Best way to kill yourself if you can't access a gun - /r9k/ (#81913641) [Archived: 94 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:05:25 AM No.81913641
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Unfortunately gun laws where i am are pretty strict so im wondering how I can effectively kill myself at home
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gay frogposter
7/22/2025, 4:06:48 AM No.81913657
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>>81913641 (OP)
nooo dont kill yourself your so sex ahaa
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:08:18 AM No.81913670
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:10:39 AM No.81913696
Suicides with Helium in Germany
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>>81913641 (OP)
Helium requires no permit to obtain, Anon.
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gay frogposter
7/22/2025, 4:12:25 AM No.81913703
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>>81913670
kill yourself roasty
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:16:22 AM No.81913736
>>81913657
Thanks gay nigga, very wholesome

>>81913670
Sounds effective. Thanks anon

>>81913696
Could use that if I have a tank of helium around here somewhere I guess
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:21:45 AM No.81913775
>>81913641 (OP)
you got a grip of drugs
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:25:05 AM No.81913795
>>81913775
I ain't got no drugs, I dont know anyone. Could try over the counters but those have a poor track record. Will likely go with the helium thing another anon mentioned unless someone has a better idea
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:25:21 AM No.81913797
Charcoal burning. Google it my nigger.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:28:54 AM No.81913818
>>81913797
Needlessly painful lol
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:37:42 AM No.81913888
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>>81913736
>Could use that if I have a tank of helium around here somewhere I guess
Well make sure you have enough. Read up about it first. Cause of death is not suffocation (asphyxia) by this method - it's lack of oxygen to the brain + heart failure. You'll want to simultaneously OD on Codeine or some other central nervous-system depressant.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:39:30 AM No.81913901
>>81913795
why not simply take out credit card debt and go base jumping
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:44:18 AM No.81913937
>>81913641 (OP)
Poisonous plants like oleander, foxglove, yew, castor
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:58:25 AM No.81914046
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>>81913641 (OP)
Is this Romanian anon? You were talking about this yesterday
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:00:28 AM No.81914062
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How about you just stop being a bitch?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:20:10 AM No.81914212
>>81913937
I dont know what any of those are

>>81913888
Lol surprised chat gpt told you all this. When I asked it it just gave me a number. Anyway thanks for the advice anon
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:33:22 AM No.81914870
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>Go to bank
>Hand teller note demanding money
>Have no weapons
>Wait for police to arrive
>Make the motion of pulling a weapon from your pocket, waistband, or coat
>Get shot by police
Congrats, you're dead now!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:08:05 AM No.81915068
>>81913641 (OP)
>Unfortunately gun laws where i am are pretty strict so im wondering how I can effectively kill myself at home
I'm in the same boat, anon.
TFW no access to firearms for a quick sui.
I simply live with the pain.