Thread 81932475

My cousin has been living with me in my 2 bed room apartment while she finishes college which has finally happened. However she doesn't seem to have any desire to move out, she brings up how much she likes it here and spending time with me, how much help it is to her, etc etc. Recently she has been coming out into the living room in nothing but a bra and underwear (pic rel) or finishes showering and sits on the couch with me in nothing but a towel. Sometimes she'll put her feet/legs on my lap while we watch TV and stuff. She makes comments to the tune of "if you got a girlfriend that would be the end of me" so now im curious is she is trying to fuck me or manipulate me by flirting to convince me to have her stay. There are benefits of having her here which are:
>She cooks all the meals
>Cleans after herself and me
>Pays all utility bills/internet
>Isn't rude or a normie
>Does my laundry
Cons:
>reorganizes my furniture
>buys random plants
>watches anime all night
>blares house music
>always dancing
>walks around ludely
>occasionally gets drunk
>cries while watching stuff
>feels like I cant bring women home bc of her
>uses my computer chair/desk

>>81932475 (OP)
not reading your shitty story. maybe don't post a personal anecdote next time. here's a few bigger morons who will pretend to care, though

>>81932475 (OP)
fuck her!
fuck her NOW!
fuck her RAW!
make BABIES with her!

>>81932475 (OP)
>manipulate me by flirting to convince me to have her stay
This one, anon
>>81932475 (OP)
>occasionally gets drunk
you should use her when she's really drunk

>>81932475 (OP)
you either fuck her or bring home a girl to fuck so she can hear, make her moan as load as posible too

>>81932475 (OP)
Maybe she doesn't want to fuck you and just feels comfortable around you because you're her cousin?

>>81932537
Boo this man!
Boooooooooooo
Boooooooooooooooo

>>81932475 (OP)
Fuck your cousin, OP!

>>81932503
>>81932578
LOL and OP is a faggot

stop being a faggot and just marry her. i see no visible tattoos and shes not fat. she also cooks which is very rare for young girls to do. you should watch hentai with her

>>81932606
Beautiful gif, anon

>>81932475 (OP)
GET HER PREGNANT NOOOWWW!!!! MAKE BABIES WITH HER!!!!! FUCK HEEEERRRR!!!!
i mean seriously you're either larping or a gayhomofag if you're thinking of any other option.

>>81932475 (OP)
tell her to lose some fucking weight
>cons
>>walks around lewdly
>>feels like I cant bring women home bc of her
just fuck her at this point

>>81932537
>N-NOOOOO YOU CANT FUCK YOUR COUSIN EVEN THOUGH SHE'S BEGGING FOR IT

>>81932475 (OP)
She's daring you to take it from her.
Are you man enough?

>>81932508
I may actually do this. I wonder what her reaction would be lol
>>81932606
Not fagget
>>81932625
She watches hentai sometimes and warns me beforehand
>>81932680
She would cry if I said that to her
This is how I come home to her sitting on my couch (view from my desk)

>>81932739
okay this is 100% a larp. i feel ashamed i even replied to this garbage.

Why are you gloating on r9k?

>>81932739
just fuck her already nigga and post a greentext and webm later

>>81932752
it's a hot larp thoughbeit

>>81932780
not even, It's just lazy and coomerish

>>81932475 (OP)
why post a guy for your larp thread?

>>81932752
It isn't but I do take pics of her lewdness
>>81932760
Thought yall could impart some worldly wisdom or some anon from nyc can take her off my hands
>>81932775
Lol

>>81932860
the file names are marked screenshots and snapchat you retard

>>81932739
kys faggot

Fag

>>81932860
>Thought yall could impart some worldly wisdom or some anon from nyc can take her off my hands
I think this is fake and you're just trying to show off or indulge your fetish of showing off your gf.

>>81932860
put a hand around that waist and lay yourself on top of her NOW

is it true that white people often have sexual contact with their cousins?

>>81932880
the middle eastern region has the highest rates of inbreeding actually

>>81932880
awe dayum maine doz wyipipo be fuckihn dey cuzzins n shieeeeeeet

>>81932880
Yes us whites love incest.

>>81932860
Encourage her to get a job. Once she starts working she may get the motivation to move out on her own.

If first cousin, sleep with each other casually till both of you get actual partners.

If second cousins, or cousin in law, we'll shit just put a baby in her already.

>>81932503
>>81932508
>>81932578
>>81932606
>>81932679
>>81932680
>>81932775
>fuck your cousin
Why are there so many pakistanis on /r9k/?

>>81932475 (OP)
Fuck her or Low T

>>81932880
Southeast Asians do too.

>>81932873
Yea i took them with the camera on Snapchat and saved them. File size was too big so I screen shot them in my gallery so they fit file size limit to upload
>>81932876
Everything is always fake and gay except this

>>81932970
>Everything is always fake and gay except this
Ok gloater

>>81932970
>conveniently, my thread isnt fake guys! its real!

>>81932926
Thanks for a real response. I have been trying to help her network more and extending invitations to come out eith my colleagues. And first cousin (24) im 30

>>81932935
bloody benchod saar pelase

>>81932752
I have no idea why I am reading this at all.

Think whatever you want. There is so much larp here I dont blame you for thinking this is too except it isn't

>>81932475 (OP)
I may have gotten a bit wet to my older cousin but that does NOT mean I'm into incest

>>81932898
yes as far as i know
it not uncommon for muslims to marry their cousins
i find it weird

>>81932906
i am korean
south korea is pretty conservative and their family relationships that i see through western media seem very different from ours
(to put it nicely, they seem close and friendly)
it may be difficult to generalize perfectly, but usually after the age of 13, we hardly contact our cousins of the opposite sex and do not meet them for personal reasons
sure, i can't imagine my female cousin walking around my house wearing clothes like that
we don't even hold hands or hug our female cousins
if i make even a little toilet joke to my female cousin, she will slap me and tell my uncle and aunt about it

>>81933093
sorry you're predispositioned to being a cuck koreanon

>>81932935
Cousin fucking is based if its true love and natural.
Musims and pakis just arrange their marriages through family for generations which causes problems.

>>81932475 (OP)
>>81932970
Hot
You know what r9k wants

post more pics, op. and yes you need to fuck your cousin

>>81932962
i didn't know much about it
what i do know is that southeast asians are really close to their families
most families in south korea are nuclear families and the number of family members is very small
it's common to have an only son or only daughter and it's common to have only one or two cousins here

>>81932920
i heard that white americans in the south have a lot of children
if you have a lot of children, there is a higher chance of unwanted sexual scandals
even priests and pastors who are forced to live a pious life frequently engage in sexual misconduct, so it is not unusual for healthy young men and women(cousins) to engage in inappropriate behavior

op is a faggot. more news at 7

>>81933119
>>81933142
She is probably at home right now playing fortnite while im sitting at the office lol

>>81933280
This is your gf fucking faggot

>>81932475 (OP)
put 3 babies in her, then get a second gf and put another 3 in her to guarantee the family gene pool diversity.
cousing marriage isn't bad when done sparingly, it's not a hard rule to not unlike brother / sister.

>>81933393
Wrong cousin. Did you even read the thread?
>>81933611
You do it for me i already have my eyes set on a woman of my choice

>>81933695
>You do it for me
I don't have an income for kids rn, would (would) if I could.

>>81932475 (OP)
You know you can just write smut and post it on ao3 or something. You don't have to weirdly RP here.

>>81932475 (OP)
this thread is an act of carefully planned psychological warfare aimed at me! well im not falling for it!

>>81933695
>Wrong cousin. Did you even read the thread?
Yeah because obviously I should believe everything I see on the internet

I got home and she's already been drinking. Tonight could be the night

>>81936042
Get drunk with her and play strip poker

>>81936042
Wish you luck OP