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Anonymous No.81936944 >>81936964 >>81936969 >>81936970 >>81936992 >>81937001 >>81937004 >>81937099 >>81937123 >>81937274 >>81937450 >>81937480 >>81938908 >>81939085 >>81939171 >>81939325 >>81939343 >>81939408 >>81939508 >>81939644 >>81939672 >>81939758 >>81939901 >>81942630 >>81943185 >>81944027 >>81944113 >>81944272 >>81944439 >>81944602 >>81945037
What's your favorite archetype/genre of woman who may or may not exist IRL?

I'm partial to pale pudgy bedrotting hikki girlfailures who stink good
Anonymous No.81936961 >>81939572
1000 year old witches who wield the endless magic
Anonymous No.81936964 >>81937141 >>81939794 >>81944084
>>81936944 (OP)
For me, it's stoic women
Anonymous No.81936969
>>81936944 (OP)
My favourite type of girl is my chubby girlfriend
Anonymous No.81936970
>>81936944 (OP)
Remove the stink part and add them being elves and purple and scared of everything and thats my taste
Anonymous No.81936992 >>81939794
>>81936944 (OP)
Maybe it's the Millenial in me but I can never get over the Manic Pixie Dream girl
Anonymous No.81937001
>>81936944 (OP)
that same build in your picrel, able do do some kind of martial art(she needs to grapple choke and beat me) ugly as fuck too
Anonymous No.81937004 >>81937046 >>81937053 >>81939794 >>81939889 >>81942427
>>81936944 (OP)
No one "stinks good", anon.
You only think they do.... but if you actually got a whiff of them, you would cringe and recoil.
Anonymous No.81937010 >>81937055 >>81939794
petite, boyish, alt women with chopped curly hair make me shake and stammer like a retard
Anonymous No.81937046
>>81937004
A couple times in my life I have experienced good stink du qt girl and it was amazing
Anonymous No.81937053 >>81937091
>>81937004
>you would cringe and recoil.
Can confirm after having lived with a girl who only showered occasionally
Anonymous No.81937055 >>81937083
>>81937010
>this is what men are referring to when they say "boyish"
Oof
Anonymous No.81937083
>>81937055
I guess when I say boyish I mean more of a "could possibly be gay"
Anonymous No.81937091
>>81937053
Not all stink is good stink, there are natural limits

But a little funk is appreciated to set the mood
Anonymous No.81937093 >>81937273 >>81937549 >>81940169
No need to thank me. Just doing my job.
Anonymous No.81937097
Horny yandere who's obsessed over you, buys you gifts, gives you free sex and stalks you.
I literally want this in my life I'm so lonely oh my god.
Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd !!Lup2q3LQ5Kv No.81937099 >>81939572
>>81936944 (OP)
Green haired immortal 1000 year old dragon lolis that struggle with self-esteem, grief and basically see me as a pet and want to kill themselves because they envy mortals
Anonymous No.81937123
>>81936944 (OP)
>What's your favorite archetype/genre of woman who may or may not exist IRL?
Bpd.
Anonymous No.81937141 >>81937152
>>81936964
I met one of those. She's a fucking schizo. Literally . Too bad she deleted all her "religious" YouTubes. I could prove it
Anonymous No.81937152
>>81937141
>I could prove it
Tell me more, maybe I was misguided. I just want someone who could get through life together even if life gets tough.
Anonymous No.81937273
>>81937093
Make her somewhere in between that and the OP and we have a deal
Anonymous No.81937274
>>81936944 (OP)
Autistic women who are into like homestuck/madoka magica/hetalia/90s or early 2000s anime. Basically like women who used tumblr in 2010. That kind of person will always exist but any iteration of "women who uses tumblr and likes anime" from like after 2015 just does not do it for me.
Anonymous No.81937450
>>81936944 (OP)
Women who look exactly like an attractive women except for they have a dick
Anonymous No.81937480 >>81937551
>>81936944 (OP)
Nymphets
Anonymous No.81937549
>>81937093
The legs went a little too far.
Anonymous No.81937551 >>81941171
>>81937480
Yes officer, this is the post
Anonymous No.81938104
Gonna give it one bump for now
Anonymous No.81938908 >>81938919
>>81936944 (OP)
You're partial to my ex.
You get tired of it after about seven years.
Anonymous No.81938919 >>81940461
>>81938908
How did you find this lovely creature
Anonymous No.81939077
Very large intimidating, dangerous women that are really nice to me
Anonymous No.81939085 >>81939090 >>81939094 >>81939154 >>81939427 >>81940461
>>81936944 (OP)
Im actually chubby and a girl

Do men actually like this
Anonymous No.81939090
>>81939085
men like everything
Anonymous No.81939094 >>81939103
>>81939085
A fair amount do, but it depends how you carry your weight
Anonymous No.81939103 >>81939119
>>81939094
How so

What exactly do you mean
Anonymous No.81939119 >>81939206
>>81939103
Mostly whether you have nice boobs/butt, how big your stomach is in comparison, and how the weight affects your face
Anonymous No.81939154
>>81939085
Why lie about being a girl? we all know you are a tranny with a penis tryna demonize us incels to become gay. Fuck you tranny
Anonymous No.81939171
>>81936944 (OP)
You know in Transformers Beast Wars when the spider robot chick went from being bad to being sort of good? I love that shit. Villainous women that decide to throw in with the good guys but are still essentially evil. Especially if they have claws and sharp teeth.
Anonymous No.81939206 >>81939334
>>81939119
Ahh thank you I get you
Anonymous No.81939325 >>81940931 >>81940960
>>81936944 (OP)
Competent sexy chicks with guns that still have a femenine side; Revy, Ada Wong, Juli Kidman, etc
Anonymous No.81939334 >>81939380
>>81939206
why are you this retarded?
Anonymous No.81939343
>>81936944 (OP)
fat loud stinky normie girls with low self esteem who suck and fuck chad and tyrone
Anonymous No.81939380
>>81939334
Don't talk to my wife that way
Anonymous No.81939408
>>81936944 (OP)
outdoorsy nature girl who likes hiking and has a genuine passion for nature and taxonomy. basically me but if i was a girl
Anonymous No.81939427
>>81939085
I feel like I like fat girls more and more the older I get. my last situationship was an actual braphog who was somewhere 300-350 lb. her legs were so big and fat it was so sexy to me. and her fupa was like the perfect shape and size compared to her belly it was like the Fibonacci shape. after fucking her all the time I don't think I can get hard for skinny girls anymore
Anonymous No.81939432
the tomboyish girl who is simultaneously fairly athletic and outdoorsy while also being nerdy and kind. they usually have a cheery disposition.
Anonymous No.81939508 >>81939572
>>81936944 (OP)
1001 year old fox lolibabas
Anonymous No.81939572 >>81942438
>>81936961
>>81937099
>>81939508
>Conveniently 1000 years old

Hmmm
Anonymous No.81939644
>>81936944 (OP)
The woman that exists for the first 5 minutes I meet them (when they're nice at least).
Anonymous No.81939652
le braphog
Anonymous No.81939672 >>81939734
>>81936944 (OP)
The more buzzwords you add to a type of woman, the less likely that woman is to exist. I'm sure chubby hikki girlfailures exist, but you're really narrowing shit down at that point, so I'd guess the number is like 200k worldwide.
Anonymous No.81939734
>>81939672
THis is just a fun little hypothetical anon
Doom No.81939758
>>81936944 (OP)
mentally ill codependant 18-25 slavs who just need a daddy in their life and know their place. They exist I'm currently dating one
Anonymous No.81939794 >>81940945
>>81936964
gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

>>81936992
I wish they were real

>>81937004
There was a bunch of drunk girl next to me in the metro once and their smelly armpit stank the whole place and it give me the hardest boner ever. Bonus I spread the cheecks of a girl while fucking her and it's smell like she didn't washed for a week and I almost nutted intantly.

>>81937010
eeww

I like confident woman. Woman confident in their feminity, who doesn't shy away from being soft and caring, who doesn't try hard to be "strong and independant" and isn't ashamed to rely on me
Anonymous No.81939889
>>81937004
idk man, me personally I enjoy a little bit of musk. especially when the smell or anything to do with sweat is involved.
Anonymous No.81939897 >>81942612 >>81942656
I always found bitches with shaved heads hot.
Anonymous No.81939901
>>81936944 (OP)
The Gyaru/Gal that likes nerd shit and wants to bring me out of my shell
Anonymous No.81940169
>>81937093
much better anon nice
Anonymous No.81940461 >>81940480 >>81944011
>>81938919
Went to school with her, would hang out in the library and chat about anime and vidya and drawing and shit. Stayed in contact and looked her up when I moved back to my hometown like 5-6 years after graduating.
The first year or three was nice but after I stopped smoking weed, decided I wanted to stop gaining weight, and decided I wanted to get a job and get my life together, I realized I'd shackled myself to a steel ball of a girl who had no ambition or desire to live her life. She wanted fast food for every meal, she would argue with all my attempts to get her to come for a walk or come to the gym (she was going from pudgy to just straight up fat, and I didn't find her attractive anymore), she would literally argue when I wanted her to just get out of bed and play vidya, or go on a date, or do literally anything together other than bedrot. I realized I wasn't in a relationship. Couples enjoy each other's company, they don't just deteriorate in each other's presence.
Like don't get me wrong I still see the appeal, and if she was willing to put in the bare minimum of effort to keep looking good for each other and enjoy life together I'd probable still be with her, but doomscrolling with someone in the next room also doomscrolling in her pajamas all day isn't the same as being in a relationship.

>>81939085
Some guys, but there's a line between chubby and obese. Part of that line is your behavior. If you're just lethargic and lazy all the time what was once a sorta hot weight will quickly become disgusting.
Anonymous No.81940480 >>81941059
>>81940461
I am pretty active

Im good during sex too
Anonymous No.81940931
>>81939325
Oh Revy. Much like all the other women on Black Lagoon, you're so gorgeous but so scary at the same time.

But you do get bonus points for being the ride or die type for the people you care about
Anonymous No.81940945
>>81939794
>gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
But Mikasa does all that. Just that she also has a fierce side.
Anonymous No.81940960 >>81941186 >>81941412 >>81942226 >>81942647
>>81939325
Balalaika clears
Anonymous No.81941059 >>81941061
>>81940480
Sooo... you meet the criteria I just described.
If you want my attention a discord tag is a better option than these kinda replies.
Anonymous No.81941061
>>81941059
attention? idk
Anonymous No.81941171
>>81937551
Thought crimes are not punishable by law yet.
Anonymous No.81941186 >>81941202
>>81940960
You just know Balalaika is wild in bed. Unless all that fucked-up porn she had to look at (either because she was editing it or because she was scrolling through dark web shit to follow a lead) made her not to want to have sex. Which is guess is justified
Anonymous No.81941202 >>81941325
>>81941186
women like her i want to own me.
kinda like her sergeant, just beat me up and fuck me whenever you want and send me out to kill your enemies don't even clean me up after
Anonymous No.81941325 >>81941339
>>81941202
>Balalaika sends you out to shoot people while you're still covered in sexual fluids from the both of you
Sounds interesting ngl
Anonymous No.81941339 >>81941391
>>81941325
>Sounds interesting ngl
I know i had a dream about this scenario
Ever since then i train everyday for some shadow agency-coded woman to recognize me for my talents and recruit me into her death squad while she forcefully robs me of my innocence power bottom style
Anonymous No.81941391
>>81941339
Dangerously based. Just be sure to keep an eye out for any ex-Spetsnaz that fought in Afghanistan
Anonymous No.81941412 >>81941434 >>81941438
>>81940960
Since we are on the topic of crazy anime girls
Anonymous No.81941434
>>81941412
knowing Balalaika she will buckbreak her and force her to cuckquean at gunpoint while she leglocks me and steals my cum against my will
>AHHHH NOOOO BALALAIKA SENPAI HOW COULD YOU NOOOOO
Anonymous No.81941438
>>81941412
The hell do each of those grenades even do?
Anonymous No.81942226
>>81940960
I like balalaika too I just didn't want to post two examples from the same series
Anonymous No.81942427
>>81937004
Then why do I sniff my wife's ass so much when she hasn't showered in days?
Anonymous No.81942438
>>81939572
>she was a 1000 year old child you sick fuck
Anonymous No.81942612
>>81939897
i knew a girl like that in hs
downside is they have cancer
Anonymous No.81942630
>>81936944 (OP)
Nerdy autistic girls.
Anonymous No.81942647
>>81940960
i see your balalaika and raise you mukuro
Anonymous No.81942656
>>81939897
bitches with this skin texture either have the best or the worst pussy on the planet. no in-between.
Anonymous No.81943185
>>81936944 (OP)
Average build
Cool with cool interests and probably shortish hair
Not completely tomboy but kind of like the personality of a guy.
Anonymous No.81943447
A woman with a backbone. Someone who can take and give not so mild criticisms, hot takes, that kind of thing. Is that even a "female archetype"?
Anonymous No.81944011
>>81940461
obese is sexy
Anonymous No.81944027
>>81936944 (OP)
Woman who is confident outside of her feminity and identity, well-cultured yet has strong feelings of self-doubt and feelings of not meeting her ambitions. Or autist girl who is obsessed with books
Anonymous No.81944084
>>81936964
it's pronounced stoic
Anonymous No.81944113
>>81936944 (OP)
druids
sexy long lived druids with pointy ears and love handles that is
also dont care for societies shit and just wild
also cute and horny
also I NEED (MUST) tummykino
Anonymous No.81944243
introverted, affectionate, wise in some ways foolish in others. Ah such fantasy.
Anonymous No.81944272 >>81944405 >>81944468
>>81936944 (OP)
everything you named is the things im trying to change about myself, except the pale part i dont mind it, being a hikki neet actually destroyed me as a person and i dont know how people just dont mind or care about being one at all, i wish i didnt care so much and can just be who i am and also be loved by the few guys like you out there
Anonymous No.81944405
>>81944272
Guess it's not for everyone
Anonymous No.81944439
>>81936944 (OP)
Petite weeb who talks about shitty anime/manga with me
Anonymous No.81944468 >>81944533
>>81944272
>wish i didnt care so much
Nigger, self improvement isn't a bad thing.

Do your best. Get a good job, shower, take care of your health, read books. Do whatever you feel you should be doing, but do something that is important. Being a NEET blows, and NEETs are typically bad people.

t.Former NEET that now owns a house
Anonymous No.81944533 >>81944675 >>81944675
>>81944468
yea i know its not bad, i just dont think im loveable right now until i change all that stuff which really is hard because making friends and finding a potential partner in this situation is impossible, but i know it isnt hard im just very anxious, and i actually got a part time job im starting soon so im trying, glad you didnt stay stuck in a neet mindset like most do, congrats :D
Anonymous No.81944602
>>81936944 (OP)
A short, pale, black-haired, blue-eyed girl absolutely destroys me. But short, petite girls in general are my kryptonite (I'm a 6'2" white guy)
Anonymous No.81944675 >>81944768
>>81944533
>dont think im loveable right now until i change all that stuff
I feel that. I've been putting off getting back into dating for... well for about three years. Don't know if I'll ever be satisfied enough to really give it an effort again

People say that you should learn to love yourself and be open to the idea. Maybe one of these days I'll listen.

>>81944533
>just very anxious, and i actually got a part time job im starting soon
Well congrats, I hope that anxiety fades. Is the job in a field you're interested in or is it just something to get some spending money?

>glad you didnt stay stuck in a neet mindset
I appreciate that. I felt like I was gonna die coming out of it, but I worked out a lot better for me and I think I'm a better person in almost every way now.
Anonymous No.81944768 >>81944908
>>81944675
the job is cleaning hotel rooms, not super interested in cleaning and an entree level job but im 20 and really have no experience for anything else, so its mainly just for me to just be out of the house and socializing at least a bit, and actually feeling better about myself for doing something productive and good with my time, and of course the spending money too and to help my parents with bills
>I think Im a better person in almost every way now.
thats how im starting to feel already, really excited to have some change in my life (:
Anonymous No.81944908
>>81944768
>20 and really have no experience for anything else
Not having much experience at 20 isn't too bad. I'd try to find a real boy career before you hit 24ish though, assuming you want to be working. Otherwise you should find a good fella that wants to play bread winner, but that's a bit of a gamble and a challenge.

>the spending money too and to help my parents with bills
In my experience, contributing to the house did a lot for my self esteem. Plus you get a bit more bargaining power with your folks.

>already, really excited to have some change in my life
It's always nice. I've been stuck in a pit for about a solid year but I'm about to take a crack at my dream job, so I'm hopeful that things are about to get better. I hope you like your new job and that it does you good. Try to keep an eye out for good prospects while you're working there. Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the easiest ways to move up in the world
Anonymous No.81945037
>>81936944 (OP)
big breasted older women boss.
(secretly fears never getting married)