Wife Thread 4chan Edition - /r9k/ (#81932977) [Archived: 31 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:48:17 PM No.81932977
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Choose your wife 4chan edition. You can't get divorced for 20 years. Reply with your choice below.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:49:20 PM No.81932988
>>81932977 (OP)
Just give me Agatha, we can hold hands.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:50:22 PM No.81932998
>>81932977 (OP)
I am going to chose nobody
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:51:41 PM No.81933013
>>81932977 (OP)
You should've added the tranny from the previous one to this, everyone would pick the tranny.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:51:57 PM No.81933023
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>>81932977 (OP)
they are all bad
Replies: >>81933036
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:52:50 PM No.81933036
>>81933023
These are the actual girls you can get from 4chan the descriptions are pretty accurate besides minor details.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:53:36 PM No.81933044
>>81932977 (OP)
just fucking kill me dude these threads suck every time its just kill me
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:53:54 PM No.81933054
>>81932977 (OP)
2. I'd love to urban explore with her :3
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:54:10 PM No.81933058
>>81932977 (OP)
Should probably mention 6 has fucked a streetshitter, that's worse than any body count.
Replies: >>81933078
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:54:40 PM No.81933070
>>81932977 (OP)
I only need two things, height and hips so none of them
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:54:55 PM No.81933078
>>81933058
So has 2 which is mentioned kek
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:54:56 PM No.81933079
>>81932977 (OP)
1 is good enough desu senpai. Should I even look at the rest?
Replies: >>81933126
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:55:38 PM No.81933085
Probably 6 since she seems to be the least mentally ill out of all of them, and being funny is a plus, humor is pretty important to me
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:59:09 PM No.81933121
>>81932977 (OP)
I'll take Iris, I don't know or care for any of the others and Iris actually used to talk to me. She's really nice.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:59:34 PM No.81933126
>>81933079
Alright I looked at the rest. 6 was the runner up but I still pick 1 and it's not close.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:59:39 PM No.81933129
i'm going to slit your fucking monkey throat and use your monkey head as a ventriloquist doll you FUCK subhuman piece of shit rat
Replies: >>81933146 >>81937280
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:59:49 PM No.81933131
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>>81932977 (OP)
2 because she's pathetic af
Replies: >>81933239 >>81934006
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:00:47 PM No.81933143
>>81932977 (OP)
they look like they kill children for fun
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:00:53 PM No.81933146
>>81933129
uh oh looks like you pissed off one of the egirls handlers
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:05:31 PM No.81933196
>>81932977 (OP)
I'll take 4 and make her od on fent myself it will be kino
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:07:13 PM No.81933216
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>>81932977 (OP)
All have bodycounts far too low for me. I want a real woman who has slept with at least 1000 men MINIMUM, preferable all black
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:09:48 PM No.81933239
>>81933131
she has whore dimples on her back
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:09:48 PM No.81933241
None of them want a sea monkey
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:13:30 PM No.81933274
>>81932977 (OP)
All terrible but probably 5
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:17:40 PM No.81933316
>>81932977 (OP)
Nobody wants to date these girls because the reality of 4chan girls is just too terrible.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:43:29 PM No.81933607
>>81932977 (OP)
tell me 3's name nigga i don't use /soc/ i only know iris
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:44:44 PM No.81933619
>>81932977 (OP)
None/kms. Didn't even read the choices.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:51:27 PM No.81933707
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>>81932977 (OP)
None, but I'd like to be friends with 5.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:59:18 PM No.81933799
>>81932977 (OP)
On this one ill say none of them. Marrying some 4chan egirl sounds like a cruel and unusual punishment. None of them are that hot and their minds are rotten beyond redemption.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:15:38 PM No.81934006
>>81932977 (OP)
My pick would be iris(sweet and pretty!), then #2 (so rapeable), and then finally my third choice: Ms donut.
>>81933131
So cute and rapeable, though my heart lies with sweet iris
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:36:19 PM No.81934288
>>81932977 (OP)
definitely 2... my god 2 is like the only good but legit good among the other trainwrecks
panties sniffer
7/23/2025, 10:42:19 PM No.81934366
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Can i choose tsukiko chan ? (Its picrel)
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:14:40 PM No.81934757
>>81932977 (OP)
6 would be best if not for me wanting to have white kids since I live in white country and want them to have something bigger to relate to.
1 it is then, shame about 3 and 4 because they would be better than 1, but cons are too big.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:55:27 PM No.81935245
>>81932977 (OP)
Not going to lie OP, this is rough. Last time, I would choose Brittany in a heartbeat, but this is impossible. It's like choosing how to kill yourself in the most gruesome manner possible. Maybe, possibly 1 or 6. 5 if I could rape her straight
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:03:40 AM No.81936091
>>81932977 (OP)
My ex was basically a combination of 1 & 5
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:13:52 AM No.81936221
>>81932977 (OP)
None. There are no good current egirls on 4chan/Agatha, egirl culture is dead and buried
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:20:22 AM No.81936294
>>81932977 (OP)
>Highest income is $30k
No thanks. I need an alpha female provider
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:48:28 AM No.81936666
>>81932977 (OP)
Iris
she doesnt make that much money
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:17:32 AM No.81937077
>>81932977 (OP)
There's something silly about how in all these retarded choice threads, they both make average women have big body counts and virgins to be troons
It really is a hopeless reality
Replies: >>81938361 >>81938827
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:23:37 AM No.81937171
>>81932977 (OP)
Why did you switch Ciara and Kay's heights? Whatever, still choosing Kay. I miss her antics.
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7/24/2025, 2:27:29 AM No.81937220
>>81932977 (OP)
Been here since 2014 or something Irisgang 4 ever
I bet one of these e-whores made this thread lol they always do I swear
I unironically miss Ectsy the most but wouldn't put my dick anywhere near her mostly in a brotherly way she was really sweet I used to orbit her a bit but unfortunately she had some serious fucking problems
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:28:25 AM No.81937236
>>81932977 (OP)
Second ones body count is 2 tho
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:31:33 AM No.81937280
>>81933129
Sup David
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:33:22 AM No.81937295
>>81932977 (OP)
2 if she wasn't a retard whos gotten bored of every one of her exes and if she didn't end up an online whore
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:33:30 AM No.81937296
>>81932977 (OP)
4, if she od's then get a new woman after
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:35:26 AM No.81937322
>>81932977 (OP)
I'd rather die than marry one of those failures
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:16:15 AM No.81938361
>>81937077
It's real with this one-
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:07:27 AM No.81938760
>>81932977 (OP)
Rape 2 fo sho
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:10:05 AM No.81938774
>>81932977 (OP)
I don't want any of this shit.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:17:17 AM No.81938827
>>81937077
This one features the actual "femcels" from this website though so it's true.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:23:36 AM No.81938867
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>>81932977 (OP)
Iris
but in juri Cosplay
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:46:13 AM No.81939831
>>81932977 (OP)
fuck ki marry ciara
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:49:59 AM No.81939862
>>81932977 (OP)
does anyone remember that one red head girl that posted here a few times? can't find a pic but maybe someone knows who i'm talking about. tbqh i thought it was a tranny cause her nose was kinda big but he/she was pretty cute and also nice when i interacted with them on here