Thread 81944238

>Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourne in the same week

What does it mean ?

God called home his strongest warrior.

Satan claimed the prince of darkness.

Prepare yourself anon, the Revelation is coming

>>81944292
The final battle between Dark and Light is upon us anon, hope youre ready.

>>81944238 (OP)
Means a third 80s superstar will die very soon. I'll place my bet on Madonna.

>>81944292
Hulk Hogan supported Trump but he wasn't a prince of darkness. He will go to sheol though, unlike Ozzy who is a Christian who went straight to heaven

>>81944363
>Ozzy who is a Christian who went straight to heaven
Wasn't Ozzy a smackhead? And also I thought he was big into the whole "do whatever you want, be your own god" scene

>>81944238 (OP)
Who will be the third?

>>81944363
Hulk Hogan was the holy paladin of right wingers and a devout Christian himself. Ozzy was the Prince of Darkness.

Pretty obv the final battle between Dark and Light is upon us anon. Anyone can tell

>>81944292
>prince of darkness
he got the wrong guy

>>81944385
The Bible is a fake book based off of the epic of Gilgamesh

>>81944319
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'VE SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE WAITING FOR THIS

>>81944380
>Wasn't Ozzy a smackhead?
Doesn't prevent you from going to heaven, you just need to believe in Jesus. Ozzy was member of the Church of England since the early 90s.
>>81944385
>Hulk Hogan was the holy paladin of right wingers
Antichrists, liars, adulterers
>a devout Christian
"Away from me, evildoer. I never knew you."

>>81944385
hulk hogan was a fucking asshole compaired to ozzy, who wasnt a saint, but at least sometimes pretended to care by donating some of his billions to good causes, hogan was just a fucking cunt though.

>>81944238 (OP)
DSP is gonna cry.

>>81944400
See picrel

>>81944409
>Doesn't prevent you from going to heaven
"Not all who call me Lord, Lord will see the kingdom of heaven"
Whilst I suppose there is a chance he would make it to heaven despite such an addiction, a persistent character flaw of such a nature hints that his belief may not have been true.

>>81944292
Motherfucker, I was born ready

>>81944511
I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm truly alive

>>81944501
If Ozzy Isn't In Heaven And Hulk Hogan Is, Then I'm NOT GOING

>>81944636
Yeah it is p fucked up Ozzy was a good guy at heart

>>81944636
I mean, there's a good chance neither one madeit

who are some other stupid ass faggot gen x messiahs we can meme to death this week
arnold schwarzenegger?
val kilmer?
harrison ford?

>>81944501
>Hurr durr if you don't believe my jewish fairy tails you're a fat guy wearing a fedora!
I guess that makes sense to people who believe in talking snakes.

>>81944950 Christians Need To Improve Their Batting Average Then !


.025 Is Disappointing

>>81945027
Doubling down doesn't make you any less of a retarded faggot. In fact, anon, it only makes you more of a retarded faggot.

>>81945044
Christ did say the path was narrow

>>81945090
>Doubling down doesn't make you any less of a retarded faggot.
Isn't that what you just did there? Is this your way of telling everyone you're a retarded faggot?

>>81945090
These are the gifts Christ gave to the church: the apostles, the prophets, the evangelists, and the pastors and teachers. Their responsibility is to equip God's people to do his work and build up the church, the body of Christ.
Ephesians 4:11-12


My hot take? The prophets are being ostracized from the church, and so there's a missing tool for building a wider road to heaven.

>>81945123
You're both retarded faggots, it's just that one of you is a fundamentalist, and the other is an absurdist. Do you feel better now?

>>81945123
>Isn't that what you just did there
All I did was fail to shift from my original position, which is that you are a gay pseudointellectual.

>pic
Ah yes because preaching to the ethnic group and culture that you are familiar with first is wrong.

>>81945132
>prophets are being ostracized from the church,
I wouldn't discount it. My issue is that it's nigh impossible to verify a prophet any more, and forcing the matter could accelerate the end times.

>>81945194
"The one who prophesies speaks to people for their strengthening, encouraging and comfort."
1 Corinthians 14:3

That's what being a prophet means. If you comfort, strengthen, and encourage others with the words that God gives you, the things you say will come to pass.

>>81945379
Hell, I may be a prophet. I've had to stop around four suicides because I'm the guy that's designated to talk my friends down at 3am. And I did absolutely call everything that happened with the Epstein list.

In all seriousness though, I feel like prophets usually have a bit more gravitas than that. I don't know, God likes to do weird stuff

>>81945420
>prophets usually have a bit more gravitas than that
"Jerusalem, Jerusalem, you who kill the prophets and stone those sent to you"
Luke 13:34

>>81944986
Hulk is a boomer

>>81945157
So if I fail to believe in absurd stories, that makes me an absurdist? I don't think you know what that word means.

>>81945451
Very true, but you have to remember the prophets speak perfect divine inspiration. Being murdered by their Kingmen doesn't make their role or their words any less divine.

>>81945520
My point exactly. The church has learned nothing since the time of Jesus and we're still stuck making rules about who can come in or not.

>>81945483
If you believe in absurd religious stories, you're a fundamentalist. If you believe in something else absurd, then you're merely an absurdist. Fundamentalism is a subclass of absurdism that leans into it. You're just a fundamentalist without conviction.

>>81945682
>church has learned nothing since the time of Jesus
I don't think the church has learned much since the time of Moses, brother.

>>81945723
Well, charity begins at home.

>>81945753
Indeed, it does. One day we'll get it right.

>>81944238 (OP)
The 80s today would be the equivalent of the 1940s then.

To a zoomer, this is like hearing that Cary Grant and Benny Goodman died.

>>81944396
Could be his champion who still has a mortal form.

Chuck Mangione died too.

>>81945979
That doesn't feel so good

>>81945707
You're assuming that if I'm not a christian then I must believe in something equally absurd. Oh I see, you're a retard.

>>81946240
Goedel's Incompleteness Theorems confirm that math and logic are axiomatic and therefore ultimately incomplete and unprovable. If you don't choose one set of axioms, you have to choose another. If you don't choose one unprovable thing, you have to choose another. Everyone chooses their absurdity. What do you believe, that nothing just became something one day, or that something has always existed, or that nothing actually exists, or some plausible deniability of all or none of them? Any way you slice it, it's absurd.