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Anonymous No.81943169 >>81943210 >>81943238 >>81943445 >>81943546
>you see a cute girl sit across you at a cafe you are at
W now?
Anonymous No.81943189 >>81943202
no hesitation kill myself on the spot
Anonymous No.81943202
>>81943189
Objectively correct answer
Anonymous No.81943210
>>81943169 (OP)
start having stomach growls and nasty farts, turn red from embarrassment and ultra focus on a spot on the ground, wait for her to leave, then try acting normal again
Anonymous No.81943211
Easy, I move to a different table
Anonymous No.81943238
>>81943169 (OP)
introduce myself. She likely has an ulterior motive. I'll hear her out
Anonymous No.81943445
>>81943169 (OP)
Think nothing of it and go on about my day.
Anonymous No.81943546
>>81943169 (OP)
>Heil Hitler foid. Wanna breed to continue the aryan race?