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Anonymous No.81920755 [Report] >>81920819 >>81920838 >>81920913 >>81920923 >>81920953 >>81920959 >>81920963 >>81920973 >>81921176 >>81921327 >>81922273 >>81922319 >>81922998 >>81923040 >>81923740 >>81924393 >>81924419 >>81924539 >>81924629
Which penis looks the best?
State if you are a fembot or gaybot and your age
Anonymous No.81920819 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
11 and 19
gaybot, 19
Anonymous No.81920838 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
I'm gonna say 17-19 (partially because I'm 18 cm), bigger is usually better but past a certain point it gets a bit monstrous and almost comical.

t. fag
Anonymous No.81920895 [Report]
I'd say 11 to 17. 38 yr old homo
Anonymous No.81920913 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
5cm. I like cute penises, I want to give them sweet little kisses.
Gaybot, 18
Anonymous No.81920923 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
Gaybot, 27

9cm and up can get it. Would still fuck the guys in the micro range but they'd have to either bottom or wear a strap on. Either way everybody can hit.
Anonymous No.81920953 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
this image was made to make me believe my dick was on the bigger side.
I have trouble believing this psyop.
I want to believe.
Anonymous No.81920959 [Report] >>81920974 >>81921300 >>81922437 >>81922797
>>81920755 (OP)
F27
literally none of these guys turn me on at all lmao.
Anonymous No.81920963 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
11, 13, 19 femb0t
Anonymous No.81920973 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
11 to above is good enough for me

anything below is kinda gross, im sorry to anybody with microdicks

gaybot, 20
Anonymous No.81920974 [Report] >>81921233
>>81920959
just focus on the penis. not the body
Anonymous No.81921176 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
Those are some sexy penises i definitely wouldn't wanna suck any of them. Im not gay
Anonymous No.81921233 [Report]
>>81920974
idk... common area I guess? if I had to pick at gunpoint
Anonymous No.81921258 [Report]
22 gay
Everybody here is a 'would' but I guess 17cm looks best
Anonymous No.81921300 [Report] >>81921412 >>81922448
>>81920959
I think you might be asexual or a lesbian.
Anonymous No.81921327 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
Bad blurry pictures
Too many circumcised
Anonymous No.81921412 [Report] >>81921557
>>81921300
don't tell me what I am. really the problem is just that none of these guys are attractive at all.
Anonymous No.81921557 [Report] >>81922255
>>81921412
Post pic of what you do find attractive then
Anonymous No.81922255 [Report]
>>81921557
Qaswdarfsjjitio
Anonymous No.81922273 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
15-17

Fembot, 19
Anonymous No.81922319 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
9 cm and 11 cm
fembot hag
Anonymous No.81922390 [Report] >>81922418
>Be moid
>Have 19 x 15 cm dong
>Last chick I fucked told me it was "gross huge" and "painful"
>Always thought it looked small on my body
>Look at OP
>Even 21cm looks small
Perspective and angles are a hell of a drug, goddamn.
Anonymous No.81922418 [Report]
>>81922390
also small porn actress hands, as soon as the male actor himself grabs it then it looks a lot smaller
Anonymous No.81922437 [Report] >>81922443
>>81920959
Maybe you wouldn't have that problem if you weren't a pornbrained goblin.
Anonymous No.81922443 [Report] >>81922523
>>81922437
not taking your opinion seriously, micro-soft
Anonymous No.81922448 [Report]
>>81921300
She's a chadsexual like all other women.
Anonymous No.81922523 [Report] >>81922572
>>81922443
I have 18.5cm, but I guess your pornbrain would consider that "micro" too.
Anonymous No.81922572 [Report] >>81922596 >>81922606 >>81922684 >>81922695
>>81922523
is that supposed to be impressive? serious question
Anonymous No.81922596 [Report] >>81922713
>>81922572
Not him but 18.5 is statistically huge, especially if it's non-BP. The average white male is 14.5cm bone-pressed with a 11cm circumference.
Anonymous No.81922606 [Report] >>81922713
>>81922572
Not if you're a porn addict who fried her neurons and can only get excited by giga-cocks.
Anonymous No.81922684 [Report] >>81922713
>>81922572
what's the minimum impressive size for you?
Anonymous No.81922695 [Report] >>81922721 >>81922801
>>81922572
that is gigantic dumb fuck, either you're a retarded woman, or a retarded man who's been cursed with a gigantic dick or is lying about having a gigantic dick
Anonymous No.81922713 [Report] >>81922763 >>81922777
>>81922596
>four (4) centimeters above average
>statistically yuuuuge
ok anon

>>81922606
take your pencildick and cry about it elsewhere please

>>81922684
idk like 20cm at least.
Anonymous No.81922721 [Report] >>81922752 >>81922756 >>81922801
>>81922695
that's like slightly above average at the very least. "gigantic" like.........lmao
Anonymous No.81922752 [Report] >>81922831
>>81922721
still would stir around my insides
Anonymous No.81922756 [Report] >>81922831
>>81922721
big enough for most fembots to recoil in fear
Anonymous No.81922763 [Report] >>81922798 >>81922831
>>81922713
You're a porn addicted loser. This is like a guy saying 28-G tits aren't impressive because he melted his brain cooming to titcows and hentai.
Anonymous No.81922777 [Report] >>81922818 >>81922831
>>81922713
Anon-sama, an 18.5 cm long, 14cm thick bone-pressed dick is bigger than 90% of men and 1.7x the average size by volume... That's huge.
Anonymous No.81922797 [Report]
>>81920959
>F27
How u doin?
Anonymous No.81922798 [Report]
>>81922763
but 28-Gs are small
Anonymous No.81922801 [Report] >>81922840
>>81922695
>>81922721
I'm not saying my dick is crazily big, I'm saying it's pornbrained to say it's small.
Anonymous No.81922818 [Report] >>81923975
>>81922777
Correction, it's bigger than 95% of adult white men, including men from countries where the average size is bigger like Hungary and the Netherlands.
Anonymous No.81922831 [Report] >>81922846 >>81922847 >>81922899 >>81922919
>>81922752
maybe if you're a midget sure

>>81922763
anon a 7in dick is NOT the same fucking thing as 28-G cup tits and I think you know that lmfao

>>81922756
no? that's pretty normal actually.

>>81922777
it really is not that big at all. it's like claiming an iq of 110 places you in the 99.999999999th percentile. like, you're only slightly above average if anything, but still pretty much average. call me when you test above like 140 or something, then you can brag.
Anonymous No.81922839 [Report] >>81922904
I can't believe I'm asking this but are all the gaybots here hung?
Anonymous No.81922840 [Report] >>81922927 >>81922929
>>81922801
and you're illiterate for saying I've been calling it small. at no point did I say that. it's just not that impressive. I have literally had sex with multiple men who were much bigger and didn't even struggle then. 7in isn't much.
Anonymous No.81922846 [Report] >>81922900
>>81922831
bad bait moid try harder next time
Anonymous No.81922847 [Report] >>81922869 >>81922876 >>81922900 >>81922919
>>81922831
Having a penis in the 5th percentile, which he has, is like having an IQ in the high 120s, which is the average IQ of college professors. It's extremely high and you'd have to sleep with dozens of men to find a bigger one.
Anonymous No.81922869 [Report]
>>81922847
>you'd have to sleep with dozens of men
Don't tempt them
Anonymous No.81922876 [Report] >>81922919 >>81922938
>>81922847
you're talking to a man
it's obvious bait, no woman on here talks like that
Anonymous No.81922899 [Report] >>81923211
>>81922831
>a 7in dick is NOT the same fucking thing as 28-G cup tits
Not really, I see girls with that size or bigger all the time. It's above average, but it's not like they're unicorns.
Anonymous No.81922900 [Report] >>81922920
>>81922846
>bro my dick is SEVEN WHOLE INCHES anyone who doesn't pat me on the back for having the bravery to sling it over my shoulder and risk fucking up my back from the weight instead of dragging it around all day is obvs ragebaiting
anon having a freakishly humongous penis isn't even the most important thing in the world, please stop obsessing over it. you're mostly average and that's OK.

>>81922847
I literally have slept with dozens of men and your math is wrong because a lot of them have been around that size.
Anonymous No.81922904 [Report] >>81922939 >>81923183 >>81923545
>>81922839
Everyone on 4chan has a huge donkey cock
Anonymous No.81922919 [Report]
>>81922847
>>81922831
I would also like to mention that penis size studies universally exclude men who have penises under 4 inches as they are medically considered "micropenises" and therefore cannot be used in the dataset, but they do not exclude macropenises (8 inches or above) as having a penis that is "too big" is not considered a medical issue. This means that the supposed average size is actually dragged up slightly.

>>81922876
I know it's bait, I just want Anons to understand these things and this is a good platform :)
Anonymous No.81922920 [Report] >>81922965
>>81922900
ok tranny keep pretending to be a woman online
Anonymous No.81922927 [Report] >>81922965
>>81922840
7 inches isn't much for gape pussied whores, and I'm not even lying. Most women STRUGGLE with seven inches. Hell I'm 6.5 and have hurt women on accident before.
Anonymous No.81922929 [Report] >>81922965
>>81922840
>and you're illiterate for saying I've been calling it small.
Aren't you the one who said all the men in OP's pic are too small to excite you?
Anonymous No.81922938 [Report] >>81922959
>>81922876
>its obvious bait
>it's obvious bait my dick is huge actually
>no like seriously it's fucking ginormous it's massive and anyone who disagrees is clearly just baiting
7 inches is really nothing special. this isn't even really meant to be a particularly inflammatory statement, it's just a matter of fact. sorry.
Anonymous No.81922939 [Report]
>>81922904
They all have big cocks. Big money. Attractive. Still can't get laid. Rofl
Anonymous No.81922959 [Report]
>>81922938
im not saying you're baiting because you don't think 7 inches is huge retard
Anonymous No.81922965 [Report] >>81922981 >>81923062
>>81922920
ok tiny tim keep coping about what a big boy you are

>>81922927
anon I think those girls might've been faking it to make you feel better.

>>81922929
no. I said none of them were attractive. I didn't say they were all tiny.
Anonymous No.81922981 [Report] >>81923007
>>81922965
faking a limp takes things a bit far imo
Anonymous No.81922998 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
The one that belongs to your wife's bull
Anonymous No.81923007 [Report] >>81923020
>>81922981
...a limp. like they were literally limping away from 6in? if anything that kind of confirms they're faking it.
Anonymous No.81923020 [Report] >>81923031
>>81923007
no limping the next day from being sore from a simple 30 minute fuck sesh.
Anonymous No.81923031 [Report] >>81923042
>>81923020
yeah that seems extremely unlikely to be genuine. I can't imagine 6in doing much damage. I'm sure they had fun and enjoyed it very much which incentivized them to fake the limp to make you feel good and want to do it again but I doubt the limp was real.
Anonymous No.81923040 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
i dont like any of these. i guess fourth from the left because its the thickest?
Anonymous No.81923042 [Report] >>81923059
>>81923031
You can believe whatever you want, doesn't change reality
Anonymous No.81923059 [Report] >>81923077
>>81923042
the reality being that she was faking it lol
Anonymous No.81923062 [Report] >>81923084 >>81923109
>>81922965
>That fit white guy with abs and a 21cm dick isn't attractive to me
That's really sad. How does someone fry their brain this badly? Do you just have no concept of overindulgence/moderation or something?
Anonymous No.81923077 [Report] >>81923109
>>81923059
you would know about faking since you're pretending to be a woman
Anonymous No.81923084 [Report] >>81923119
>>81923062
It's just bait, Anon-kun.
Anonymous No.81923089 [Report]
Who has the webm of the Asian girl in an elevator after getting pumped by and dumped holding her uterus?
Anonymous No.81923109 [Report] >>81923168 >>81923763
>>81923062
no? I've just had better.

>>81923077
it can't be THAT hard to believe you're not the chad thundercock you think you are. what is so wrong with being only moderately above average? like I'm not getting it. I already said 6in is enough to have a good time, why do you need your dick to genuinely hurt so bad?
Anonymous No.81923119 [Report] >>81923129
>>81923084
the more you dismiss dissenting opinion as bait, the more nervous you make yourself look.
Anonymous No.81923129 [Report]
>>81923119
If you insist, Anon-sama.
Anonymous No.81923168 [Report] >>81923187
>>81923109
>no? I've just had better.
So if you have sex with a 9.5/10 at some point then suddenly 9/10s stop exciting you at all??
Anonymous No.81923183 [Report]
>>81922904
i remeasured recently and i'm only 7.25"x5.25" and that's bonepressed and measured as accurately as possible, i have a half an inch large fatpad as well. it looks small and thin to me personally no matter what angle i see it at. i definitely wouldn't classify myself as big, maybe a little above average but from what i gather the average woman has been with far bigger than me. still ended up a wizard and will probably die a virgin.
Anonymous No.81923187 [Report] >>81923245
>>81923168
no? I didn't say that, just said none of the guys in op's photo are men that I find attractive. people don't exist on a scale. it isn't hierarchical like that.
Anonymous No.81923211 [Report] >>81923262
>>81922899
That's like impossibly rare. Most women are fat as fuck. 28 is a normal band size and the average woman wears a 36. Because the average woman is a fucking whale.
Anonymous No.81923245 [Report] >>81923287
>>81923187
>I didn't say that, just said none of the guys in op's photo are men that I find attractive.
Yeah, and they have 9/10 bodies, and the ones on the left have 9/10 dick sizes, so what does it say about the state of your coombrain when you aren't stimulated by them at all?
Anonymous No.81923262 [Report] >>81923301 >>81923440
>>81923211
Is this what you tell yourself to feel better about being a chestlet?
Anonymous No.81923287 [Report] >>81923362
>>81923245
I literally just said they don't exist on a scale in my mind. you keep rating them as if they place somewhere objective on some scale and there are men who are mathematically provable to be more or less attractive than them. that's not how it works.
Anonymous No.81923301 [Report] >>81923334 >>81923472
>>81923262
if you genuinely don't see a difference between a 7-inch penis and a 28G cup you're stupid. and if you do see the difference, you're bad at presenting equivalences.
Anonymous No.81923326 [Report]
My final piece for this thread (I am the statistics guy):

If you want to see what a 20-21cm dick looks like in porn, look up AyumiKichi, Jack and Jill, LilRedVelvet and MissAsmaradana (I think that's right, you should find her anyway). The men in these partnerships are all measured at about 8 to 8.5 inches, bone-pressed, and they are massive. As in, so massive that they can't properly fit inside their partners. Girthmasterr is about 7.5 inches long and 7 inches in circumference and he's also massively oversized.

Just food for thought. There are basically no pornstars over 8.5 inches, the majority are around 6.5 to 7.5.
Anonymous No.81923334 [Report] >>81923464
>>81923301
Well 7.25 inches is somewhere in the upper 5-10%, and around 1 in 10 non-whale girls I see outside have big tits, so it kinda seems like you're wrong and coping.
Anonymous No.81923362 [Report] >>81923384 >>81923464
>>81923287
>ummm, actually, women like ALL *clap* KINDS *clap* OF *clap* MEN!
Anonymous No.81923384 [Report]
>>81923362
i always kek at the shy one behind the try
Anonymous No.81923440 [Report] >>81923467
>>81923262
Where do you live? A third world country? In America and Europe over 79% of women are so fat that they meet the clinical definition of overweight or obese. That's not to suggest 20% of women aren't fat. They're still extremely fat, they just don't yet meet clinical criteria. It's miserable. I wish I could engineer a disease that made every pain receptor in a woman's body fire continually once her bmi went above 20, and does not stop until it is below that.
Anonymous No.81923464 [Report] >>81923553
>>81923334
that first part doesn't even sound true and the last part is dumb because there's a difference between big tits and 28G dumbass

>>81923362
but unironically
Anonymous No.81923467 [Report] >>81923503
>>81923440
>any girl who has bigger tits than mine is just fat.
Anonymous No.81923472 [Report] >>81923501 >>81923536 >>81923616 >>81924389
>>81923301
It's hard to find stats that break down what the actual percentages of women that have each cup size are, but the one set of stats I did find suggested that ~27% of women are either equal to or bigger than a 28G cup. Granted the source was from reddit, but it was literally the only one I could find at short notice.

So a woman with 28G cup or bigger breasts is more common than a man with a 7" or bigger penis. Hell, a man who's at or over 6'0" tall is nearly twice as rare.
Anonymous No.81923501 [Report]
>>81923472
scientists don't want to research titty statistics because that would be doin women a heckin misogyny.
Anonymous No.81923503 [Report]
>>81923467
Post them you ugly whore
Anonymous No.81923536 [Report] >>81923593
>>81923472
English is clearly not your first language. You should read about how bra sizes work in whatever brown language you speak, because they don't work the way you seem to think they do.
Anonymous No.81923545 [Report]
>>81922904
I don't, it's 5,5"
Anonymous No.81923553 [Report] >>81923616
>>81923464
What tit size do you think is top 10 percentile for non-overweight women?
Anonymous No.81923593 [Report] >>81923688
>>81923536
>immediately resorts to the "you're brown" argument
Real women don't make that argument, tranny-kun. I understand you're seething because no amount of horse-piss hormones will make your breasts not look like sad little sausage tubes, but you don't have to cope this hard.
Anonymous No.81923616 [Report] >>81923739 >>81924373 >>81924389
>>81923472
you think a fourth of the female population has 28G cups because that's what you read on reddit?

>>81923553
idk like, dds?
Anonymous No.81923663 [Report]
My dick is just under 8" but it looks tiny from my pov, someone did take a video of it while I was getting head and showed me it and on the video it looked huge

whats goin on here
Anonymous No.81923688 [Report]
>>81923593
Critical hit. You are brown and female and will never not be. Even one of these is shameful, but you are both. And to make things worse, you're bad at English.
Anonymous No.81923739 [Report]
>>81923616
A 36A is bigger than 28G. But obviously a cup tiddies are small so it's a pointlessly retarded figure if the topic is tit size. I have a ginormous dick, my shoe size is 10. My penis is huge, I got the 4 piece chicken tender meal. My penis size? My water bottle is 32oz. Ohh, you mean like how big my dick is! My pants are 48-30.
Anonymous No.81923740 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
I'm a closeted gay man and I say 17cm man.
Anonymous No.81923763 [Report] >>81923774
>>81923109
My penis is comparable to some pornstars at 6.5 inches and it does indeed hurt women who have smaller vaginas.

But that was only 3 of the 12 women i have slept with.
I am sorry if you can't comprehend this. Its the biggest my current gf has had but she is pretty inexperienced (only been with 4 guys before me)
Anonymous No.81923774 [Report] >>81923785
>>81923763
sure anon. i'm sure you and your six-inch penis are absolutely splitting girls apart
Anonymous No.81923785 [Report] >>81923857
>>81923774
You don't need to believe me, and if we are rounding it off, it rounds to 7
Anonymous No.81923857 [Report] >>81923898
>>81923785
great, because I don't believe you.
Washie No.81923895 [Report] >>81923997
It may be because I'm stupid and fujobrained but they all look unappealing
Anonymous No.81923898 [Report] >>81923954
>>81923857
Just fighting back against your glow nigger shit. You don't need a monster dick to tear women's shit up, unless they are gaped out whores
Anonymous No.81923927 [Report]
no more replies from the baitposter beyond this point, they don't even prove they are female because they are not.
if you reply past the bait poster a demon will come to your house at 3 am and do very bad things...
Anonymous No.81923954 [Report]
>>81923898
lmao sure anon, ok.
Anonymous No.81923975 [Report]
>>81922818
Yes and there's no non-self reported data supporting the jewish idea that other races dicks are bigger, if anything the measured data is the opposite
Anonymous No.81923997 [Report]
>>81923895
they look normal. are you just thinking most cocks should be shaved and adorned with panties and lace?
Anonymous No.81924373 [Report]
>>81923616
D cup is average you dumb size queen.
Anonymous No.81924389 [Report] >>81924628
>>81923472
>>81923616
What does 28G look like anyways?
Anonymous No.81924393 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Fuo8Ls7EoNk?list=RDFuo8Ls7EoNk
Anonymous No.81924419 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
15 cm. Visually looks great but it would hurt me
Fembot. I chose him because he has a big cock and a nice shape
Anonymous No.81924539 [Report] >>81924549 >>81925000
>>81920755 (OP)
I don't know, whichever this one is the closest to
Anonymous No.81924549 [Report]
>>81924539
And this one, two of the hottest ones I've come across so far
Anonymous No.81924628 [Report]
>>81924389
You can look bratabase to get an idea, but 28G are very different in UK and US sizes. A 28G in UK size is like 28J in US if I remember correctly. US sizing sucks because it fluctuates a lot
Anonymous No.81924629 [Report]
>>81920755 (OP)
15 is peak, though I think your pictures are fucked up because 11 looks bigger than 13. That said anything 11+ seems fine and I'd even dip lower than that on impulse or for fetish reasons. Gaybot, obviously.
Anonymous No.81925000 [Report]
>>81924539
woah anon that's HUMONGOUS, literally the single biggest penis on the face of this planet!!! bordering on physically impossible. how do you not faint from the blood loss every time you get a boner?