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Anonymous No.81937201 >>81937213 >>81937264 >>81937364 >>81937402 >>81937462 >>81937712 >>81937846 >>81938186 >>81938375 >>81938806
You wake up as Hitler, what's the first thing you do?
Anonymous No.81937213
>>81937201 (OP)
Date a cute virgin brown eyed girl
Anonymous No.81937223
smoke weed and gas some joos
Anonymous No.81937231
I amend mein kampf to declare Italians and Greeks as 200% white
Anonymous No.81937264 >>81937305
>>81937201 (OP)
Probably eat some nice sausages and beer.
Anonymous No.81937305
>>81937264
bratwurst und bier
Anonymous No.81937320
>You wake up as Hitler, what's the first thing you do?
smoke weed and gas some joos
Anonymous No.81937364
>>81937201 (OP)
Take a piss since I just woke up and I always gotta piss in the morning.
Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd !!Lup2q3LQ5Kv No.81937402
>>81937201 (OP)
Scream out loud:

JUUUUUUUUDEEEEN

https://voca.ro/19LtOv3bIwVo

I ASK YOU: DO YOU WANT TOTAL WAR?! DO YOU WANT IT, IF NECESSARY, MORE TOTAL AND RADICAL THAN ANYTHING THAT WE CAN YET TODAY EVEN CONCEIVE?!

:3

I suck...despite having (half) of the purest aryan (lithuanian) genetics I did not inherit the Fuhrer's impeccable orator abilities

Seriously though that guy wasn't even that smart was a fucking antisocial autist even for his time literal incel that got rejected by every woman he courted and was considered 'strange' by all who knew him in the army he only ever truly loved his dog (lol) he literally dumped all 100 of his points in social/charisma/charm got groomed by Dietrich Eckart I dunno if I spawned in his flesh tomorrow with his build I would probably see if I can start a cult or something like L Ron Hubbard or Doma from Demon Slayer seriously though that guy was fucked

Hitler was a sensitive man Hitler was a sensitive man Hitler was a sensitive man Hitler was a sensitive man
Anonymous No.81937462
>>81937201 (OP)
GTG TJD
271k no more.
Anonymous No.81937712
>>81937201 (OP)
Abandon my struggle and live a comfortable life in Argentina.
Anonymous No.81937814
Wake up again and find someone
Anonymous No.81937846
>>81937201 (OP)
Remind myself not to invade Russia.
Anonymous No.81938186
>>81937201 (OP)
Does this happen in the modern day or during WW2? And do I know German now?
Anonymous No.81938375
>>81937201 (OP)
do cocaine and rape jewish women
Anonymous No.81938757
fly to Japan and play pachinko
Anonymous No.81938806
>>81937201 (OP)
Fuhrer cake and meth.