Thread 81909009

Man I miss the Milfs we had in the 2000s. Nowadays they just dont hit the same. Maybe because I am in the same age range as them idk

>>81909009 (OP)
Obese women don't make for spank bank material.

bumping for excuse to post Milena.

>>81909009 (OP)
milfs back then were tastefully chubby and didn't have tattoos
now they're obese with piercings and tattoos

There was a hypothesis going around that hormones in the food was making girls busts huge. Now I have a hypothesis that something is making everyone stupid and angry. It's not sexy.

Oh, and there's chemicals in the frogs turning the water gay.

>>81909009 (OP)
Women are definitely uglier now. People used to be more alive and healthy.

>>81909009 (OP)
Man I remember when I saw her in 2008 in Dresden. My 18 year old brain back then absolutely melted and I got into shock because her tits look even bigger in person since she is a very short woman. Its crazy how I am now older than she was when she started her career.

>>81909009 (OP)
I like when milfs dont try to dress young and dress just like moms

>>81910244
Very true. Nowadays older women try too hard to be perceived as young instead of just embracing their age

>>81910331
Its much more sexy in my opinion

>>81909067
I just hate how old and saggy her face looks.
Too bad no one is using AI to fix that. I'm too retarded to do it.

>>81909009 (OP)
Ya know, 2000s had a massive push in popular culture for cougars.
Not gonna say it was good or bad, but it was interesting and the ladies then looked good enough for you to want to dick em down.
Hags now a days are just as if not more mentally ill than the sluts now a days, with none of the youthful beauty.
>00s "cougars"
>Didn't expect you to pay for shit
>Put out easier
>in exchange for some baggage, you got a pleasant demeanor and good conversation
>Entering a relationship with one ensured she was your 24/7 cum dump that did what you wanted and had the skills to do it
>Realistic expectations if a kid was in the picture
I dated a widowed single mom. And while I will tell men to avoid single mothers like the plague, I also say widows are an exception because what happened to them wasn't a choice it was a tragedy.
Kid was never a problem cause I wasn't expected to be daddy or replace him.
Both her family and her widow's family watched her kid and were rooting for her to find love. I fucked her brains out non stop whenever I felt like it. Only thing we never pulled off together was Threesome, she was open to it but also weird on who it could be with.
If we would have married I would have been okay with that fate. We didn't. I was young and eventually she needed someone more serious. We're still on good terms.

>>81909009 (OP)
Kinda off topic but how come there is almost no good Titcows in the Millenial/Gen Z crowd? Almost all legendary Titcows were Gen-X

>>81909009 (OP)
>Milfs in the 2000s
>not going after their emo girl daughters instead
your loss senpai

>>81910682
This sounds very Eastern European. Are you a Slav by any chance?

>>81910704
I am a Zoomer and our Emo girls are the most annoying feminist pieces of shit imaginable. What were they like back in the day?

>>81910728
slutty, mostly. they also had tattoos and piercings

which I guess is unappealing to you?

>>81910807
No not at all. I am not OP. Were they really slutty? I thought you would say that they were wholesome or cute or something

>>81909009 (OP)
Anyways they don't hit the same as the 2000s for multiple reasons.
>Entitled now
Whole appeal of "cougars" was no strings attached and if you got attached you got nonstop fucking how you like it
>Shit style
Cougars knew how to play up their features. They wore age appropriate stuff and made their age look good. Now you have insecure post wall whores trying to be 18 years olds.
>Their fat and gross
I dunno wtf happened where women eat nothing but junk food and lay in bed staring at their phone all day only going out to drink shit tons of alcohol, but the end result is bitches get fat then expect people to find them beautiful.
Cougars kept their bodies tight.
>Expect only the best
Cougars had realistic expectations, and were willing to work with you bettering yourself. Bitches now litterally think moviestars fall in love with them on Facebook.
Let that sink in
>Willingness to sexually satisfy
Women now just don't even try to please.
Men now don't even try to go on good dates.
Way it worked then was Cougars were willing to do what young bitches woundnt.
Sex every morning? Sure, would you like a follow-up nighttime fuck too?
Blow you till you cum in my mouth? What kind of girl doesn't swallow? Spitters are quiters?
Creampie me? Of course, why would I not wanna feel you fill me up with your cum.
A threesome? I always wanted to try that with another girl! Can we film it? We can try for a foursome too with 2 girls if you want.

Now a days hags give you a sob story about all the shit they used to do so now you don't get to do it because she doesn't wanna do that anymore.

>>81910839
I mean yeah they were cute obviously, in that emo/goth/alt way. Lots of them also appeared wholesome on the surface they weren't walking around in like fish net panty hose they just had like baggy pants and a band hoodie or something.

But 9 times out of 10 when a girl looked nerdy or wholesome or mid she made up for that with aggressive sexuality.

Also if you were around 4chan and other webzones of the times, 90% of all nudes floating around were of of emo/goth/alt girls.

And again, it wasn't -all- of them that were hypersexual turbosluts. Some of them were genuinely wholesome and secretly virgins and whatever, but as a whole those subcultures were very sexual in nature.

and oh boy the number of scarred forearms/wrists. If she didn't have any tattoos she at least had a few scars.

>>81910707
Lol, not even close.
Single mom I dated was a buddy of mine. Funny enough I never remembered her name and kept re introducing myself everytime me and my buddy who introduced us went to the mall and visited her at work.
Us dating caught everyone including myself off gaurd, but we had class together, hit it off, I felt bad for her loss, and my dick made her feel better through the grieving process.

>>81910728
Typically hypersexual pieces of shit.

>>81910839
They really weren't wholesome or cute. I don't think any sub-culture like that has attracted wholesome girls, going back as far as the flappers.

>>81910944
>uhm, it's actually GAY to get pussy

>>81910929
Not the guy that you replied to but I dated a girl like this in 2006 and this experience turned me into the biggest misogynist on the planet

>>81910961
They gave out pussy easily but they typically weren't good women. Why is that so hard to understand?

Lots of guys actually did the Emo look specifically to get pussy and weren't into it at all. I remember back in 2007 dressing like a faggot got you a lot of pus' in those circles.

>>81910973
bro how

there was a billion emo girls to choose from, 2006 was like peak emo with My Chemical Romance playing on the radio everyday, should've dated than more than just the one girl

>>81910941
Imagine you die and your wife just continues to fuck after you are gone. This is why getting married and having kids is not worth it. Existence is too cruel

>>81910728
You have emo girls?
I though punk/hipster/goth/emo all just became SJWs
I feel for your generation. We were hyper political too but it was hyperpolitical like hating Bush, the Iraq war, the PATRIOT ACT, and being for gay rights cause gays weren't insufferable faggots and identity politics weren't cringe as fuck

Now all your political issues are non existent nonissues like "muh trans rights" or "gays rights" after gays had rights for a decade. No one has a sense of humor, no one listens to anyone, everyone ghosts everyone cause they have no clue how to handle social interaction.

>>81910997
I know I was there. Emos were the most subhuman movement of all time. This girl traumatized me to the point that I began to hate the whole subculture, befriended some Black kids at my school, went full Wigger and began bullying White Emo Kids for being faggots

>>81911000
Lol. Nigga imagine you wife does and you never are allowed to get pussy ever again.
Be realistic bro.

>>81910990
>they typically weren't good women. Why is that so hard to understand?
cause it sounded like you were mad at them specifically for being hypersexual when really it was the main attraction. I have nothing but appreciation for every single 00s girl who had sex with me or sucked on my dick or drunkenly wiggled it around in the back of a bus etc.

and they weren't "good women"? Sure. They were teenagers, or at most early 20something year olds and lord knows I wasn't exactly a "Man" either. I foten acted like a bigger girl than them, sending them dramatic walls of text and song lyrics over MSN messenger lmao.

>I remember back in 2007 dressing like a faggot got you a lot of pus' in those circles.
Damn straight, but really it was nothing new, back in 87 or whatever you had the first wave of goth as well as hair/glam metal and synthpop whatever groups where dudes also wore black makeup.

>>81911021
Your generation were a bunch of degenerates responsible for the decay of the West. You are on par with Boomers. Your generation is why the only thing that can save us now is Fascism

>>81911042
>This girl traumatized me to the point that I began to hate the whole subculture, befriended some Black kids at my school, went full Wigger and began bullying White Emo Kids for being faggots
the fuck did she even do though, sounds like it was a "her" problem and had nothing to do with emo

>>81911049
Women and Men are not equal. Men can sleep with different women even while being married. Its women who have to stay chaste

>>81911000
>Imagine you die and your wife just continues to fuck after you are gone.
Bro, you'll be dead. You won't know about it. If your wife died when you were young would you never want to have sex again?
>InB4 b-but I'll look down from heaven and see her getting railed by Chad!
Assuming heaven exists I'm sure they'd have better things for you to do, like fucking heavenly angel pussy. I don't know though, maybe there's a cuck-heaven for guys like you who obsess over bizarre hypotheticals like you dying and your wife fucking other guys after you're dead.

>>81911069
bro we're not the ones who got on tik tok and started talking crazy coded self-censored language all "a pdf file was unalived in minecraft after he tried to grape a ch*ld"

you know what we did on youtube back in the day? We recorded ourselves having terrible nightmare trips smoking salvia. Kids getting severe brain damage after falling off of a building trying to do parkour or skateboarding and bleeding all over the place.

Now you can't even listen to system of a down on youtube without having to jump through the SUICIDE IS LE BAD content warnings when that video was fine for 15 years, and for even longer when it aired on MTV and the radio.

>>81911069
>Your generation
Nigga I'm Gen Y (who somehow got lumped together with millennials now)
>Bunch of degenerates
Yes we liked having fun just as much as X and boomers
>My generation is why only fascism can save us
You're retarded.
"OMG THE GOVERNMENTS PRIVATE PUBLIC PARTNERSHIPS HAVE RUINED SOCIETY! WE NEED A FORM OF GOVERNMENT THAT RAMPS THIS UP MORE!"
you are as retarded as the idiots that think socialism will fix anything. Moral decay came with millennials, hipsters morphing into SJWs, and everyone losing their sense of humor for virtue signaling faggotry.
>But you guys voted for obama twice
Nigga you think McCain or Romney would have done shit differently?
We tried rebelling against Bush Jr. That was when everything started going to shit.
Turns out system was rigged from the start.
Your gen was the one who kept marchingfor gay rights after faggots got them and only did shit for social media attention

>>81911084
I can't argue with that logic.
You win
I conceed

Sucking on Big Milf Tits

>>81911021
I'm surprised more people aren't fat since food is treated like such a meme.

>>81911487
People are way fatter than they used to be. Especially women.
People just call it cute nick names like "thicc" now.

Women>McWomen(TM)

>>81909009 (OP)
Milena was a phenomenon back then

She ever get fucked on camera?

>>81912897
Nah she is vanilla af