Thread 81918260

had my first kiss a few days ago AMA

>>81918260 (OP)
omg its grok-chan

>>81918260 (OP)
OMG ITS ANI FROM X DOT COM

>>81918260 (OP)
>>81918268
>>81918315
I love this dystopia we're in

>>81918260 (OP)
How was it? Did you kiss with your tongues?

>>81918411
it was amazing, was like 10x better than masturbating it was insane, and yeah a little bit but I didnt expect it so i kinda didnt let her tongue into my mouth fully

>>81918425
God I want to kiss a girl, how were you able to make this happen

>>81918707
tinder, I got lucky and found someone, it's really a luck thing though, thats it, we set up a date, talked, went to see a movie, and then she turned and kind of grabbed my head and pulled me in and started making out with me, it was crazy

how long did the kiss last? did you touch her boobs?

>>81919474
What happens after that THOUGH

>>81918260 (OP)
i hate you you already made this thread a week ago do you want to make us miserable

>>81919656
we made out twice, so like, 20 seconds the first time and like 10 seconds the second, and um, no, she did put her hand on my thigh before it and i was literally so like... out of it it was insane.

>>81919663
nothing? we finished the movie, she said like "you're gonna have to pick worse movies if you wanna make out more" and i laughed, we finished up and went our seperate wayssss

>>81919684
im sorry :( i dont mean to make you sad i just have nowhere else to like, talk about it, im really surprised it happened, and like anon, i was like you before this, it's just pure luck

>>81919740
>you're gonna have to pick worse movies if you wanna make out more
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHERES MY BOYISH GIRL TO GO ON DATES WITH AND HAVE HER LEAD ME ON

>>81919761
uhh, why does the girl have to be boyish? and she isn't leading me on! I hope... how old are you?

>>81918260 (OP)
>had my first kiss
>AMA
What is this reddit?

Anyway, was it had to do?

>>81919776
*hard to do

>>81919776
no, it's pretty natural you're just kinda mashing lips together it's... weird but very sensual, I think she tried to tongue kiss me but I wouldnt like, let it in? or something, but either way it's just like something that comes super naturally.

>>81918260 (OP)
How old is you anon?

Well, congratulations, anon! Hope things keep gitting gud for you

>>81919852
I am 18 years old nona

>>81918260 (OP)
Sadly sir, you are a fakecel, and must leave immediately

>>81920127
Wait a minute you're right

>>81920056
Get out of this board

>>81920215
I second this. A normie gets a kiss and the first thing he does is to go to the incel board on 4chan to talk about it. Get a load of that fucking guy. Given his low emotional intelligence, I'm not surprised women are interested in him.

>>81920246
>>81920127
I was literally like you, I'm not a 'normie' I just got lucky, thats all that seperates us, I'm not a different species

>>81920478
Describe in greater detail how you got lucky

>>81920544
I downloaded multiple dating apps, I made a profile, I did the whole game of swiping and chats, didn't work for like, 6 months, until eventually I got lucky and found someone cool, thats it, just a dice roll.

>>81920611
Hmm, sounds like you were a fakecel in that case

>>81920611
What is she actually like anon?

>>81920882
what? cool, cute, likes the same things I like.

>>81920930
Thats not very specific, height, weight, age?

>>81920930
What type of things? Get specific

>>81920478
Nigger, you're fucking 18. You were never like me. It's normal to be inexperienced at your age.

>>81920478
You are 100% a normalfag. If I did that I would never land a date, much less have a woman coming onto me hard.

>>81920960
>>81920954
What? why???

>>81920979
its just a numbers game, I spent literally all day on the computer

>>81921375
Lies often start to fall apart when specifics are mentioned, so answer the question

>>81920478
>I was literally like you
You are a fucking teenager lil bro

>30+
>first kiss couple of weeks ago
>she wanted sex immediately afterwards
>"uh"
>proceed
>couldn't get an erection
just fuck my shit up senpai.

>>81922377
you could just like, eat her out, thats sex.

I want this to be true, I really do but no 18 year old r9k denizen is on tinder, it just doesnt make any sense. the only people who go on there at 18 are chads and turbostacies who depleted the dating pool around them by the time they hit adulthood and had to go hunt big game on the interwebs, in other words not this guy who gets excited by a kiss. why are you lying about stuff like this, do you take pleasure in tormenting me :(

>>81918260 (OP)
the guy you kissed, what was his name?

>>81922479
didn't occur to me. she bailed out quite fast, but in hindsight was respectful of the situation.

>>81922487
what? anon seriously I wouldn't lie I don't want to hurt anyone, I spend alot of time alone, I don't really have any IRL friends, I downloaded dating apps like 6 months ago just to see if I would get anything, anon, you can also download them, it's just luck that she decided to look at my profile and swipe right, and vice versa, thats it.

>>81922533
to add, considering you can absolutely destroy someone through sex I was actually quite content with how so reacted. it could've been so much worse.