Thread 81951231

I know the future.
If you reply to this post with your initials and birth month, I will read your fortune and tell you how the next 5 years of your life will transpire.

Also, be warned, I am somewhat retarded.

L E C A
August 15

>>81951265
You prosper.
2025-2027 will bring some struggle and loss. You will reach a plateau that extends throughout 2028 and 2029, but 2030 will mark the beginning of an upswing. You will flourish.

C A M
Feb 6th

>>81951388
2025 - Remainder of the year will be boring.
2026 - Two-thirds of the year will be uneventful, then near the end of you year you will very nearly be hit by a car.
2027 - You get raped. Sorry.
2028 - You spend most of the year dealing with your assault. Assailant remains unpunished. You never see him again.
2029 - You are mostly back to normal. Uneventful year.
2030 - Year of Hope.

>>81951231 (OP)
A A A
January

C L H

June 11th

Reminder: Dates aren't necessary. Only months.

>>81951427
The next five years of your life will be dictated by sex. It's going to be a running theme in almost everything you do. Many of the most significant events that take place will have something to do with your sexual proclivities and activities. Some good, some bad. Wash period. No benefit, no loss.

>>81951430
By 2030 you will be living in a foreign country where only a language you have only barely begun to understand is widely spoken. Budding romance in 2027. It is cut short unfortunately.

S R S
November

>>81951452
Interesting. Married with kids currently. Would be curious to see that transition.

(I hope its latin and time travel)

>>81951499
2026 Year of Illness. Dead by 2028.

>>81951231 (OP)
A S S

April

A R

December

>>81951549
Dramatic wealth increase in 2029. Congratulations. I'm jealous.

>>81951566
2027 Year of Violence. I don't know what you're going to do, but it's going to be horrific and land you in prison for decades. Someone is going to die. Please try to control yourself.

A M
March

>>81951422
raped again award i guess,,

>>81951623
2026 Year of Truth. You will come to discover many things about yourself you had no idea you were hiding. You will learn things about others you wish you l'd never known. Many of your secrets will come out, voluntarily or otherwise. The effects will be both devastating and beautifully transformative.

>>81951627
I'm so sorry anon(ette).

Okay. I'll share 2 things, carnelian and limit break.

>>81951231 (OP)
JC, April

>>81952455
2027 Year of Lunacy. Total psychotic break. Will take many years to recover from, but your recovery will be full. Hang in there.

>>81951231 (OP)
JT august

>>81952473
You will be exactly where you are now in life until beyond 2030. Nothing will change.

I enjoyed this but crave more

>>81951231 (OP)
catjak...i know the pain in his eyes

Here is what showed up for me. I didn't ask. Only received and I'm thankful for it

>>81951231 (OP)
A I S N
July
>Also, be warned, I am somewhat retarded.
aren't we all, OP

>>81952512
2025 Year of Love.
I'm not quite sure what's going to happen to you, but I sense a sudden and unexpected spike in romantic/spiritual connection. You will either find yourself firmly tethered to another before New Year's, or the tether you've already formed with someone will soon strengthen tenfold. Either way, endless love incoming.

>>81952548
>endless love incoming.
don't do this to me, anon...
don't give me such high hope...

>>81952829
This is the year it happens.

K R
May

D E W
February

>>81952871
2025 Year of Regression. You'll go back to old habits better left behind.
2026 Year of Jealousy. Someone close to you is going to do something that makes you deeply afraid of losing something you cherish. You'll spend most of this year bitter and envious.

2027-2030 You chill out.

>>81952887
You're going to become much more emotionally stable sometime around 2028. You're going to "lock in," as the kids say. No idea how long you're going to stay locked in for but you will experience a period of shirtless self-control and discipline.

>>81952905
>shirtless
...effortless...

>>81952905
>You're going to become much more emotionally stable sometime around 2028
suicide postponed

This concludes today's round of readings. I will be back tomorrow to continue dissecting your futures. Farewell, everyone.

>>81951231 (OP)
N R S K
June

>>81952985
Farewell, OP
have a good rest of the day/night