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Anonymous No.81911721 [Report] >>81911751 >>81911835 >>81912470 >>81912556
i just realized why a ton of us don't have girlfriends.
it's becaues some of us would be lolcows if we were prone to reacting the way lolcows react to milkings.
we're lolbulls, we're just like lolcows except we can't be milked.
it all makes sense now, we're lolbulls.
Anonymous No.81911751 [Report] >>81911781
>>81911721 (OP)
Its a little early for India posting, no?
Anonymous No.81911781 [Report] >>81911811
>>81911751
what are you talking about? i'm just sharing an epiphany.
Anonymous No.81911811 [Report]
>>81911781
i think he means because he's upset that immigrants exist
OP, lolcows existence for steaks and glue
Anonymous No.81911835 [Report] >>81911873 >>81912374
>>81911721 (OP)
who's a little lolbull, yes, you ARE, you're a little lolbull arentcha :D
Anonymous No.81911873 [Report]
>>81911835
>BLOODY FUCK YOU!
>SON OF BASTARD BITCH
>SHOW BOBS!
>LASAGNA
Anonymous No.81912374 [Report]
>>81911835
i'm a lolbull
i'm a lolbull
Anonymous No.81912397 [Report] >>81912467
Nope. Not even close.
I don't have a girlfriend because I have zero clue on how to talk and connect to people, especially women.
I'll change though. This week for sure. This is my final chance. I'm 22. I still have time but it's running super short.
shiloh25 No.81912467 [Report] >>81912531
>>81912397
all you gotta do is smile and be yourself bud
Anonymous No.81912470 [Report]
>>81911721 (OP)
I'm self-aware about my shitty traits. Self awareness isn't something lolcows have. They also got autism, but I don't.
Anonymous No.81912531 [Report]
>>81912467
>smile
I have a hard time doing that. A lot of people say I look sad despite not feeling it and it's probably the reason why I'm the way I am.
Anonymous No.81912556 [Report] >>81912590
>>81911721 (OP)
name a gigaChad lolcow, its all about looks everyone is a non chad here, some can larp but it doesnt change a fact
Anonymous No.81912590 [Report]
>>81912556
well he's not exactly a giga chad but onision used to look kind of good in his videos and he had multiple gfs some of which were teenagers and kids are more appearance based when it comes to who they're attracted to which means onision at one point was considered good looking enough to say that he might have been a chad at one point.
Anonymous No.81913248 [Report]
i'm not a lolcow
i own your sad pathetic life troll