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Anonymous No.81950885 >>81951142
Gonna open up a bar for NEETs and Autists
>Be 22 y/o
>In national guard for education, and VA loan benefits
>Want to start liquor company because I distill liquor and ferment wine as a hobby
>My Chief recommends me to open a bar so I don't need to worry about storage, and I still make a profit
>Decide I want to open a bar
>Figure I'd use VA loan for a small business after deployment in 2 years
>Want to make it a cozy place
>Affordable drinks and food
>No judgement
>Decor is like an old shady bar
>Lots of jazz played by Japanese musicians, if someone is cultured they might know who's playing
>Smells of various cooked meats, cigarettes, and liquor
>Decor has a few 4chan references for those who are in the know
>Food and booze prices are supposed to be affordable for wages
>Imagine paying $2 for large fries and $3 for a decently sized burger
>Want a nice beer to wash it down? $1
>For $6 you can get a burger, fries, and a beer
>No money? Come on down during closing, you can take what's leftover, we'll even hear it up for you
>The bar will naturally have tendies
>Other foods include, Pastas,Pizzas,steaks, chicken breast, nachos, etc.
>Food will be made to be actually good for you, but still good tasting
>Food might be slightly more expensive, all depends on costs to pay workers/keep business running
>Generally I still want affordable food and drinks
>A place where wagies, Autists, and retards alike can eat and have a good time without any of the bullshit normies bring
>Normies will still be allowed because I need money, they just can't be loud as shit
>No name for the bar yet
>Gonna be in Michigan
>Near Detroit, somewhere in that area

Would robots willingly eat at a place that's quiet, with good food that's affordable?

Or is this merely a fools errand?
Anonymous No.81950903
I don't like leaving my house or socializing in real life.
Anonymous No.81951142
>>81950885 (OP)
>Music
Great so I can't fucking hear anything the shy-ass cunts around me are trying to say over the caterwauling of some nip with a saxophone. No thanks.

Why do people insist on ruining EVERY public venue with fucking music?
Anonymous No.81951187
I would love to hang out at your spot Op. Unfortunately as we all know, normies will end up discovering it and turn away all of your autistic customers. How are we supposed to avoid this from happening? A quiz that determines how much of a normie you are?
Anonymous No.81951200
if you ban roasties and trannies, sure!
Anonymous No.81952185
This sounds like a normie bar, and I am gonna elaborate in next post after I bump
Anonymous No.81952446
So let's look at specifics because I Aman actual autist.
1.Most autists don't like being intoxicated because it exacerbates sensory issues.
It would make slightly more sense if it was a weed bar as cringe as it sounds, because there is a correlation between autistic symptoms and low baseline endocannabinoid levels, so it can have therapeutic effect if consumed moderately. It will also make it more likely that the autists actually interact with each other within the bar, fostering a community.
> Decor is like an old shady bar
So, like every other bar out there? Why choose yours
I would much prefer if someone made a bar designed in principles of traditional akiya. Or something, anything else with lots of plants. Or sovietcore, it is surprisingly soothing.

> Smells of various cooked meats, cigarettes, and liquor
What a disaster. People with heightened sensitivities with are very likely to find it vomit inducing.

> Other foods include, Pastas,Pizzas,steaks, chicken breast, nachos, etc.
Again, nothing new or original here. That's a completely normie menu.
I dunno why you find it worth mentioning. Most autists need actual beef and fish as they have various nutritional deficiencies.

> >A place where wagies, Autists, and retards alike can eat and have a good time without any of the bullshit normies bring
> normies will be allowed
This is very wide supposed target audience, which is bound to create conflict amongst different groups. People suck and if you are too lenient with who you let in some retard is gonna ruin it all.

All in all "autist bar" is a stupid idea unless it is meant for autists to find connections with each other. In which case anticafes are much better option because they are hobby focused, and autists bond with other mainly through hobbies and a lot of them suffer from the fact after school ends there are no spaces anymore to do parralel play. Bars are all about talking and autistics struggle with conversations.