>>81907250 (OP)
Is 1 really a model? Doesn't look like a typical runway one.

>>81908156
typical stupid fucking religious fundamentalist parents getting innocent people killed for their blood rituals god just kill them all

>>81908182
She is actually, I think she's only 5'8" though

>>81908156
Oh.
Putting a dead person into a compilation for a wife thread is tasteless.

>>81907511
They all suck. If I have to marry one ill marry the rich one. She says monogamy isnt real so she can be my betabux wife and ill have an actual monogamous girlfriend on the side. Probably see the wife every month to collect my gibs and might get to take my actual girlfriend on trips with my sugarwife doing whatever. Op didnt think this one through. 1 is the winning play and not for reasons you think.

>>81908242
If you cheat on her she'll just stop giving you money. The types that don't believe in monogamy only want an open relationship for themselves not others.

>>81908259
How is it cheating when she doesnt believe in monogamy. Now youre just adding shit on top as a gotcha cause I solved the multiple choice. Youve been outplayed. Me and my new rich sugarwife will send you a card.

>>81908302
nah she's a whore will fuck them and chuck you so you gotta rape and kill her if you want her money but now she called the cops so you're on the run and gotta fight back but now the government is involved so you gotta fight them too and the guns are shooting and you gotta escape but there's so many can you do it don't get shot and killed

>>81907250 (OP)
>1's small perfect boobs
AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA but if I had to choose it'd be 3 as she seems the most loyal and least likely to abandon me because I'm batshit insane.

Model for money. If she's not monogamous I'm not monogamous. Assuming here that I OWN her and don't have to do any effort at anything.
If she still expects me to have a job and I'm not a kept man, then 5 is the best option because she is the hottest.

You probably think its a bad thing to have a woman rant about her ex boyfriends, but this actually happened to me and it made me feel like a super Chad to hear how much of a loser other guys were.

>>81908090
>had a hoe phase
Deal breaker.

>>81908340
Im a cyborg ninja so i deflect the bullets with my blades and kill all the bad guys.

>>81907745
>The fact that she's still hung up on exes at all is the only real issue.
If you had ever been in communication with real women you'd know that is the biggest red flag in the entire image, she will go back to her ex at the first chance, emotionally investing into that is one of the dumbest things you could do.

>>81907250 (OP)
>all of them are whores except for the brown women in each of these posts
is this a racemixing psyop
where are the white virgin femcel types? unrealistic /thread

>>81907250 (OP)
Man, I don't like any of these. 1, 2, and 4 are unacceptable because of their promiscuous histories. 5 being obsessed with ex-boyfriends is a deal-breaker. These are the kind of women that will cheat on you with their ex. Plus fucked 3 guys? If they were all boyfriends, then I suppose it's bearable, but it's still a red flag. 6 doing Twitch is a deal-breaker. All those women are insane narcissists with extensive promiscuous histories. It says she only had sex with two guys, but I think at least some of that was casual, and that's a deal breaker. Plus her flirting with mods is showing no respect to our relationship. I don't want to invest in a woman who has one foot out the door. That's a deal-breaker. If I have to choose one, I guess 3 sounds like the least bad option, but I really don't see myself being happy with her. I need some space, and she seems too intense. Plus potentially having my tires slashed is deal-breaker psycho shit.

>>81908480
If there was a single white woman who had 0 bodycount and had a normal bmi, every single vote would go to her.

>>81907250 (OP)
4 is fine. Not a cat guy, but whatever.

>>81907250 (OP)
>1 is a whore and will cheat on you
>2 is the best choice, but still a whore
>3 will cut your dick off while you're sleeping
>4 is mentally ill (redditor) and absolutely insufferable
>5 will cheat on you with on of her ex boyfriends
>6 will cheat on you with the next loser that gives her attention
There's really no winning here. I would rather carve my eyeballs out with a rusty spoon than marry any one of them

>>81908539
post one with an ugly woman with 0 body count included in the mix

>>81908588
He wont because he knows most of us will take the virgin uggo over the princess with 100 miles of dick in her past.

>>81907250 (OP)
> they are all insane whores

Then I would do what all the other dudes did before me: use them and leave.
If that's not an option, then join a monastery.

>>81908549
>>3 will cut your dick off while you're sleeping
Where is the downside?

>>81908633
wrong
and even if you did Choose her youd still cheat on her with stacy

>>81908633
Don't underestimate the amount of cucks who use this board. Plenty of mommyfag types who would want nothing more but to have a second dominant mom who wipes their asses for them and puts food on the table, while they don't have to lift a finger.

>>81908633
A thread was made with an overweight white woman with 0 bodycount and almost nobody picked her actually. Twice even. You guys care way more about looks than you think.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81884155
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81864672

>>81908549
This. I should make my own list because all of these suck and most of the information like their height is completely irrelevant.

>>81908633
there has definitely been at least one but if all the threads had one they'd be boring.

>>81908689
Most of the guys here would easily accept a womans past if they got any attention irl. It's easy to have high standards on 4chan.

>>81908724
>most of the information like their height is completely irrelevant.
It's super relevant. Being taller than me (185 cm or above) would be wonderful.

>>81908689
>implying obesity is just looks

>>81908689
Instead of an obese woman it should be a 4/10 normal weight girl

>>81908811
Then literally everyone would pick her if she's WHITE/EAST ASIAN. Also its difficult for a woman to be a 4/10 if she's a normal weight if she's of those races. Show me an example. I bet she'll be above average.

>>81907250 (OP)
I'd pick 3 if that bodycount of 1 was me.
Otherwise I'd rather die then date a non-virgin woman under any circumstances.
Also, who the fuck actually cares about a woman's income?

>>81907250 (OP)
2 if she's actually embarrassed of her sexual history, just as I am.

>>81908930
>Also, who the fuck actually cares about a woman's income?
All NEETanons

i heard that white girls are crazy about money and if you have financial difficulties, they leave you the next day

>>81907250 (OP)
Where the fuck is my 4'5" stay at home latina?

>>81908689
I remember that, but one of the other picks in that thread was a cute skinny virgin black girl that wanted to be a tradwife, so there wasn't any competing with that desu.

>>81908992
You're thinking about the other thread. The two threads I linked has no skinny black virgins.

>>81908971
Why? If you can NEET then either yo momma or the gubmint is giving you money anyways so who gives a shit?

>>81909015
Well one of them had a lot less fat more attractive chubby black girl who's a virgin, so that makes sense why people would pick her.

>>81908843
Even if she is indian and average looking I think most guys would still pick her. It's loyalty and ability to pair bond over looks but like you said it's hard to be ugly as a woman if you are normal weight.

>>81908990
True. White women do not believe in love. For them, money and pleasure are the greatest driving forces in life.

>>81909058
That girl is above average looking for an indian. Just another example of how delusional moids are about looks. not op btw.

>>81909030
Parents only live for so long.
>the gubmint
Not all NEETs are diagnosed with disabilities.

>>81907250 (OP)
>Choose your wife anons.
2, I suppose. Although, I'd rather have a virgin over any of these.
>Prays for you every night.
As a Christian, that sounds nice.
>Loyal. Sweet voice
That'd probably heal any insecurities I have.
>Gets scared of movie theaters
Same lol, I have megalophobia
>Had a hoe phase
Ruins it. I doubt I'd be able to fully love her purely without being jealous, unless I become whipped or something.

>>81909077
I don't know if she's above average, pajeetas can be pretty cute desu. I guess her skin is whiter than average though, which is a plus

>>81909185
>Using an average compose of a race
You do know that the average of human faces is always extremely attractive? It's far different from being an average person. This is an objective scientific fact.

>>81909207
The only real differences are weight (non factor in poo-land) and skin imperfections (non factor because the girl above is using filters/make-up)

>>81909282
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4053512/#:~:text=Averageness%20theory%20claims%20that%20faces,configuration%20are%20perceived%20as%20unattractive. The image you provided of an average face is actually a 9/10 in India.

>>81907250 (OP)
I'll always just go for the cutest girl in the roster and check her description to make sure there are no deal breakers. In this case 1 is an easy pick. Like these are barely cons
>Hangs out with male photographers named "Yves."
Ig this is her work husband or something I don't really mind that
>Thinks monogamy is a "social construct."
You would have to be delusional to think otherwise
>Will occasionally take party drugs.
Healthier than people that smoke or drink desu
>May pose nude for work.
She's a model the shots aren't pornographic so it's nothing to be ashamed about and other guys seeing it get jelly about how hot my gf is.

>>81909324
Exactly my brother. Nothing wrong with her taking BBC on the side

>>81909421
Girls like that never fuck blacks. The best blacks can do is fat slampigs and single mothers.

>>81909421
I get that the implication is she's gonna have sex with "Yves" which isn't that big of a deal. If you think about it a girl having exes isn't any different from her cheating. That being said it doesn't sound like a black name so I don't know where you got BBC from.

>>81909304
Yes, I already agreed that averaging faces cancels out idiosyncratic features. I also told you why this doesn't matter for determining the girls attractiveness in this case. You understand that this isn't evidence to prove your point, right?

>>81907250 (OP)
2>3>1>5>6>4
4,5,6 seem some manner of fatiguing to be around and 1 is implied to cheat on you. So in my mind the only real options for a 20 year marriage are 2 and 3. Unfortunately I feel weird about having black kids and 20 years is too long to waste so I gotta go with 2. 5 bodies isn't too bad anyways, even if it happened all in one phase.
>>81909324
>You would have to be delusional to think otherwise
agreed but I think you're supposed to read between the lines here

>>81907250 (OP)
Does bodycount mean the guys that they counted as bfs in their head?

>>81907250 (OP)
None
All of these are awful.

>>81908689
>You guys care way more about looks than you think.
I can deal with an ugly woman, I can't deal with a woman that's disgusting/fat.

>>81909855
>agreed but I think you're supposed to read between the lines here
I'm aware I hate stuck up foids that pretend it's life and death though

>>81907250 (OP)
I'd go with one because none of the other options are virgins. She wouldn't be my wife and I'm choosing her purely for her her genetics so my kids will be white, tall, and attractive. She would purely serve as my possession and pseudo-slave.

>>81909520
>If you think about it a girl having exes isn't any different from her cheating

>>81907250 (OP)
1, I don't care she could fuck 100 guys I want the money. Fucking her would also be neat.
>but muh love!!
none of them are virgins so that's not really an option either way.

>>81911087
Explain how it's worse

>>81907250 (OP)
for me it seemed like three way tie between 2, 4 and 5. by elimination i took out nr 5 since her always being energetic but somehow also feeling drained 5 days a week while crying watching tiktoks, just reeks emotional instability. i could deal with it but if i had to choose i'd just prefer not to.
nr 4 seems great with the good cooking, 4 cats but her place not smelling like catshit, her making money and being independent meaning she wouldn't just fucking squander her money making the worst fucking financial choices then begging me for money. some girls do that shit. not having to is a big pro. dont have any friends so for the sake of argument i'll assume she also hates my family and will comment on it, just like she is sarcastic about my shit. again i could deal with it, keep my cool and find some other way to get back at her like teaching her cats to beg or some shit. but if i had to choose i'd rather not that can be really fucking tiring in the long run.
so nr 2 it is. only con is that hoe phase she doesn't want to talk about. i assume she's its one or all of the following: her body count can be multiplied by 10, she slept with at least 1 nigger, she had abortions(i dont care but if shes christian or whatever) and/or whatever she is prudish about she already did with someone else. not fun, but i have skeletons in my closet too so whatever.
that said if i met them i'd go with whichever of those 3 was the nicest.

>81907250
5 is fine, I see no issue

>>81907250 (OP)
>Owns 4 cats
>Apartment always smells nice
I don't believe you.

>>81912437
if they're properly potty trained and the litterbox cleaned often its possible.

>>81907250 (OP)
None. Zero. Zilch. Nada. None.

>>81907250 (OP)
They ALL suck
I'll take the rich one and divorce her for alimony in 20 years, number 1

>>81907259
Chadsexual.... or in this case, stacysexual?
>>81907304
Yet another stacysexual

>>81907250 (OP)
4 or 3. Maybe 2, but I require better pictures