Thread 81925546

What's stopping you from shaving and showing off your butthole online for attention?

>>81925546 (OP)
shaving butthole sounds like an itchy concept

>>81925546 (OP)
i don't really see the value in it, i just want someone to give me access to their butthole

>>81925546 (OP)
I do not particularly desire attention.

>>81925565
yeah. who said I do it for attention and not an exhibition kink regardless

i'd probably do it for a big cock

>>81925546 (OP)
im a nigger

That's a lovely bussy.

The pictures of my tight hairy butthole exist in data storage databases run by the government eternally.

>>81925546 (OP)
People who publically post nudes aren't partner material

i did that when i was 19 but now its not as fun

>>81925546 (OP)
i love bussy

>>81925546 (OP)
I'm a top, there would be no point

>>81925546 (OP)
My future femanon wife wouldn't approve of that

>>81925546 (OP)
Because I'd rather demonstrate my thick creamy loads to little fags and fagettes like you instead.

i got like hank hill ass. i should, but not because people will find it hot, i think it would be funny.

like full on hank hill ass. so fucking flat and flabby.

>>81925546 (OP)
Because I dont look like that :(

>>81925546 (OP)
a better question is how do you do it
how do you shave your butthole when you can't even see it? this is advanced stuff

>>81925546 (OP)
Stretch marks and cellulite

>>81926278
lean over in the shower in a slight squat, reach between your legs and go front to back. just take your time and be careful.
another unspoken benefit to this is that you can't really get peanut-butter shag carpet syndrome if there isn't any shag carpet.

>>81926278
>>81926358
er, sorry, back to front. remaining hairs should be kind of obvious just feeling around. don't forget to get the hairs down the other side of your crack, opposite the gooch.

>>81925546 (OP)
because no woman would give me attention for it and i am straight

I have hemorrhoids and my butthole looks like an eldritch horror

>>81925546 (OP)
>What's stopping you from shaving and showing off your butthole online for attention?
idk I never was too much into butt stuff

but

I did shave and show off other parts for attention online. it was nice

>>81925546 (OP)
Why would I show my butthole for attention when instead I could just make my slave show HIS hole to me or a bunch of other strangers?

>>81927017
you'd have to have a slave to do that

>>81925546 (OP)
I actually did do this and filmed myself using anal toys. I was surprised by how easy it was to get attention from gay men even as a fat guy. It felt so good to have someone lust over me finally

>>81927046
how fat we talkin

>>81927057
I wanna say when I first did it I was like 260 lbs and 5'8. I'm 210 now but my butt pretty much looks the same with the angles and poses I was using. I was pretty careful to only showcase the ass cause the other parts of me are more masculine and could ruin the fantasy for the viewer.

Where exactly do you all go to post your lewds I could use some valdiation even if its from fags

>>81927200
Mostly /soc/ threads. There's usually a thread with a theme you can fit into and just post your Kik alongside your ass. Also reddit can be alright if you find the right subreddit. Be careful though I stopped doing it because the guys actually got really clingy and wanted to see more of my ass all the time lol it was kinda wholesome actuallt, well it made me feel good at least but it became a bit much

Just bumping because you are making an anon in another thread have a complete meltdown.

>>81927200
back in the day you'd actually get lewd fag threads all the time, instead of the fagslop lgbtraids we get spammed with now. used to be super fun but now they're all shit threads that die because they're just low effort spam with no real op.

anyways yeah idk, guess most of them moved to discord

>>81927293
link it, sounds funny to read...unless it's that schizo sperg who needs to take his meds

>>81925546 (OP)
My butthole has a grayish color.

>>81925546 (OP)
I did. pale skin and dark butthole. maybe I should bleach it.

I have ugly varicose veins and acne

poopenfarten comes from there

I don't really know how you're supposed to take a good picture of it desu, do I need to buy a tripod or some shit

>>81925546 (OP)
I have a huge hemorrhoid on my asshole.

>>81927160
>masculine and could ruin the fantasy for the viewer
???
The majority of gay guys into fats would have approved. The "guy who looks like a girl" meme is skewed towards skinny guys.

>>81925546 (OP)
because >>81926620. might try shaving for BF tho

>>81925546 (OP)
god i just want to lick everything in picrel

i do that every now and then

>>81929274
show me more plz i beg of u i need it like a camel needs water

>>81929274
plz i cant stop thinking about you i think you might be the love of my life

>>81925546 (OP)
I'd rather not shave lt

>>81925546 (OP)
because im not a foid. attention alone is not enough justification to do something, especially something degrading. I can do without. God it feels so good to be a moid. Imagine being addicted to attention. Could not be me

>>81926358
>peanut-butter shag carpet syndrome
do people really not wash their ass after using it? If you dont have a bidet then just have a quick shower. Some days I don't shower until I need to go. Way have two in one day if I know today is a Shit day. No, I don't have daily shits. It's like 2-3 a week

what would be pushing me? why would you be under the impression people who post on an anonymous forum would want attention so badly? why don't we all just post our faces then?

My assjole isn't bleached nor will I suffer for a week just for a couple measly generic ugly photos

>>81929274
wallahi, you need to be my boywife this instant
you are worth at least 3 camels!

I shave my bussy for hygiene reasons, I like it smooth it's easier to clean your butthole

I've already done it and the thrill has lessened.