Thread 81918656

Who would you marry?. You can't get divorced for at least 20 years. Choose based on the information given and reply.

>>81918656 (OP)
I wouldn't even take bottom left because that bitch is more judgemental than the whores on this list

>>81918656 (OP)
tough choice between 4 and 3 but I pick 4

>>81918656 (OP)
0 women with no body count? I'll stay single.

>>81918691
whoops I meant between 5 and 4 and I pick 5. they both mog 3 and the rest have dealbreakers.

>>81918656 (OP)
I'll take the virgin tranny #4 thanks

>>81918656 (OP)
Give me a 3 wife immediately.
3 > 1 > 6 > 2 > 5 > 4

>>81918656 (OP)
fuck it I'll take the troon they pass and are virgin

>>81918734
>they pass
The massive adam's apple and the aversion to mirrors and group photos shows that's obviously not the case.

>>81918749
4 makes my dick hard so she's a woman

>>81918656 (OP)
3 has a very punchable face so even though I like her traits not her. I guess I'll just take #6 brittany venti kek

>>81918753
Sorry to hear that, anon. You are unfortunately gay.

>>81918780
yeah gay for her boypussy

>>81918656 (OP)
I'd take venti because she's one of us, but that description is bullshit.

>>81918656 (OP)
4 > 5 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2
well it depends on how well they pass irl tho

>>81918805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31Eiz1T995Q

>>81918805
I would pick Pearl over Venti. Venti gives pickme vibes whereas Pearl just seems blackpilled.

>>81918833
Pearl had sex with an obese negro from tiktok then got dumped by him for a more attractive redhead. KEK

>>81918833
Pearl is is a realist and doesn't mince words, but I don't think she's a fembot. Venti is a regular here. This isn't about ideology but class loyalty.

>>81918845
I know. She acknowledges her wrongdoing and I forgive her.

>>81918862
How is she only 28 and looks like that WTFFFFFF????? I'm her age and look 10 years younger than her. OMG.

>>81918656 (OP)
Since 3 isn't a virgin just the virgin tranny no homo

>>81918889
redheads generally age the worst and maybe she spent a lot of time outdoors

Why woild I EVER marry? There is no point as a man.

>>81918691
>>81918725
>>81918734
>>81918753
>>81918811
Damn so this board is just the trannychasing board

>>81918941
unicorn woman > unicorn tranny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else

>>81918656 (OP)
5 is the hottest so her

>>81918656 (OP)
ill go with two since her bodycount isnt high and she isnt a pornstar and she isnt weird
id go with four if they were a biological woman

>>81918656 (OP)
They're all bad, yo.
What the fuck, mayn.
Shit's all bad.

>Cut off your dick
>Cut off your balls
>Cut off your dick n' balls
What the fuck, yo?

>>81918950
why would you want a unicorn man?

>>81919079
>id go with four if they were a biological woman
The only reason why he has any of those traits is because he's a tranny. If he was a woman, he would be completely different. There are no biological women like 4. Its entirely a tranny archetype.

>>81918656 (OP)
These are all made by retarded virgins.

Venti's real body count is between 30-50 and she has no idea how to cook and expects you to pay for literally everything. She's also a bad lay.

>>81918656 (OP)
No virgin woman on the list so once again I would rather choose death.

>>81919168
>She's also a bad lay.
How do you know this?
>Venti's real body count is between 30-50
Again how?

>>81919187
>How do you know this?
how do you think
>Again how?
she told me the ballpark

>>81919195
Cope. You didn't fuck her. Keep larping buddy.

>>81919168
She not know how cook hotpot?

>>81918656 (OP)
None since I'm gay lol, if you're not a maniac with a great sense of humour then you're not worth it

>>81919126
>why would you want something that's better than the alternatives?

>>81918656 (OP)
Number 3 without a doubt, that's pretty close to my dream girl including the job.

>>81918656 (OP)
3 is so fucking perfect dude

You've been making these for the past week and one common trait you keep adding is matching clothes, why?

>>81919155
three is kindof similar but i like two more since neither are virgins anyway and i feel like two has more of a personality and confidence which i associate with loyalty

Lmao @ getting married. It's a trap.

>>81919311
Just admit you're gay, dude. You said you would like a tranny if only he didn't have a dick. That's some gay shit, bro.

>>81918917

>coalburner built like a fridge

tragic

>>81918656 (OP)
Honestly #4 no need to elaborate

>>81918941

No there's just a lot of overlap between incel/tranny. An AGP tranny is basically the final form of the porn addicted incel.

>>81919355
you're simply a faggot gaylord cum guzzler with a red rose that leaks poop cream

3 by FAR

2 a distant second because it could still work

The others are unsalvageable

>>81918656 (OP)
https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/tiktok-brianna-ghey-teenage-trans-death-b2281229.html
kek nice op

I need a physique check on 3 and 5 but otherwise they seem like the only solid ones.
Hopefully OP can answer this; are they all liable to cheat on you unless stated otherwise, or is it the other way around?

>>81918656 (OP)
4 then cheat on them with another wife to have a family

>>81919446
It's possible for them to cheat on you, but it's not guaranteed. They have higher/lower odds based on their description and looks and how you behave/what you bring to the marriage.

>>81918656 (OP)
5, all of them are annoying, but at least she dresses up like anime girls and takes it up the butt.

>>81919471
What if she doesn't take it up the butt

>>81919518
I'd be willing to compromise, but realistically, I could probably make her like it. Definitely wouldn't want any of the rest, they're all worse than nothing.

>>81919465
Makes sense.
3 > 5, but it's close enough that I'd let a coin flip decide

>>81918656 (OP)
140 IQ STEM girl or 95 IQ Stacy?

>>81919640
I'm only looking at all their eyebrows and the stemcels' are much too thin. The stacies aren't much better but the center and right are promising if they stop getting them done.

>>81918692
This lol why adding a tranny you can not marry a guy.

>>81918656 (OP)
2 yolo whatever happens happens

>>81919698
Most people chose that tranny in this thread.

>>81919413
I could have saved her from the transphobes.
>>81919640
I need to know more. That 4/10 on the top right was probably Chad only btw.

>>81919801
>top right
From their perspective or ours

>>81918656 (OP)
>wife thread
>one of the options is a tranny
Faggot OP

>>81919801
I think that 4/10 is Caroline Ellison that billionaire crypto scammer guys gf. KEK.

>>81919824
Nearly everyone voted for the tranny kek

>>81919824
OP makes like 2 of these per day, he has to shake it up a little. You should focus on the people who actually picked 4 when 3 is the superior choice.

>>81919827
I know I'm saying she was known to have a bunch of casual sexual partners and I'm assuming they were a bunch of chads

>>81918656 (OP)
3 but fuck 4 on the side

>>81918656 (OP)
If 3's past sexual partner was a boyfriend and not some random hook up, then she's the only dateable option. The rest are putrid whores and crazy. In the case of 4, a straight up male. Wtf.

so what are the pros to #6 kek

>>81919839
looks matter and 4 is much better looking than 3

>>81919201
Well, I had sex with her too, so I'm inclined to believe he's telling the truth.

>>81919862
>I'm assuming they were a bunch of chads
That's a little generous

>>81918656 (OP)
I'd take #4. She may look average, but she's a loyal virgin, the cons aren't that bad, and I don't want kids anyway.

>>81919886
I think you're underestimating the degeneracy of men

>>81919877
4 has the creepy xeroxed belle delphine look. not my thing.

>>81918656 (OP)
Anything that's less masculine than me is a woman so 4 is good

>>81919918
>yujiro larp
you have to be 18 to post here

The purple haired OF girl is the only one without a major dealbreaker and even she sounds awful. Pass.

>>81918656 (OP)
these are all bad
Venti, since she has similar values

>>81919933
IDK what zoomer hentai you're talking about anon

>>81919939
>choosing death over 20 years of misery
based

>>81919640
Green shirt is a 100% a would. So ez.

>>81919963
knew you'd play dumb. gay ass nigga

>>81919640
It might sound shallow, but 95 IQ Stacy. But if she had casual sex (in any form) in the past, then 140 IQ STEM girl. If she did as well, then it's back to the 95 IQ Stacy. I don't mind a woman not being super smart that much, as long as she doesn't have serious mental deficiencies, and as long as she's intellectually humble. Of course, the smarter the better, and if the girl is already cute, then it's a massive boost, but if she lacks intellectual humility, then I wouldn't even be friends with her, let alone date her. When it comes to women's salaries: I don't care. My view is, that if I cannot fully financially support a woman and her lifestyle, even if she quits her job for whatever reason, then I'm not worth dating her. Meaning that whatever money a woman makes is completely irrelevant to me, and could even be a detriment, if she makes too much, because I wouldn't be able support her at the standard of living she's used to, if she quits her job.

>>81919939
>purple
colorblind?

>>81919640
Cmon man 99.999% of men would choose the stacy

>>81918656 (OP)
forgot
>pros
>body is incorrigibly lewd
>pleiadian jiggle physics
>literally a dark elf
>cons
>simon magus shadowban
>will eventually just cuck you for simon magus

>>81918656 (OP)
I just learned that /r9k/ would choose a virgin tranny over 5 bio women.

>>81920180
welcome to robot over nine thousand, enjoy your stay

>>81920180
It just means that faggots reply to these threads for whatever reason. OP should specify that they are only interested in opinions of straight men, otherwise the homos and bifags won't get the hint.

>>81918656 (OP)
All awful choices

>>81918692
op is being realistic

>>81918656 (OP)
I would only marry a virgin but for the sake of your hypothetical I choose 3.

>>81919640
Short hair in blue is cute

>>81918656 (OP)
I'm picking 3 as long as she's middle eastern and not Indian, Pakistani, or Bangladeshi.
I like brown girls, but not the poo kind.
3 is honestly perfect, and we have that 1 body to our name which we regret in common.

>>81919640
I'm taking green shirt STEM girl and I'm blowing my loads inside of her every single day.

>>81920180
it's almost your bedtime boomer

>>81920720
What if she's a jew?-

>>81920887
OP answer this is 3 a jew?

>>81920887
That's fine, I believe I'm destined to end up with a Jewish broad despite being antisemitic, it would just be fate.

>>81920937
I just got her pic from facebook, I don't think she's a jew. She has a white husband in the military and she's a book nerd kek.

How are you going to put Venti on the list and not expect me to pick her regardless of what you list beside her pic?

This was the best one yet and I could see the appeal of the ones I didn't choose. It's interesting that nobody gives a shit about being spoiled by the hot rich girl.

>>81921076
Too high energy. She isn't going to want to spend evenings at home doing nothing.

>>81918656 (OP)
>You can't get divorced for at least 20 years
but I can murder them any time right?

The more I think it over the more appealing 4 becomes.

>>81921404
It's even better if her penis is bigger then yours right?

Although something deeper could be wrong with her. She is cute, her body is banging, she high energy and funny. On the surface she seems like the perfect gf but her relationships never last longer than a year. There must be something wrong with her.

>>81921913
Of course there's something wrong with her retard. Women are supposed to be shitlibs.

>>81921404
Most people voted for 4 so...

>>81921913
She's BPD, that's why she's "high energy and funny".

>>81921913
I recall listening to some debates with her back in the day, and she came off as fucking brain-dead to the point that everybody was dunking on her, so that might be why

>>81921913
>Although something deeper could be wrong with her
Anon, every attention whore and especially internet ones are damaged. They're not girlfriend/wife material, they always want more and more male attention, that's what they're used to

>>81918656 (OP)
Interesting how nobody is picky 6. I wonder if it's because of Brittany or the r9k userbase? I'd still pick 6, problems and all. For once a decent CYOW thread. Good job OP

>>81918656 (OP)
I'd love 5, it's like dating a vtuber. You'd literally be cucking thousands of her fans.

>>81918656 (OP)
1 or 6
1 might put up with me and 6's cons easen when she realizes i mostly agree with her

>>81921913
>cute
ehhh
>body is banging
i guess it's fine

>>81918656 (OP)
either 1 or 2, leaning 1, both are flawed but could potentially overcome them

>>81921404
>filename
Did 4 really unalive herself irl or is that just a dark joke

>>81918656 (OP)
i would date 2, 3, or 4 i guess although none are super my type

>>81923827
>unalive
You should kill yourself. If you read the thread before posting a reply you would know it is not a joke.

>>81918862
>>81918917
Do redheads really just get mouth lines and forehead wrinkles at 28?
How fragile is your skin if it just cracks into crinkles the moment you leave youth?

>>81923827
nta but im pretty sure she didnt kill herself, she got beat to death by some british teenagers

>>81918656 (OP)
the only one I might still take is bottom left (3), but even that is on thin fuckin ice.
rest are somewhere between whore and megawhore. (and a homosexual man)

>>81919640
Blue shirt azn is cute so it's pretty obvious

>>81919640
blue's pussy has to be tighter than god. green looks good too, probably has an anal fetish that I'm all too happy to indulge in

>>81918656 (OP)
#1
>Posts zines
Out.

#2
>Womanchild with no accountability.
Out.

#3
>Sexual hangups.
Out.

#5
>Uses tiktok
Out.

#6
>Politics
Out.

By process of elimination #4 is the only one that's wife material.
>Has a dick
That's still less of a problem. She can get surgery and might end up with something resembling a vagina. Nothing can fix the personality defects of these other women, and I'm tired of wasting years of my life trying.

>>81918656 (OP)
The tranny I guess

>>81918656 (OP)
5'3 library assistant girl ofc. Less drama, loyal, calm, she's got the most ordinary job too even though she doesn't make that much. The ones who don't make money at all are likely to be complete out of touch and you'll be an absolute giga betabuxx cuck. I'm not into trannies so no. OF and manosphere YTer is not a serious job too.

>>81924290
You'd pick the tranny? What the hell is wrong with the men of r9k? 6 is at least decent. But a tranny?

>>81919640
either the one in green or the center bottom one

>>81918656 (OP)
loyal and virgin makes 4 a steal

>>81918656 (OP)
6 actually posted here and I remember calling her sid the sloth kek

>>81918656 (OP)
Unironically 6. Good looking and as sperg I find analytical stuff adorable and relatable. I wouldn't mind her rambling and we'd agree on bunch of stuff. Wouldmakefamilywith/10

>>81923858
Chill unc

>>81918656 (OP)
3>1>>6>5>2>4
3 is logically best by a mile but my heart desires 1. Maybe I just need someone to smoke with. 4 would be a lot better if you didn't have to be locked in until she's 38 minimum. Not usually opposed to messing around with (genitals intact) mtf but that seems rough.
>>81925025
Could be skewed by the responses, I considered not responding I didn't feel nearly as conflicted as in the other threads
>>81919640
middle 2 stemcels get my pick cause they're still cute, and intellect is attractive in its own way. Its a shame its so rare. I imagine there's a good chance I would get bored of the stacies fast unless they're interesting for some other reason.

>>81918656 (OP)
I'm currently married, but back when I was single I only dated virgins. And I'm not into transes.

So I can confidently say that even if I was single, I wouldn't settle for any of these.

>>81918656 (OP)
these are just getting worse and worse
just fucking kill me

>>81925025
>6 is at least decent
Politics is garbage. It's psuedo-intellectual bullshit stupid, unimportant people use to delude themselves into feeling smart and important. And all people with strong political opinions are trash. On the very face of it having a political preference is the height of stupidity. Only a fool does not change their mind when exposed to new information. People can have opinions and that's healthy, but anyone who would 'pick a side' in politics is someone I would find utterly fucking intolerable even if I agreed with the opinions of their side, because it means on so many levels they are incapable of thinking for themselves.

Please re-read. I didn't say I'd pick the tranny. I said they're the only one in the running so they win by default. The others are all disqualified for being non-options.

The tranny also has serious red flags, but I can handle someone who needs some reassurance. I can tolerate them. I can't tolerate women who fall for politics, nor those who destroy themselves in the noxious trap of social media. Nor could I handle being made to feel undesirable because of a sexually ashamed partner.

>>81918656 (OP)
>groupie whore
>used-up high maintenance karen
>retarded pajeet
>tranny
>onlyfans whore
>the most annoying e-girl
This is such a painful selection of women but what's funny is all of these are more valuable than the average pig single mom you might match with. So fucking grim.
I'll marry the pajeet if she stays thin.

>>81918656 (OP)
I only read the cons because that's the only part that matters to me. I pick top left.

>>81918656 (OP)
If I had the money, 2. Straight up, or 1. Being married don't mean I can't cheat

>>81919640
The stacy, without a doubt. Physically I am closer to the nerds, but intelligence-wise I am closer to the Stacy. Also the stacy is hot

>>81921404
The real question is is the penis a big white cock or a tiny white penis?

>>81925770
No she didn't, it was just some dude larping

>>81918656 (OP)
I'm late to the party this time.
OP this selection tonight is not as balanced. I have no idea why anyone would willingly get with most of these women. #3 is the clear and obvious choice by a longshot.

>>81927867
That's funny because the majority of people chose #4

>>81927867
5 makes my dick really hard though

>>81925831
I'm probably younger than you oldtroon

>>81928528
Bro, chill. It ain't that serious cuh

>>81928723
>it aint srs brah
>but i have to keep replying to you
lmao

the library one and its not even remotely close.

>>81918656 (OP)
Cum inside 5 while 4 eats my ass

4 all the way, loyalty is everything to me and they look pretty cute. If they look at least as attractive like this i would have 0.0 problems with a transgirl

>inb4 faggot

>>81926701
That's an interesting thought I have to say. Not that I agree with it in the slightest but it's interesting. The tranny is automatically disqualified for me for just being a tranny by default. So I would have to pick someone else

The politics part for me isn't so bad. I can't stand the liberals or the left. It's not about picking a side, I just can't deal with the insanity of the left

>>81918656 (OP)
5. no question.
Others:
1 and 2 are too lazy.
3 autistic
4 trans
6 full of trad bullshit and mental games

4 is the only one not insufferable and the only one i could see myself spending the rest of my life with without killing myself.
I mean seriously imagine dating a spoiled brat to that extent or some annoying flavor of e girl. 4 is the only one where dating sounds fun and fulfilling.
Also if you would choose any other woman because of your own transphobia then you deserve being with one of those other women. Enjoy being called senpai or having your gf defend Jordan Peterson on dates and having that be part of the "pros" list.

>>81929858
>Enjoy being called senpai
I will, that sounds like heaven

>>81918656 (OP)
This was the first one where I had to read through all the options because there isn't an obvious looker. I'll go for 5. Last two times I went with 1.