I think I got a long log ready to snake its way out. I will update you all on the shituation as it progresses.
>>81947682 (OP)I'm gonna need some visual aid
>>81947682 (OP)Alright, I'm logging in. Standing by
>>81947682 (OP)Long log ETA to exit? Over
I was right. It was a real beast. Even built this one up long enough to have her just barely poking out the water a bit. Still shot out in one fell swoop nonetheless. Damn it feels good to be a bowel master. Now it is time to see if the plumbing is as equipped as my intestines are.
>>81947682 (OP)Gonna need that status update, Jim.
>>81947822That is one smooth looking log, anon. Congratulations!
https://files.catbox.moe/urxphz.mp4
Bad news, fellas. Looks like we got a jam. Time to break out the ol' turd busting stick, I guess. First I need to blast my ass off with the water jet though.
https://files.catbox.moe/4qfx3q.mp4
Alright. That bitch broke right up and got sent down the pipe. Painted the bowl a bit but that should buff right on out.
At long last. The turd is out of my body and the bowl is clean. My ass is also completely jetted off as well. Hot water at that. You could practically eat off of it. Anyway. Thank you all for following along with me through this turbulent journey. In conclusion I would like to say that I also consider this thread to be a girlfriend application post so if there are any fembot princesses impressed by my fecal capacity then please let me know. I am obviously a man who gets shit done.