tfw no Shunsui bf Edition

Thread Question:
How do you imagine your bf dresses?

Thread Music:
>https://youtu.be/7xVvGln_FIE?si=vMa_febs7AFWWlNK

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>>81933344

First for love and peace on planet earth!!!

>>81943910
steven universe??? :0

third for Total Straggot Death, Total Nigger Death, Total Zionist Death!

reply to this post with a picture of your used underwear

Thread question should've been something better like what superpower would you like to have or what is your favourite dinosaur. Hmph!

Bleach? But it's already pink

>third for Total Straggot Death, Total Nigger Death, Total Zionist Death! also I am a queer

>>81943894 (OP)
This isn't any of the two promised editions kill yourself retard

^crybaby waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>tfw no guardian angel bf

>>81944014
ikr :C

bye guys it as nice

>tfw no clanker robobro manmachine bf

>>81944076
Bye Anon, I will miss posting with you. QAQ

>tfw no stallion bf

>>81944076
Goodbye Jonah (unless he gets a vpn.)

>>81944114
ill report him to the gov if he does

>first free day after 12 days of work...
>feel like i have to force myself to do something productive
>just lurk and browse boring image boards instead of reading book or working out

>>81944120
'eport him to da gov'nah? Kinda rude innit?

pictured: your future top bf

>>81943894 (OP)
Would you rather a mouse bf or a doggy bf?

>>81944170
He must have used a cage to get this small. No way he was born this way

>>81944143
repoor 'im
but yes

>>81944170
How did you get this video of me waa

>>81944170
where did you get this vid of me wtf?? delete this!!

>>81944170
He easly cockmogs me, its so over...

Just woke up award
>>81944076
Oh no... what will we do without them
Range ban the entire southern hemisphere next thanks

Marge....why does every bottom want a 0inch penis?

>all day no customers
>end of shift they start swarming like zombies
Yay

>>81944174
Mouse bf sounds cute.
He would be too small for the shelfs so I would always have to lift him up, I would playfully make fun of him for shopping at the children's section for clothing, he would constantly complain about me trying to feed him cheese (mice don't like cheese, that's just a misconception), any time we cook together I would call him Ratatouille, I would listen to his racist ramblings about cats and dogs...
Mouse bf sounds nice.

We could've let meow conclude his trilogy which was over a year in the making but this absolute faggot decided to make his shitty thread instead. And he used an ugly bleach character tho they all ugly except maybe grimmjow and hitsugaya

My sword is Ichigo's

how would you kill your futurefemboyfriend?

im eating bubbly chocolate :3 best chocolate ever

>>81944386
How many hours of sleep

>>81944391
i got eight last night

>>81944225
smoke some weed with him, make him relaxed, start making out with him and during sex wrap a belt around his neck and choke him to death.
i would eat his corpse to get rid of the evidence, and make accessories out of his hair and bones

>>81944375
strangulation by pp.

5 for me today...cursed surprise morning shift.
>tfw no bf to fall on and instantly fall asleep

>>81944407
you replied wrong fucking failed life loser retard

>>81944391
how about you anon? how did you sleep? ^^

>>81944407
shit
was meant for this >>81944375

>>81944417
awh okay :/ i hope you have an easy day today and get good sleep next night anon
how's your day been so far?

>>81944434
>>81944444
meow you wont add me on discord you nigger i just wanted to goo n the roller coaster with you oh my god im cyring you ficking monsteerrrr.... ewuhghgh eeeuehghghghgh waaaa waaaaaaaaaaah

>>81943435
I understand that but people just get bored of me/get the ick and leave me after some time.
I assume it's a part of the autism curse to subconciously put people off unless I micromanage every aspect of my personality to be as inoffensive as possible.

I feel like a creepy loser just sharing the thread with cute femboys.

>>81944464
if its any consolation this is me

there are no femboys here, only creepy uncles

>>81944456
your discord literally didn't work :C
>>81932900

>>81944434
8 as well, I wish I didn't need to ever sleep though
I am better nocturnal

>>81944464
This but with short virgin tops ITT.

I normally get 8 hours of sleep but I wake up several times during the night for various reasons.

short men are pretty awesome not sure what the big deal is, I'd have to bend down to hold their hand or to kiss but horizontally it doesn't matter at all ;p

Imagine your top bf having to strain to kiss you on the lips...

>Imagine your top bf
I can't.

I wouldn't mind a short top bf, not all of us bottoms are shallow. I'm short myself so he's have to be very short to struggle to kiss me. In fact normally he'd have to bend down to do so.

>>81944485
>to ever sleep though, I am better nocturnal
real, I wish we could, so much free time in a day

I used to be nocturnal, at some point you will switch over. Now I have a very normie sleep cycle and couldn't imagine going back to being up all night again.

Boyfriendless anon here.
a few days ago i made this
https://archived.moe/r9k/thread/81914389/#q81914904
post, introducing my revolutionary technique, called HOTBF (Hallucinogenics Oriented Technique Based on Facts).
To summarize my last post, i have come to the conclusion that self-deluding myself into thinking i actually do have a boyfriend, is the best answer to my problems (and it can be the answer to YOURS as well!)

This will be test run number 1.
Our first run is based on a sample size of n = 1 individuals, all males between the ages of 19 and 20.
Each participant will be administered with 150 ug of LSD-25 orally 20 minutes before the beginning of the conditioning.
after which the participants will be locked in a room, with headphones with prepared audios of male companions saying comforting expressions.
The first phase of conditioning will last 2 hours, after which the participant will read lines off a prepared script to selected objects.
The objective is for the subject to anthropomorphize the objects unconsciously until this tendency is cemented.
The third phase of conditioning will include again comforting expression from male voices in the test room, all replayed at random intervals (randomness achieved through a fagslop-based TRNG and normalized using a custom polynomial regression filter to prevent any rhythmic predictability that might introduce secondary patterns of emotional anticipation in the limbic system).
Phase 3 will continue until the participant falls asleep. after 9 hours, the participant will be awakened using a custom ringtone of male comforting voice but remixed such as to introduce plausible interpretability by the subject thus stimulating the persistence of excessive pattern-seeking schizotypical thoughts.
conditioning will continue in the following day and end the following morning.
Test runs will be cycled once every 2 weeks to prevent permanent TrkB and 5-HT2A/1AR endocytosis, which might compromise optimal conditioning.

>>81944578

You must be close to the arctic circle, how many hours of daylight do you get right now? Do you love the long polar nights? Can you regularly see the auroras?

meow is the closest geographically to me and he wouldnt add me because i gave him teh ick because im gaycel

>words words words
>drugs
skip

>>81944640
That'll take a decent amount of time since acid lasts 12 hours.

>>81944174
is it pink doggy or blue doggy

just cut my alcohol monitoring tag off....

>>81944659
the suns practically always up, it's never really dark
>Do you love the long polar nights?
they can be a vibe for sure :D
>Can you regularly see the auroras?
every now and then yeah

just farted right in your face

pls b a cute girl

>>81944866
oh well, congratzz!! i hope you had permission to ^^

meow i hope you get diarrhea and you shit all over in your pants and then i rape you to death

>>81944114
I'm always running a VPN. It'd be stupid not to.
>>81944120
Please do. I need some more excitement in my life.
>>81944866
GL nonny

meow if you ever share anyhting about where you live to anyone i will find you and kill you just kidding or something

This is why meow2 brought a hammer to his date

What kind gov monitors alcohol consumption? Unless it's court ordered for like dui or something.

>>81944899
kinda the approval hasn't reached the right office, but I called my probation officer and she said she'd look the other way if theres no readings tonight sooooo
pog

stupid junkies

>>81944671
Who even are you lol why would I ADD you

hes talking about meow not you fatfuck

>>81945164
it was a dui with manslaughter...

the meow name is confusing

hii r9gay, for today im eating a homemade burger :D , it's super tasty

>>81945300
I am meow though gloo

>>81945308
You're the best meow so far, but the bar is super low

There were so many brainrot plushies, keychains and even some figurines at the beach. I was surprised.

>these niggas go to the beach
uhhh
r9k?
uhghh
guhushgasuhgudshg
sjdaigjskewpogjewfkewpijrpewqjriw

Niggers still can't swim huh

you are all going to the beach... if i went id get jailed for public disturbance...

>>81945471
The normalfag horde ran us over many years ago Anon...

Shapeshifting would be a cool power
Enough to rival time travel maybe

i miss chadbot

how bird stay clean when stand in mud all day? idgi

>>81945612
oil on feathers dummy

>>81945612
you will die tomorrow

birds arent even that clean they have lice and shit

okay new trip :p this one should be secure

I didn't mean to kill them, but why were they in the road when they know drunk drivers will be around.
I had to show remorse in my case but for real, it was atleast like 50% their fault.

omg he's learning? I didn't know the tripfags could do that

I lure drunk men to my house before cutting them up and selling their organs

i havent had a drunk jog in months

>>81944076
Luckily I'm from a part of europe without these cucked laws
>>81944566
Yeah some bottoms are perfectly fine with dating shorter tops (they mean 5'11" tops")

>tfw no 165cm top bf (5'4 in funny units)

>>81945847
I'm 170cm which is why I get rejected for not being chad

im 190cm you know what to do

guys my cute bf doesnt think hes my bf

guys im a fucking retard herp derp i post on r9gay im waiting for my futurefemboyfriend lmao kys retards

>>81945949
I should try walking up to a bottom and just telling him that he's my bf now and he can't say no

I should try walking up to a top and just telling him that he's my bf now and he can't say no

>>81945964
ive been waiting weeks for my /r9gay/ gf

If a top walked up to me like that I would be confused as to why he would even want me as his bf as I have no redeeming qualities.

imagine being killed
just straight up getting murdered

This post is illegal to view in the United Kingdom

While we can laugh at how cucked the brits are remember they are often the guinea pigs before it spreads elsewhere to Europe and then to the US.

we need to recriminalize homosexuality

thought about making /r9trans/ for a second but its too much effort

Replaced my mouse switches chat
So smart I am

We will be the first Western nation to successfully carry out a violent overthrow and reversal, and amerimutts will be given one opportunity to beg for forgiveness and kiss our feet or perfidious Albion will begin to financially support border hoppers at both ends as soon as a dem wins again

Fanfic that will never happen award: >>81946100

>>81946118
I personally am going to have you kidnapped by inner city blacks and delivered to me as a concubine

>tfw no brit bf to rescue from his shithole of an island prison and introduce to freedom and guns.

>>81946135
I don't live in the city doe

ill be your boyfriend for every day you cut yourself

>>81946100
reversal? but the ultimatum alludes to a continued ZOG timeline

>>81945874
You always find a way to weasel out...

*cut my own head off*
So...have many days is that?

>>81946260
Are you the poster who keeps posting on the catalogue too?

>>81946332
what are oyu referring to

>>81946360
>>81942846
Latest example of a thread.

>>81946385
that might have been me idk

>>81946404
What do you mean you don't know??

Meow I'm a dumb whore yay need someone to rape me into being better yay

>>81946409
im very forgetful >~<

total kiwi death

>>81943894 (OP)
>How do you imagine your bf dresses
He doesnt, when we're at home together neither of us will wear any clothes

>>81946475
Could the socks stay on in that hypothetical?
I personally love my socks and always wear them, no matter what
If I take off my socks for a guy, it means I love him very much, though I still prefer wearing them.

Im boored >:(

>>81946284
More like bottoms always find a way to weasel out of dating me

closed on sunday
you're my chick fil a

>>81946560
Good you deserve nothing

>>81944471
He is cute-ish tho, I like his hair. Having cool hairstyle is very important.

>>81946617
yeah i know... cause hes tall but im not tall i look like that and im short so

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77106792/#77114334

>>81946559
i hereby declare thee boredanon. now you may post about being bored every 2-20mins that should entertain you. a lot

>>81946575
Yes all tops beneath 6ft deserve nothing and to die for not being chad thanks for telling me for the 100th time

>>81946676
it's not your height, it's your ass personality

femboyxfemboy
twinkxtwink

>>81946701
My ass has no personality besides being better looking then meow's and 3ds'

>>81945242
I hope they all suffer and die I wanna beat up junkies with my straight bf

>top
>beneath 6ft
beneath even sounds like bottoming lol

>>81946631
Shut up bitch boy being short is cute being tall isn't stupid bitch troll kill yourself bot

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My dream
>find a twink and fuck him while my gf watches
>find a twink and fuck him and my gf sits on the twinks face and makes out with me and masturbates the twink

Extorting British posters so they aren't reported to GCHQ for posting here

>>81946764
sharing this post

>>81946764
share + bell

>>81946764
Meow3 is better then meow2 because he doesn't post BBC like the whore of helsinki did and without even knowing what he looks like I know for a fact he looks better then meow2 cause he had that fat moon shaped mongoloid face from being a fin

>>81945518
>you're a normalfag because your family forced you to go to the sea which you hate btw
Thank you underage faggot you're the real robot here my bad

whore of ontario can't stop being rejected and cutting himself over it

>>81945583
But he's making bbc posts in this thread right now
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77106792/#77114605
You can also look at his old posts if you feel nostalgic

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/oK_P70DRRJgOQAx0ltUFhA/
search by image is better

>>81946725
Not true waa

I'm starting t believe futurefemboyfriend spammer is that drunk schizo tranny that would have hour long meltdowns being hostile to everyone and sometimes xirs discord simp would come and try to comfort her

>>81946100
Dont bring up boyfeet unprompted or mutts will get horny

I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX BECAUSE I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE

Just woke up in a steamin mood, yeah? Cause I live IN A SHITHOLE
BIRMINGHAM IS A SHITHOLE

None of you know the horrors of living fin miami, the hell on earth. Bosnians and indians that posted here have no idea how much of a hellhole miami is. Being a bishit brown whore in miami must be so hard.

I wish I live in Afghanistan

None of you know the horrors of living berlin Germany, the hell on earth. Bosnians and indians that posted here have no idea how much of a hellhole berlin is. Being a bishit white whore in berlin must be so hard.

>>81946730
short tops are cute and if they're dominant they are super hot

>>81946829
thats a fake the real chadbot would never be this lazy with the posts

i should have killed myself when i had the chance...

None of you know the horrors of living London England, the hell on earth. Because we're banned from posting here and cannot speak the truth about it.

is this the worst and most pointless general on 4chan?
its just a bunch of prison gays waiting futurefemboyfriend that will never come
lol

>>81946827
>>81946829
>>81946845
Why do you blame all posts you don't like on canadians even when they are being posted by europeans or americans?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78513556/#78523495
Chadbot is not a tro-ACK

>>81947032
This was his early career before the mental breakdown doe

>>81947098
Because I really, really hate Canadians and think they should be put into concentration camps with their faggy accents

Canadian simp tried to fuck 3ds even though 3ds is brown and simp was a white nationalist. So even gay white nationalists can't stop lusting for non white bussy.

>>81947117
That wasn't me posting and I don't even get what you're implying here chuddy

>>81947150
Yeah as a white european I agree with this view point and hate them as well

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77114582/#77115923
Chudbot when he was still trying to fuck

>>81947208
You're part Quebecois which is really gross too eww

Are finnish people white meow

>>81947234
I'm not canadian stop perpetuating this lie just because you hate tops and want to take it out on me several other posters have already pointed out I'm european and you've never posted any proof showing that if I'm canadian
>>81947233
Not me I wasn't even posting here till this year

frozen pizza or go out for fast food? It's so hot out I'm leaning toward going out but still.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77114582/#77117477
Heh

Boring thread yawn
Might play vic2 again

You're almost as obsessed with the archive as meow is with BIG BLACK COCKS

idk, i consider myself gaycel but idk if i could have a black bf...

>>81947257
No but they're European yay I love being a fat European whore but I'll haver have sex with canadian simp yaymeow

why is this general so fucking bitter

>>81947362
You can't be non white and be european mongo

>>81947368
It's fucking r9k, it's like going to a sex shop and complaining how lewd it is.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77114582/#77121655
Cuckbot nooooooo I thought you were into white boys noooooo

>>81947388
but everyone here is chad except me? i dont get it

i can't wait until my father dies. i pray to god that the cancer takes him. send him to hell, get him away from us.

>>81947398
Still not me keep coping schizo

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77114582/#77121899
>same dick size
>same height
>same posting times
>same fetishes and politics
I already showed evidence of chudbot lying about when he started posting. He was crying over moon and cone shaped heads since last year. Let it go, stop blaming meow for your cuck addiction and stop making pisses posts about bunnymutt. No one ever cared.

skeletonbot

>>81947386
Tons of europeans are non white like italians the French and everyone from Balkans

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77114582/#77122451
>wants to fuck brown femboys
>jerks off to getting cucked by bbc
Average white nationalist everyone

https://vocaroo.com/1gEP3yucnUXf
gaybot gayvoice

>>81947444
But I am balding and I am fat the only thing in common is we have the same penis size so why did you even post this?
>>81947463
Not northern italians like the ones from mediolanum

>>81947368
Too many newfag shitposters.

>tfw toilet won't flush

>>81947497
You sa you're fat but we already established you're a liar and also he said he was fat too even though he was underweight and started cutting because he got called fat lmao. Oh wait you already know that gibent that you're the whore of Ontario in question

>>81947555
did you upchuck in it

>>81947587
no i downchucked in it

I wish r9g played actual good games so we could have a game night but you all suck and have mental illness

Upchucking my marinated meow femboyfriend I met on grindr have sex incel while mowing grass because you're chad because you're chad

>>81947579
You never established anything you just post random crap that has no connection to me or is related to me in anyway and try to blame it on me and I am fat I'm 136lbs at 5'5

yall have gayvoice but i have gaycelvoice we are not the same

>>81947608
We're getting closer to the singularity..

>>81947602
this
you all play gay shit
or autism shit
or shit shit

I wish I wasn't afraid of planes so I could fly to meow and eat out at meowdonalds. oh who am I kidding my fat ass would be too lazy to leave my house let alone travel to another country.

Story died cutting his grass

>on omegle again
>how old are you, im m 24
>im 20
>stranger has disconnected

I have a confession to make I chatted up 2 bottoms here and got them to post their discs for me and I ghosted and never added them because they deserve to know what it's like as a non chad top

Ozzy died but idc because I'm not a boomer
However, Hulk Hogan died and I do kinda care a lil

>>81947711
my first bf was obsessed with ozzy
i wonder what hes thinking

>>81947711
I care more about ozzy because I had a metal phase as a teenager and listened to dadrock/metal.

I'm playing FFVII (original) and DK Bananza

>my
>first
>bf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81947602
what kind of games are "fun games" according to you?

>>81947620
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77712802/#77721432
Oh look same terms you use to describe bunnutt always, how curious
>Those stats
Coincidentally same ones he had as well. Wow must be just a coincidence.

>>81947723
me and my sister tried ff7 and we got bored after playing it all day
like we were just complaining about how shit it was
>>81947725
im single atm though

>nuh uh it doesn't count
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81947739
All the games I like

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77712802/#77721345

>>81947753
like????
give examples or perish

I hate my skin so much my skin is so awful for a femboy

>>81947810
i would eat your vomit stfu

>>81947711
I Don't because he was a piece of shit good that died

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77712802/#77721408
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77329885/#77330360
N-no just because we happen to have the same stats, same taste in men, are both simps with same problems obsessed with same two posters doesn't mean we're the same anon

>>81947740
There's been many posters that have pointed out and made fun of bunnymutt's ugly head this means nothing and you keep bringing up "the stats" but never post them because you know they'd be wrong and not match up you lying whore bottom

>>81947767
SA2 is in my top 5

I'm moving different (playing death stranding)

>>81947694
No one has posted their discord in this thread for a while except that one simp

sillygewce is the tag of the anon who doxxed him originally lol maybe you can ask him and post it here

>>81947833
We don't have the same stats or the same taste in guys I've never simped for anyone while posting here and those two posters are obsessed with me not the other way around

>>81947857
I like this image keep posting it

>>81947734
Really meow? wasn't making those 2 BBC threads earlier enough for you?

That negro was shot dead wasn't he? Nobody is named that anyway

I AM HAVING A PSYCHOTIC EPISODE HELP ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

I WANNA DIE
I WANNA DIE
PLEASE KILL ME

>denies being the spammer posting bbc links and blaming it on meow
>denies having same stats
>lies about multiple anons making fun of bunnymutts head when it was always one guy always using same terms
Yawn

>>81947819
wtf does that mean? and you've never even seen me

>>81947978
you dumb bitch, i would eat you if you asked me to

Guys guys wait listen to this I'm straight but I want to have sex with men *laugh track*
Wait check this out don't clap yet. What if I *chuckles* make up a trollsona by just using incel worldview for gay dating :D

Sorry cuckbot not even 12 year olds find this funny

Why do bottoms with oddly shaped heads seem to become obsessed with me?

My dinners here chat huzzah

>>81947964
okie dokie
*shoots u*
pew

>>81948004
why would you want to eat me?

>>81948027
*cums involuntarily in my last moments*
>>81948029
im needy :3

>makes endless accusations
>claims to have proof
>never posts proof
>posts endless links to unrelated posts from 2 years ago
Simping for meow and his BBC posting has gone straight to your brain chudster

>>81948033
needy to eat me???

>>81948010
I've never wanted sex with men I want sex with twink bottoms and it's not a "trollsona" it's the truth bottoms do want chad

>proves same penis size
>proves same height
>proves same taste in twinks and femboys
>proves countless rejections
>proves mutt posting times for both despite claiming to be european
>proves same language used between both referring to bunnymutt, which no one else used except one spammer who had a hateboner for him (you)
>proves you're the one posting links to *all caps, totally not trolling* bbc and blaming them on meow because you're obsessed with him and couldn't do no fap because you think about his mongolian ass getting fucked by bbcs
>will prove same weight if I decide to read more archives later, only a matter of time
I didn't expect there to be so much evidence but same dick size confirmed it beyond any doubt as I didn't even remember that part. I always win. Remember that.

>>81948067
needy for literally anything a bottom would want me to do to them

>>81948128
well I'd just like a hug mainly

>>81948123
You never proved height or the rejections or the same taste in guys and it's already been proven I post at euro hours why do you make all these claims but never post links to it? instead you post links to a post from 2 years ago talking about hue like it's somehow relevant

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78731194/#78732033
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77892181/#77907620
Also both claim to be straight despite liking men. Yes they think this joke that stopped being funny in early 2000s is peak comedy.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77777037/#77777381
Both stopped working on their body because they're not chad because they're not chad

>>81948232
The Straightposter is steelix

>>81948274
I made none of the linked posts tho lolmao

>>81948168
they why arent you here in my arms

>>81948317
Yeah but you have called yourself straight despite being a humongous faggot b4

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81787049/#q81787049
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81718668/#q81718668
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81718668/#q81719055
More proof chadbot is canadian I'm always right btw

steelington I hope you don't get killed by two tier keir for posting here still

>>81948232
Do you have any idea how many people come in here saying they are straight? you fags literally call everyone prison gay if they say anything you disagree with just like how you call them canadian when they post something you dislike

>>81948323
I called myself straight because I'm functionally straight and I'm not a humongous faggot at all don't know we're you got that idea from yaymeow

>>81948355
Fagcope yawn so yawnsome yawniferous even

Meow isn't straight or even homosexual he's BBCsexual

meow is a fucking nigger for not even bothering to add me even though we're neighbours

>>81948354
Take your meds you sperg. I literally only called two identifiable posters canadians and I'm not responsible for accusations others make. I know what I'm talking about as you can see in the links provided. If anything I found more evidence than expected originally and it took me very little effort. But I'm exposing a troll who only wants attention so even linking his past back to him is just giving him attention he craves

>obsessing over long dead canadians bad
>obsessing over long dead finns good

Binlan :D

>>81948370
Why did you come back to these threads when meow3 is ready to tear you apart and wear your skin as a trophy?

canadasimp was my friend and they made him leave...

>>81948395
This is comparing apples and oranges because canada simp hasn't posted for over a year where as meow hasn't posted for maybe a month and there's people larping as meow in every thread
>>81948394
Okay now link to all the past posts you made over the months accusing random posters of being canada simp which you did multiple times but oh this time you're definitely right for sure because 2 guys happen to have the same size penis

I pitty the fools who can't even recognize real meow, mutt or cuckbot posts and live in this twilight zone where they pretend none of them are still posting

the more annoying someone is itt the more likely someone is gonna doxx them how fascinating
just like get got kiwi

>having to stand on my toes to make out

>>81948443
Except in this case they'd be doxing another poster because of posts I've made

>>81948319
well I doubt your near me at all

>>81948460
have you no shame then?

>>81948414
I don't fear no swede

>>81948118
Alright meow we get it you really respect your african coworkers at mcdonalds

>double negative
So you do fear

>>81948503
None of my African coworkers are black tho

>>81948432
You're just really really dumb. Fake meow posts were obvious to spot but here are some real meow posts
>>81948274
>>81947857
>>81943790
>>81945280
>>81945402
So you just suck in spotting posting styles and such. I pity your low iq.

It's not just the dick size, it's all of the stuff I already said like height, taste in men, calling themselves straight, using same language, posting in same time, etc.
I'm not going to waste my time with literal retards anymore

>>81948476
I'm not the one threatening to dox him clearly the bottoms are to blame just like they are for everything else

>>81948521
Yay those are me

>>81948479
Yet you left the thread because you feared his trip, curious

>>81948521
But you never posted height and the taste in men you posted was different I never said anything about being into spics and we type different and post at different times which others have already pointed out?

the post that convinced me was claiming his voicepost was actually 3ds'

>>81948508
I rejected the person who makes these images btw because he is a druggie prisongay loser

>>81948558
I never made a voicepost and I've never heard 3ds' voice though

>>81948561
Every humiliation fetishist is usually a junkie degenerate I noticed

>>81948548
No I was just fed up yay

>>81948547
I'm really good at my job
>>81948552
I'm pretty sure I posted height and you're literally both prisongays only into twinks and femboys. You mostly post very late at night for europeans which makes sense since you're not actually european and you always bitch about how Finland is actually not cold because it's not "European" and guess what country has really cold climate since most eu countries don't come close to cold that Finland has.
You cried about getting rejected so many times just like he did too and neither ever showed proof except he tried more in this thread at the start so I assume you just gave up at some point and that caused your mental breakdown and botposting.

>>81948573
You're not the real bunnymutt you will never fool us
>>81948578
Fed up with what tho? So you lied in your goodbye. As expected from a serial liar

>>81948614
You never posted heights and almost every poster here is "prison gay" according to retarded bottoms like you and I post late at night cause that's when I'm off work which was already explained by me and other posters saying I post on euro hours and european countries can be colder because they have things called mountains in them retard

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77329885/#77331056
I didn't know filey moved like this

I just wanna spread love and positivity :D

>>81948634
Of the thread in general another meow coming in was just the final straw, not the whole reason why

>>81948637
Climate in Finland is one of the coldest in Europe and you keep saying it's not because you're a retarded Canadian troll. Saying teehee it's not European because it's not cold when it's one of the coldest places in Europe makes zero sense and your excuse of "durrr mountain regions" is weak cope. You post don't work a night shift and you don't stay awake all night just to shitpost here stop lying.

This proves competition is good and monopoly bad or something

Didnt chadbot say he was 5'7 until he checked again and saw he was 5'5?

>>81948665
Yet you came back and can't stick to your principles hissssss hissssssss

we made meow quit the r9g but at what cost..

>>81948729
Meow I'm lonely yay of course I came back yay

>>81948740
-100kg but i guess it came back

>>81948777 (checked)
I'd be fat if I worked at mcdonalds(formerly) too

>>81948660
and that's why I kinda love you, <3

>>81948660
you should spread hate and positivity

I'm not tired of r9g but most posters here suck and that was the case for so long I almost forgot what was it like when you'd read mostly good posts and I almost start to doubt myself but it always turns out I'm not actually blinded by nostalgia just factually correct. I still need a place to shout into the void and this is my home.

>>81948677
Oh so you magically know what my job is and know that I don't live in a mountainous area somehow? When did you look into your crystal ball to see this?
>>81948711
I was actually 5'6 then found out I was 5'5 but close enough

I'm gonna miss all the euros when the EU finally bans you from this American website for hatespeech
It's been real

I'm just glad meow is willing to complete the trilogy I've been waiting for longer than avatar sequel yay

>>81948868
What's stopping me from using a vpn to chad post?
>>81948677
Also greenland has a colder climate and is european

>>81948868
You need to import more asian shotas to boost up gaybot numbers

>>81948889
That's the plan don't tell anyone tho
>>81948886
Greenland is American actually

>The coldest countries in Europe, based on minimum temperature records, are primarily located in the far north and include Russia, Norway, and Finland
Teehee Finland is so warm bros *chuckles* I'm not gay I just want to have sex with men because I'm not gay. Teehee twinks don't actually have cock and balls and if I say no homo it's not gay XD
Hilarious canada keep it up. I'm sure everyone will laugh their ass off more when you repeat it for 1000000th time

>>81948822
2 years isnt that long

>>81948936
In internet years it's ancient. I meant these threads were good like years ago tho I'd say even as far back as early 2024 they were good despite the move away from anonymity towards personality fagging

>>81948913
It's owned by denmark and it's completely detached from the americas it is european and they speak european
>>81948923
These temperatures are comparing mainland areas and cities and aren't taking into account rural mountainious regions and I suggest you stop obsessing over long dead canadian posters

>>81948981
He's really starting to over do it now...

>you see I'm not trolling because ackshually when I said Finland isn't cold what I meant was...
Kill yourself

>>81948991
Cuckbot I know work is hard on you but stop linking your cuck fantasies here and acting like it's meowposting. Surely you can do something better with your time in canada.

>>81948973
Nice reading comprehension retard lol

I said that -10c in helsinki isn't cold compared to living in a mountainous area in europe and your reaction was to cope and start lying and moving goal posts try doing better next time sweetie

Hiro doesn't let you use VPNs here iirc unless you buy a 4pass which gets revoked when banned
Paying to shitpost is not worth it

>>81944632
Hey weren't we just talking about this hapafag

>>81949004
I will never worship BBC or be canadian no matter how much you try and project your insecurities and fetishes on to me

>>81949071
No I've never been to one meow but thanks for asking me

>>81948232
>>81948123
>>81948394
>>81948825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WQ9Ua-t3DM

How much is too much to hang out with someone? I feel overbearing asking someone to hang out twice a week.

Pam Bondi can suck the skin off my dick.

I'm going to miss jonah and the other bongs. Maybe one day they'll be free of their tyrannical government.

Friends? Ohnononononono

>>81943894 (OP)
What does it mean if I'm described as cute and have a fagcent

Ah it's still so hot and will be hot again tomorrow and I have a bunch of work to do. I might get a fine this time around.

Has anyone been keeping up with the Visa/Mastercard ban shit? They're making yaoi illegal guys

>>81949979

they banned my porn games on itch and I'm pissed about that. I know 99% of them were trash but still I should have the right to sort through that trash if I want to.

>>81950023
Visa and Mastercard are massive companies. I'm unironically worried that all gay media (not just porn games) will be censored and repressed because of this entire meme. Albeit I may be overreacting

>>81950046

Even worse they might target video games in general, imagine no M rated games because some karens got upset about them. Imagine games having to do European level censorship like disguise or eliminating blood and gore to appease soccer moms. Though I believe if they managed to get GTA 6 censored there would be riots.

yaoi must be preserved not matter the cost...

>>81950071
>Even worse they might target video games in general, imagine no M rated games because some karens got upset about them.
Isn't Detroit Become Human one of the targets for this retarded crusade? Shit is grim. Soon you'll only be allowed to play Thomas Kinkade esque soulless moral niggerbabble because chuds hate fun

The solution is to find a bf and roleplay sex games with him irl... But of course that won't happen

>>81950109

yep, and they successfully got physical copies of GTA 5 removed from stores in AUS. Doesn't help I believe the board of mastercard is primarily made of evangelical Christians and while you think they would be against some austrialian radfems censoring porn is one thing they agree on.

I tugged my penis so hard while erect it made a cracking sound help

>>81950132
all the whining WASPs do about Jews is projecting, they are sneaky and want to control our lives

I need to get a job immediately. Like yesterday. Please help me.

>>81950782
Alright your job is to find a job that isn't this one I'm giving you right now can you handle that?

I've never had a proper job and I'm almost 30

>talking to guy online
>he does something that's a bit upsetting to both me and someone else while trying to please us both
>patiently tell him how he can avoid doing this the next time by thinking things through
>"I hate myself for being so retarded, maybe the world would be a better place if I was gone"
Do bottoms really?

I'm not good enough for him, he's so perfect and I'm useless

Bottom insecurity can only be cured by a loving top

>>81951470
he is very loving

>>81951488
Not enough, evidently

another day in my stupid gaycel life.
each day of this lifestyle fuels my incel rage, and thus burns whatever is left of my good conscience.
Soon i'll be nothing but an empty husk.
I could say that this is what society does to gaycels, but no, the truth is that this is what we do to ourselves.
We either driver ourselves to madness or lose every bit of vibrant human vitality retreating into bitter remarks and nihilist personality.

>>81952176
I'm a gaycel and I bought a cool transformer today. life is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=civuoU_NE38&list=RDcivuoU_NE38&start_radio=1&pp=ygUVdG9vbCB0aGUgcG90IHJlYWN0aW9uoAcB

>tfw no futurefemboyfriend bf

Eating a chickem finger at 2am

>>81952290
chickens don't have fingers silly

I wanna treat my fbf like Pedro Pascal treats women. (violently have sex when him when anxious)

>>81952457
Not any more it doesn't..

>>81951494
online stuff is just hard

>>81953024
Cry about it in incel general. Oh wait...

>>81952202
with boots as cool as yours you could have any guy.

Day 1 week of trying to make friends online, still no success what so ever.

>>81953127
you guys really see everyone as a incel lol it's very obvious your the real incel here

>>81943894 (OP)
Ummm he already has a bf.

>>81943894 (OP)
>Nanao turned down this

>>81953252
>Day 1 week
you're not making sense, maybe that's why you got no frens

Being retarded is cute actually

>>81953264
Did it ever cross your dumb namefag mind that this is a thread for incels not for you, you stupid fucking narcissistic whore?

https://youtu.be/-bd_AUSkrRA
Who greenlit this? Who thought this is a good idea? Legitimately did anyone think this makes any sense whatsoever l? Clearly they did because this is what you get. Enjoy your media white boy

Day 1 week of trying to make friends online by not talking to anyone or trying to start conversations or doing anything that will attract like-minded people towards me instead I just say I try becuse I feel like getting friends but don't want to put any effort into actually looking for them or getting anyone to notice me, I have it so hard you have no idea

>>81953875
>capeshit
whatever
>>81953911
>do nothing
>act like it's a big struggle
that's also how most people do diets

>>81953875
normally DC animation does good work but this looks really cheap and goofy, why are the Aztecs the good guys when they were historically the bad guys? this is like making a WWII batman and Hitler is Alfred.

>tfw no green bf

>>81953252
>>81953911
people just arent friendly anymore. dont worry about it

Slept two whole hours then stayed up watching chao garden videos
eeps fucked

passed out at 6pm and woke up at 4am. circadian rhythm is a myth

>>81954063
Because they're not white. That is your answer.
>>81954148
Miss my friends chai garden and his baby voice narrating me various Chao competitions.

>>81953911
You think you have it hard try doing this when you're a top under 6ft in height

No tops like masculine bottoms they all want passing femboys and trannies. I will never get a boyfriend

>>81954513
you want to look more feminine? meow :"3

Why does height and looks even matter when you only date over Discord retard

couldnt date a 10/10 if xher discord profile looked like shit desu

goodmorning r9gay :D
just took my morning shower and brushed my teeth, remember to brush your teeth guys. Also to drink water, it's really hot today :D

>>81954586
No I want to find a too bf but I'm too tall and too masculine it's over

Height and looks matter on discord when you tell a bottom how tall you are and they instantly mock you then ghost you on

>>81954711
do you hate your body? you wish you looked more feminine? meow :"3

>>81954722
Not really I hate that no one likes me because of it so I guess I do hate it but because of other people hating it why are you meowing at me is this bullying

>>81954721
Just lie retard you'll never meet them anyway

>>81954757
how old are you? meow :"3

>>81954697
Thanks I took a bath shower
Back to sleep perhaps?

>>81954697
its only going to be 77F/25C today

>>81954711
>tfw no tall masculine buff bf

>>81954762
I'm 27 and I never had sex and will never have sex because I'm too masculine and tall for a bottom

>>81954795
have you ever even gone to a gay bar

ideal bfs should be the same height but i know the midge general wont like this information

>>81954812
There are no gay bars anywhere near me

>>81954872
Absolutely not, height difference is too cute!

>>81954915
>my ideals are based upon the potential instagram aesthetics

>>81954872
My bf is one inch shorter than me

>>81954761
Yeah I'll just base our entire friendship and relationship on lies I don't see how that could go wrong thanks anon

>>81954782
I hope it was nice, and no, no more sleep for me :p

>>81954784
Highest here is 28, besides, i'm pale as a ghost and im NOT built for heat
hows the weather for you anon?

>>81954961
You were never gonna meet irl so who cares lmao

>>81954970
I only slept two hours but I'm just gonna take caffeine

>>81954872
Id like my bf to be as tall as me but I'm 6'6 so that is pretty much impossible and even if he was that tall, would he be my type physically? Chances are almost zero. And even then we're only talking about physical traits. As they say in the business: it's over.

>>81954951
What does instagram have to do with anything? I think it's cute.

>>81954986
Aas be careful with that, sleep is important!! What made you get so little sleep?

>bunnymutt already grooming meow3
What depravity would he commit if meow1 was still here? 4some with all the meows?

>>81955004
Chao garden videos
Do you like chao?

>>81954975
I cares because I want him to like me and be my friend even if it's just online

>>81954993
well, why didnt you stop at 6'2 like everyone else

>>81955017
I don't know what it is, searched it up and it seems sonic related. I was never into the sonic games :p
whats ur fav game?

>>81954970
its been a bit humid lately because it wont stop raining, but i love the weather here
>im pale as a ghost and im NOT built for heat
same. sucks because i hate the feeling of sunscreen. luckily ive never had a real sunburn just a little pink

>>81955174
Yeahh, they warned for thunder today but it looks like it'll be sunny still

Warm weather and thunderstorms usually means tornado risk

>>81955289
Luckily i live in a place without those :D

>>81955254
its supposed to be the last day of this rain here, but i dont think its actually going to rain either. maybe a little sprinkling. what are you going to do outside?

>>81955311
I wonder why some places have them and others don't. It's not like warm air and storms doesnt exist in all liveable continents so why do some places have air that just says "I'm feeling like being silly today so I'm going to spin really fast" and others is just chill?

the mountains protect me

>>81954993
>6'6
>on an incel general
uhh? lmao

>>81955172
>whats ur fav game?
Hard question.. too hard idk maybe SA2
>>81955460
Same, I love them so much

>>81955476
sir, sir, haven't you heard? this is fakecel general

>>81955476
I'm more of an incel than anyone in these threads full of children, prisongays and femboys. You nighers put zero effort into dating which is the only reason you don't have a bf yet and those that did found one right away and you can read all about it in past editions since you are all underage lazy newfag tourists that have no idea who is who and what goes on in these threads when you're not shitposting.

>>81955316
i was supposed to go to an event but it's starting to rain and thunder soon, it's pretty close

>>81955359
yeahh, we do have a lot of valleys and hills here so idk

Ceb is the worst human being to ever set foot on the face of planet Earth.

>>81955676
there is no way ive tried less than someone who is 6'6 and cant score what the fuck are you talking about

Remember this certified cutepost

bouta paint my nails yellow and neon green

>>81955676
I literally posted my username on /soc/ (twice!!), asked out 2 fellow gaycels in the previous threads, plus every day i visualize a boyfriend in my mind very intensely such that it can spawn in my room.
yet guess what, I still wake up alone in a cold bed, i still go through my day without even 1 (one) "I love you" text or ASMR voice message from a guy who loves me as much as i would love him.
and you come here, into my house and tell me I'm not putting in the "effort"? that i am just "shitposting"? Your slander is laughable, your falsehoods are ridiculous to anyone who's been made aware of the facts.

>>81955359
Other places can get tornadoes, just they aren't as strong as the ones on the great plains.

There needs to be a mix of dry air with wet air, it just so happens the plains of the US has exact that kind situation with dry air coming from the west having crossed the Rockies and wet air coming from the gulf of Mexico. Thus that's where you get the really big monster tornadoes.

I'm shaking and crying and sobbing and my God i will massacre the local kindergarden
I was at the gay bar, took me like an hour to get the courage towalk in
Inside after like a 30 minutes i managed to start talking with this cute kinda chubby dude
We were talking and drinking for hours and at some point i asked him if i can hug him
He said sure
So we continued to talk while hugging and I felt good and bold and not an ugly incel freak for the first time in my life so i asked him if I can kiss him an we started making out
So far so good, and we continued talking and making out untill he reaches under my shirt to feel me up i assume
I did not mind but next he reach down my pants into my boxer and found out that i have no penis
The whole situation become awkward very fast
He said something like "oh, i did not know you were a woman haha. No wonder you are so hairless haha" which kinda upset me and i said "im not a woman, im a man in a woman's body"
I kept hugging him but he would not wrap his arms around me
I leaned into his face but he kinda just turned away, and pointing out stuff so he could avoid kissing me
It was already like 5 am. and he claimed he was getting tired and wants to go home
Previously we charged phonenumbers but he doesn't answer any of my messages
Brothers, I tell you truly, only us FtM trannoids can be Trvecels, our lack of manhood and weak masculine features repels every Truegay.
If it was any of you instead of me, you would have gotten yourself a bf.
God hates me and I will die alone.

>>81955707
Ceb doesn't post here to my knowledge what did he do to you?

A guy at a gay bar was initially into me, but after discovering I'm FtM, things got awkward, and he ghosted me, leaving me feeling rejected and hopeless.

>>81955767
Thank you Chatgpt, what would I do without you?

>>81955782
hey stop talking to my husband like that you dont know him like i do

Latest method of spam is not funny, nor was any of the other methods ever

why is the cord poppin goff

>>81955754
your fantasy stories are always very entertaining. keep it up.

>esl words words words
>entertaining
Anon...

I started my new bottom diet today for hopefully easier taking of dick shaped silicone objects and maybe a real one at some point.

>>81955714
How old are you? Oh and btw no one gives a fuck about height in gay dating. There is a reason incels go prisongay and get shocked at how desperate gay men are. They will fuck anything and everything. If you are failing you aren't trying. It's that simple.
>>81955724
Yet they will try to whitewash history and say this thread was always shit tho we had cute posts all the time and even some irl effort posts like that. I hate zoombies so fuckin much.
>>81955744
>from a guy who loves me as much as i would love him
This is impossible because you don't love someone who doesn't exist and who you don't even know. The one saying ridiculous shit is you. Posting your tag is nothing if you are unable to make yourself seem interesting and not come off as a desperate loser that you are. Maybe talk about your hobbies, passions or literally anything other than asking first anonymous stranger to be your bf despite knowing zero information about him (I wonder what can go wrong here).
Also have you considered trying actual dating/sex apps? Have you tried real fuckin life?
>into my house
I've been posting here longer than you've been alive tho

I'm cracking open another can of pineapples

I'm a zoomie who appreciated that post but I respect the hustle unc

you forgot one important fact: this is a general for gay intellectuals of ethical behavior NOT little sex obsessed incels

Ethical gays and incels have 100% overlap, however.

thats volcel

>height doesnt matter
sybau ur 6'6
>just dont be a loser
okkkkkkkk taking a personality shower now

I believe there are no true gay incels because any of you could hop on grindr right now and fuck or be fucked within a short time. Thus all gays are volcel though I understand the reason.

i think this >>81955967 was supposed to be a reply to this >>81955851

>>81955851
>this is impossible blah blah blah...
fakecel rage
>your hobbies
incredibly narrow things which are meant to be enjoyed mostly alone.
Hobbies are alone time that's why they're enjoyable.
>dating apps
no. installed grindr for a few hours and deleted it afterwards. that place is a cesspool.
>asking first anonymous stranger
sorry but before that i never asked anyone out. I'm too much of a retarded autist to figure out this

you are clearly a fakecel

I'm glad porn games are being wiped
Coomers got way too comfortable after gooning became normalised in 2020-21

>>81955985
Sir, this is a romantic general and in this context "cel" refers to a relationship as a whole.

Your fbf is taking dick tonight that he'll remember for the rest of his life, even when he's with you

>>81956013
me too but because i dont play porn games and trannys on /v/ do

my body hair is so disgusting it looks like a bunch of wasp feelers clustered together

>>81955985
a wise man once said
"the soul of a true gaycel isn't defined by the inability of entertaining mere carnal encounters but rather in its never ending desolation, the utter paucity of closeness of another soul"

>>81956103
im pretty sure it was a fakegaycel who said that but whatever

>>81956013
I'm not. I don't play porn games or really watch porn. But banning porn games is a slippery slope into censorship if we're being completely honest. If credit card companies and government limit access to certain things it becomes a litmus test for censorship as a whole. It's not a path we necessarily want to go down. But I'm just going back to sticking my head in the sand and hoping it all goes away because the world is too scary right now

Hello are nine gay I am stuck in bed with a cold please talk to me and be nice tell me how you feel and what is happening in your life

imagine a huge cock

>>81956210
Hello, absolutely nothing is happening in my life, as ever. I'd love to take care of a sick bf...

>>81956210
I am returning to bed after making tea but I do not have a cold
Consume medicine please anon and stay hydrated

>>81956110
no, no, i can guarantee you it was a truecel

>NOOOOOOOOO I am the only retard loser true insect incel incest gay faggot in this dead faggot general

Boring conversation *yawn*
>>81955967
Height doesn't matter to most faggots and if you disagree you're either trolling or clueless. If anything tops want short bottoms but most people don't care.
If you took a personality shower yourd have a bf by now you stupid retard. Learn how to interact with people maybe lol.
>>81955985
Yeah except I can't have sex with someone I don't love which makes me an incel.
>>81956004
>Incredibly narrow
Have you ever heard of this niche thing called anime...
>no. installed grindr for a few hours and deleted it afterwards. that place is a cesspool.
Ok so you didn't try, got it.
>sorry but before that i never asked anyone out.
Ok, so you didn't try. Got it.
How old are you btw?
>>81955997
Vagueposting whores at it again, tnx bro

^will get dementia at around 50

>just learn how to not be incel lol
thanks i will watch alpha videos on youtube

>>81955795
Spam kills creativity unless it's tfw no bf posting which actually allows creativity to flow and silly specific ideas to became realized

and all 3 of my crushes were taller than me you 6'6 nigger idk why youre saying height doesnt matter

I wish I could find my cool strawberry cup where the strawberries on it turn red when the drink is cold but I think mom got rid of it and now summer is officially ruined

>i cant have sex with chad so im incel12!!!
kill your fucking self!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>81956390
No you can't it's so over you're the ugliest man on earth that no one will have sex with (please ignore all disfigured wheelchair bound people who have partners, fat subhuman pigs, etc). It's so over because you aren't 6'0 and you can't just get leg lengthening procedure it's so over it's never been more over for 17 year old truecels living in the west.

>i cant have my futurefemboyfriendgf so im gaycel!!!
DIE

>81956404
All of my 2 crushes were a whole foot shorter than me you 16 year old nigger idk why you're saying height doesn't matter

I'm a strawberrycel
It's ober

>>81956390
with that attitude you want to stay a loser victim.

Hey that faggot wo has meow on discord can you message the possum I need him here now

brb showering my attitude

>>81956147
I hope you get reported for posting from banned island

>>81956344
i'm 20.
when i say lonely hobbies i mean mostly sports meant to be practiced alone. or personal projects on which i want to work alone. there's nothing more annoying than having someone butt into your lonely time.
>ok so you didn't try it got it.
dating apps didn't even exist 20 years ago, how did people find partners then...

also if you have such great dating advice, how come you're a lonely faggot too?

>what do you mean treating people differently produces different results :O

>i dont want casual sex or an ugly bf i want chad / futurefembf so im gaycel
>theres nothing sexy about you? attitude issue!

my hair is so poofy it looks retarded when I try and wear a hat.

>>81956495
I post from little saint james island

cool info """"gaycel"""" my hair looks like an animal died on my head

seasonal personalityfags means seasonal spam ig

>>81956495
Good luck nonny. Not sure what the government will exactly do plus 4chan isn't banned.

>>81956210
i woke up early enough to eat breakfast so now im fed and ready to computer with the music on

>just learn how to interact with ppl
just dont give people the ick!!!!
>leave loser idiot
this is r9k you nigger i belong here you dont
>no we're actually all fakecels and dont have problems getting laid we're just waiting for the perfect peter pan boy chad futurefembf thats what incel means right
AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAH im going to kill myself

haha he didnt get the 6s

>>81956666
Bro am about to blow

>uhhh this guy is like, not able to have sex? uhh cringe *slinks off to talk to discord bfs*

>>81956499
Ok, so you're basically a child as I expected and not special, just like hundreds of children who came to this thread to "incel" post and got bfs as soon as they tried
>mostly sports meant to be practiced alone
Aren't sports literally meant to be done with other people?
>how did people find partners then...
People used to go outside and socialize. Maybe try that
>also if you have such great dating advice, how come you're a lonely faggot too?
I have the best advice. I also face challenges most of you can't dream about so maybe that's why.

I got quads back to back in r9g once and it proves I'm divinely blessed unlike you spamcels who should ropemaxx

>>81956708
haha im chad
if youre not chad you should die
wait where am i posting this to again eh whatever

Story is at the car mechanic because the power steering in my car randomly failed looks like I'll have to get an Uber home.

what is so bad about wanting an r9gay gf

>>81956715
What kinda ride you got again
Lambo?

>>81956715
you should walk instead this is a good chance to get some exercise

>>81956750
No it's hot and humid and it's like
A mile home. My fat ass would die.

>>81956774
You gonna call an Uber for a mile? Come on now...

>>81956774
youll feel better after some sweat

>>81956341
if i posted face youd stfu
no you wouldnt youd laugh at me for being actually incel meanwhile you were just pretending the whole time

crying storyanon is going to get raped today

>>81956701
>basically a child
you were also my age in the past. were you not a gaycel then as you are now?
>sports with other
i specifically choose sports i can practice alone such as hiking, skiing, and so on, because i dont want other people in my hobbies.
>people used to go outside and socialize
too autistic for that. mentalcels are still real incels.
>i have the best advice
doesn't seem like it.

>mentalcels are still real incels
>u-unless youre tall i mean...

>>81956781

I did and I'm finally home. Hopefully the repair won't break the storybank.

gonna lick a public urinal

>>81956945
You've taken the wrong path and as such this timeline is doomed...

>>81956819
You can literally find subhumanly ugly people with partners with just a few clicks. You do know some people have a fetish for uggos? You do know that some people are into morbidly obese? Yeah. Looks is never the reason you're alone actually.
>>81956832
I was a gaycel since the moment I crawled out of my mother's womb. The nurse took one look at me and said "damn that boy is a gaycel (so true)"
>specifically choose sports i can practice alone such as hiking, skiing, and so on, because i dont want other people in my hobbies.
Ok that's actually fair enough
>too autistic for that. mentalcels are still real incels.
Mentalcels are the only real incels because it doesn't matter how ugly you are you can get laid if you try hard enough but if you're weird and introverted good luck. So I agree
>doesn't seem like it.
Anyway it's advice for whores who are ok with dating apps and those who just want sex (which everyone can get) but if you actually want a loving relationship with another virgin you're playing on hard mode. Not impossible but very hard.

>>81956956
Film and post it

>>81956971

oh noes what have I done wrong? Not die of heat stroke walking my fat ass home down a major stroad, and crossing it?

everyone is so grumpy today

>the only real incel is a mentalcel
im going to throw up the guy who said that was 6'6 btw i dont feel good

>>81955707
Hellu? Who is dis

>81957024
We say upchuck here chud

Only FtM trannies can be trucels.
I have gone to a gay bar, made out with someone and as soon as he learned of my female past he started ignoring me.
You fakecel niggers do not even leave your rooms, let alone talk to other gay people irl...

>>81957151
Find a new shitposting topic pls.

I would fuck a pooner but only in the ass and never up the stinky fish hole.

you dont put your pp in an ass thats sick

>>81957163
I too wish my life was just a shipost.

cutting feels soo goooood

cut us a new thread

Bulking is better.
I can eat whatever I want.

https://youtu.be/_IreKuhqI50
Michael Jackson looking plastic freak eww

>>81957304
Wait until page 10 thank you. Let's hope meow gets back to save us yay

bulk up to 2583

>>81957317
new thread now. now now now

nuh
dont feel like it

I would make a bread but I'm scared of fucking it up plus I have no cute images.

>>81956406
Omori spotted :D
also rip the mug, it sounded cool

>>81957355
you can still make a thread with an ugly or cool or mysterious image

Yeah please make the new thread so we can keep the same spam but to a greater audience because we need attention

>>81957438
Or he could save this image I'll post now and use that but we all know he is just making excuses because he doesn't want to do it. Anyway wait until page 10 thank you.

>have a problem
>give simple, easily implementable solution
>refuse to do it because the real reason was something else
Average r9gay poster btw

I hate meow2 why isn't he here now hisss hisss

okay we are at page 10 let it fly

Too eepy to make

i have a really small penis

i have a really average sized penis

>tfw no very short or freakishly tall bf

I don't have a penis because I'm ftm

im going to cut the next post itt into my forehead

upchucksta

>>81957927
Safely evacuate

>>81957890
whats very short and whats freakishly tall then :0

>>81957959
I dunno, shorter than 165cm and taller than 210cm? Something like that.

mount gay rum

>>81957959
You're freakishly short and I'm freakishly tall

below 188cm = midge
above 190cm = freak