Thread 81950379

Is sucking, fucking and cooking enough to be considered a good girlfriend?
Or do I need to do some other shit too?

>>81950379 (OP)

Just add cleaning and cuddling and you can unlock my entire wallet, house, and anything else that comes from the providermoid character class.

>>81950379 (OP)
Yeah, you need to care about the guy and show it by talking to him

>>81950404
>talking to him
about what? moids only talk about sports and politics

>>81950379 (OP)
>foids try not to think about sex impossible edition

You need to eat ass these days.

>>81950379 (OP)
Depends on the man, if you vibe, idk. Add being fun and pleasant to be around? Maybe?

>>81950379 (OP)
>Or do I need to do some other shit too?
enjoy his presence and engage in conversations with him

>>81950379 (OP)
Of course you shouldn't do any of this shit if he doesn't reciprocate in kind.

>>81950469

>if you vibe

You're black and a Zoomer.

>>81950379 (OP)
If you can't make him cum from pegging you'll never keep him around

>>81950379 (OP)
you need to emotionally support a man and not get the ick from the mildest shit

>>81950440
>Sports
Fuck no, fuck sports
>Politics
Yes
But there's tons of other things. Talk about random shit in their life or yours, just be their friend

>>81950491
obsessed unc that will never get his hairline back

>>81950440
I mostly talk to my gf about anime and video games

>>81950379 (OP)
You also have to not be a tranny (so you're excluded)

>>81950511

whatever you say, rissa

>>81950379 (OP)
That probably puts you above 70% of girlfriends, 95% if you're a good cook.
I personally enjoy cooking myself though so I'd love to meet a girl who would enjoy a date of making a course dinner together but sadly most women I meet just want to be pampered like they're the second coming of Marie Antoinette and don't even have acceptable headgame. Also >>81950521 this
Protip: stay away from Maltese women /r9k/
>>81950519
Name 3 of her favourite anime. I'd wager all of them are fujotrash.

>>81950546
Digimon, Baccano!, Hyakkano
yeah she's a fujo but that's normal for otaku culture desu, I can't complain when I'm into yuri myself

>>81950497
I make mine cum from pegging and I still feel like a useless leech. Too autistic to keep a job.

>>81950379 (OP)
It depends
Are you hot?

>>81950589
Don't worry, your bf is already your bitch

>>81950379 (OP)
do this and the dishes and enjoy watching anime and playing games with me instead of gay shit like netflix and you're close to the ideal girlfriend

>>81950571
>into yuri myself
Well I guess you're made for each other lmao
Your gf is based for enjoying 100kano at least. Does she have a favourite kanojo? I personally got into the series cause of Iku but I currently can't decide between her, Ahko and Shizuka. The guidance counselor has also been a very good addition, she reminds me a lot of Kaguya Shinomiya if she was a christmas cake.

>>81950649
She's an Ahko fan who also likes Matsuri. (and meanwhile I'm slowly going through the manga but haven't caught up to the anime or met either yet... I do like Shizuka, though.)

>>81950491
I am a zoomer
I am not white
I am not black
Fuck you, you're a gorilla baboon watermelon chicken nigger ape.