Thread 81941952 - /r9k/ [Archived: 195 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:46:34 PM No.81941952
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Will girls stop thinking I'm a creep if I start by telling them they smell nice instead of asking them out?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:48:07 PM No.81941967
>>81941952 (OP)
lol, listening to women is the fastest way to destroy your life
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:51:38 PM No.81941999
>>81941952 (OP)
>tell her she smells really nice
That's the worst piece of advice I've ever heard. Maybe if your goal was to get pepper-sprayed and feel like a creep for a long time afterwards.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:53:40 PM No.81942012
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>>81941952 (OP)
"You smell really nice" is the best line to use if you want to speedrun getting maced.
Some bluepilled loser will listen to this dogshit advice too.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:58:37 PM No.81942062
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>>81941952 (OP)
Yes. Be sure to say it in a deep voice to signal your masculinity.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:18:51 PM No.81942273
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"You smell really nice."
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:22:48 PM No.81942317
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Literaly this meme
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:25:50 PM No.81942351
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>>81941952 (OP)
Me laughing at the people who fell for this
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:29:28 PM No.81942391
>>81942062
Scoot closer and make sure to get a good whiff of her hair. You wouldnt want to be lying after all.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:01:29 PM No.81942609
>>81941952 (OP)
All women would be autismcels as men
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:03:51 PM No.81942628
>>81941952 (OP)
Are women misleading men on purpose or are they actually this clueless about what they actually want?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:09:42 PM No.81942655
>>81942628
The latter, women are not above fibbing but they want to seem knowledgeable about dating. Same reason women love to matchmake.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:14:17 PM No.81942683
I want to kill women and rip their uteruses out in garries mod
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:15:54 PM No.81942692
>>81941952 (OP)
Yes. Women put a lot of effort into smelling good and they appreciate when that effort is acknowledged. Go for it anon, and let us know how it goes!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:16:04 PM No.81942694
>>81941952 (OP)
Smellfags creep me the fuck out
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:18:22 PM No.81942712
>>81942694
For some reason older black guys always have the best cologne and it gives me mixed emotions. I'm a huge smellfag I once dumped a guy because his breath smelled like milk all the time
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:18:37 PM No.81942713
>>81942628
She seems pretty honest. She wants to be left alone except for when you boost her ego by approaching and complimenting her, but if you're not chad she reserves the full right to just ignore you because you're less than dirt to her and not worth the time of day
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:22:20 PM No.81942738
>>81942712
The older black guys probably know their shit when it comes to dressing up or cologne, they were all about that back in the day.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:36:13 PM No.81942832
>>81942012
LOL HAHAAAHAH
she is way out of his league, wtf was he thinking, she is like a 9 and he is a fucking 0.