River Avon edition

blad said he didnt really care, iirc
i kind of pity him tbqh

eva6's feminine willy

>>81907889
You pity him? That's a laugh. You're a tranny. Despite the fact he's morbidly obese he actually has a higher life expectancy than you do.

>>81907894
wonder how big it is

>>81907889
shit move from you after he befriended you and was your white knight in shining armour more than once

blandon?

>>81907889
FUCK OFF LARPER POST BANGS NAO

>>81907917
Blandon knew the only way he could escape nomative determinism and avoid being bland was to be fat.

>>81907889
so were pretending to be nice to him because you had a secret evil plan?

are you like Light from Death Note, eva?

Yeah stevie mate your sweaty bollocks smell like apples

>>81907933
she probably keeps them smooth and fresh

I hope this has taught Brandon a lesson.

nono i do like blad a lot but he literally said he didnt care if i told people
>>81907933
is the only outcome of "me" that i am a fat moid?
is there no other outcome where what i say i am here, is true?
>>81907942
i do shave completely below the neck, but a lot of my hair follicles are just plucked out, + hrt helps with the lack of hair on my body

reporting eva6's Discord & linked profiles.

might not be for you, but it's for me.

stevie the tv

>>81907947
His name is Blendon. The tranny was clear

Bladon got doxxed

how is a first name even remotely a dox
i have a feeling it was brendon now instead of blandon or blendon

HHL and Steve pranked us all. a social experiment.

>tfw no vat decrease for hospitality venues

Tfw you're 100lbs and smell of apples
Pfffff
Ohnonononono look at the state of this larp

Also what did B do to deserve that? He seems nice and friendly. Not only a cringelarp poster but a nasty one at that.

i want eva to make me her bitch
dump her hot gooey load inside me

>>81907964
i dont even like HHL
looks like he thinks hes tough or something
like the kind of guy who would start a fight in the hive or whatever that pub is called

Runtoil complete

thank you eva for improving my opinion of transgenders who aren't you

>everyone obsessed with "me" was weird anyways
Even stevie knows you're faggots and he's fucking stevie6

bed soon me thinks, absolutely shattered

Troons are always horrible and nasty people.

>>81907972
my shampoo is literally apple
also do 100lb biological males not exist or something
is it so out of the concept that so out of the norm for someone on 4chan

Post HRT and timestamp you fucking LARPer

>>81907972
who is more catty, you or evie?

my ex weighed 80lbs

eva6 post wrists

>>81908000
We get it lad you want to shag Steve

Chika, how many /britfeel/ hours have you clocked up today?

Are real eva6 would never use 'evie'

its binary thinking that the only type of person who fakes their identity are people who are not content with their own identity
i am very content with my own identity, "100lb and apples" for example, i am content with this, which is why i implemented it into eva6, this is fine because it is also realistic, to who i really am
as i said, most of the "eva6" character aligned with actual me, other than the gender obviously

>i never said i WASN'T biologically male tee-hee~

yeah everyone noticed.

it's all so tiresome

>>81908012
My ex lost 80lbs after we broke up

>>81907990
Are you a groundskeeper for a local football club? You seem to enjoy moving goalposts.

PS don't care.

>>81908000
Probably me. I'm just not nasty for no reason. Don't like people who admit to months of lying, who then go on to reveal personal information about people for no reason, and play the victim.

They're already stopping UK from using torrent sites. Won't be long for everything else.

>>81908029
>PS don't care.
smd then idk nigga

>>81908023
Dont believe a word you say desu stevie

>>81907966
Every time someone becomes a /britfeel/ gimmick they end up in national media

>>81907975
Pretty impressive lad, have you got a set route you do every time?

>>81908029
>Are you a groundskeeper for a local football club? You seem to enjoy moving goalposts.

Are you an avant-garde chef? Because you keep serving half-baked opinions with a side of undercooked logic.

How are you lads that made eva sex posts feeling now?

>>81908017
6 or 7 hours mayhaps. I do not keep count of such things.

>>81908061
i wonder who that actually is lol

>>81908015
nah not into males who have undergone HRT. just not my thing.

>>81908029
yeah FWIW i'm with you 100% on this one. no sarcasm, or anything. you called it and you were right in the end.

>>81908069
One of them was Shippy 100%

dont care if evas not a biological female, doesnt bother me one bit, i like her for her personality

Din-din soon is it

>>81908061
I'm sad she does not have a penis desu

she will always be my little whorish eva

>>81908060
I am not sure how
>Admitting to perpetually lying and then posting revealing information about another poster is bad actually
Is a "half baked opinion". It's pretty clear and obvious.

>>81908078
I think I made a couple

blad was behind yanklass
it was his moobs :(

>>81908080
You're an embarrassment mate

>>81908080
What personality. He has none whatsoever.

>>81908023
what is this kind of thinking/talking?
no offence to trans people who aren't like this, but i see it a lot in "online" trans people.

you aren't a character in a play, you're a person.
>my gender came into alignment with my persona, so the performance is more authentic to my true self, therefore...
calm down there Carl Jung, you typed a username into a box.

>>81908089
I know, I agree with you, I just wanted to write something in the same style as the "groundskeeper" thing, and then after I wrote it I liked it so much I had to post it.

>>81908100
neither do you tbf

The larp will unravel until its a 50 year old welsh pakistani with a prosthetic leg and some incel mong will still say don't care haha still would mate xdd

corr just caught up on all the drama of the last thread. knowing eva6 is trans makes me hate her a lot less but it wasn't right to dox blad like that wtf.

>>81908100
Why do you impersonate me to then say things I wouldn't even disagree with? Literally what is the point of this.

>>81908111
I don't even disagree with this either. Never claimed to be interesting, I'm just myself. More than can be said for certain posters. Corrr.

once again just wasnt a dox really was it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FirxXFBz7ZI

>>81908115
just the one prosthetic leg?

>>81908115
her tripcode was hacked it's not hard to comprehend

evas willy

A 21 year old tranny has brought so much excitement into the lives of 30 something year old men on an anonymous forum. It cute. It sweet. uwu.

What the fucks going on? I am away for a few hours and Eva does something to are Blad? QRD?

>>81908055
I have various routes depending on how long a run I want to do and how hilly I want it to be

State of those lads adding another lads discord
Stevie has done a number on you mongs

once you've calmed down i'm just going to continue asking you questions with this NEW information.

1. do your family really call you 'evie'? was that true?
2. post art.

>>81907974

They don't call me the Big Bee at the Beehive for nothing.

*smashes a pint glass over ya head*

>>81908149
Still going for the cringesimp is it king

>>81908141
Turns out Blad was in her dms for a few weeks sexting and sharing nudes

>>81908045
Crazy that. Can't look at her without seeing his eyes now. Maybe I should buy some euromillions tickets.

>>81908141
eva6 is a male.
see >>81906835
that gives you some idea of how truly exciting some days can be around here.

>>81908153
ill admit u r funny sometimes but that video is too golden to take you seriously
>>81908149
after all this you still wanna see my art?
you really only ever cared about the art and thats solid

Howling at those Discord mongs that desperately wanted him to add them. He went and blocked them all too kek.

>>81908162
I really doubt that. Blad doesn't seem like that type of man.

I am so happy I got to be here on the day that the eva6 larp was revealed.

Stevie was laughing at you mongs the whole time. It lush.

>>81908127
I am me. Simple as

>>81908159
we all curious in life. and i do like the art.
>inb4 'it was bad art on purpose'
don't care, liked it, me.

i also like guitarlad but i do NOT want to sleep with guitarlad.

>>81908185
tbf i probably couldve just never said anything and i'd still have a group of weird mongs still following me and asking about false masturbation habits and social anxiety
i do have social anxiety btw and me avoiding that guy in a shop was a real story

There's a right Buzz in the atmosphere when Helper is in town

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJdUJg4wOk

Feel justified that I knew Eva was a man from the beginning tbqh but feel let down by Blad if he was simping behind closed doors.

>>81908177
We've all got a naughty side lad

>>81908194
Yeah mate fascinating stuff

Eva post some of your art x

>>81908196
Nobody actually thought you were a biological woman you mong. We are all posting behind 100 layers of irony and shitposts here. Maybe one or two did but they must have been complete retards.

Nothing gets them so excited as seeing one of their dollies spontaneously in some video

>>81908219
tell that to blad
or blandon

>>81908196
What guy in a shop?

What has Blad to say about all this? Has he posted today? How did EvaLARP dox him exactly?

> a group of weird mongs still following me and asking about false masturbation habits
Kek

>>81908172
i am also madly in love with you.

but post art anyway. for a laugh. purely ironic.

>>81908227
i was getting a meal deal and an old guy was infront of the part where you choose your drink or main ( dont remember )
and i didnt say excuse me and instead walked around the shop until he moved

Ebin utterly vindicated

>>81908238
is ur voice girly?

>>81908238
stick to drawing

>>81908224
Post proof he thought that otherwise you are a LARP shitposter.

>>81908238
Oh I do shit like that all the time, some old woman was stood in front of the ham in asda yesterday and I walked off and came back

how the fuck did you get a GRC before age 20? isn't that meant to be impossible nowadays? when did you transition? you on that grey market HRT?

>>81908246
not "girly" but female
like a mildly monotone female voice

Suddenly reminded of the film Inception. Hmmmmmm. Yes.

/deepfeel/: Eva6 is Tilde

eva6 was the friends we made on the way or something


sorry

>>81908272
Tilde sounds like Mandark (male)

so did you just pick on B because he's autistic?

he's the nicest guy here.

Eva's mum and dad started the World Pog Federation

>>81908272
eva6 is blad, he's had us all from the start

>>81908284
i am autistic
also i like blad
nothing wrong with banter
ALSO a first name reveal isnt a dox

>>81908288
this would be a fucking kino secondary twist. >>81908269 on the money once again.

or at least they've coordinated this on Discord or something. it'd be nice if they were actually friends now.

This general has went downhill rapidly since the Eva trip started posting.

>>81908294
you're also saying arseholey things about him, though. being autistic yourself doesn't absolve you of taking advantage of his good nature.

>>81908305
Agree weird bad vibes

eva would you suck off a black guy at a gloryhole?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81280172/#q81282849
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81280172/#q81282834
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81259214/#q81261556
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81259214/#q81261392

>>81908323
lol i never noticed this
hilarious

>>81908323
Sean and Steve kek

>>81908305
i remember not liking Yanklass then warming to her. she was a laugh.

i miss her, lads. sick of people whose whole personality gimmick is 'lol i trol u'. basically all the trans posters come back from time to time to rile people up, that's it. Crona is the only outlier since she took the whole pop-lefty approach to being trans.

>Eva I don't know you very well but submit to me.

>Total control

i was an early HHL x eva shipper, before Beva kicked off.

Stevie and blendon sitting in a tree

>>81908332
Yanklass was genuinely nice. Eva is just a shitposter and a shit poster.

Jia Lissa x Jason Luv
lush

Fucking hated Yanklass, a 50 year old American woman has no place in this thread

Blad is a tranny. Corr

>>81908374
why is his cock green
serious answers only
circumcised penises are grim

>>81908387
what colours yours?

>>81908366
nice to see other cultures too. we have a couple of scots and even irishes pop in from time to time.

if i met someone or a friend turned out to be transgender it'd be interesting, but at 21 eva has grown up with this stuff. the irony of calling US boring.

I prefer HHL over Eva tbqh

>>81908366
This nibba gets it. Just want her back lids

>>81908387


You know evie is a bloke when only boys speak like that post

>>81908399
the tip is supposed to be a pinky shade, no?
>>81908408
gross

This scene with this other BBC is also good. The cumshot is so hot. The bit where says "Down!" fuck.

>>81908387
my penis is purple/yellow sometimes. i am a white English male but i have phimosis.

in a way, i am closer to a natal female than you could ever hope to be.

so jealous of eva
i should have trooned out so long ago

>>81908419
that was a creepily fast crop/reply.

do you have an eating disorder or something?

Blad one of my favourite lads here I will defend him to the death and if Eva/Steva has harmed him or upset him she is dead to me. Why are trannies always the most mentally ill vile freaks?
Your tiny monkey brain is probably rotting from the inside from swallong Jewish hormones since you were a kid, you fucking Frankenstein's creature.

>>81908366
>Yanklass was genuinely nice
She wasn't

>>81908366
yeah I was gonna say something similar. did enjoy yanklass posting here, cannot say the same for stevie6

>>81908424
you're more of a female than me because your dick is mangled
right on
>>81908438
i just know where to look for doublechins

eva's willard in my mouth

When I was a kid, we did this thing at school where you had to secretly be nice to a random person in the class. Everyone got one other person, randomly drawn.

I got this girl called Nicola, and I used to secretly put sweets in her desk. My parents bought sweets in bulk so I always had loads in the house. I was insanely generous with her and she was shocked by it. She had no idea it was me...or so I thought, but looking back on it now I think she worked it out and she decided to like me. The sad thing is, I didn't like her back or take much notice of her generally. I think that angered her and she lashed out at me.

>>81908366
evie clearly a bloke

>>81908439
>Why are trannies always the most mentally ill vile freaks?
i know this is some cliche shit when it comes to stereotyping, but she's one person and the internet (still) isn't real life.

i feel old. if there are 'old school' transsexuals, transgender people, whatever, good luck to them. this is just a vile person through her actions/behaviour, not through who she is.

>>81908458
i have a penis
im just hardly a man, if you looked at me, i mean

how long before kyle is flirting with eva6 now that he is confirmed a troon

>>81908471
>i have a penis
has it shrunk from hrt?

>>81908452
>your dick is mangled
my dick is anti-mangled. the solution WOULD be circumcision, but as a baby i went, "nah docs, put that scalpel down," and they did.

>>81908475
Curse it fucking has. Helper's still smaller though. x

>>81908408
She's still here, she goes under the trip evie now

hows it feel to be conquered by superior men that you once enslaved? bnwo wins.

regular gay sex, not that poofy kind

>>81908475
no but when you dont use your penis enough on estrogen
it kind of stops working as a "bloke"'s would
>>81908479
aw, why cant they do it now?

>>81908456
;_; what was your earnest feelings about her outside of the goofy experiment, lad?

(seems like a shitty exercise for a SCHOOL to do. reminds me of when Americans talk about Valentine's Day cards in schools.)

>>81908489
is it smaller than hhl's? he's 3 inches erect

>tee-hee I've been lying to you all for MONTHS
>this is why you should now believe everything I say
Looooool. Couldn't be me. Not enough good judges of character in this thread anymore.

>>81908484
makes me sad that a lot of other trans women are into this bnwo slop

>>81908482
eva and yanklass hated eachother

>>81908489
>aw, why cant they do it now?
they can try.

>>81908498
Gonna leave again, king?

>>81908498
she still wants the status quo she had, and i guess some lads are still happy to oblige.

NOBODY wins.

>>81908512
Yikes what a cringelord

Need a blad update asap bros

HHL actually has a massive wily. Way bigger than Evas

evas arsehole

Wish i could insta-filter all of zeldaspacker's avatarfagging images

>>81908512
had to check if i was the reply to this, and i may have been. i feel like i remember this or a similar one.

we all stuck here. this includes you, eva6. so you might as well play nice.

>>81908526
hes under my desk
>>81908532
not like i would be using it, i am attracted to women and men both though

>>81908521
Well, you can't help some people. I'll stop now. Let people persist with these ridiculous larps.

>>81908503
It's HHL's fault she left, he could have been well in there but chose to ignore her

>>81908543
>not like i would be using it,
phwoar

>>81908543
>hes under my desk
was kidding about this, i would never top

>>81908532
quite like the idea of HHL being a seether with a small willy. you'd cradle him in your arms as he froths at the mouth that it's not his fault - he was born this way. you run your hands through his schoolboy haircut and down his slender neck, working your fingers lower and lower, passing his deceptively flabby torso until you're pinching his smooth little cock.

>>81908494
My earnest feelings were total indifference lad. Wasn't a girl who I really noticed much or spoke to much. She ended up pregnant really young. I wonder if she couldn't insist on the lad using contraception because I wore down her self esteem at a tender age. Or maybe not lol

>>81908585
>i would never top
good girl

>>81908543
>hes under my desk
He wishes.

>>81908547
if it wasn't for the autism thing, i wouldn't be surprised if you were a woman (assuming this is still Chika)

if not, kudos for not taking the LARPortunity.

>>81908612
Why do you keep saying I have autism/Aspergers? I reject this. I am very sensitive to social cues. Simple as. So I can't be these things.

This eva6 drivel is boring. Let's go back to talking about Shippy and SSM

got me horn back, chips

>>81908639
Let's have another debate about whether or not HHL is disabled

Why would you take hormones to be a woman if you don't identify as a woman? That's like me blacking up and insisting I'm white.

>>81908669
i publically identify as a woman
but when i think about myself, i see a boy, not a man

>>81908631
neurotypical "vibes", it's like a "sense" we have.

also you reject/deflect being a homosexual man in the same way eva6 rejected/deflected being a biological female. i notice patterns, me.

>>81908686
So have you ever had a penis in your arse?

Garn finish off the rest of them woritos now then garn have a shower.

>>81908712
no but ive had "opportunities" to
same with women, but i get scared when confronted, ive nearly given into a woman before

Another day and another trip to filter.

>>81908718
want me to join you king bee?

>>81908694
Well I never been tested. I would rather not have that label anyway.

>>81908727
What would you do with a woman?

>>81908669
i feel like i'm siding with the """feminazis""" more and more.
you go in for breast implants, say, because you're this male-to-female transgender.
there's a decision there. some kind of
>miss, would you like "natural" female breasts, or the "best" female model we have?
you're also not dealing with periods and all that. stuff that's a pretty big deal to women.

eva6 has judged a woman ITT for being fairly average weight in what, her 40s? maybe she even has cellulite!
we used to see that shit as sexist.

Can't believe a tranny had the nerve to insult my voice

>>81908751
well, the women i was close to having sex with were into boys like me, so very feminine or female presenting
ideally just normal sex but i'd still not top

>>81908718
im ready to submit to you, total control x
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81259214/#q81261392

>>81908744
but then you could get PIP. even the "anti-label" power-threat meaning framework makes an exception for autism for state benefits.

>>81908764
Pipe down squeaky

>>81908764
you look like patrick crusius
remember that

evie getting topped by another woman amazon position

>>81908766
But how would "normal" sex work with a woman if you wouldn't top? Or would you make the exception for a woman? The woman would strap on into your arse?

>>81908764
Envies your high pitched feminine voice, lad.

>>81908498
Even though the darkdest days of eva simpdom I was always a Cheeka Loyalist

>>81908791
>patrick crusius
>anyone with curly hair and glasses

I don't really, but whats wrong with that?

>>81908807
idk i probably dont wanna be too explicit but someone like me can penetrate a woman and still not be topping

>>81908764
i apparently posted some nonsense (short) Vocaroo in a falsetto voice while drunk/drugs, am i saying i could pass in a cutesy anime voice better than eva?

yes.

Tilde (Employed Woman) titmogs Eva

evas a cups

>>81908807
it's called cowgirl

>>81908777
I mean, it's a lot of hoops to jump through. Simply CBA with the process.

>>81908822
so you "break character", but then your personality is the same?

i don't think you get this even under your own nonsense, you've just lapsed into being exactly the same. people already suspected everything.

white storm on ice and a beef flavour super noodle for later. i hate my life but im off work for four days so its not too bad.
how are you?

>>81908844
I still don't get it, please draw me a diagram

>>81908850
the only thing i lied about was my gender
basically none of it was larp
other than the gender ofc

>>81908845
might be worth it to know either way? not even for the benefits of benefits, but those are worth it too.
it's not like UC, you basically just get it, even in work. autistic people are (rightly) entitled to it, sounds like you're already doing some nonsense job you hate.

Spent a couple days with the folks, not posting.
Wondered what I'd see on coming back.
>posts about eva's tits
Checks out.

>>81908857
ask evie i can't draw

Sucking evie's floppy girlcock

>>81908864
I have my principles. Long story short I don't agree with it.

is it hard to get erect on HRT

>>81908827
Given they are a larping tranny mentalist I don't think they had the right to be so insulting and rude towards me. Even when they were a "female" I still hated them.

>>81908862
how did you get a GRC?
daddy's money?

>>81908886
only if you dont use ur penis enough

>>81908892
how often do you use

Cheeka mindbroke "evie" so hard.

What an absolute gaychad

>>81908903
just because i answered a few questions doesnt mean im gonna answer them all lol

Haven't posted a DVD update in a while as I've been preparing for my trip but have had a steady flow of Hong Kong releases. Recently got a few Ringo Lam films and been building my Shaws Bro. collection more. Hoping to find some good stuff in America, maybe some Shout Factory Hong Kong releases.

DJE Media is jacked

>"i dont want attention i just want friends"
>spends entire threads making it all about HIMself
41% cant come soon enough.

>>81908882
fair, i do get the pride thing, honestly. 'autism is a death sentence', 'benefits = scroungers' and all that.

but when you remove your ego from it, i think it is right. again, you're quite happy to take wages from a company for a job you seem to think is worthless. so it's not like you can say 'ah but i do REAL WORK for a living!' lol

Incredibly strong Crona vibes from "evie".

Got the whole larping mentalist tranny thing

>>81908892
Don't care about your penis because I'm not a homo, tell me more about that phat arse of yours and your pert hormone titties x

>>81908908
proper deano

>>81908914
nah Crona was autistic and bitter but more in a 'society is against trans people' way. described it as 'pop lefty' and i think that's apt enough, you probably know what i mean.

eva6 is outright spiteful, and just in terms of pop culture/language stuff i think she is actually 21 or thereabouts.

>>81908908
>DJE Media is jacked
enjoy your wank

well she wouldnt be using it in a relationship anyway like she said
since she'd be getting topped
phwoar

>>81908907
You're the most boring non trip trip here, have you tried trooning out to increase your success?

>>81908862
>the only thing i lied about was my gender
what about you are masturbation posts???

welcome to new york
it's been waiting for (You)

>>81908948
you fuck off 'n'all. i like DVDlad's updates, even if i don't have anything to add.

hey guys i am also a girl

>porn addict tranny
How original

>>81908968
Phwoar show us yer tits

>>81908977
i dont watch porn
literally just doujinshi

>>81908968
"i pray for a future when we judge a man by the content of his posts not his gender"
- Malcolm X

Will the cringe ever end

>>81908911
I guess
But desu I probably do fit enough of the criteria to be deemed "on the spectrum"
But I think the methodology of like
>You exhibit x amount of these traits, you "have" the thing
When it comes to psychological stuff is a bit dodgy. It a bit sus.

>>81908987
Shut the fuck up tedious zoomer prick you never shut up about fucking porn and cowgirl and wanking you are a male with a fetish and you're fucking cringe

i'll always be ignored

>>81908997
when did i ever even talk about cowgirl or porn what the hell

>>81908994
similar boat if I went for a diagnosis I'm sure they'd day I'm autistic but what's the point and is it even true

>>81909008
not him but you have made multiple posts about having sex with your black ex bf

>>81909008
Bore off and play roblux you soulless faggot

Luv microwave burgers me

>>81909004
Put a trip on lad

>>81909016
Yeah, just rather not know. I won't take an IQ test also.

Am I being unfair or unreasonable to want bad things to happen to HHL?

>>81908994
yeah i don't know the alternative. the power-threat meaning thing is bizarre and complex. fitting any mental health disorder to a medical mould: you have X symptom and Y symptom, it's ABC disorder...?
not perfect, but there are some pretty obvious ones like depression where i think it generally works fine. and a lot of this did come about because of social attitudes and downright pragmatic shit like American health insurance companies going, "heh, so it's a DISEASE, eh? prove it, or we won't pony up the dough." (and so, disease model.)

could probably brain scan for autism, in some way. but i doubt it would be anything as clear-cut as, "yep, you have The Autism Gene."

Thread has been nothing but shit vibes since stevie started this garbage

Rich Robinson. Head of Creative at M&S Food.

>>81909035
he's probably quite upset that he has been infatuated with a trans woman without his knowledge.

>i am very content with my own identity, "100lb and apples" for example

>>81909032
that would make me feel dirty and wrong

>>81909035
He's disabled, it's not his fault.

>>81909060
do they still have those adverts where they try to make 'good with food' rhyme?

very offensive to Scottish people imo like Scrooge McDuck or Groundskeeper Willie, nobody says 'gud with fud'

>>81909008
It's not just being a lying tranny by the way, your personality is fucking rotten too so you know and we all feel that way except your 2 half indian coomer mongs. Cheers.

>>81909076
actually put the text on anon's rubbish JPEG template, lazybones. i did.

Looks like it's garn kick off in Epping next weekend. Summer riots 2.0 coming on strong x

*updates internal lore from 'claims to have autism, is actually borderline' to 'has autism'*

>>81908764
>insult my voice

>>81909101
>anon's rubbish JPEG template
Rude desu. I don't have shoop skills.

>>81908908
He looks more bloated. He has a double chin.

>>81909142
sorry anon. i think templates SHOULD be PNGs because they are a LOSSLESS format.
don't know if you could track down the original comic as a PNG or GIF without JPEG artefacts (artifacts?) but you could maybe do some sorcery with levels/threshold to get what WOULD be a simple black-and-white comic.

gen z boss with a willy

Too many violent working-class people in one area makes the rich nervous. Very nervous indeed.

Cheers x

>>81909165
Ok pal being pedantic about shit nobody cares about isn't a personality

>>81909166
itty bitty titties and a knob

>>81909121
HELPER DID YOU SEE THE DOCTOR TODAY

>>81909165
Ok, I'll try better on a new one.

>>81909076
You need to update Eva's trip.

>>81909159
Called roid gut

How does he watch Chinese films when he's not Chinese? Boggles.

>>81909218
Bloatlords are popular on Grindr. Don't ask me how I know this.

>>81908284
>so did you just pick on B because he's autistic?
>
>he's the nicest guy here.
he's a nasty little seether off trip and he's admitted it

>>81909184
i just want high-quality content on /britfeel/. these aren't standards for the sake of pedantry.
>>81909206
thanks please ignore that other lad i'm not trying to 'have a personality', zoomers are mental.

>>81909234
we all funpost and twoll on here. At least he is big enough (pun intended) to admit it. He's a good lad.

>>81909234
yes he has. he owned up to it.

are we going to do this song-and-dance every single time? because i will.

The woritos have been necked.

Garn shower now x

>>81909203

Nah lid. I'll phone them tomorrows.

To be honest I'm into Eva even more now I know she's a troon. Can I suck you off? Wouldn't mind swallowing your cum, lass.

>>81909240
New one but I am not good at this stuff. I don't know how to match fonts.

>eating before a shower

>>81909255
who is this lady? she has my teeth.

>>81909255
Enjoy your shower every day above ground a good day.

eva6 working with them to bring down are blad

>>81909271
me? i wake up in the afternoon, order a takeaway, then brush my teeth for the morning at around 11pm.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/35948944/onlyfans-model-dubai-party-breaks-silence/

>What are Porta Potty parties?
>PORTA potty parties are events, usually in the United Arab Emirates, where women are paid large amounts of money to sexually gratify wealthy men - in often highly degrading ways.
>The name supposedly comes from the fact that the deeply disturbing acts can include men treating women as human toilets.

Blad has been strangely quiet. I'm worried. He already prone to depression and being betrayed by nasty Eva could have sent him over the edge.

>>81909232
>Bloatlords are popular on Grindr


how do you know this?

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/close-one-and-half-million-immigrants-are-receiving-government-welfare-uk

Quite mind-boggling indeed

>>81909299
HE SAID NOT TO ASK

>>81909298
He'll be laid there with McDonald's resting on his belly like a little snack table while he binge watches Star Trek

Ive been a sleep all day what in the flying fuck is going on? What a mess.

>>81909273

>who is this lady?

Jen, my ASMR goddess.

>>81909284

Cheers liddington. Feels good to be alive. What an experience.

Got about 400 posts to read about me ckin hell. This is too much.

CBDC and global thermonuclear exchanges at the same time, take your pick goyim:

https://rumble.com/v6wem4o-100-chance-of-nuclear-war-martin-armstrong.html

Just like in my deagel animes

>>81909355
;_; don't do it Big B. it sad. you're better off NOT knowing.

>>81909355
tldr eva is trans

Garn think about WW3 and societal collapse in that shower me then maybe dissociate for a bit. Later lids.

>>81909317
And 1000 more coming in everyday it lush

>>81909355
Eva is a man and she is doxxing you apparently. Your name is Blandon apparently.

>>81909345
TLDR: Eva is a man on HRT.

>>81909364
>maybe dissociate for a bit.
get on that ketamine grind lad.

>>81909355
Why were you trading nudes with a troon blad?

>>81909360
Ok thats fine. Not bothered.
>>81909372
To be fair my old discord name was my real name I changed it because I didnt really want you lot knowing my name. It was a little obvious as to what the B stood for. But never mind now. Also Blandon. Made me kek.

>>81909395
Not at all. She showed me a photo of her new haircut and that was it. We got talking about her interests and then blocked all the lads she added because one of them tried to extort her or something.

What is Blads stance on transgender ladies

>>81909413
Live your life the way you want to. Your choice. Im not bothered. As long as it makes you happy thats all that matters.

felt "past my time" even if i was still a teenager but Brandon just makes me think of that /b/randon lad whose mum was a fundamentalist Christian and she discovered him MASTURBATING (oh no)

come up with cool new 4chan names for things. it's like domain names.

>>81909345
The clue is Evafella.

>>81908907
don't think i've seen martial club. the adventurers is pretty good althought it feels to me a bit more like a made in the west type of film. thought wild serach was ok but watched it again and liked it a bit more. full alert is good

>>81909400
>>81909411
you've a good heart, B.

>>81909411
She must have been trolling then, kek. She said your name was Blandon and you were sending her nudes.

>>81909446
Orbiting that nasty cretin Eva doesn't constitute a good heart in my book

tilde, theres a blast from the past. come weeks end all the personalities will be lost foreve, like tears in the rain

nubs
alina
i fucked them both

>>81909429
you're right. i should go out and do what makes me happy. it is my choice.

>>81909458
Sites are already putting up the closed for business in the UK sign.

>>81909455
it's his reaction, though. as a test of character, he comes off well. she doesn't.

>>81909458
didn't she post recently? not people reposting stuff, her coming back for a bit.

We're heading into such a shit timeline.

>>81909438
Martial Club is really good I watched it yesterday, I'd definitely recommend it. Hoping Eureka release more Ringo Lam as I eagerly await for Arrow to release the recent John Woo acquisitions and more Golden Princess films.
My Hard Boiled DVD from Tartan is decent enough quality actually but I want to see the rest of his heroic bloodsheds as I've never seen them.
Need to get PTU and Running Out of Time from Eureka before they go out of print.

>>81909475
>>81909486
I feel seriously embarrassed about being from this country

>>81909413
His historic stance was trannys are freaks and he's disgusted by them but now it's magically changed like usual because he's a gutless coward. Same as his stance on "orbiting foids".
>>81909446
Mong

>>81909486
As long as they don't block Nyaa then I don't give a flying fuck. Makes no difference anyway as people pirating are going to be using a VPN.

>everyone fancies everyone
>everything is sexual
>everything is some ego-driven personality shit
the last one worries me the most, honestly. i know this is /britfeel/ on /r9k/, but it's like the "social-ification" of the web has led to this idea as default.

can't just go
>i like Locke in Final Fantasy, he has the best weapons
on a forum any more. it has to mean something, about the poster. as though it's to be interpreted, beyond what's in the post.

dont worry, keirs gonna fix it
here with keir

>>81909486
fucking hate CloudFlare taking over the web.
DDoSing is a problem but can't you just block traffic from DDoSers? behind the scenes? if your Apache/whatever logs have ten gazillion requests, automatically block those addresses?

the basic framework of how the internet operates has broken down. it's a "the terrorists have won" situation.

>>81909512
Oh aye. I would say he does as well. He has the valiant knife that ignores defence and give him the masters scroll and a genji glove with the atma weapon hitting 80,000 damage per turn. If my Super Nintendo was set up I would show you my perfected file.

>>81909479
You're one of the biggest steven6 simps in the thread ketamine drugmong so you're just lying at this point or you're too off your head to even know what's going on

>>81909534
it's complicated but basically no

>>81909486
Fuck this dogshit country

For me? It's the lad from Final Fantasy IX who eats frogs and that.

Luv nuclear war me

so how do we get rid of eva?

Britfeel will end on the stevie6 arc where it deserves to have the plug pulled and won't be remembered fondly, good riddance

>>81909548
i am mostly sober. i am also 'simping for' B in that very same post but you don't see that same way.

>>81909450
i said nothing about nudes

steve is the name for like a 50 year old dude who is balding
i am neither

All you had to do was not be a simpering faggot for a larping literal man but now we've had 2 months of this and now we're off for good anyway nice one bmong and co

>>81909545
what's a good 2D Final Fantasy to replay?

done that Chrono Trigger to death, me. watched some YouTube video about cool Mode 7 haxx on the SNES, made me want to replay one of them but fuck me 30 hours for a JRPG is pretty insane even if i have a lot of time.

how is Final Fantasy Tactics on the PlayStation?

>>81909584
Stfu steve

>>81909486
I just use tor to access blocked sites

>>81909035
Yeah, it's fine to not like him, but he's a good person

>>81909584
>a 50 year old dude who is balding
>i am neither
one could argue you are one-third of those attributes.

>>81909411
>one of them tried to extort her
the mario bedroom guy? lmao

>>81909584
Eva do you send nudes of your willy? Wouldn't mind a peek.

>>81909614
nobody tried to extort me
i was just warned adding people could bring on bad things

>>81909595
Have you played FF4? Cant go wrong with that one. Heard 5 is a good one as well not played that one. Also never played final fantasy tactics I was more of a Nintendo kid growing up.

>>81909614
Maybe not extortion might have got that wrong but she deleted everyone because it wasnt safe.

>>81909618
good, and yeah that was me

>>81909618
how dark and mysterious.
now maybe you can see past that, and the people 'suddenly being nice' to you were just...speaking to you?

SLVR mooning out again, is it not

Bobo won

Sucking off Eva delicately while she blows a ghost load down my throat.

hope you're prepared for bussy inspection day

>>81909647
Pipe down dvdmong

>>81909630
Do you you have a trans flag in your box room?

>>81909657
You pipe down, little lad.

>>81909623
i'm pretty sure i've played them all start-to-finish, might have given some of the NES/SNES ones a go with the GBA remakes.

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance was kind of irritating with its weird postmodern story, but i've come around to that. really fun and i love isometric graphics. still, people always said the original PS1 one was a gem (and just a straightforward in-world fantasy game).

i got to Final Fantasy VII and i swear i basically soft-locked myself at the final Sephiroth fight. MAYBE you can teleport out or something, but i didn't use any guides or GameFAQs or any of that. just sat through those same animations a hundred times only to die because i hadn't sussed out how to reduce the damage from Ultimate Meteor Strike. would mind less on a Super Nintendo game where it doesn't take a million years.

>>81909512
>i like Locke in Final Fantasy, he has the best weapons

So you're campaigning for a society in which physical worth is measured entirely by the size and shininess of your pixelated stabbing implement.

Just play Grandia instead that's my advice.

>>81909607
How is he a good person?

>>81909657
Can't assume that's a specific poster you mong.

Eva shooting a heavy stream of cum down my throat.

>>81909696
He's just a decent member of society in general, a very good heart, contributes to wikipedia.

>>81909704
Majority of coomer drivel like that is DVDmong. If you know you know.

i contribute to wikipedia

Wonder if Eva's cock head is shiny?

>>81909720
Oh fuck this is that fat mong Greg isn't it?

>>81909727
Do you have a page yet as famous online persona steve6?

>>81909722
I very much doubt that but you're the expert, right? What other wonderful insights do you have on anonymous posters?

teasing evas willard and not letting her cum

>>81909758
Alright DVDmong? You're so obvious.

Thread has been ruined by Steve and his 50 iq coomers desu. Hope they pull the plug soon.

>>81909458
>>81909479
Tilde, she trips on /brit/ as "Employed Woman"

>>81909493
yeah it'd be nice to get some better qaulity woo films, i've got the tartan hard boiled too and a couple of his other films from the hong kong legends range that came with a magazine a while back that i sometimes find in cex. i've got PTU its prtty decent. have you the tiger cage and long arm of the law films?

>>81909773
DVDmong melty

>>81909786
No don't have Tiger Cage or Long Arm of the Law. There's been so much Hong Kong stuff released the past few years it's difficult to keep up with them all but they're on my wishlist. What the fuck is up with 88 Films pricing their upcoming HKIII releases at 25 quid? Not even 4K.

Had a sudden realization in that shower me, an epiphany if you will... an ultimate truth. I'm fucking shaking.

LET THE WORLD KNOW
It Monday x

>>81909820
will you be having a pint with are Tommeh in Epping lad?

>>81909666
>Demon trips.
No I dont. Just not being a cunt thats all.

Letting Eva shove her soft willard up my arse and pump it full of ghost loads.

Blad says trans rights

i am a true alternative not one of these posers

>>81909807
You're the one having a melty there me lid. Afraid to suck on Eva's willy? Fag.

>>81909727
Do you really look like this lass tho?

>>81909865
Corrrrrr! Imagine a nice hard willy attached there.

>>81909862
Meltdown because I exposed you

>>81909865
more like picrel
my hair is far lighter than it was in that picture i posted before

DVDmong doubling down on his coomer gimmick to fake that he's proud of it now post-exposure

>>81909861
Them herbs any good?

Think I just kinda degenerate when left to my own devices for a few days. Not good.

>>81909881
You are a fat man and a lying troon Stevie boy give it a rest with this ffs

eva is not trans

>>81909881
Was that not you or did you dye it?

>>81909907
was me, just dark lighting

This is embarrassing now Steve

>>81909888
I don't know why that one anon is calling me a coomer. The only posts I've made today are my DVD update and a discussion with the other Hong Kong cinema fan.

Locking evas willard up in a cage

>>81909881
i know it's a sitcom and who gives a shit, but i hated this character.

Simon was the genuinely-attractive one, he deserved better tbqh.

>>81909958
That's his missus irl too they have a sprog

Stevie has been going all day

>>81909967
Yeah and she's the sister of Dawn from Eastenders.

>>81909967
cor, good for them.
he seems like a twat as a person but as CHARACTERS it was all very grating even for a 'cringe comedy'.

Pipe down blandon

are autists not like Vulcans?
YOU know what gender you are, just in your own head

I won't stand for being accused of making the coomer Eva posts. I will admit to making the comical posts like shooting Eva out of a canon or covering her in sugar and tying her to an ant hill but the only time I've discussed porn is an odd mention of Tori Black or Ashlynn Brooke.

>>81910001
We know it's you mate, you dirty bastard

What kind of name is blandon

>i have never killed anyone
>i have stabbed someone, i confess to that, but

>>81910001
Lad we're not stupid, stop lying

>>81910017
Actually true I'll admit it. I make coomer posts all the time. In fact, I'm probably behind a lot of them. However, they usually aren't sincere and I'm just trying to wind people up. I spent too much time here to not post drivel. I've been posting here at least 10 years.

>>81910032
Thats not my fucking name kek.

>>81909837
Not him, but I'm seriously considering it myself.

>non-zero chance i know who Bretford is IRL

aaaa eva6 you're RUINING EVERYTHING

HHL is my fren and ally, oh aye x

>>81910058
Let's go blandon

Feels good to admit that I, DVDlad, am a massive drivel poster.

THESE FACES
KEEP FADING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i6nvi5wh5s

Make a new thread blandon

>>81910174
69 more posts to make yet lad. A few more you can do it.

>>81910174
be fair, you know Grinstead could get banned and then we might lose the thread.

PRAY TO THE ONES THAT KEEP YOU SAFE
AS GODS SPEAK THROUGH US, SUICIDAL SIGHTS REMAIN

I stand with Blandonlad on getting to 500 posts. Post 400 anxiety lad can do one.

>>81910206
cross-coded post, this. not your place.

Drivel vishnu dalit lad

>>81910253
He's a sound lad, maybe a bit of a mong but so are we all.

>>81910260
Dvd on

why would you get nervous at the end of a thread

>message bloke with 1 man melodeath project on a band website
>he actually responded and has sent me the tabs on the songs hes done
>his album on band camp is actually very fucking good

oh dear, am nervous now, I fucked about with some of the stuff hes sent and I **think** with some dedicated practice I could play it

>>81910298
we all have normal nervous feelings. it our amygdala protecting us from danger.

that one lad has anxiety, a debilitating disorder. the least we can do is accommodate his disability with a very simple adjustment.

>>81910334
this is a stretch, but bandlad are you also giglad?

DVDlad on a mad one this evening. Oh my days!

>>81910351
I am him, he is me. Did I mention that potential fren has agreed to a gig and were finding one? thought he wasn't interested but I think he might be. He's in a speed metal band himself.

metalfags are insufferable

>>81910334
DVDmong is also a metalfag.

Big Blandon

>>81910436
DVDmong is also many other posters.

>>81910377
maybe this is your funny band origin story, ald.

Just had a wagon wheel for the first time in about 25 years. It lush.

>>81910483
Never really liked them. Mam would put them in me action man packup and I'd think ffs would have rathered a penguin

>>81910483
Didn't help she'd sometimes buy the ones without jam in too

DVDlad has you lot by the bollocks. He's Helperlad's right hand man.

Whenever you're ready

>>81910540
>>81910540
>>81910540
>>81910540

>>81910502
Haha. Same my lid. Didnt really like them as a kid but they are alright actually. I think as you grow older your tastebuds change.
>>81910514
Oh grim. I remember the ones with jam in were red and the ones without was blue.

>>81910547
>the ones with jam in were red and the ones without was blue.
other way round

>>81910544
Nope. Sorry. Another 45 more. Shall be staying in here thank you very much.

>>81910561
Ah yeah you're right. Forgot lad. Ones with jam in were much better.

>>81910586
Phwoar nostalgic that

Another packup memory was fruit winders.
Bought one recently and it was shit, not how I remember them

Might as well wrap this one up first innit

For me it was Dan Bars.

>>81910630
Never heard of him but I've never been into gay porn. For me it was Jayden Jaymes if I had to pick just one.

>>81910625
Loved them. I remember reading the comic strip on the paper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nac6B__nFl0

>>81909818
aye its a bit pricey considering you don't get much other than a slipcase and booklet most of the time. I think with a couple they've re-released as a normal price/release later on

For me it's bookmarking profiles of Redditors that have annoyed me and downvoting every single comment they make for years on end. I wish I was making this up.

>>81910646
It's a sweet you madlad, similar to an Irn Bru bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuglphJ2Slk

>>81910676
Actually just bought Tiger Cage Trilogy as it's been sitting on my wishlist for ages and you reminded me.

>>81910483
ooh eck, they stil do em, are?

>>81910730
i honestly think the first one is probably one of the best HK action films

Eva a trann, Blad a sex pest and DVDlad a coomer. What a day.

>>81910765
Shush lad the adults are talking now. Wait for us in the other thread.

>>81910761
Quite the recommendation I look forward to watching them. I have heard the second is really good.

>>81910744
Yes apparently so. Packaging is shite though.
>>81910765
In what way am I sex pest? Just because Im talking to someone outside of shitfeel makes me a wrong un?

>>81910805
There's no logic to it lad, about 10-15 people here regularly get called wrong'uns/nonces

>>81910805
Talking to what you thought was a 20 year old little girl blendon you are how old still 31 or must be 32 by now?

Sending blando's trip archive to oldham nonce hunters

>>81910819
Some idiot has been impersonating me and calling me a coomer troll for the past few hours. He thinks because he copies my posting syntax he's a smart arse.
>>81910483
They are very popular here in Norn Iron. A staple in our house. I love the jam ones.

>>81910805
You actually are a legit wrongun for adding a gullible little girl (so you thought according to steve himself he feels pity for you) now I think about it

>>81910841
Just had ALDIs ones they were nice. Would have them again.
>>81910821
Nothing wrong with being in a relationship with a 20 year old. She is over the age of consent. Theres not one red blooded man in England who wouldnt shag a 20 year old.

Exposures in order

>>81910861
Not true. She just added me. Again.

>>81910879
Lad it's a man who's been taking the piss out of you. Thanks for confirming you're a creepy nonce though. Grim.

>>81910895
Phwoar get in there my lad

>>81910900
You think a 20 year old is a child? You massive dribbling retard.

>>81910895
Added how? Just fucking guessed your username? I saw you desperately sending your discord name with an IMG_ file which we know you use. Don't start your lying gimmick now we know you're a groomer and that's that.

>>81910915
I know if I was 32 I wouldn't want to talk privately with 20 year olds. I'm 26 and that seems like a child to me actually yeah in maturity terms. All fair game to big blandon though innit?

>>81910917
She already had my username. Simple as. Sorry nobody from here has taken the time to privately message you. Nobody must want to speak with you. Sorry! Maybe next time work on not being a cunt. Thnx.

Actually is grim af he did that. Now he's going on about how he'd shag 20 year olds anyway. Thought you were meant to be a Christian or something.

>>81910949
>She already had my username
So you gave it out on some other day prior to that day. So what? We're talking about you being a grooming nonce not the exact day you started. Some shit you talk blandon.

>>81910957
It's bedtime lad. Get a good rest and the dollies will still be here in the morning.

>>81910957
A 20 year old is a fully grown woman. Please tell me you are taking the piss.

Fuck me the nonce nest is out tonight attacking all the personalities.

>>81910988
Lad you're a creepy grooming cunt. Not interested in your paedo drivel. Cheers.

>>81910989
Got tired of wanking each other off in the discord

>>81910915
Honestly I have started to believe the "you're a child until 25" theory. I am so much different now compared to then. I mean it's common sense really; why would every human magically mature at the exact arbitrary age set by society? What is 18 even based on? Probably age of physical maturity, it's proven that most people peak physically 18-25 but why must this line up with their mental peak.

>it's technically legal so there's nothing wrong with it!
Yeah very original pal. All paedos are the same.

>>81911003
>I just called him a creepy grooming cunt
>LOL nice one
>and a paedo as well haha
>OMG so winning lad what are you like xx

Bored now of replying to that crying, pissing, shitting nappy filling seethe mong. No more (you)s for you tonight. Jealously is a rotten emotion isnt it?

>>81911010
No mate blad is 32 and according to the lad 20 is fully grown so it's perfectly fine he wants to add little girls and shag them. 20 is exactly the same as 32 both adults innit? Exactly the same.

>>81911025
Don't let it bother you lad. No lifers looking for excitement in their boxrooms.

>>81911025
Your real personality always comes out when your ego feels threatened doesn't it, ugly.

Blandon the fakenice nonce

>>81911038
I know sad mate. Im sat here living the life of Riley playing Mario party and Ive got several seethe mongs jumping up and down on my dick screaming the house down at me talking to somebody on another platform. Sad as fuck kek.

>>81911072
Looks like a good game to play with little kiddies eh

>>81910988
zoomers think they're still kids (and some of them are 29 now)

>>81911079
Yeah love Mario party me. I have 42 stars I need to get 100 to complete the game. Almost there.

>>81911072
Careful you don't drill a hole on the palm of your hand.

>>81911103
Oh I dont play those 3 games. Not ruining one of my controllers over a stupid mini game.

Lost a lot of respect for blad tonight desu ngl desu desu

>>81911113
Mum used to shout at us for doing our hands in playing those, kek.

Rejected by HC, now rejected by Eva6, not a good time for swanny

>>81911103
Mecha fly guy