how is /r9k/ celebrating today?

>>81943481 (OP)
with a starbucks latte

I feel bad that Our Blessed Elliot wouldn't bite the bullet and fuck a hooker.
He may have become fuckable to foids in his 30s, but it was too far away for Him.
I'm certainly glad that I fucked escorts, otherwise I'd have ER'd a long time ago, had I still been a virgin at almost 39 now.

>>81943481 (OP)
Happy birthday Saint Elliot

>celebrating the birth of a spoiled mutt who, despite everything, couldn't do shit properly

>>81943481 (OP)
I don't like to associate with 'people' like him (americans).

>>81943481 (OP)
If he was in prison he'd be loved, that's the depressing thing.

>>81944971
No lol, he'd have been raped

>>81944799
leave
you are not welcome here tourist

>>81945162
I'm just keeping it real :-)

no one really cares about elliot here now
Why do you guys think that it?

>>81945607
Old 4chan died when election tourists and Facebook normies flooded in.

>>81943481 (OP)
Haha
Gonna co cruise in my car and look at myself in the rear view

>>81943481 (OP)
This guy is such a fucking troll

I'll hop on NFS and make a murdered out BMW to crash into cops with

>>81943481 (OP)

Should've fistfought a chad if he wanted to assert
his dominance.

this pretentious faggot means nothing to me, I'm more of an eggman guy

>>81945607
probably because what he did doesn't mean shit compared to what you schizos are doing today.

By laughing about this shit time and time again. His manifesto should become a comedy movie.

>>81943481 (OP)
On one hand I feel bad for him, because he had to suffer badly through the same circumstances I did (and continue to do), but on the other hand reading how he was processing those horrible feelings indicated that he was clearly insane. And he committed heinous actions, which I just cannot get behind. At the end of his life he became a horrible irredeemable person. I'm an incel, but he's no "saint" of mine.

>>81945607
YOU'RE A FUCKING FAKECEL NORMALFAG NIGGER REAL ROBOTS WANT TO BASH FOID HEADS WITH HAMMERS AND BLACKMAIL STUPID TOURISTS LIKE YOU INTO TAKING HRT AND RIDING A HORSE DILDOS IN DISCORD VC YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK

>>81944971
Would he though? How embarrassing and cringe would the victim impact statements at the trial be? you seen the ones at Kohberger's trial? what a total joke

>>81945607
>now
He was only a lolcow then and he still is now. His legacy of being the loser of the losers will never go away.

>listening to his sister have sex
>going across state lines to buy hundreds of dollars in lottery tickets
>breaking his leg when he tried to push others off the porch, only to be pushed himself
>dropping out of classes because he saw a couple there talking
>didn't even approach a single girl
>one girl named in his manifesto did not even remember him at all

>>81945801
I don't think chads fight fair and square. didn't they gang up and toss ER off a balcony?

>>81946766
Why didn't he break the door down and tell them to gtfo of his house

>>81943481 (OP)
genuinely surprised not one smartass chimed in with
>having sex!
yet

>>81943481 (OP)
>Hulk Hogan died on Elliot's bday
What an honor!

>>81948360
And now, he's laughing at Elliott for being a loser incel and not a Chad of Chads like he is.

>>81948371
>Chad of Chads
But he's a MAGAtard

>>81948653
Thats not a very right on post, brother

>>81945162
Not him but you need to leave. Elliot was a faggot and I'd relish choking him out till he convulses