Thread 81922960

Sometimes I get so horny I hump my bed post but I feel perverted and pray but then I get more horny and hump while praying

>>81922960 (OP)
you need a man to hump the sin out of you

>>81922960 (OP)
Ok. Let's see the bed post. And I'm praying for you

2 things.
>Wood absorbs moisture =stanky bed posts
>Pussy splinters

>>81923016
Its metal and I wear undies

>>81922960 (OP)
wouldnt have a moid masturbation partner feel better?

>>81922980
Its just a simple Nickel-Plated Bed post

>>81922960 (OP)
t-that's kind of hot....

>>81923094
Oh okay

>It's nickle

Nickle turns green from moisture.
So you have green bed post tips now

Has anyone noticed and asked yet?

>>81922960 (OP)
you're a naughty girl. this is why you need a moid in your life to keep you from giving into your insatiable lust

Picturing a cute Choco in heat humping things and crying

>>81923167
post bed post now!!!!
please

Also how havent you figure out using the edge of the dryer yet?

>>81923094
>I wear undies
I'm praying for you to post them

>>81923281
And if you slightly screw and raise the foot of the corner you are using it will cause the dryer to rattle and buck more

yeah well i'm going to hump YOU so yeah.

>>81923299
yeah but then you ruin your dryer. just buy a dildo like a normal foid, it's way cheaper

>>81923243
Well it hasnt yet so its fine.

>>81923319
Correction, landlord/parents but the new dryer and the newer one is either shittier so it bucks more or nicer so it has more intense b
Vibe. Win win + she doesn't have a Shrek swamp themed bed frame

>>81923243
It's nickel not nickle you annoying spamming sperg

>>81923281
Did it once and it was too overstimulating

>>81923392
aww poor little foid rattled her pussy too hard on the dryer, bet she couldn't even stand up

I'm freakin out this thread got me so nervous, I use the washer and dryer a lot because I compulsively do laundry and I'm also wanting them to flood the sinks they're hooked up to so they can wash the smell of piss away because I piss in the sinks sometimes. Do my roommates just think I'm masturbating with the dryer when they hear it go off a bunch

>>81922960 (OP)
>>81923167
>>81923373
you may be black but you have a white heart op you're ok in my book

>>81923373
>It's fine
*Somebody once told me the world...*

>>81923401
don't piss in the sink you disgusting foid

>>81923277
Not sure what ur getting out of this

>>81923432
>rosary
Be real you have some religion fetish

>>81923432
>cracks and wear lines on the wall
how hard do you ram yourself against it?

>>81923432
>foids will pick a literal bed post over a robot
fvck...

>>81923430
The bathrooms upstairs tho I'm a fuckin princess I shouldn't have to walk that far, every day I smoke lots of weed, play oblivion, and pee in the sinks down here. Fuck you

>>81923392
Don't raw dog it next time use a soft touch towel barrier, fold to find the perfect level

>>81923448
You fucking kickass foid, never change.

>>81923444
Didnt think people would notice.

>>81923432
The cross bangs against the post as you hump and scrape the shit out of your wall

>>81923445
Well sex is scary and I like humping more. Maybe someone will love you anon. Do not lose hope

>>81923448
Princess don't pee in the sink

>>81923502
This princess does, eat my ass faggot

>>81922960 (OP)
tried the bed post, the dryer, everything, my god
have you read the actual bible anon?

>>81923494
may you marry a good man some day so you stop humping your bedpost

>>81923443
I have about 3(?) rosaries in my room, this one hangs on my bedpost so I can use it for bed time prayer. Shrug

Grind on moid

Funny. If you allude to being a black girl on this board your thread is the most active

>>81923569
I'm white am I still cool and based

>>81923569
I dont want to be a name fag so this is the only way anon.

>>81923533
Moids I trust
>god
>another anon I know. . .hhgfhgbnnn

>>81923621
>>81923516
a mighty questionable relationship with god that you have.

>>81923621
ew you already have a crush
leaving your thread fuck you

>>81923633
almost like she ain't a real Christian?
wooooaaaaah

anons, remember that black foids are actually retarded. Don't waste your time on them

>>81923652
believe in god and I attend church. What more do you want

>>81923680
don't ride your bed post nor any object in your house for a start

>>81923621
>another anon I know. . .hhgfhgbnnn
What is this supposed to mean?


Also everyone keeps saying your black but one shows a Pocahontas and the others latinas, so not clear on that

>>81923680
ngl doesn't mean shit.
if you genuinely care I would suggest reading the book in a more intellectual capacity and see why history was shaped by it.
the main bad guys of Christ's life were literally the clergy, and it's just as much about the reader as it is about Christ.

>>81923448
why would you piss in the sink when my mouth is perfectly usable
>>81923514
I can do that too idc

>>81923711
They are images in my phone Micheal what else do u want

>>81923690
Yeah riding moid is only to be done outside

>>81923745
moids are objects now?
sick sick ratchet female

>>81923736
Are you a cute transgender woman?

>>81923742
Are you asking if I want you to be black, Pocahontas, or Latina?

>>81923760
uncute cisgender man but I think you will find sometimes it takes a man to drink the piss

>>81923715
Not reading all that! I will reviewing a 1972 play boy
https://voca.ro/13lxHMFuq2we

>sink: full of piss
>weed: smoked
>oblivion: on
I can't believe I don't have a beautiful transgender woman here to kiss me or something I'm very cute. Are any of u trans
>>81923772
Hmmm compelling argument, I suppose I could have pissed in your mouth

>>81923771
I am black, mister mike n ike

>>81923795
I'm not transgender but I do like to dress up in girly clothes and smoke weed and piss in the sink...hmm maybe there's some correlation between pissing in the sink and wearing panties and smoking weed...

>>81923781
wouldn't an unboxing work better on camera?

>>81923833
Are you cute? Is your penis small?

>>81923844
Play pretend with me in ur head anon.

>>81923853
That's a fucking dangerous request bro lol

>>81923851
probably cute, judging by other girls being the ones who got me into crossdressing in the first place. harpies! but I'm also tall and androgynous so guys don't think I'm as cute but who cares about them lol. and my penis is pretty small when I'm soft, and then 6.5" when I'm hard so it does look good in panties they say

>>81923879
Are you circumcised? This is a deal breaker

>>81923891
>mfw cucked by the jews again
damn...

>>81923802
>Michael
>Mister Mike n ike

I feel like we have talked before ...

>>81923781
>>81923853
>"i'm divinely protected by him"
>"ooh boobs"

>>81923875
she's already implicitly made the request to everyone in this thread from the start

>>81923913
Sorry, I like tall and feminine looking but you gotta have your foreskin

>>81923915
We havent actually however ive seen you around a few times

>>81923939
even if I'm a good boy and always wear my panties to hide my shame?!?

Look at this dude
>>81923962
A real good boy would have his foreskin, sorry I don't make the rules that's just how it is

>>81923981
>A real good boy would have his foreskin, sorry I don't make the rules that's just how it is
it's NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEE my pp is even really pretty and girly

>>81924016
I've already begun flirting with the uncircumcised transgender woman I met awhile ago I'm sorry it's over you had your chance and you blew it

>>81923432
KEK I was just joking but thanks anyway anon

>>81923494
I would be gentle with you <3

>>81923690
where in the bible does it say that you can't ride your bedpost though?

>>81924034
nooooo you're a meanie, foid. hmph you won't even piss on a good boy with a cut pp?? what is this world coming to reeeeeeee

>>81924067
You're deformed I'm sorry it's honestly horrific, I'm sorry they did that to you, but they did, so I can't do this with you

>>81924056
In his bible apparently

>>81924056
Something about lust towards another and God will give your loved one to another. So I guess if you want to marry your bed post and not be with your soul mate that's fine.

>>81922960 (OP)
i'll be honest i just fucking jack off do you feel perverted for humping a bed post or just for jilling off in general? also what in the hell are you talking about

>>81922960 (OP)
Do you get wet enough to make your panties wet?

>>81924087
Let her have her dick cheese. She pisses in the sink, you're not missing out on much bud

>>81924123
In general, and I am not sure what the others are talking about rn. sometimes I lay down and hold my breath hoping itll make the weird horny feeling go away

>>81924142
I know I wouldn't actually go for a femcel, they are clearly all deranged, plus I don't live near her anyways so it's nothing but some gay erp on the robot9k board

>>81924142
Spoken like a man with no foreskin

>>81924122
that's just dumb
>>81924159
would you record your moans and post them here?

>>81924173
Oh I see leading me on huh ya little slut? You have no fuckin idea where I live for all you know I could've been lurking in your backyard watching you touch your penis when you started talking to me

>>81924159
i mean the question really is what is your relationship with lust?
horniness is pretty normal. we all get it. its how you treat yourself according to your actions

>>81924203
He's right though, you're all deranged

>>81924203
I'm not leading you on! you already rejected me because of my pp and said I wasn't even good enough to be your cute little panty boy. and I know you're not in my backyard peeping at me cause my blinds are CLOSED!

>>81924159
>In general
well okay then. i don't know what you want me to do about it, i'm a coomer so i'm probably even worse off

>>81924226
You're so right sis
>>81924234
Typical femmale, just being a tease for the hell of it. Shame on you

>>81924264
>Typical femmale, just being a tease for the hell of it
ok that is fair I do like to tease just for fun!
>Shame on you
yeah but still, you deserve it!

>>81924213
I use to get off during class by rubbing my thighs together or go rub myself in the bathroom. Not sure if that answers the question

>>81924181
Yes. And? Clean and don't have the nasty looking frenulum. I have a friend who is not circumcised and he has had girls not want to be with him because of that.
How is that a put down?

>>81924295
I don't deserve it, it's not like I was the one that circumcised you

>>81924186
It's a joke captain autismo

>>81924302
>thinks I want clean penis
Lmao

>>81924303
you deserve to be teased because you're a foid and foids are made for teasing! it's cute when you blush

it's easy to be doomed

>>81924331
I'll think of you when I flick my bean, panty boy

>>81924351
cute! I'll wear my favorite panties and think about pissing in the sink with you while touching my pp, foid

>>81924398
be careful liking girls with this Epstein drama also in the end we're going to hell for this so you can't really enjoy it, you just sort of get hooked on it. Learn to enjoy safe things.

>>81924312
What more do you want? I said you should go enjoy chewing on the cheese.

>>81924308
I know it's a joke I'm saying your joke is dumb

>>81924443
That's what makes it funny fren

>>81922960 (OP)
That's hot. Ones of my earliest faps were to old gifs and vids of women riding bed posts so I like this kind of stuff a lot. It's like horny nostalgia.