>>81917366
nta but I do. I'd buy such dildo for gf if I had one. In fact, I'm planning to buy the biggest one, flared, maybe even with lube tube, just as wall decoration because I wouldn't use it myself and it'd be too big to use for non-sizequeen gf anyway. Horse cocks simply look majestic.
For the same reason I'm also planning to buy torso sex toy with amazing proportions and buy some elegant and sexy lingerie so it'd look great.