Thread 81932977

Choose your wife 4chan edition. You can't get divorced for 20 years. Reply with your choice below.

>>81932977 (OP)
Just give me Agatha, we can hold hands.

>>81932977 (OP)
I am going to chose nobody

>>81932977 (OP)
You should've added the tranny from the previous one to this, everyone would pick the tranny.

>>81932977 (OP)
they are all bad

>>81933023
These are the actual girls you can get from 4chan the descriptions are pretty accurate besides minor details.

>>81932977 (OP)
just fucking kill me dude these threads suck every time its just kill me

>>81932977 (OP)
2. I'd love to urban explore with her :3

>>81932977 (OP)
Should probably mention 6 has fucked a streetshitter, that's worse than any body count.

>>81932977 (OP)
I only need two things, height and hips so none of them

>>81933058
So has 2 which is mentioned kek

>>81932977 (OP)
1 is good enough desu senpai. Should I even look at the rest?

Probably 6 since she seems to be the least mentally ill out of all of them, and being funny is a plus, humor is pretty important to me

>>81932977 (OP)
I'll take Iris, I don't know or care for any of the others and Iris actually used to talk to me. She's really nice.

>>81933079
Alright I looked at the rest. 6 was the runner up but I still pick 1 and it's not close.

i'm going to slit your fucking monkey throat and use your monkey head as a ventriloquist doll you FUCK subhuman piece of shit rat

>>81932977 (OP)
2 because she's pathetic af

>>81932977 (OP)
they look like they kill children for fun

>>81933129
uh oh looks like you pissed off one of the egirls handlers

>>81932977 (OP)
I'll take 4 and make her od on fent myself it will be kino

>>81932977 (OP)
All have bodycounts far too low for me. I want a real woman who has slept with at least 1000 men MINIMUM, preferable all black

>>81933131
she has whore dimples on her back

None of them want a sea monkey

>>81932977 (OP)
All terrible but probably 5

>>81932977 (OP)
Nobody wants to date these girls because the reality of 4chan girls is just too terrible.

>>81932977 (OP)
tell me 3's name nigga i don't use /soc/ i only know iris

>>81932977 (OP)
None/kms. Didn't even read the choices.

>>81932977 (OP)
None, but I'd like to be friends with 5.

>>81932977 (OP)
On this one ill say none of them. Marrying some 4chan egirl sounds like a cruel and unusual punishment. None of them are that hot and their minds are rotten beyond redemption.

>>81932977 (OP)
My pick would be iris(sweet and pretty!), then #2 (so rapeable), and then finally my third choice: Ms donut.
>>81933131
So cute and rapeable, though my heart lies with sweet iris

>>81932977 (OP)
definitely 2... my god 2 is like the only good but legit good among the other trainwrecks

Can i choose tsukiko chan ? (Its picrel)

>>81932977 (OP)
6 would be best if not for me wanting to have white kids since I live in white country and want them to have something bigger to relate to.
1 it is then, shame about 3 and 4 because they would be better than 1, but cons are too big.

>>81932977 (OP)
Not going to lie OP, this is rough. Last time, I would choose Brittany in a heartbeat, but this is impossible. It's like choosing how to kill yourself in the most gruesome manner possible. Maybe, possibly 1 or 6. 5 if I could rape her straight

>>81932977 (OP)
My ex was basically a combination of 1 & 5

>>81932977 (OP)
None. There are no good current egirls on 4chan/Agatha, egirl culture is dead and buried

>>81932977 (OP)
>Highest income is $30k
No thanks. I need an alpha female provider

>>81932977 (OP)
Iris
she doesnt make that much money

>>81932977 (OP)
There's something silly about how in all these retarded choice threads, they both make average women have big body counts and virgins to be troons
It really is a hopeless reality

>>81932977 (OP)
Why did you switch Ciara and Kay's heights? Whatever, still choosing Kay. I miss her antics.

>>81932977 (OP)
Been here since 2014 or something Irisgang 4 ever
I bet one of these e-whores made this thread lol they always do I swear
I unironically miss Ectsy the most but wouldn't put my dick anywhere near her mostly in a brotherly way she was really sweet I used to orbit her a bit but unfortunately she had some serious fucking problems

>>81932977 (OP)
Second ones body count is 2 tho

>>81933129
Sup David

>>81932977 (OP)
2 if she wasn't a retard whos gotten bored of every one of her exes and if she didn't end up an online whore

>>81932977 (OP)
4, if she od's then get a new woman after

>>81932977 (OP)
I'd rather die than marry one of those failures

>>81937077
It's real with this one-

>>81932977 (OP)
Rape 2 fo sho

>>81932977 (OP)
I don't want any of this shit.

>>81937077
This one features the actual "femcels" from this website though so it's true.

>>81932977 (OP)
Iris
but in juri Cosplay

>>81932977 (OP)
fuck ki marry ciara

>>81932977 (OP)
does anyone remember that one red head girl that posted here a few times? can't find a pic but maybe someone knows who i'm talking about. tbqh i thought it was a tranny cause her nose was kinda big but he/she was pretty cute and also nice when i interacted with them on here