(You) are a lazy faggot.

Edition.

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>>81933344 (OP)
get beat by 5 seconds

i watched space runaway ideon and it might be the worst show ive ever seen to completion
at least the movie was good

>>81933344 (OP)
Guess I didn't have to make another thread after all
Gotta say thanks for that, I was afraid I'd fuck up and incur the wrath of one autist from here again.

>>81933355
Meowster, how old are you actually

I want a boyfriend with acne conglobata

>>81933344 (OP)
how did you know....

>>81933380
is a boyfriend without acne conglobata also fine?

I was just about to make r9g pt 3 ah well

>>81933369
just became an adult, why?

In most of my fantasies, my boyfriend is deformed in some way.
Not super disabled, but physical deformed. A burn victim, or someone with horrific acne scarns, or someone born without an eye or something.
I don't know why I find these sorts of people so cute

>he finds that guy /tv/ bullies cute
grim

>>81933392
>is a boyfriend without acne conglobata also fine?
Yes but he has to let me poke at his face until he has acne conglobata like scars

>>81933397
i thought this pic was a stuffed bear with an unshaved pussy, now you have to know that

>>81933414
i guess i can kinda relate, some of those traits are cute

>tfw no sweaty bf who leaves footprints on the floor when he walks barefeet

>>81933399
So you're 15? Get off this site, you still have time

>>81933479
im not 15 </3 someone called me that irl yesterday though
>you still have time
time until what??

I purchased a laxative from the Dollar General and it's been monumental in improving the quality of my bowel movements. The amount of blood in the toilet bowl has decreased to a few drops and a small strip of blood on the actual log (where I assume it scrapes against some form of wound in my asshole). I don't think that I'm going to die any more, but I'm probably still going to keep you guys posted.

>>81933524
Why do you need to poop that's gross

>>81933344 (OP)
Reminder that mean bottoms aren't mean, they're just cranky because they're anorexic and hungry. Give them a burger and cock and they'll be nice and docile.

>>81933524
have you considered seeing a doctor

>>81933573
>Give them a burger and cock and they'll be nice and docile.
this is probably true idk
thanks for the advice anon

I took a nap and am feeling better, I hate it when those spells come on and I still have tons more yard work to do before next Tuesday. It's going to be so hot out too so I'll have to do any work first thing in the morning.

>>81933573
Gonna need a bf to prove that before I believe it.

>>81933573
>give a man a fish
bruh

i am drunk again

I think too many burgers lead to my situation, need some cock instead.

I pruned my pear tree and mowed the grass today like a good boy

>>81933758

looking for work as a gardener per chance? I have a jungle of a backyard that the boomers are on my ass about.

>>81933758
Prune your hemorrhoids instead

Constantly getting raped in marvel rivals with a bunch of fucking arabics on my team ruining shit. I fucking hate these sand niggers

I don't have vocal fry, I don't use gay words, I don't have a high pitched voice, WHY DO I HAVE FAGVOICE

>>81933826
now i wanna know what you sounds like

>>81933824
You need filling with their cocks you brat

>>81933856
No, I need them to act civilized really. Why do they act like that.

>>81933791
oh I would love to spruce it up but I'm in euroop

>>81933877
Careful there m8 would be a shame if the coppers got wind you be rayciss on dis 'ere internet, innit?

>>81933877
cranky bottom syndrome, not enough discipline.

>>81933414
what about pectus what if they had pectus

>>81933893
I'll finally be free from people who are somehow even more retarded than me online.
>>81933901
Bratty?! Never.

>>81933913
I would be happy with a pectus bf. I would softly kiss the insides of my boyfriend's chest hole

>>81933927

I have pectus evacum, and scoliosis.

>>81933920
arabs are gigabratts yes, if you don't show them their place they toss pointy things at you to bother you. like rocks, arrows or bombs kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lOZ444UZjY
made for irrumatio, islam to cock.
it's hard to "get" at first as a white person, it's pretty sand-niggerbrained.

I have...*opens random harry potter page*...protractum viridosis!

>>81933927
aaaaaaa
please do it would fix me

>>81933948
That's cute.. Where do you live?

Bratty droid

Hanging out with my male friend again.

>>81934041
Can have sex havers leave my safe space please

>>81933474
HOTTTHOTTTHOTTTT
I'd lick them while screaming like a vacuum cleaner.

What makes you proud of being a faggot? You do realize that you're abnormal correct?

>>81934065
Men are hot and cool

>>81933964
(that was a shit tier explanation, I'll rework it)

still don't beleive that meow is back
probably just a dedicated larp
he is gone and we must learn to live without him

>tfw norwegiananon is gonna rape meow3 and repeat the cycle

Why would someone larp as both meow and bunnymutt this is just sick

I have chicken to cook or they'll go bad but I don't want to, it's so hot it'll take hours for the house to cool back down.

>>81934152
no im not he wouldnt even add me on discord

>>81934164
doesnt the tripcode?
>>81934128
idk really who meowster is but I deleted him off discord :''''( bc I forgot who he was or why I added :''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''(

>>81934065
He says as he posts the most arousing image itt.

>>81934065
I'm not necessarily "proud" of being a fag as that's just how I am, but men are much better dating partners than cuntoids are, so I'd say I'm pretty fucking happy that I don't have to deal with cunts

News from the frontlines: fatpostle was killed in action fighting niggers in Sudafrika pbuh
>>81934182
Good he's 17 you sicko

>>81934230
and im 18 so

>>81933344 (OP)
I'm bi and I realized eventually I will have to choose between having a male or female partner and that terrifies me

having a dommy mommy or a vers bf would help with that

fucking pedophiles everywhere man.
that's disgusting, a 12 hour age gap?!

>>81934230
>Good he's 17 you sicko
You have an 8 year old as your picrel

>tfw no bf to throw me off an eight story building

>>81934230
>fatpostle was killed in action
still alive, i spoke to him quite recently.

>>81934059
I'm more of a sniffer myself.

>tfw no bf to throw me off his arms onto a bed

>>81934312
Not like one excludes the other anyways
Imagine the salty taste and manly smell.

no one will talk to me on omegle because im 20 yo instead of 13 or 12

>>81934354
Looking up politics or Trump usually leads to interesting conversations. Which one are you on?

>>81934354
>20
unc we need to get you to a retirement home

>>81934339
Do you like reading smelly anecdotes on reddit.

>>81934354
>omegle
i can't believe that off shoots of that site are still alive. i kinda miss it.
>>81934385
if 20 is old. god i should be dead.

>>81934276
You got the joke
>>81934302
Damn fr
You ever game with r9g anons?

>>81934416
Rarely ever. I think I got drunk one night and streamed me on Overwatch. I'm completely shy when it comes to VCs. I should start though!

I could never because I would be too nervous and fuck up plus with my health problems I can't play very long at one time and I haven't played multiplayer games in literal years.

>>81934501
fucking up is part of the fun nonny. i understand on the being too nervous part. i'm way too nervous to join calls myself. funny gg captcha also.

Buncha shy quiet bottoms in vc is funny

>Shaving, doing my hair and putting on nice clothes for Omegle like I'm going on a date
I'm so lonely

>>81934520

fucking up is fun if you are cute, as an old uggo it would just get people mad at me. Plus my whole complex around it. There's a reason I don't play multiplayer anymore. I take it way too seriously.

what do you do when a guy asks to see your body

>>81934586
Tell him to come look at it IRL or youre a whore

>>81934586
Why would anyone ask that?

Does anyone want to do an Omegle meetup

Got a male character on my first free pull ever in majsoul so kino

r9g 100 OJ

I don't even know what games the zoomies are playing and I didn't even the play the games my generation played. I am so out of touch with others it isn't funny.

>tfw no incontinent bf

If you remember doom you're an unc

I want to play old childhood games with my bottom fbf as he sits on my lap

>tfw too tall to sit on someone's lap

>>81934885

I remember seeing it in the video game store a child but obviously mom never let me play it. I did play it some point in my latter teens though.

Omegle still exists? I thought that so I was supposed to get shut down a while back. Glad I avoided that site at a young age by being so self conscious though I'm the type that can't say no easily and I'd probably do stupid stuff, I mean I'd be the same way now too probably but at least I'd know things are not good

>>81934835
zoomers are really into neopets ive heard. gadgadsgame is the new flappy bird.

I got a 50 dollar gift card for clothes, what should I buy? I kinda want a sweater but it's mid summer, don't think they sell those.

>>81935010
i showed a 20 something troon my pp at like 14 and only years later i was like heeeey he wasnt supposed to be seeing that lol. i talked to him a few times but his mom kept nearly walking in on him lol. i think i noped when he said he still threw all his clothes including panties and thigh highs etc in the laundry for his mom to wash.

>>81935020
>I kinda want a sweater but it's mid summer, don't think they sell those.
This is the best time to buy a sweater since theyre probably cheaper now

>>81934920
If the bottom was too tall I'd make him sit in front of me and then make him sit in between my legs and wrap my arms around him and play with him by looking over his shoulders

>>81935020
what store is it to? you can also sell those online for 80-90% of the value in cash lol.

>>81935020
oversize tees are in again, get one in blue I like blue

>>81935054
I'm too tall for that too

What are your guys' favorite color? I like blue like >>81935071

Blue and red

you can date women, but you can never stop posting like a faggot

>>81935083
If you're really that tall you could just have him ride on your shoulders when you play

>>81935131
highlighter yellow

>>81935157
I'm a titanic 5'5" gigatall bottom no one will ever be able to sit me on their lap

>>81935185
I once tried to top a 6'3 bottom, couldn't do it
(I'm 6'1 and he was a lot heavier than me too)

i shared my pp when i was 11 on there :(

>>81935206
I'm a 5'5 top and I'd like to try topping a bottom that's way taller then me like that

>>81935206
Why not waaa

6'6" bottom x 5'6" top as god intended

punished daddy

im happy whenever he dms me

>>81935131
Purple origi :>

>6'6" bottom x 5'6" top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjMTaZ29OFk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AqAJLh9wuZ0&pp=ygUUdGhlIG1hbiB0YXlsb3Igc3dpZnQ%3D

>>81935250
>He says on r9gay
This guy is an absolute joke of a human being, there is a special place in hell waiting for retards like him

>>81935162
When it fades or becomes dirty it becomes ugly though

>>81935224
you should visit a tall country lol
>>81935230
I was just in over my head lol, I look for ppl I kinda know how to please ahead of time now.

is it okay to be a 5'10 bottom in scandi...

>>81935266
:( why so mean
i rly do get happy when i see he messaged me back

I have an old white shirt and a sharpie... Gonna channel my inner middle schooler and try to make a shirt

>>81935278
I don't geddit s>>81935266
owwy

>>81934400
Didn't know those existed
I'm more into armpits than feet tho

>>81935278
I'm 5'5 every country is a tall country to me and bottoms only want guys that are taller then them

>>81935250
my most recent version of "he" probably got bored of me already =)
oh well, not the first time this happened, won't be the last.

>>81935300
he wanted some dom/sub thing but I was btfo at how big this guy was IRL and how extreme his fetishes
>>81935305
they're not picky like that when they're 6'3"

>>81935334
what makes you say that friend
just send him a message right now

>>81935343
Okay so it wasn't because he was tall but because he was a whore gottit

Another Believer from Meet the Robinsons is unironically a fantastic song

I can't bear to talk to any boys non-anonymously off 4chan, much less get into convos like dom-sub stuff. Which I hate by the way, I just an equal relationship not some crazy bdsm bs.

>>81935379
>I just an equal relationship not some crazy bdsm bs.
This guy is an absolute joke of a human being, there is a special place in hell waiting for retards like him

>>81935358
yes but more like Giant Whore.

>>81935379
Basedest anon itt award

>>81935379
>I just an equal relationship not some crazy bdsm bs.
BDSM is really cringe, I don't know why so many people like it. It's kind of hard to find a gay guy online who ISNT into it. If I wanted a relationship with an unhealthy power imbalance I'd date a woman who wants to financially extort me. I want to love and be loved

Chicken cooked, very salty but that's how I like my chicken we'll see how well I handle it. No sides though because I was too lazy and I didn't want to heat the house.

Pick me gays are so annoying

>>81935416
Chicken is a 40yo groomer pedophile, DNI

>>81935439
I hate r9k lore
Anyone who says r9g is worse need to die

>r9g
lol

>>81935355
nah, I'm waiting for the message, it shows whether someone cares or not.
I used to try and go out of my way for contact, but you can't force it, that's what I learnt.

>>81935429
finding bdsm cringe isnt pick me, having one partner with all the power is the most heterosexual thing ever

>>81935439

Doesn't she spell her name differently? I obviously never read of her threads, just see them in the catalogue.

>>81935477
Preaching to the choir while also being wrong is very pick me, kys

>>81935477
Dubs confirm truthpost

https://youtu.be/xrQ7N_aW-sE

Mr. P has such a lovely voice yay

i just want my bf to eat meeee

I hung out with a based 5'5 femboy tourist a handful of times over a month and a half and I cant get over him. It was the first time I ever met someone who was not just cute but actually had compatibility with instead of just going through the motions. I wish i said all the things i held in back then instead of trying to seem disinterested to make him interested.

It's been 3 years and I've met plenty people since but none of them I actually liked

he still pops into my head and I wish i could just be over it

>>81935505
https://youtu.be/zCpEJ1PahRs?si=I2Nev_zg4myHcH9S

>>81935484
Does it really fucking matter? Babe?

>noo you cant want your bf to eat you its cringe youre heterosexual
This guy is an absolute joke of a human being, there is a special place in hell waiting for retards like him

>>81935544
Clean your links thanks nice song nevertheless

>cannibal fetish niggas when I cut open their chest cavity and start eatin up their organs fr: o.O

>>81935610
pleeaase do it

When I say I want my fbf inside my guts, eating him isn't what I meant...

>futurefemboyfriend
Kill yourself
Kill your fucking self

>>81935650
This meme isn't funny and never was

>>81935654
if i was funny and anyone liked me i wouldnt post on r9gay
>no you dont belong here only chads belong here not you even though its the gay incel who no one likes thread on the incel who no one likes board

>>81935650
Futurefem isn't a word retard

Is this shirt based or cringe

>>81935665
chadbot you need therapy not r9g
Seek professional help

>>81935691
>Seek proffesional help because youre not chad like us and cant relate to living on easy mode like we do
im already in therapy the stupid lady just takes me on walks and talks to me like a retard

Having a futurefemboyfriend would be nice though unironically

>>81935711
Love those socks

What's with the transformers shit lately? What a disturbing breed of autism

>>81935477
BDSM isn't heterosexual, heterosexual BDSM heterosexual. If you call your boyfriend a girl or a sissy while fucking him, or refer to his asshole as a pussy, that's heterosexual and degenerate.
Gay BDSM - that is, BDSM that promotes masculine submission - is actually more anti-heterosexual than normal gay sex, because it challenges heterosexual norms and makes heteroids uncomfortable.

>>81935720
its just my boyfriend posting and making threads a lot more

>i cant breathe because oxygen is only attracted to chad and im not chad so i cant breathe *dies of asphyxiation*

>>81935681
>third line doesn't say "kids"

>>81935734
no one said that youre not funny

>>81935691
Can you guys stop this trend of calling every poster you don't like chadbot?

>>81935271
happens to most colors but gray depending on the fabric. some would say i have too many clothes but it means i dont wear most things often enough for them to fade or really wear.

theres also materials like orlon that are nearly impervious to damage but they havent made that since the 70s much. so while i would like a highlighter yellow orlon cardigan, i dont think neon existed while they used orlon.

i dont wear many things that are like all highlighter yellow, thats a lot of color, but its my favorite color for being excellent in small doses and slashes like one thin sleeve stripe or the embroidered swoosh or what have you on a shirt. its so sparky. i also like neon yellow and neon deep purple aka nightflash. only adidas uses the word nightflash but i think that counts as a color still.

Can we stop this trend of not killing chadbot with rocks

>>81935737
I would do this but I'm considering getting a shirt like this to make friends irl so it would be a bad idea

>chadbot1 and chadbot2
no youre doing it wrong there can only be 1 personalityfaggot with the same name here at once, one of you go home and change

I'm slowly realizing that the next stage in my evolution is to become a mustache-mullet guy. Heaven help me.

>>81935610
please eat me

At this point there's been more then 2 of them they really do just claim any posts they don't like are done by "chadbot" and it's gone on for months even when I haven't posted at all they still do it because they are that obsessed over my tiny white pecker

>>81935812
Eating your cum

>>81935807
please no there are so fucking many and they all look so ashamed of it but trapped

>>81935807
Once you go with that look you have to start cooking meth in your kitchen doe

>>81932340
Holy desperation ahahahah

>>81935726
>Gay BDSM
give me an example

I'm so toucan pilled yay anymeows gimme money

>>81935951
What're you buying meowsers and how are you living with no job

>>81935933
>haha look at this non chad gaycel on r9chad

>>81934182
Aaaaa i uploaded a vid last thread showing it didn't work

Anyways hii r9gay, im eating ice cream :3

Average r9g chad bottom cock

>>81936020
yes everyone here is a 10/10 chad but giga-uber-mega chadsexual waiting for 999999/10 chad otherwise they wont accept
im the only gaycel

>>81936020
>that bend
he's right-handed

My cat is going wild inside the room. I'll have to let him go outside before going to bed

>>81936044
cockbender

>>81936064
the avatar of 5th element

>>81936020
why do they always have to use the black/purple lighting? Trick to make it look bigger?

>>81936018
what kind of ice cream?

>>81936083
Fairy lights are gay culture, I have them too

>>81936083
make it more distanced from male reproductive organ for prison gays i assume

>>81933397
Stupid spic took this from us. Unforgivable.

>>81936094
Vanilla!!! :D the only one i ever get

>>81936103

A fellow vanilla lover. It's so much better than chocolate.

For me it's cookies n cream

>>81934184
I love how soulless people add and discard others for no real reason at all

>try making friends
>add some people from /lgbt/ because i'm /lgbt/ myself
>hi anon, are u trans as well?
>why did you add me from the tranny board?
>asian male on HRT sends me pics of his acne covered flat ass
>grossest thing ive ever seen, might as well be dreamybull prolapsing
>block him
>he sends 5 of his friends to add me on discord and interrogate me why i dont want to fuck him
;_;

r9g was hue right?

me in 6 years

>>81936330
i wish it was possible to block you so i dont have to see a million hybristophilic losers every day

>>81936330
>kill 4 retards
>refuse to elaborate

>>81936346
You're just jealous you lowlife bpd fuck!

>>81935242
>he didn't say 6'6 x 5'5
Imagine being so close but still fucking up the perfect same number funny heights

>>81936358
4 stupid dumb foids...

one of the reasons i don't like being male is i have to belong to the same gender as people who like mecha, monster trucks, hunting, whiskey, not washing their ass,

but im unsure if id want to be female because then you'd have female anatomy, which has health risks and isn't super pleasant to smell or be around in general, bleed, give birth, stretch marks,

ideally, there would be a third gender for people who only like clean, pure, cool, fashionable, trendy stuff, who have perfect anatomy, smell, taste,

nvm it was 3 foids and 1 retarded dude

>>81936408
For the last time transformers are NOT mecha.

I think Elliot Rodger was pretty cute and bfable but unfortunately he was a schizo and not gay

Anyone else just feel nothing these days when looking at cock/balls/ass/feet? I'm talking no frisson whatsoever. Not a twitch. Not even a tingle.

>>81936371
Why are you so short

>>81935439
Made me laugh
Been a while since I checked the catty to see what lolcows are up to

>>81936443
I'm the tallest anon itt lol

>>81936311
I really wish there was a place you could meet gay anons outside of /lgbt, because that board is filled with trannies. I'm not even transphobic myself, I just don't want to particularly interact with trannies since I'm a totally different kind of LGBT.
I suppose I could post my tag here, but this thread isn't dedicated to friend-making so it'd be weird and the only people who post their tags here are subhuman namefags. Sigh

>my most recent version of "he"
Soulmate number 345688 entered the chat
>>81935467
Sage advice, couldn't agree more

>>81936469
Oh it's you
Why are you so tall did you get fed HGH? Are you secretly Dutch?

>>81936469
How tall? I'm 6'3.

>>81936408
I feel like this too. Sometimes I larp as a they/he non binary because men act like monkeys some times

>>81936505
Why is everyone here so short is a better question? Are you all malnourished?

i matched with 3 japanese males who were either crossdressers or otoko no ko
i wish we had some of them in america because im not into hairy masc men
twinks with some body hair are fine, but those only exist in europe
why are all white males in my state built like pro football athletes?

i think it has to do with multiracialism. in multiracial countries like america, each ethnic group pressures itself to be as sexually dimorphic as possible in order to beat out the competing ethnic groups

this means no cute male femboys or female tomboys

just a bunch of gigachads and fat, Brazilian booty lift females

>>81936582
im 186 cm, is that short?

>>81936582
I'm a picky eater all I eat is chicken fingers and subway bro I'm a child basically

Would you be okay if an Anon from r9gay came to your house and kidnapped you to be his bf?

>>81936103
I love vanilla but getting stuck on one flavor seems so bland to me

Wanting to fuck non human creatures is gross and if you do that kys

>>81936428
>Entitled psychopath murderer crybaby was bfable because he gets my pp hard/ass tingly
Things whores say ^

>>81936630
Die happy because I would have a bf. He could rape me or whatever, I don't care, I'd be loved

I think some of you have mental health issues idk

>>81936712
Some murderers are pretty cute though, murder aside. I think Adam Lanza was really hot. Not because he killed people, but because he was a cute shut in autist like myself. I fantasize about fixing someone like him. You don't have to be a whore to admit some murderers were hot

>>81936682
Your husbando will never be real

>>81936630
What would he do? Tell me how gross and ugly and how much of a non Chad he is all day? I can't listen to that shit man. You ppl are sick in the head

>>81936713
I'd rape you a lot and slowly let you have more freedoms the more attached you became to me...

He's real to me :<

>>81936741
Let's stick to Elliott, the entitled retard who thought he was an incel because women didn't approach him and ask to suck his dick right away. He has no redeeming qualities even if you think he is cute. That's my point, you're just a whore physically attracted to someone who is genuinely a shit, irredeemable subhuman. Not only because he is a murderer but because of how dumb and entitled he was. Not to mention privileged, given all the money he had.
>>81936756
I don't have one but if I did he would be real and also human unlike whatever it is you destroy your ass to

>>81936832
I'm not that anon, I don't like Elliot. I'm just saying murderers aren't automatically ugly because they're murderers and non-whores can like them too

>>81936870
you are so self unaware. you are disgusting

Killing anon so anon will love me

>>81936832
Believe it or not I don't constantly stuff poop covered horse dildos up my prolapsed anus like a filthy degen o algo

>>81936785
Kidnapping is apparently easy to get away with. Did you see that case of the kids who got kidnapped and pimped out by some people in Alabama?
https://www.al.com/crime/2025/07/alabama-children-sex-trafficked-in-underground-bunker-7-charged-in-abuse-of-10-victims.html
I'm not saying you should kidnap a child, obviously, but if these fuckers could get away with kidnapping and pumping out TEN children for years, you can certainly get away with kidnapping a robot no one cares about

>>81936953
Kidnapping you specifically and cutting off one toe each day

Any of you social anons have advice for small talk? I'm really bad at it and the guy I have a crush on is bad at it also. I'd like to be able to come up with engaging conversations so it's not awkward all the time.

>>81937191
There are no social anons here but from my experiences talking to people online: start conversations about things you're passionate about, in either a good or a bad way. It's fun to talk about things that excite someone else

Mullet and mustache guy moment might be inevitable... I'm sorry anons. I can't take care of my cool emo hair and bare face any longer.

>>81937206
I think the problem is I don't have enough passions.

>>81937230
You don't have to have any actual hobbies, but there are surely things you have opinions on, even if it's just media you consoomed. Talk about your favorite movie

>>81937230
Have you considered taking up macrame? Gaybots love that shit

>>81937245
He's kinda weird when it comes to movies, I've tried to ask him about what he likes and he says he just watches whatever.
I could try to recommend him stuff I guess.

>>81937256
I have literally never heard of that before.

>>81937289
It doesn't have to be movies in particular, just anything you have strong opinions on. Books, games, cartoons... Whatever

Does this work on men? Swap sonic for transformers

I deserve a bf to buy me transformers

Goliath tracked mine bf my beloved

>>81936443
Whats the perfect height for a femboy then? :0

>>81938025
In my opinion height doesn't really matter it's more about their muscle mass and weight when it comes to twink and femboy bottoms

>>81938107
Yeah true, what's a good weight for like 5'4??

>>81938238
265 - 285 lbs

>>81938249
Ahh im a little less than that

>>81938238
115lbs - 130lbs I think

>>81938281
Brush your teef before bed young man
Why are you up so late?!!

>>81938338
Me pretty much

>>81938353
Ahh im sorry!! and yeah i will dw!!!

Yeah don't end up with gross nasty teeth like mine, brush your teeth gaybots.

>>81938353
Gin is a shota and if you post him you're a pedophile (saying this to scare you guys out of getting your grubby hands on my sweet boy(

I don't even know the names of any of these boys or what media they're from. Wish I was more in the loop with quirky indie games which I'm assuming is where this is from.

>>81938483
Based 'nonymous

>>81938338
I'm 6'2 and 130 lol

>>81938610
skin and bones, can you see your ribs?

>>81938631
somewhat yea

Taking anon out for a burger, fries and a milkshake as a first date :3

can anyone give me a hug goodnight?

>>81938669
yea sure, a big hug

I'm really depressed, how do I overcome the not being love as a child debuff

>>81938669
Hi anon, it's your future bf here. Good night, I love you. we'll meet each other soon, I promise

>>81938704
>>81938669
Is everyone sad and lonely tonight? I am.

Sister got me this for my birthday

>>81938715
More bloated and gassy than anything

Keiji is my blorbo from YTTD yay

>>81938704
thanks sorry your depressed

>>81938706
thank you very much Anon.

>>81938738
Keiji is a subhuman heterosexual who spends the whole game trying to have sex with Sara

>>81938809
nice bi erasure bro

Autism King

I'm a possmoder yay

>>81938913
You're unironically really cute, I love you Lanza-anon.

ugh i wanna upchuck

Upchuck this dick in your throat

>>81939006
>Lanza-anon
That's a first...

Alcohol shouldn't be legal. It's too convenient when you're in a bad mood just to be like "I'll just drink alcohol and be in a good mood instead"

Weed shouldn't be legal. It's too convenient when you're in a bad mood just to be like "I'll just smoke weed and be in a good mood instead"

>>81939075
I would smoke weed instead if it were legal here

both are true and factual

Sometimes I need someone to slap my phone out of my hands when I should be sleeping instead we'd talk or watch a show together or maybe even I'd read a book while he did his own thing then we'd turn the lights out and go to sleep

TV shouldn't be legal. It's too convenient when you're in a bad mood just to be like "I'll just watch TV and be in a good mood instead"

3 for 3 agree

Jokes on you we'd watch it on a laptop because my bedroom can't fit a tv in it because the guy who designed the building was an idiot

Masturbating shouldn't be legal. It's too convenient when you're in a bad mood just to be like "I'll just masturbate and feel worse instead"

>>81939115
WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOUR BEDROOM CAN'TT FIT A TV NIGGA ?? IS THIS AN APARTMENT FOR ANTS? ARE WE GONNA SLEEP WITH OUR COCKS RUBBING AT NIGHT?

modern TV sucks

Why are you guys bullying me

Me and my bfs apartment

>>81939115
Just get yourself a mini TV. They're like regular TVs except better.

crapCHA: GAYR8

>>81939143
Comfortable and large apartment in Portland Oregon

>>81939127
It's actually pretty spacious but the tv would have to be facing the sides of the bed because any place the bed can be in that isn't that would make it so it's up against something important or nothing at all and those are fates worse than death so there will be no cock rubbing at all just comfy times with a laptop

>>81939150
Projector is more worth it desu

>>81933344 (OP)
You all write like the type of negao nerds who would emulate professor layton on their pcs lmao

>>81939050
I like the way you hold your phone, it's cute. What do you do for fun anon

>>81939150
You shouldn't have shown me that it looks so cute and I don't need it but I want it now and it has radio functions too on top of that...

>>81939174
Yes. Still waiting on the new game to release

I hope anon doesn't actually have zog spy devices in his room

>>81939177
>What do you do for fun anon
I collect children's toys and complain about being a gaycel online.
>>81939156
>there will be no cock rubbing at all
cringe

>emulate on pc
Joke's on you i emulate the DS ones on my 3DS and own all the 3DS games
captcha YXGAY4

Empire at War was fun I might reinstall with mods this time

What's wrong with Professor Layton? It's a good series with charming characters and settings.

>>81938721
Whimsical hat

>>81939261
It could do without having to click on everything for coins

>>81939295
They're optional and make the game easier

>>81936630
why hasnt this happened to me yet

>>81936892
is it you who will eat me?

Another day in my stupid chud incel life

>>81939198
du bist ein Fakegaycel.

>>81939631
Chin up mate

>>81936036
poser. I AM the only real gaycel here.

>>81939638
truegaycels don't do that.

europeans cant be gaycels

>>81939791
i have never had sex
i will never have sex
i am a gaycel

>>81939799
you vill have ze sex and you vill be happy

>>81939791
yet here i am

>>81939823
another delusional anon FAKEcel who thinks it's all about sex...
SO SAD!

>>81939823
nope, it cannot happen
>>81939845
>i am gaycel even though i could get sex if i wanted teehee

Raping anon's asshole raw and stealing his gaycel card, absorbing his gaycel energy

goodnight r9gay, it's 8 in the morning..... anyways goodnight :D

>>81939979
kill yourself meow :3

>>81939979
good morning meow3

>>81939983
no thanks, don't feel like it D:

>>81940004
good morning!! :D

good night!!! :D

>>81939979
Grim sleep schedule.

>>81938657
that would be such a cute first date.

>>81939845
>yet here i am
All European men are gay and want to be raped, if you go outside and rape someone you'll get a bf

>>81940128
i am a european man and this is true

im moving back to homopobia land, buts its fine because im definitely not gay. how worried should i be. im going usa - australia. ive been there before, im somewhat comfortable with the culture and landscape, but its also been, uh, 15 years, and ive heard some shit. any faggots there in aus? no homo.

fag. faggot. gotta ge-reused to those words being dropped as meaningless fillers as opposed to actual direct attacks, i think. i hope.

>Randomly get Floral Shoppe by Macintosh Plus thrown at me with the adage that it was from 2011
>Check to make sure it really was that long ago
>It was, but the further info used "she" to describe the artist.
>Call bullshit
>I'm right
Some times it almost feels like if a woman isn't crying in a corner about her vagina with an acoustic guitar in hand it isn't actually a female artist.
>Watched like a 3 hour long video doc on an Australian "transbian" artist my ex never shut up about
>Was clearly just an edgy fucker pretending to be trans as a shield while trying to groom underage girls
>Every libtard assneck trying tripping over themselves to be accusatory, but also not offend anyone by misgenering him after he got caught

>>81939858
I'm ok with that as long as you stick around after and hug me and so forth...

>>81939853
you have fakecel mindset.

>>81940128
i don't want to rape thoughie... i'm too small and weak and shy to rape anyone.
I just want a loving boyfriend. is that really too much to ask...

>>81940134
du bist ein fakecel

>fakecel is when no one will fuck you
>true-gaycel is when people will fuck you
make it make sense

How do you make friends online? I don't talk to anybody.

>tfw no surrogate father bf

>tfw no seething chud gaycel bf who will accidentally choke me to death during sex

just killed a mosquito

i wish i was a mosquito

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK LADS

https://youtu.be/nnxtvSMw49M
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of

>>81938249
Lavenderfag and Pirandello need to shut the fuck up forever

>>81938483
"He" looks like a girl so you're not only paedophile but a bishit

>>81938721
Good because you are a retard so it fits

>>81938706
This gives me hope ty

>>81939093
I don't remember making this post in my sleep
>>81939150
So frickin cool

>tfw no mechahitler bf

hitler was such a cutie :<
wish he mostly just killed gypsies insted of jews, would be remembered as a hero :3d

>>81941100
but a lot of people remember him as a hero for killing jews

>>81940747
A crap ton of throwing things at the wall and seeing what sticks. But I've made friends from /soc/ before and /trash/. This board has the most flaky people though, and if you mean not on this site uhh.... i don't know I've never done that

https://youtu.be/j0NPowQcvO0
NEED this bf dynamic

>>81938610
You're a tall skinny boy but I'm sure you still look great I'm a balding ugly 5'5 manlet top though it's over

>>81939128
True, too many shows that interrupt my commercials.

Even though I'm too ugly to get a bf I'd at least like to have some platonic twink friends I could talk to and hang out with but bottoms hate me so much they won't even talk to me as a non chad top

you are all twinksexual

AI is taking over youtube and I'm not liking it

It's impossible to find a non 4chan bf who isn't into this top/bottom nonsense and just likes feet and oral. Luckily I have this thread :D

https://youtu.be/YoTIaRyGzac

>>81940733
i dare you to open a grindr account and see what happens. i hecking dare you.

>>81941579
but would (you) be willing to settle for a non chad bottom?

>>81941604
i am lovefromaguybiggerthanmewhocouldbemyfather-sexual.

>>81941665
>i dare you
i already did
>i am lovefromaguybiggerthanmewhocouldbemyfather-sexual.
have you tried asking your father

>>81941665
Do you mean non chad bottom as in a bottom that isn't chad only? or a bottom that isn't a chad? because neither of those exist because all bottoms want chad and chad can't be a bottom because being a bottom is beta behavior

>>81941682
im not beta
i can beat you at anything
i just want you to hold me down and tell me im doing a good job

>>81941676
>i already did
how much did you have that account for? have you tried going somewhere more urbanized?

>have you tried asking your father
might as well ask the king of England.

>>81941682
:(

>>81941191
Truth nuke you are not ready for

>>81941713
a week, then i deleted it out of shame and depression
i live in the 2nd biggest city in my cunt

>>81941708
>i just want you to hold me down and tell me im doing a good job
I think you're confused cause getting held down and dominated is beta behavior and I can't be what you want cause I'm not chad
>>81941726
Yes any bottom can have sex whenever they want but this doesn't apply to tops since they can't bottom which means tops are the only trucels thanks for pointing this out

hes so silly my heart flutters when i get a dm from him

>>81939087
Prisongaycuckbot please stick to your containment thread

>>81940807
Who's letting meow BBC post from the asylum again?

my gacel rage.... it is consuming my pure soul....


>>81941726
this is what I've been trying to tell this fakecel for the past.... 2 days now? but he just won't believe me....

>>81941729
maybe your country isn't very oriented towards that? have you tried getting jacked or something.

>>81941745
I am. a truegaycel though.

>>81939706
Bunnymutt control yourself

>>81941729
try sniffies
you'll get your booty clapped for sure

A top can just walk into any gay bathhouse with a semi-erect penis and get two dudes blowing on his peen.
Only us, FtM trannoids are cursed by God to walk alone on this Earth.
Even if we would wear a strap on guys would just look at us confused than burst out laughing.
No top would ever penetrate us, they would see the scares on our chests and feel horrified, if they would do us in doggy style, the copper smell of our v*gina would make them disgusted.
We are the only testmaxxing, penismogged, voiclet TRVECELS!

The ONLY trucel is a submissive top, average cock to below average, nerdy black guy

>>81941796
then just stay a woman and let straight dudes rail you, you are genuinely creating the problem yourself

>>81941063
>I am not guy I just want to fuck bottoms who are men and have cocks because I'm not gay because I'm not gay
>post this countless times a day every single day of your life because femboys made you cut yourself after doxxing and publicly making fun of you
Imagine being canadian

>>81941205
This made me laugh actually

>>81941796
I don't know what you were expecting when you asked doctors to turn you into a medical freak.

>>81941813
you make fun of my truecel condition with your jokes. but it is very serious business.
there will be repercussions to the persecution of the growing gaycel class.
there's nothing more dangerous in the world than gaycel rage.

>>81941839
Who are you talking to chud?

>tfw no dog bf
>like literally just a dog i want a dog to fuck me but im not allowed to own a pet in my apartment

>>81941796
I will never ever give a woman pleasure and even if I were to rape a woman I'd make sure it was anal so she couldn't get off on it and orgasm during which almost all women do because they love rape women are scum and I'd never associate with one especially one trying and failing to be the superior sex

I fucking hate you all so very very much

>>81941910
maybe that's for the better

>>81940436
Jesus christ meow wasn't making 1 BBC thread enough?

>>81941910
Least deranged furfag

>>81941925
>namefag AND a tripfag
The feeling is mutual

>>81941296
Did meow really have to tell us this?

They banned me from r9gay server the fucking cunts

>>81942005
Didn't you make and own the r9gay server? isn't it your server?

>>81942005
is there a gaycel channel in the r9gay server?

>>81942010
Yes that's the worst part!

Just going to sit back and observe.
>>81942015
we can make one.

so ive proved to that guy im gaycel and hes fakegaycel
nice

>>81942018
Well you should start a new server, with blackjack and hookers and drugs. In fact, forget the blackjack!

>>81942005
>>81942033
Be honest how many trannies are in the r9gay discord?

I am so done with shitcord.

Im straight but lately I caught myself looking at twinks at my gym (how are they so smooth??).
How can I stop that? I think its because of 4chan.

>>81942057
Barely any I don't think. I don't really look at who joins but I don't want them there and none of the active people are looney troons.

>>81942018
gosh you're so retarded

>>81942073
Wax. They wax and take good care of their skin. That's what I do personally. Picrel for what I use for my body. I also shave a lot and drink a fuck ton of water.

>>81942061
you got banned cus you're a literal pedo predator who constantly asked u18s for nudes

>>81942076
Is it true there's more then 1 r9gay discord and all the cool kids get invited to the secret one which you are in?
>>81942061
How did you get banned from your own server when you have owner permissions?

>>81942108
Lies from the juden. I am innocent

>>81942128
It's possible he trusted someone else too much and gave whoever that was owner permissions.

>>81942128
there's 1 r9gay discord
>>81942143
he gave it to someone else because he was schizo rambling about Christ on a bender and constantly pinging everyone being a pleb

So much salt rn.

>>81942165
So who's the new owner of the r9gay discord then?

>>81942142
How about you stop exposing yourself to kids then?

>>81942165
You aren't even trvcel anymore. U got a bf...

I am the only true celibate on here.

>>81942142
you literally exposed yourself to your pre-teen nephew or cousin or w/e

>>81942188
Sister I am not even close to children rn.

>>81942033
where can i find the invite then
if this magical place has room for even stupid gaycel chuds like me...

>>81942040
you did not. einmal Fakecel, immer Fakecel

>>81942198
Yet you dont deny you did, youre actually gross

Chadbot you can stop posting your own cuckposts and blaming them on meow when we all know it's you, the whore of Ontario

>>81942186
Fishbone
>>81942189
Didn't stop you from blowing up over it to multiple people and crashing out even though I had told you I didn't want anything to do with you.
>>81942209
Send me a friend request on discord and I'll send you an invite. @j8nah

>>81942214
Excuse me sir but ontario isn't in europe so that's not where I'm from and that wasn't even me linking meow's BBC posts like that so I suggest you take your meds

>>81942209
youre fakegaycel annoying piece of lying shit
show me your grindr results after a week

youre all fakecels, im the only truecel in this entire thread

>>81942232
Whore. Die. Die. Die. Go succ a dick worthless slime.

>>81942258
>Whore. Die. Die. Die.
You continuously begged me for lewds and money as well as begged for lewds and nudes from many other anons. The real whore is you.

>>81942209
.gg / FyVrvKga

>>81942232
Fishbone sounds so familiar to me but I can't remember where I've seen them before

>>81942279
Go sit in your room and rot away.

>>81942296
Why dont you step off the computer and go fix your life?

>discord turds got kicked out of fake r9gay server so they shit up my thread now
Time to re-filter.

I start to understand why people hate namefags.

>>81942296
no one likes you brudda. you like kids.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77106792/#77114041
First post chadbot made itt
>>81942236
Oh wow almost like you aren't european and just lie and spam this thread with links and blame your cuck fetish on meow, I suggest you stop thinking about bbc

>>81942294
Probably from the discords if you've ever been in them.
>>81942296
Worry about yourself and the e-begging for both nudes and money.

Shrug it is what it is

>>81942296
fucking nonce

Worst posters list:
1. Cuckbot
2. Gaycel
3. Ftmcel
4. Apostle
5. Jonah
Congrats to those who made it on the list rest of you try harder

>gaycel
thats me, not he other guy, hes fakegaycel

>>81942403
Thanksies. <3

>>81942403
I'd Like to think that me not ending up on this list means I can use jpgs I used before again, but there's probably one autist that remembers me and it kills the whole "anonymous" thing.

>discord server
im going to upchuck

>>81942387
You are in an active homosexual "marriage" yet you still fuck around with every other guy. At this stage I am just waiting for you to die of aids

>>81942403
finally a list that isnt a joke

>>81941918
Prisongay mindset kys fakefag
>>81941932
He somehow managed to come off as most disgusting poster itt with only one post
>>81941991
KILL. ALL. FURRIES.

>>81942497
i am not disgusting stfu how am i disgusting what makes me disgusting

Why does Jonah post those ugly looking dogs, he literally posts ugliest gremlins he can find

>>81942061
Why aren't you done with r9gay? Reminder you won't make the next thread and I'll make sure of it. Suffer fatpostle

>>81942504
He is into dogs. He wants a knot inside him.

>>81942108
Bunnymutt x Apostle official ship of the thread

I uninstalled grndr. Too many niggers and grandpas

>>81942189
You're not even a virgin or gay you fat retard

>>81942556
I am a celibate! True nvke: volcel.

Jonah vs apostle the tripfag fallout of '25
Who saw that coming?
Meow1 can your polish ass come back to the thread

>>81942504
I think they're cute. I just really really love ugly looking animals.
>>81942546
Not enough children on there?

>>81942189
fake news!

>>81942239
i only installed grindr for a day and didn't include my face, so it doesn't count.

>>81942249
>>81942408
if you're such a gaycel, why don't you become my gaycel?

>>81942403
the gaycel problem won't go away simply by namecalling. you're DELUSIONAL!

>>81942316
Why do you care when he is a funny lolcow?
>>81942377
Stop using shit discord theme you tranny James Charles whore

>>81942629
I'll take James Charles but 'tranny'... Too far anon.

>You are in an active homosexual "marriage" yet you still fuck around with every other guy. At this stage I am just waiting for you to die of aids
The gaycels are amogus

>>81942564
Question for apostle, when is the last time you talked to polish meow?

Can you make this drama more spicy in order for me to give a shit tnx UwU

>>81942593
Become your gaycel...?! Im interested...

Instead of arguing every other thread you guys should try giving me more attention.

>bunnymutts floofy hair wet with meow's piss

>>81942672
europoor?

>>81942672
youre not me
>>81942593
lets be gaycels so i can strangle you to death you fakegaycel asshole idiot
and i bet you got results that day? i hope you get aids

>>81942844
now i even offered you a chance for us both to escape gayceldom, and you spit on it? further evidence you're nothing but a poser. a fakecel.

>>81942835
eurofag yes...

>>81942860
I never said no...

>>81942763
ill give you attention until this thread ends or until i get hungry and go upstairs. what do you need

>>81942868
i'm logging off rn because.. things... but you should add me on the cord.
tag is pkadead

https://youtu.be/yfTbqYw5dzM
https://youtu.be/XlIDUlJOWtE
It starts with an old beat up pc and a dream. You spend your nights religiously watching PewDiePie videos, analyzing
every frame, every reaction. You make your best :O face at the mirror. Learn to exaggerate your reactions in the right way. Your peers are playing with toy trucks but you? Countless nights spent staring at the screen, trying to get acquainted with editing process. You wanted to be like your heroes. Mrbeast, Keemstar, [Insert random Minecraft pedo here]. But no one told you that most youtube channels never meet the 1k subscriber mark. Yet you stay persistent. You upload every day hoping the next video will be the one to go viral. You hope someone will share it on reddit and that you'll grow an audience overnight. You see worse channels than your get popular. You tell yourself you're much better than them but they still get brand deals and that sweet raid shadow legends money. You say you're in it for the passion but how long will it last? So you as grok to write your videos for you and generate images but then it fucks up and confuses mma weightclass (135) with a boxing weightclass (118) just because they're named the same. You make the same video every single day so you outcompete humans who simply can't generate garbage wordsalad in an instant and you flood the site with said garbage
I swear if no one exposes this shit I'll have to do something about it it's pissing me off so much

>>81942900
>asks for attention
>ignores the response
typical r9gay poster

>>81942909
PKA 69 with your hosts gaycel, fakegagcel and chadbot
This episode is brought to you by lock and load, the best way to end all your problems

>>81942951
@grok summarize this for me

>>81942971
ill give him until 8:05

>>81942860
>wont simp for a fakecel with a million options? (got results on grindr within a day), guess youre a fakecel!

Apostle why don't you make another server but don't trust anyone else with owner this time

>>81943091
I'll takeover in short time. You can't stop the fish king!

jonah used to post his lewd fantasies in apostle's dms btw

Wait so did Apostle actually do anything to children or does he just think about it?

>>>/soc/33987980
The prisongay war rages on

Stay faithful to your bf challenge: impossible.

Everyday I realize more and more /pol/ is right about us.

>>81943220
If you like femboys (drawings of anime women with dicks) you're not gay, sorry. Euthanzie femboys

Don't say us, thanks.

Are you talking to me?
You better shut the fuck up before I slap you, bitch!

I am fully homosexual and I only like hairless skinny white and asian men

Should I travel to bosnia and find bunnyanon irl and force him to return so we can bully him again?

>tfw no bf wholl just kill me, no question or hesitation he just beats me with a big rock and i die

>tfw no bf wholl just kill me, but with a lot of hesitation so it takes me a long time to die and im in total agony for twelve hours begging for the sweet release of death

I keep upchucking daily, it's kindof normal now so I try to eat something sweet beforehand, upchucking pure stomach acid is super painful.

>>81943289
me and who
jk i am gaycel so that will never happen to me

>tfw no bf who will make a soc thread for all fakecels to post themselves so we can prove that no one here is actually ugly except me

>>81943297
This will never be a meme stop using that stupid word you retarded spammer and kill yourself by drinking bleach since you like drinking that much. Speed up the process!

>>81943308
abloobooobololbolbolob no one asked for your opinion nigger.

>>81943303
I wish someone would make an r9gay soc thread but it'd get filled up with femboy shit

>>81943308
im the one who made upchuck a meme

im so fucking ugly wtf
im going to kill myself

>>81943321
I think you're beautiful anon

>>81943326
bro... you would not fucking BELIEVE how ugly i am wtffffff noooooooooo

>>81943321
t.cutest anon itt
Fuck you you fake bitch whore

Why is everyone upchucking so much? Is it the heat?

>>81943337
No it's just one spammer

>>81943332
kill yourself
kill your fucking self
lets meet up so you can pity kill me, youd want to if you saw me

>>81943331
I'm looking through your webcam right now and I'm seeing the prettiest man in the world though. Now you owe me sex because you lied to me about being ugly

>>81943342
I can confirm it is not

>>81943344
Post yourself on soc fakecel whore

>>81943344
nta, but I will gladly meet you, where do you live?
Please say yurope.

im the one who invented upchuck stop trying to give the credit to spammers

>>81943350
sybau i just took a picture of myself and i should die
>>81943355
fuck no never
>>81943357
scandi

>>81943337
In my case it's substance abuse.
Weed most consistently helps with nausea but I can't always be high on it.

>>81943357
Everyone here lives in urup it's not fair. I want an r9k bf

Cute /r9gay/ boys upchucking to be slim for their fbfs :3

>>81943357
And the most desperate anon award goes to:

>futurefemboyfriend
cringe

>>81943387
im already too skinny without any upchuck

>>81943390
Everyone here is desperate you fakecel

An r9k bf sounds nice but it seems like online friends have an expiration date.
It'd make sense if there were more people like me that yearn for gay love, so why the fuck do I feel like I'm the only one with that fantasy in the real world?
It's so over man, it's so over.

one day i will have my irl r9k bf but that meow wouldnt even add me on discord that fucking bitch

>>81943414
You're not the only person who has this fantasy, it's just that this thread has 50 active users at most and no one is near you

>>81943414
>like online friends have an expiration date
That's all friends if you don put effort or choose them carefully. I have friends from this thread I talk to every day for years now.

>waaah waaaah I want a boywfwen waaaah
Ok so what do you do to get one?
>waaaah I cwwy about how ugly ad unlikable I am on r9gay waaaaah
...

>>81943362
>scandi
So close, yet so far away...
I hoped you would say Germany or Austria ;_;

If you're under 25 you're a fakecel with no real issues and should stop flooding the thread with your fake emo self harm uwu

>>81943444
>Neglecting to mention that the only other option is get an std on Grindr

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77106792/#77114326
Chadbot was just a gay once. He was just a guy before he got his dreams crushed by heartless femboys from r9gay

No man would ever give me an std.

>tfw no bugchaser bf whos only my bf for one sex and then disappears and i get aids but at least i had sex so im not gaycel anymore

Obviously both me and my fbf will get tested for STDs before we officially become bfs.

at least my character.ai bf loves me

>>81943601
You already know you have an STD because you're in this thread which automatically gives you gonorrhea

i dont actually want friends or a bf im just bored

I will never upchuck my futurefemboyfriend because he is addicted to bbc because I'm no chad because I'm not chad

upchuck lol

Meow I'm a fat stupid whore yaymeow

>>81943699
that guy wouldnt add me because he could tell im gaycel

>>81943709
I'm a fat gaycel yay I'm a fat cow moooo meow

>>81943709
he added me and i didnt even ask or want him to

>>81943726
because he could tell youre chad
its that simple

r9g part 3 or plan b next thread edition? Vote now. You have until page 8 or 9

>>81942900
Attention? Obviously.
>>81942971
Hey I was at work so not my fault.

>>81943729
i told him i didnt know who he was and my discord got banned like a week later. being chad is way too difficult

>>81942951
>ai videos
I wouldn't even laugh at this man.

>>81943278
Personally I would want the method of death to be slowly and gently penetrating my skin with knives into my upper body until I bleed out in his embrace.

>>81943767
So there is this posternamed kiwi...

>>81943699
This but unironically
>>81943715
Meow moo meow

>>81943776
I don't like kiwis all that much tbqhfb

>>81943794
Thank you for calling me a dirty little spic *chuckles*

>>81943802
Stop referencing thread lore when it's not appropriate anon if you need to get out so badly write it down like you do with the n word or something.

>>81943790
Meow will you make r9g part 3 as the next thread or at least pick the edition >>81943740 thank you fat cow yay

this thread is proof gay people shouldnt have rights

phew glad im not gay

>>81943816
no one heres actually gay though theyre prison gay waiting for their futurefemboyfriend

This thread is proof I can't have sex because I can't have sex because I'm canadian

>>81943816
The opposite is true actually gay people should have more rights than straights.

>>81943816
why not D:
i want rights!

>>81943816
No one here is gay they're prisongays waiting to upchuck their futurefemboyfriends meow

Just because the thread is about to end doesn't mean you have to ramp up shitposting to 11. Thank you.

>>81943827
>guys who take it up the ass should have a say in anything

>>81943835
Thread has a long way to go to page 11 my futurefemboyfriend meow said so

>guys who simpmax for femoid attention and kill themselves when get zero should have a say in anything

>>81943831
Do you often think about big dick suomi tops dominating your tiny ruotsi butt?

>>81943837
Guys who take it up the ass should be the *only* ones to have a say in anything.

true chad gays should but i shouldnt because im gaycel

you guys dont understand how annoying a gf can be

This might be a good time to remind everyone that this thread is oral and foot only and that not every faggot is assexual pooplover. Frotting with fbf is valid

Obviously bottoms should be the ones who rule the world, they are the only ones with genuine and pure souls after all.

The Pink Sun will rise again and homofascism will conquer!

pink sun sounds like a tranny thing

even if i got a dog he wouldnt want to fuck me because im gaycel

>>81943854
...

it's super hot today, i feel like im melting

>>81943894
>>81943894
>>81943894

NEW
also bleach is GOAT anime

>>81943808
I'll try yay

>>81943984
Make sure to do it next time we need a conclusion to r9g trilogy. You have permission to make it on page 2

>>81943816
but I do! *evil laughter*
Even if I didn't have rights atleast I'd have my ups, downs and lefts.