Your male rival has this. How do you respond?

>>81942965 (OP)
knock him out and cut his dick off

>>81942965 (OP)
>How do you respond?
pretty simple

>>81942978
Dangerously based but also excessive.

guys 5'6 thats only a 5 inch penis

>>81942965 (OP)
Why is his erect dick dangling down? Did he have his ligaments cut to get a bit of extra length?

>>81942986
No thats very typical for huge dicks. That they hang until 60-70% hardness at full length and going to full hardness makes the dick rise up
T. Cocklustexpert

>>81942985
For a 5" penis to look like this hed have to be 3 feet tall.

>>81942996
My dick is either on the larger end of normal or lower end of large (7x5.5 measured by a third party), and it starts to gradually point higher the more erect it gets. I think there's something wrong with the dick of the guy in the OP.

>>81942965 (OP)
I would probably call him a fucking fag and curbstomp him.

>>81942965 (OP)
Teleport behind him, hit his balls and say "nuttin' testicle, kid"

Why is your only response to him having a monstercock, killing him? Size doesnt matter, right?

>>81942965 (OP)
Invite him to a mutual jerk off session, obviously?

>rival
wtf am i a pokemon trainer or something?

>>81942965 (OP)
wish i had a rival. everyone is so lame i used to have a rival but hes a gay bottom now so i think that means i surpassed him? this is an ugly penis but i believe the point youre trying to make is if he had a good penis so ill pretend you posted a good penis. my response is i have a cute face and good personality so girls actually talk to me unlike the barbarian with the big dick no one except his doctor once a year will ever see

>>81942965 (OP)
I guess I've got to kill him, I can't compete with that.