You wake up as Hitler, what's the first thing you do?

>>81937201 (OP)
Date a cute virgin brown eyed girl

smoke weed and gas some joos

I amend mein kampf to declare Italians and Greeks as 200% white

>>81937201 (OP)
Probably eat some nice sausages and beer.

>>81937264
bratwurst und bier

>You wake up as Hitler, what's the first thing you do?
smoke weed and gas some joos

>>81937201 (OP)
Take a piss since I just woke up and I always gotta piss in the morning.

>>81937201 (OP)
Scream out loud:

JUUUUUUUUDEEEEN

https://voca.ro/19LtOv3bIwVo

I ASK YOU: DO YOU WANT TOTAL WAR?! DO YOU WANT IT, IF NECESSARY, MORE TOTAL AND RADICAL THAN ANYTHING THAT WE CAN YET TODAY EVEN CONCEIVE?!

:3

I suck...despite having (half) of the purest aryan (lithuanian) genetics I did not inherit the Fuhrer's impeccable orator abilities

Seriously though that guy wasn't even that smart was a fucking antisocial autist even for his time literal incel that got rejected by every woman he courted and was considered 'strange' by all who knew him in the army he only ever truly loved his dog (lol) he literally dumped all 100 of his points in social/charisma/charm got groomed by Dietrich Eckart I dunno if I spawned in his flesh tomorrow with his build I would probably see if I can start a cult or something like L Ron Hubbard or Doma from Demon Slayer seriously though that guy was fucked

Hitler was a sensitive man Hitler was a sensitive man Hitler was a sensitive man Hitler was a sensitive man

>>81937201 (OP)
GTG TJD
271k no more.

>>81937201 (OP)
Abandon my struggle and live a comfortable life in Argentina.

Wake up again and find someone

>>81937201 (OP)
Remind myself not to invade Russia.

>>81937201 (OP)
Does this happen in the modern day or during WW2? And do I know German now?

>>81937201 (OP)
do cocaine and rape jewish women

fly to Japan and play pachinko

>>81937201 (OP)
Fuhrer cake and meth.