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Anonymous No.81943481 [Report] >>81943579 >>81944632 >>81944960 >>81944971 >>81945633 >>81945644 >>81945801 >>81946844 >>81947549 >>81948360
how is /r9k/ celebrating today?
Anonymous No.81943579 [Report]
>>81943481 (OP)
with a starbucks latte
Anonymous No.81944607 [Report]
I feel bad that Our Blessed Elliot wouldn't bite the bullet and fuck a hooker.
He may have become fuckable to foids in his 30s, but it was too far away for Him.
I'm certainly glad that I fucked escorts, otherwise I'd have ER'd a long time ago, had I still been a virgin at almost 39 now.
Anonymous No.81944632 [Report]
>>81943481 (OP)
Happy birthday Saint Elliot
Anonymous No.81944799 [Report] >>81945162
>celebrating the birth of a spoiled mutt who, despite everything, couldn't do shit properly
Anonymous No.81944960 [Report]
>>81943481 (OP)
I don't like to associate with 'people' like him (americans).
Anonymous No.81944971 [Report] >>81945152 >>81947055
>>81943481 (OP)
If he was in prison he'd be loved, that's the depressing thing.
Anonymous No.81945152 [Report]
>>81944971
No lol, he'd have been raped
Anonymous No.81945162 [Report] >>81945337 >>81949027
>>81944799
leave
you are not welcome here tourist
Anonymous No.81945337 [Report]
>>81945162
I'm just keeping it real :-)
Anonymous No.81945607 [Report] >>81945627 >>81946753 >>81946949 >>81947058
no one really cares about elliot here now
Why do you guys think that it?
Anonymous No.81945627 [Report]
>>81945607
Old 4chan died when election tourists and Facebook normies flooded in.
Anonymous No.81945633 [Report]
>>81943481 (OP)
Haha
Gonna co cruise in my car and look at myself in the rear view
An0nymous No.81945644 [Report]
>>81943481 (OP)
This guy is such a fucking troll
Anonymous No.81945651 [Report]
I'll hop on NFS and make a murdered out BMW to crash into cops with
Anonymous No.81945801 [Report] >>81947070
>>81943481 (OP)

Should've fistfought a chad if he wanted to assert
his dominance.
Anonymous No.81945809 [Report]
this pretentious faggot means nothing to me, I'm more of an eggman guy
Anonymous No.81946753 [Report]
>>81945607
probably because what he did doesn't mean shit compared to what you schizos are doing today.
Anonymous No.81946766 [Report] >>81947088
By laughing about this shit time and time again. His manifesto should become a comedy movie.
Anonymous No.81946844 [Report]
>>81943481 (OP)
On one hand I feel bad for him, because he had to suffer badly through the same circumstances I did (and continue to do), but on the other hand reading how he was processing those horrible feelings indicated that he was clearly insane. And he committed heinous actions, which I just cannot get behind. At the end of his life he became a horrible irredeemable person. I'm an incel, but he's no "saint" of mine.
Anonymous No.81946949 [Report]
>>81945607
YOU'RE A FUCKING FAKECEL NORMALFAG NIGGER REAL ROBOTS WANT TO BASH FOID HEADS WITH HAMMERS AND BLACKMAIL STUPID TOURISTS LIKE YOU INTO TAKING HRT AND RIDING A HORSE DILDOS IN DISCORD VC YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK
Anonymous No.81947055 [Report]
>>81944971
Would he though? How embarrassing and cringe would the victim impact statements at the trial be? you seen the ones at Kohberger's trial? what a total joke
Anonymous No.81947058 [Report]
>>81945607
>now
He was only a lolcow then and he still is now. His legacy of being the loser of the losers will never go away.

>listening to his sister have sex
>going across state lines to buy hundreds of dollars in lottery tickets
>breaking his leg when he tried to push others off the porch, only to be pushed himself
>dropping out of classes because he saw a couple there talking
>didn't even approach a single girl
>one girl named in his manifesto did not even remember him at all
Anonymous No.81947070 [Report]
>>81945801
I don't think chads fight fair and square. didn't they gang up and toss ER off a balcony?
Anonymous No.81947088 [Report]
>>81946766
Why didn't he break the door down and tell them to gtfo of his house
Anonymous No.81947549 [Report]
>>81943481 (OP)
genuinely surprised not one smartass chimed in with
>having sex!
yet
Anonymous No.81948360 [Report] >>81948371
>>81943481 (OP)
>Hulk Hogan died on Elliot's bday
What an honor!
Anonymous No.81948371 [Report] >>81948653
>>81948360
And now, he's laughing at Elliott for being a loser incel and not a Chad of Chads like he is.
Anonymous No.81948653 [Report] >>81948887
>>81948371
>Chad of Chads
But he's a MAGAtard
Anonymous No.81948887 [Report]
>>81948653
Thats not a very right on post, brother
Anonymous No.81949027 [Report]
>>81945162
Not him but you need to leave. Elliot was a faggot and I'd relish choking him out till he convulses