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Anonymous No.81942965 [Report] >>81942978 >>81942981 >>81942986 >>81943077 >>81943104 >>81943898 >>81944057 >>81945163
Your male rival has this. How do you respond?
Anonymous No.81942978 [Report] >>81942984
>>81942965 (OP)
knock him out and cut his dick off
Anonymous No.81942981 [Report]
>>81942965 (OP)
>How do you respond?
pretty simple
Anonymous No.81942984 [Report]
>>81942978
Dangerously based but also excessive.
Anonymous No.81942985 [Report] >>81943004
guys 5'6 thats only a 5 inch penis
Anonymous No.81942986 [Report] >>81942996
>>81942965 (OP)
Why is his erect dick dangling down? Did he have his ligaments cut to get a bit of extra length?
Anonymous No.81942996 [Report] >>81943032
>>81942986
No thats very typical for huge dicks. That they hang until 60-70% hardness at full length and going to full hardness makes the dick rise up
T. Cocklustexpert
Anonymous No.81943004 [Report]
>>81942985
For a 5" penis to look like this hed have to be 3 feet tall.
Anonymous No.81943032 [Report]
>>81942996
My dick is either on the larger end of normal or lower end of large (7x5.5 measured by a third party), and it starts to gradually point higher the more erect it gets. I think there's something wrong with the dick of the guy in the OP.
Anonymous No.81943077 [Report]
>>81942965 (OP)
I would probably call him a fucking fag and curbstomp him.
Anonymous No.81943104 [Report]
>>81942965 (OP)
Teleport behind him, hit his balls and say "nuttin' testicle, kid"
Anonymous No.81943809 [Report]
Why is your only response to him having a monstercock, killing him? Size doesnt matter, right?
Anonymous No.81943898 [Report]
>>81942965 (OP)
Invite him to a mutual jerk off session, obviously?
Anonymous No.81943933 [Report]
>rival
wtf am i a pokemon trainer or something?
Anonymous No.81944057 [Report]
>>81942965 (OP)
wish i had a rival. everyone is so lame i used to have a rival but hes a gay bottom now so i think that means i surpassed him? this is an ugly penis but i believe the point youre trying to make is if he had a good penis so ill pretend you posted a good penis. my response is i have a cute face and good personality so girls actually talk to me unlike the barbarian with the big dick no one except his doctor once a year will ever see
Anonymous No.81945163 [Report]
>>81942965 (OP)
I guess I've got to kill him, I can't compete with that.