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Anonymous No.81921488 >>81921496 >>81921524 >>81921582 >>81921766 >>81922058 >>81922116 >>81922134 >>81922209 >>81922256 >>81922357 >>81922497 >>81922656 >>81923559 >>81923984
I just caught this alligator.
Anonymous No.81921496 >>81921558
>>81921488 (OP)
yoink
deep fry
Anonymous No.81921524 >>81921558
>>81921488 (OP)
just let it go man
Anonymous No.81921558 >>81921582 >>81922058 >>81922265 >>81922357 >>81923559 >>81923972
>>81921496
>>81921524
He put up a fight, but I was able to overpower him. Issue is that if I let him go, he will remember what I did to him and then come after me when he is big
Anonymous No.81921582 >>81921598 >>81921980
>>81921488 (OP)
>1488
Absolutely confirmed best thread of the decade

>>81921558
Nah it's the mammals, big fish, and birds that hold grudges
Anonymous No.81921598 >>81924010
>>81921582
Oh also octopuses too
Anonymous No.81921766
>>81921488 (OP)
Stick your finger up its ass.
Anonymous No.81921980
>>81921582
dont believe this guy, gators absolutely do remember these thingd
Anonymous No.81921995
Give him the tape.
Revoke his biting privledges.
Anonymous No.81922058
>>81921488 (OP)
>>81921558
what the fuck, let him go
alligators are bros
stop fucking with him
Anonymous No.81922116
>>81921488 (OP)
Eat him I heard they're good with bacon
Anonymous No.81922134
>>81921488 (OP)
Let him go now or I will call the polis
Anonymous No.81922161 >>81922298
If I caught an alligator I would fuck it to establish dominance
ruby !!Tb1gAo1xgNE No.81922209
>>81921488 (OP)
alligator tastes like chicken since they are both dinosaurs
Anonymous No.81922256
>>81921488 (OP)
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?

Gatorade
Anonymous No.81922265 >>81922287
>>81921558
>he will remember what I did to him and then come after me when he is big
it's a gator man, they ain't eating people on purpose
Anonymous No.81922287 >>81922306
>>81922265
how the fuck do you know faggot did you ask him
Anonymous No.81922298
>>81922161
I wonder what gator pussy feels like
Anonymous No.81922306 >>81924519
>>81922287
yeah fuckwit I did so what
Anonymous No.81922357
>>81921488 (OP)
>>81921558
based
never let these faggots forget that it us us, the mammals, that rule the planet, not the reptilian cucks
Anonymous No.81922497 >>81922656
>>81921488 (OP)
is this you friend?
Anonymous No.81922656
>>81921488 (OP)
>>81922497
answer me. its you isnt it lmao. i didnt think you even used r9k
Anonymous No.81923559
>>81921488 (OP)
>>81921558
>here i am the last vestige of the jurassic gods who was once roamed the earth
>fear me ye weak jawed feeble bodied prim- ACK AACK AAA AAAAACKKKKK
Anonymous No.81923972
>>81921558
Feed him a lot then send him on his way
Anonymous No.81923984
>>81921488 (OP)
let the nigger go, nigger
Anonymous No.81924010
>>81921598
Octopi live for 5 years max dude.
Like absolute max
Anonymous No.81924338
OP is dead, mama alligator got him.
Anonymous No.81924519
>>81922306
maybe he was fucking lying retard ofc he would say he doesn't