Thread 81951782

Shepton Mallet edition

Gonna miss you guys.
T. Yank

if anyone deserves to have cancer it's HHL imo

>>81951916
Nasty cunt. Wouldn't wish cancer on anybody. Not nice that lad. Out of order.

>>81951952
HHL is nasty to us all the time though

the end of britfeel, not rite x

I will never apply for a wanking loicence lads
Absolute scenes as the mighty britfeel crumbles
It sad day

Bike days are over
https://youtu.be/zvE549_mxW0

It just wasn't for him, it could have been for you, it could have been for me, but it most definitely was not for him I'm afraid. He didn't know he had to pedal it he just wanted to turn handle and it go 4x faster.

this is how slow all the new threads will be with only pass users

>>81952402
Kind of comfy x

>>81951916
does he actually have it or is the puppet master at work again?

something so womfy about pete doherty tunes x hes a national treasure

I need a wuppa, a wuppa, a wuppa is what I need.
And I said I need a wuppa, wuppa, a wuppa is what I need
And if I share with you my womfy, would you share your wuppa with me?

Morning Dee lats

Ameribro here. I pray you guys will one day be free of your tyrannical nanny state. I can't imagine losing this site after all the years I've been here. I would say I'm amazed that such tyranny has even been tolerated, but that'd be hypocritical coming from my homeland. Regardless, godspeed, Brits. I'll never lose hope in my brothers across the pond

>>81952639
Appreciate the kind words pal. It's an outrage.

However I am contractually obliged to tell you to fuck off out of our thread now. Nothing personal. Hope you understand.

It Friday lids :)

Hafta head out again now, don't i

That i do yes

>>81952252
Don't believe him. He has said 3 times now he has sold the PlayStation pretending to pack it up and then lying about it just to annoy the "trolls"

I hate how everything has to be monetised now. It's like people can't just have hobbies anymore.

I used to know a guy who would send me pictures of his mum's feet, right after he ejaculated on them while she was sleeping. He sent them for free, and I didn't even have to ask most of the time. Now he wants to charge 5 quid a pic? Fuck outta here with that. I can cum on my mum's feet for free. My mum doesn't have feet that are quite as sexy as that dude's mum's feet but I can lick the cum off my mum's feet when I'm done so maybe it's a good thing.

Still here lmao fucking doom spreaders x

Not been asleep yet. Decent into madness is taking place.

>>81952740
Fuckin ell that new Carcass album looks a bit shit.

If you thought 4chan would be blocked today, you are a spastic

>>81952803
I'll give it a week

>>81952817
Ok Downs syndrome lad

>>81952453
he didnt get the results from his blood test yet but the doctor called him and said he has to come in to talk about the results so it sounds pretty serious

>>81952917
Ronpaulitshappening.jpg

tempted to rub 1 out quickly

what are u lads doing now that 4chan is banned

>>81952965
not banned for me x

Phworrr HHL being diagnosed with cancer now. Bring it on. Just bring it on. It lush and I mean LUSH! x I love a good happening

>>81952965
buying a pass the moment it gets blocked, well I've got money to spare havent i x

>>81952252
He should on on the CBT and 125cc grind. There's no way in hell he'd pass the mod 1 and 2 for a real bike though

you think he has cancer, i think he has aids from that boomer bumming him behind the gentleman's club

hhl off trip trying to make it all about him again. nah.

Mark bringing you all up to speed de lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwVeg4easik

HHL is the anal GOAT. Steve knows the score.

whens ofcom taking 4chan to court then

Well, it's over I guess, midnight tonight and we're all gone for fucking ever holy shit that's rough to think about

Jezbollah

how do i join the britfeel discord with shippy, shoutanon, etc?

>>81953126
Have you ever played Skyrim? You have to perform the equivalent of the Black Sacrament and a masked BN will visit you at night with the login details.

>>81953111
2 more days or so

>>81953126
RZH8AaTe
Here you go lad. Add the discord url to the front of it. The .gg one

>>81953175
thanks de lad it actually works

>>81953175
just had a look and its full of nonces

He got water in his taps, he got data in his phoneline, he got food full of cupboards, he got curtis meat in his freezer. He's doing alright there me lad

are we really going off qi4 because Mr shit cunt government man says so?

Morning morning morning and happy Friday!
Looks like ofcom can kiss are arses today.

>>81953211
off airplane*


i want this phone keyboard to be a person so I can strangle and fuck its corpse for existing

Wonder if R has done her selfie verification.

81953223
shut up you grim bacon

They can't ban me from using Linux

>>81953223
Imagine what Shippy's arse smells like after a 9 hour shift in his van.

Looking forward to seeing all the female selfies submitted for their bbc fix.

>>81953277
Don't be silly, lad. Women don't watch porn, they read it.

>>81953274
>'P-please don't hit me!!'

He looks so pathetic here.

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content
>We will provide an update on this investigation in due course.

WHEN IS 'DUE COURSE'???

4CHAN DIDN'T REPLY NOR IMPLEMENT SOME AGE GATE BOLLOCKS. IT'S NOW THE 25th. AAAAAA

https://blog.4chan.org/

UPDATE THIS SHIT, TEAM 4CHAN. YOU RESPONDED TO THE HACKER ON 14 APRIL, BUT NOT OFCOM?

(i know the only winning move here is not to play. fuck Kiwi Farms and them, absolute cowards.)

>>81953274
STAHP giving me these mental images.

France here, I just wanted to give you guys the opportunity to lick my balls and apologize for your many crimes before you vanish~

>>81953328
They sure do enjoy their smut literature. They can get sex any time. Why would they need porn?

>>81953353
hi France. you get a bad rap. i (roughly) know the historical reasons, but in Current Year yous seem all right.

all the best. please take care of the migrants.

>>81953367
why does she have all those sticky tab bookmarks?
is she insane?

>age
>political persuasion
>favourite song

me?
25
pretty far left but anti immigrant
Dixie

>>81953367
Your name is Oliver

Can't even turn off safesearch on google and bing. Will have to use the privacy focused search engines. Surely they won't ask for ID?

>>81953380
britfeel is 30+ only my lad

The gloating the 'iTs NoT gOnNa Go DoWn' lads will be fucking unbearable today. Just gonna come back tomorrow when they've got it all out of their system.
They're still wrong btw, it's just a matter of time

>>81953353
apologise for what you done to the apus
it not right

>>81953380
>age
30 bang on
>political persuasion
far right my leeeeed
>favourite song
ooofff, tough choice, maybe The Vowels, Pt. 2 by Why?

BLOCK THIS OFCOM

>>81953378
She likes all the sex parts. I'll never understand it.

Is an oval shaped head desirable?

>>81953378
She bookmarked the best parts to rub one out to

>>81953384
Never even considered Google images etc would be affected by this.
What about YouTube? Corrr this may be more annoying than I thought. Glad my VPN works.

>>81951782 (OP)
what the hell is britfeel

/britfeel/
UNITED
WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED

>Title of Prince of Darkness still unclaimed days after Ozzy's death.

My Apu will mantle the position from now on. He bites the heads of jelly babies and can name at least two works of Poe, he's well versed in MCR's discography and once cut himself with the blade from a pencil sharpener which he found to be unwomfy. Say hello to Pozzy Wozborne, he'll take his woffee, ice cold, black and with no sugar.

Maybe it's time us lads quit. This Ofcom bollocks should be a wake up call. You could've had healthy relationships if you spent more time outside instead of wasting it gooning to pixels.

>>81953433
Bean shaped head is the most desirable

>>81953380
not saying (but early 30s)
centre-left but anti-idpol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTInzFL67hE

>>81953439
corr imagine seeing her do that. just not that type of female unfortunately.

Its my birthday lads get in

>>81953441
Wikipedia is too, because the bill includes "self-harm" content which wikipedia has. Also anti suicide resources etc are at risk.

is it bad I can still feel the aviators I was wearing all night yesterday? I've got them off but I can still feel it around my ears and I keep seeing flashes of them.
Counterpoint, I'm probably just fuckin insane

Even if they block 4chan, I wont suddenly become a outgoing normie with 100 friends lol. I'll still do the same shite im doing now. Just without britfeel

>>81953401
>The Vowels, Pt. 2
like music and want to see peoples faves

>>81953388
Yeah of course down's syndrome lad, no worries. It'll be down in two weeks. Three, at the most.

Mass audit at Ofcom.

>>81953380
18
fookin leftie (BERNIE FOR YANKEE GOD KING 2028)
many many, but right now prolly don't tread on me Metallica

>>81953453
i will support his bid for the title, as long as i can be a Duke of Dimness. i have watched the film 'The Lost Boys' twice, and i plan on listening to Sisters of Mercy some day.

full time wagie, wfh rn, feel as though theres 0 point in working full time. Ill never retire or own a home and I dont care about holidays or shiny things, so whats the point? I do nothing but pretend to work.

>>81953479
Wtf man. Shall need to use this VPNberg more than I expected. Also uhh "happy" birthday Ebin. If such a thing exists.
>>81953480
Nah I don't think that's crazy at all. There are more than 5 senses, simple as.

WHOSE BOARDS?

OFCOM CANT CONTROL ME
IM MY OWN FREE PERSON
I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME X

>>81953509
His full title is "Prince Of Darkness, Space Time And Inordinate Amounts Of Cocaine"

>>81953380
24
dunno, left on some stuff, right on others, not a fan of wogs though. Liege of inveracity by suffocation at this current moment in time.

>>81953453
goth af dude twu

>>81953520
Thanks mate. I'm happy everyday. We must count our blessings desptie our circumstances Cheeka

>>81953508
but are you cute though?

>>81953471
What would you call this head shape?

>>81953544
noncecord hunting for more victims

Ofcom vs innocent /britfeel/ poster (2025, B&W)

>>81953546
That is actually known as "Cranium leguminoideum"

>>81953553
they wont fucking control me
they wont take me down
they're not getting my ID
they won't do fuck all to me mate x

>>81953550
he (or she) is over 15.

>>81953479
Appy Birfday

>>81953553
someone get the video of that idiot being hit in the nadgers cause he was throwing things at riot police

>>81953546
neanderthal

Corr one more hour until its socially acceptable to eat lunch

Illegal niggers and pakis raping kids? Go on lad, youre alright
Porn sites? Nah thats gotta go

>>81953543
I mean yeah. Don't really like birthdays though. Le forced celebration. It's also inherently narcissistic in my opinion.

I'M STILL HERE OFCOM
I'M STILL STANDING

>>81953519
What do you mean? Country is now for the makers, not the takers. Labour doing all it can to make work pay for you. They just cut 2bn off disability benefits. Are you saying your life didn't improve and you don't have more money in your pocket? Damn, guess we didn't cut enough. Need to cut more benefits for the disabled people then.

>>81953582
Racism outside of /b/? Nah thats gotta go

>>81953570
fuck up you dirty old man, go and rot with your loser nonce pals on the shitcord

And just like that all the porn is blocked. Fuck sake.

>>81953574
i know the one you mean, but this one cracks me up too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-0JwVjc6w8&t=258s
whole video is great. so many characters.

fuck using dogs to attack the gays (he says he's gay). it not rite. homophobic, even.

>>81953592
no dont cut the spacker bennies thats my back up plan you stupid lesbian, stop funding rapists for starters.

>Get banned for racism on 4chan
>Also get banned for posting bbc porn and bnwo content
So, damned if you do, damned if you don't

>>81953606
>he didn't download a cheeky spaff video
tee hee i did

>>81953596
Its fine, no moderation here

>>81953606
I verified my identity on phub with just an email verification. No pic needed. Just emailed me a code like when you forget your password.

EUROPOORS BTFO.
GUNS WOULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS. GUNS ARE FREEDOM.
AMERICA #1

>>81953612
Just tax the deliveroo pakis to pay for bennies. Simple

I am glad the porn is blocked desu. It's not going to make me quit porn probably but it might make it slightly easier to wank less

>>81953584
Same, i don't do anything special, its a humilation ritual at my age

>>81953620
corrr trade for it down the pub lad? can give you THREE rare image macros in return.

dont even watch porn but
>open opera portable which autostarts with opera free vpn
>continue as normal

>>81953632
Its not about porn itself, its a principle thing. The gov is too comfortable censoring anything they want. Literally 1984

>>81953596
that some backseat moderation, lad?
are you saying you reported that post?

>>81953612
He's taken care of migration with the French deal. One in, one out. Taken care of. Hotel bills are also down a lot. Taking over private accomodation and guaranteeing rent to landlords? Genius move. Keirs taken care of it all bro.

>>81953647
Yeah I agree with you there lad.

One in, one out. Migration taken care of.
Hotel bills down.
NHS waiting lists down.
Massive benefits reform.
Genius.

>>81953584
Chika for fuck's sake. you say i'm 'too ironic' or whatever.
HOW CAN YOU BE THIS CYNICAL ABOUT BIRTHDAYS?! i rarely celebrate mine, but if there's ANY day you should have a good time, get presents, go for a meal/drink/whatever, it's birthdays. totally secular, too.

What time does the block start?

Any of you lads thinking if quitting? Maybe this Ofcom is the kick up the arse to do something with your life. Rotting away looking at fake sex isn't the answer.

>>81953668
i dont watch porn
i couldnt give 2 shites about it, i quit it for my own good already on my own free will
i care about my britfeel community and talking to lads on here

>>81953668
I dunno what else id do desu, british birds are ugly slags. If I quit porn then what? Have to prostrate myself to the matriarchy and work my life away for some slag to raise kids that arent even my own.

Anyone know where to find this video? I know the girl is altbey or alicebey.

>>81953659
>One in, one out.
so the 'working age' population remains the same, while people continue to have kids natively?

i don't know what our fertility rate is atm, apparently it's low, but i would like a reduction in the overall population.

>>81953644
its a busty red head flicking herself off, I'll have one of my apus meet you in the pub carpark

>>81953668
I have a great career and a girlfriend, I've travelled a lot, I have interesting hobbies, I'm not sure what more I could be doing with my life.

/britfeel/ 1 - 0 Ofcunts

>>81953677
could always find an american gf and move over there, ive had multiple american gfs online

>>81953679
Do something with your life

me? shant be giving my data to anyone and I actually wont be watching porn anymore apart from the one video ive downloaded which I'll eventually get bored of, the government is weaning me off it.

>>81953680
>but i would like a reduction in the overall population.
Ah, but our israeli overlords dont want that you see? Less people buying useless stuff, less sheckles

Youre all dumb.

I already posted I verified myself on phub with just an email code. It's literally nothing.

>>81953702
LMAO.
ENJOY BEING IN THE GOVERNMENT NATIONAL PORN DATABASE

>>81953689
American girls arent much better. Id love an asian but theyre all corrupted by western slag culture.

>>81953697
This is how I look at it. Too dependent on porn so this is good

>>81953661
Idk, I've got a weird thing about being given gifts etc. It feels like guilt to me. And then the "celebration" itself for simply being alive one more year I just don't care for. If you're gonna be grateful for life, why not every day.

It just feels forced. I don't genuinely feel better because of a birthday, I don't like having to pretend otherwise for other people's sake.

>>81953702
Yeah vast majority of sites require more than that though.

>>81953700
we break ties with them. we do whatever we can, natively. i'll EVEN SAY we ought to renationalise public services, perhaps even create new ones (National Food Service, abolish supermarkets).

>>81953712
you're talking about western asians? asians actually in asia are often quite traditional i hear

>>81953702
Well done lad
Heres your long awaited (You)

>>81953697
Yeah, been trying to wean myself off it in general so this helps really, not exactly hard to bypass the block but still

>>81953719
Agreed. National rail, national housing that only native brits are entitled to

>>81953716
>I've got a weird thing about being given gifts etc. It feels like guilt to me.
all right yeah i feel the same here.
>if you're gonna be grateful for life, why not every day.
this is sweet.
>It just feels forced.
this is where i disagree. there isn't real any ritual to it, you can just get a few cards/prezzies from pals, maybe go somewhere. bit of "wahey it's your birthday" but if people know you, it's pretty organic.

but it's your life and i hope you have people who understand you. (sincere.)

>>81953722
Yeah but im not travelling across the fucking world I hate travelling. I want them to come to me

Can't access Reddit lads

>>81953739
its not hard to get passed it but im so lazy I wont even attempt, nope off the porno me. Did it 2-3 times a week, probably for the best.

>>81953709
Doesn't matter. They've already been spying on everyone for years. They literally have everything on your already. There's nothing you do online that they can't access if they wanted to. This censorship stuff is retarded, but it's pretty toothless right now. It'll get worse though. Eventually we'll have ID cards for everyone, and a "Chinese style social credit system". Interestingly, the "Chinese style social credit system" doesn't actually exist in China. It's something completely made up for propaganda to us.

>>81953753
a blessing lad

>>81953740
Exactly! If we just combine nationalism and communism kind of like how North Korea does it, then every brit will be better off!

>>81953740
I don't want to pay for free housing for lazy cunts who can't be arsed, doesn't matter where they came out of their mum's rotten cunt

>>81953719
>>81953740
EVERYTHING our government touches turns to shit and you want them to control MORE stuff? Mongs.

>>81953740
i've rambled on about the immigration process and how it's fucked EVEN FOR the immigrants, sometimes. housing is one that really bothers me. forget the immigrants themselves for a second, it's all handled by government contracts to companies like Mears Group. who do very well off it, and that's public money.

(yes it's also houses that could go to native Brits, but they should also be council houses reeeee.)

I had an American egf once. I asked her to be my gf and we made plans on how we'd move in together in a couple years. Literally next day she ghosted me for a week, then messaged me to say she'd met someone else. An Israeli guy in Israel. She previously hated Jews. Women are retarded.

>>81953790
i dated this american girl online she had massive tits, corr..

me? I'll never own a house or retire, just how it is so I will drag my feet and be an incredibly low productivity worker like out of something in a second world communist shithole, do enough to get me bread rations because whats the point

>>81953744
Like I don't hate that other people celebrate it. It's just one of many normal things in current society that I sorta don't get. I think most holidays are sort of forced and commercialised, mothers day and things like that. But actually I will defend those things because if they weren't kinda forced by "society" then people may not mark such things at all, so maybe it's overall a good thing. Like Christmas has totally lost its meaning but I'd rather we have it than not have it. I hate rambling.

>>81953753
I looked at the main page and it's fine, maybe it's just the porn subs?
Funny though on the main page the literal first result was from r/unitedkingdom and it was a link to an article called 'Half of Brits think Islam not compatible with British values in latest poll as imam says he is 'deeply worried' by results'.
Patriots were fucking going off in the comments, everyone agreeing, anyone even remotely disagreeing or questioning statistics or anything absolutely barraged by debunks/rebukes/abuse etc. You LOVE to see it.

>>81953790
She was retarded for planning on moving in with you. Not retarded for abandoning the plan.

>>81953772
I dont have a problem with lazy cunts besides chavs who cause trouble. We throw all chavs in concentration camps and leave the peaceful neets alone

>>81953790
I think she made that up just to piss you off.

>>81953817
I don't have a problem with lazy cunts either but I have a problem with paying for them

>>81953816
You're retarded, and gay.

>>81953818
Didn't seem that way.

>>81953752
well gonna be hard to convince them to fly 15 hours to see you
maybe you could meet one online, on those foreign dating apps or friend apps there are tons of girls from SEA

Yep, cant even watch porn on plebbit anymore. Only thing it was good for

>>81953827
C'mon lad how would her life be if she moved in with you? Pretty shit i'm guessing

>>81953833
It's made me doomscroll way less tbqh thank you Keir

>>81953824
Don't worry. Labours plans regarding the benefits system is as close as you can get to abolishing disability benefits without abolishing them. It makes it so restrictive that basically no one will get it, even wheelchair mongs who can't wash their own ass. Ones that do will still be pushed towards employment support and have to see work coaches. As for non disability benefits, UC etc almost all of them already work anyway.

That's why you now have more money in your pocket, and things got better for you. Based Keir, making work pay. Running Britain for the makers, not the takers.

Happy birthday Ebin. Enjoy your birthday wank over VPN.

Wonder if SSM ever murdered someone

>>81953846
Nta but im lucky i got my disability whilst the tories were still in. God i fucking miss them, we had it so good.

>>81953837
Projection meethinks

wonder how often ebin masturbates

>>81953857
Nah my wife and I have a fantastic life

american girl i dated was crazy about me, think she had a british fetish, all id have to do is talk in my british accent and she'd be soaking

>>81953852
SSM murdered 2 people and his dog

>>81953811
i like your rambles (i'd just call them 'posts'). but yeah i get you - i HAVE spent Christmas Days alone, and it's great.

>>81953846
I don't have a problem with people getting disability benefits

Jack Straw was right about the English

Remember to backup your stash lids. I have like 3 HDDs of porn stuff because if one breaks, which easily happens, you'll have spares.

>>81953871
Alone sounds pretty sad though desu. I like Christmas for getting to see family I never usually see, mostly.

Shippy is a child sex offender and that's why I'm no longer allowed to be in contact with him.

>>81953883
I wish I had my shit together like that. I keep all my pr0n in a game folder which, if ever accidentally uninstalled through Epic, will wipe my entire stash. It is what it is.

fk you i wont do what you tell me x

Good morning sir. Here to check the digital hygiene of your devices in light of the recent activation of the Online Safety Act.

Before we continue: You are aware that it is now illegal to possess any images, text or videos and any media containing dicks, cocks, wangs, trouser snakes, gonads, marbles or tadgers, pussies, twats, fannies, minges, tuppences or whisker biscuits, boobies, tits, tiddies, jugs, melons baps or bazongas, chuffs, arseholes, backdoors, puckers or rusty sheriffs badges on any device without correct form of age identification can have you sentenced for up to five years or issued an immediate unlimited fine.

It's all in keeping the little lids safe, you see. Not right what an Apulet or a Tadpu could encounter on the net.
Now, if you'd like to present your devices for inspection.

Not right what happen to wee Benji.

Imagine taking porn away from incels. Can't even get sex, can't even have a wank now. Not everyone want to put their face online and ID online.

>>81953919
Is it true that SSM ate him? The mad bastard

Prohibited from being in contact with Shippy.

>>81953919
>Benji
>Bobbin
>The Stickies
>Cuddles

Not right what happened to the critters of /britfeel/

Timmy's due his taxpayer funded haircut wearing his taxpayer funded excellent glasses watching his taxpayer funded SkyGo while having his taxpayer funded breakfast during his taxpayer funded 7 months in hospital. It so lush.

>>81953925
He cooked and ate Tristan.

I wish I had a girlfriend. I'd give up porn if it were that easy.

>>81953915
is it ur legal rite to be here?
no?
didnt think so mate
so get the fuck off my property
dont have a warrant so fuck off will ya x

Whats you guys favourite BLACKED scene? If you could only download one to fap to forever what would it be?

*slams door on you*

>>81953947
Why don't you have a girlfriend lad?

Was on hamster earlier and now it's registration only. Lost my libido at that point.

>>81953953
Very tough choice, but for me it's Nikki Benz's single appearance. There's this like ten second segment where she's giving Jason Luv a titjob and she's just fucking slamming them around him and it looks so fucking hot. That's my 'the one' scene, specifically that tiny clip. I have it in 4k, cropped to the frame it starts and ends and when I absolutely NEED to bust I load it up and it never fails to make me shoot fucking ropes.

>>81953953
The Angela White and Lena Paul threesone scene probably

>>81953863
Some of them do have a weird fetish about it, used to talk to this American girl I met in a game and she was always trying to voice chat even though I hated it, she was a bit mental and disappeared in the end

>>81953972
Great scene but Flash Brown puts me off. Something weird about that guy. I prefer Jason Luv or Isaiah Maxwell.

>>81953223
Goooooooood morning loliman (robin williams joke)
Friday, oh yeah. Ofcom hasn't put out a statement yet. Guess they're too busy quaking in their boots.

>>81953915
i-implied right of access

Wish I was black desu

>>81953223
did you know the UK laws on child pornography apply to cartoons and drawings? just thought you'd appreciate this bit of trivia!

*clears throat*
Fuck ofcom

>>81953995
wouldn't you miss milk, lad? it's lush.

>>81953848
>>81953859
Thanks, I've said this before, not very often. I coudln't wank every day if I tried. Every other day at a push or maybe 3-4 days. Sertraline

>>81954012
>Sertraline
enjoy your personality actually changing (which they always say doesn't happen) and possibly brain zaps.
(do not go cold turkey on this. it's absolute hell.)

>>81954012
You on anything else lad? Whatever you've been taking/doing it's clearly working, you're streets ahead of where you were a few years ago

Ofcom are having a meeting about us RN.
They've got us up on the projector. What should we say to them?

why was i not informed?

hate ofcom
simple as

>>81954022
We did mention it yesterday, brothah.

>>81954022
My apu loved Wulk Wogan

would feel uncomfortable going on about my wank habits if i was a YouTuber tbqh. i dunno if you'd call it 'social media', but that's 'you', it's your pseudonym, your voice, you walking around.

>>81954036
fair enough. i went to bed early (pregabalin + zopiclone combo) but i did skim the previous thread this morning. must have missed it.

My mum used to talk graphically about how she'd love to shag Hulk Hogan. It used to upset my dad to the point that he'd burst into tears when she'd go on about it.

>>81954055
>It used to upset my dad to the point that he'd burst into tears when she'd go on about it.
this is why i need britfeel

>>81954019
Mainly sertraline, regular exercise and a better diet.

>>81954040
Meh, a lot of youtubers vlog about this stuff and worse. I suppose its the age we live in, people are open

Make a star trek post please

Don't take my porn away

>>81954077
i have seen the first three or four episodes of TOS, and the first two episodes of TNG.

bit of a Star Trek buff, me.

how would the british government even enforce this new law 4chan is an American company and british law cant be enforced in america?

>>81954020
As CEO of /britfeel/, on behalf of our thousands of members, I hereby declare that our organisation condemns the dreadful content of boards like /pol/ and /b/ and respectfully request permission to retain access to /r9k/ for all UK users. Thank you for your attention.

>>81954088
I'd be absolutely fine if I had a girlfriend. It's not like I can just go get a girlfriend now. That's now how it works.

Has anyone began compiling a list of sites that have begun to comply with restrictions?
The two most notable sites I'm aware of are Kiwi Farms (which happened months ago) and Rule 34 xxx. Notably Rule 34 paheal is still online. XVideos is still online but has a banner addressing the incoming restrictions.
P.S: Checked PornHub and they also require age verification.

Imagine the YouTube channel takes off. Comment section like a britfeel thread. Normies like
>Who the fuck is shippy? Why do you keep calling him Ebin? How do you know what he wanks over?
Corrr. Dare to dream.

>>81954088
it is the end of an era.

>>81954091
Cloudflare can geoblock. ISPs already have filtering for decades.

>>81954103
i don't like the way YouTube comments work now, replying to comments in individual threads (like nesting, but only one level). also they apparently have weird algorithms/word filters.

but i say we just find some random comment feature or old guestbook or something. and THAT becomes the new /britfeel/

>>81954103
Maybe my comment section can be the new meeting place if britfeel goes down

Has anyone tried uploading an AI image of themselves for the photo ID?

>>81954100
Why don't they all host in Russia? This could be a good money maker for the commies.

>>81954100
Xvideos still works

>>81954124
No way would I do that. Cousin who is 14 just got his dad to do it for him.

also i don't have a Google Account. might have an ancient YouTube account, but i'm sure it'll ask for phone number and all that bollocks now, cba.

are YouTube going to request age verification? they've REALLY upped the age restricted videos, and they're now difficult to access (e.g. with yt-dlp and alternative frontends).

Google have been trying 'give us your ID' shit for ages. you DO want to prove you're 18+ so you can watch a video of someone saying 'fuck', right?

>>81954115
i mean how can the government fine 4chan? what if 4chan just say no

>>81954103
clocked in for your 16 hour shift king

>>81954052
I had a similar night, I had a pregab at 14:30, rode it out til 23:00 ish, then had a diazie. Went to bed about 01:00.

>>81954141
I work for G-G-G-Google so I might be able to get you an account there x

>>81954124
apparently there's some (paid) service that does this. uses something similar to thispersondoesnotexist.com and generates AI selfies that can even match a requested pose ("hold up your hand" or whatever).

supposedly they do work, for now. a poster here said it's what users on Reddit were doing.

>>81954052
>pregabalin + zopiclone combo
Do you have a death wish?

>>81954150
I mean clearly you have just woke up and time to epic troll! But no I've got stuff to do today and garn cinema. At a party tomorrow. Corrr it called having a life unlike some! Fucking kek.

>>81954149
it's kind of unclear
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/online-safety-act-explainer/online-safety-act-explainer
they're not based in the UK, but there's a section that explains it applies to overseas websites: they've sent off the letter to Team 4chan.
but yeah you can't just fine a company that's based in the US. chances are they'll simply get UK ISPs to block 4chan, and then the 4chan lads have heard the end of it.

>>81954139
Dad can you do this face ID for me de lad? Why? So I can keep watching porn. Alright de lad.

>no passport (stuck at countersignatures section)
>no smartphone (expensive for a neet like me and not really a necessity)
>no ID (mum lost my birth certificate, have nothing else)

Ofcom can go fuck themselves.

>>81954139
>Cousin who is 14 just got his dad to do it for him.
Jesus Christ this is why this stupid ban wont fucking work. What a waste of time for the government. This country has real issues and they come up with shit like this that is circumvented in 5 seconds.

>>81954160
i've been really silly with combining substances recently. went back on the drink for a bit, opiates or benzos + alcohol is really fucking stupid (don't do it) but i just slipped up. was fine, luckily.

pregabalin makes me kinda hyper rather than chill (300mg and i can still feel it, now, over 12 hours later). just wanted some sleep. it was all fine. really intense dreams, though.

>>81954166
you took my throwaway post wayyy too seriously lid

>>81954180
Sounds like a you problem lad

>>81954176
Any decent dad would do it.

>>81954180
>no ID (mum lost my birth certificate, have nothing else)
See if you have a pic of her on your phone and use that as ID to log onto xhamster.

Ironically, the people this will affect the most are boomers who don't know what a VPN is.

>>81954180
in the future we'll all be looking at you as an example of a free man. you will be the only free man in are society. they might laugh at you now but they are foolish.

Xbox and Playstation requiring photo ID to look at a PEGI 18 store page. Fucking hell.

Tried ordering some meth on me onion site and it wants age verification. World's gone mad.

>>81954187
You're here every day trying to wind people up. In this case for some reason you think I'm insecure about how often I am here, when I'm not? Plenty more things for me to be bothered about than that. I can only presume that it is projection. When are you going to figure out that you're not as intelligent as you think you are? It like Sargon.

Technology Secretary Peter Kyle has given his sincere apologies for everyone who grew up during the wild west internet. He's very sorry you all had to suffer seeing such horrible material.

>>81954201
Insneed. I prefer my internet experience unfiltered desu desu.

>>81954217
Fucking hell lmao. It's funny because my brother isn't very techie and he messaged me the other day about wanting to read a subreddit that has been laballed NSFW. It's not even NSFW it's a gym sub called noplatesnodates. But he couldn't access it without providing his pictures. It's mad.

>>81954222
melty and I mean melty

>>81954252
Haha yeah... Enjoy your entire day of trolling on 4chan big man.

I will recognise Palestine the day Palestine recognises Israel.

>>81954077
boldly going where no britfeeler has gone before
outside

>>81954222
You never attach link when you're being a seethie cunt

>>81954267
t. Entire persona is seethe and epic trolling XD
Opinion discarded.

>>81953592
The problem with the cuts is that Labour will only take money from those that don't have the mental or physical capabililty to defend themselves. Ironically, the multi-generational families who have never worked a day in their life and know how to play the system and kick up a fuss will not be affected. In short, Labour has no balls.

bloody immigrants

Wages are so low in the Northwest man. I was looking at a job that required 5 years experience in IT and the pay was 30k/year. 30k almost feels like minimum wage these days but it requires 5 years of experience. It's just mad.

16 hours a day. fucking lol

>>81954299
fucking lol
this country is an actual joke, seriously wish i was born in america

should have made it opt in at customer / isp level. isp asks do you want naughty things censored because you are a responsible parent yes/no?

Friday=choonday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po8L0IzKGLc
>>81954185
NTA but, pregab is an all day kind of drug, and the day after is still floaty and feelan good, you might also feel it the 3rd day, but that should be more just feelan good still. I love them I do, no stress for a few days, can't complain at that.

>>81954315
If you were born in America what do you think your life would be like? Because I think for most lads here it would be much, much worse

>>81954166
>I've got stuff to do today and garn cinema.
cor you going to the Tyneside, lad?
that new Superman?

>>81954315
>this country is an actual joke
Outside of London it really is. A similar experience job in the US would probably net you $80k/year or something. It's mad how low everything is here but the cost of living is so high. The answer to everything can't seriously just be: just move to London mate

I'm sure Ruby is very pro Ofcom.

>>81954330
i would be rich by now living in my boxroom making 100k coding and doing online gambling and ordering ubereats every night

>>81954321
>pregab is an all day kind of drug
yeah you're right about all that. it's not even some kind of comedown, like a hangover or the day after MDMA. but the fact the effects still last, whatever neurons are firing or whatever, it's wild.
usually goes away after the next day, three days would be mad. and i've had a crazy amount of pregab before (sometimes one 300mg really 'hits' and lasts, other times i have snorted/taken a whole blister of them and just stayed up for a couple of days)

>>81954348
How much money do you make doing coding and online gambling
in the UK?

Anyone got a link to a video of an old bloke looking straight at the camera, then turning, for the Reddit age photo ID? tried a video I found on Tiktok website but text is in the way

Chika goes ballistic when you gently remind him he is here all day every day
>Y-you're a twoll!
Okay lad lol

I wish I was sexy thicc girl with massive tits and arse

>>81954332
We keeping it private so no spoilers.

HR Executives get paid 40k a year to sit on their arses drinking tea and occasionally sending an email to new starters with a new starter form to fill. It's honestly mad.

>>81954357
nothing because theres no jobs
if i had a job it would be a third of that

>>81954299
Even down south 8:30 start 17:30 finish, central london, 25k wtf

>>81954369
That's brutal lad, what languages do you know? I'm surprised a skilled coder who could make six figures in the US can't find any job at all here.

>>81954358
Just download a third party Reddit app (not the official app) if you want to carry on viewing NSFW subs

>>81954330
I'd have an American girlfriend with big boobs and a nice arse and a big house and a chevvy and an arsenal of weaponry

>>81954358
All you need to do is generate an image on AI of an old bloke looking in the camera and on the side. Worked for me

>>81954382
How big are your gf's tits here?

>>81954358
I'm not helping you, you dirty flasher-mac wearing degenerate.

>>81954381
aren't these broken now? i remember a few where they'd parse the posts or whatever, remove all the bullshit.
which tbqh shouldn't be an app, that should just be good web design on the site itself.

a lot of Reddit people here. i am SURPRISED i tell you.

Using fraud to circumvent the Online Safety Act is it, sir?
Very naughty activity this is, you're making Britain unsafe for our kids and unsafe for yours. Social will be taking them from you shortly to be rehomed with proper Apu families. You'll be coming to the station with me.

>>81954410
Reddit refused my request to delete all my posts. (uk)
Solicitor has told me they will sue them for breach of GDPR.

>>81954379
typescript, js, python, php, java etc
mainly want to be web focused

>>81954428
Any chance of freelancing for US companies from here? That's more or less what I do.

>>81954332
Tyneside might be comfy now the students garn home

starting to think chika might be low IQ

>>81954416
i said get off my propty
its not ur rite to be here
got a warrant have you then?
didnt fink so
so fuck off mate x
*slams door on you*

>>81954410
You can patch them using ReVanced manager. There are guides on Reddit on how to go about this. It's a bit of a faff I know, but only needs to be done once.

>>81954437
Lol you think?

>>81954427
didn't people use some third-party thing to scramble all their posts? guessing it gets around those sites that show deleted posts.
what a clusterfuck of a site. i remember when it was just 'tech news' like Digg etc., then all that rage comic bollocks, then 'it's good for porn', now what the fuck even is it? it has Gaia-style avatars, annoying in-line GIFs, and that's on top of the horrible nested comments + karma/voting thing.

never really cared about "our site vs your site" flame wars on 4chan, but Reddit is just a mess. bring back traditional forums.

>>81954434
theres millions of people doing that
i've done some freelancing but i can't get consistent work

>>81954389
I don't have a girlfriend here

We on that borrowed time are we not

>>81954446
Oh I know de lid

>>81954381
They stopped NSFW for third party apps ages ago mate.

>>81954454
Where is she then?

>>81954453
Something is wrong then, and I doubt living in America would be the solution. Unlikely you'd get consistent work there either.

>>81954454
You wouldn't have one in America either then lad

>>81954436
seen some great remasters there. 2001, Suspiria, Blue Velvet... cor.

So what's a list of sites demanding 'verification' of various sorts?
>pornhub
>xhamster
>spankbang
>eporner
>youporn
>tubegalore
>all nsfw subreddits
>rule34
>rule34video
>e-hentai
I'm sure many more but those are some of the big ones I've checked today.

>>81954487
bluesky
twitter soon
discord
telegram

>>81954055
thats so fucking funny fuck sakes man they cant ban this place

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/protecting-children/online-age-checks-must-be-in-force-from-tomorrow
>>81954487
not sure if there's a full list.
>thousands of smaller sites have committed to deploying age-checks across their services.

>11 Ofcom investigations already in progress.
this is a link. 4chan is one. haven't really heard of the others.

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/protecting-children/tiktok-compliance-information-request
lol TikTok got hit with with a 1,875,000 quid fine.

think I might get a black wool coat for vvinter and have some earthy jumpers, bit of the arl ''dark academia'' n ting

oi bruv i got my postin loisence right er

>>81954299
I feel that. I'm going into engineering and the starting wages are below 25K, cannae pay off my debts like this. I might be fucked

How tall is Ssm de lats?

>>81954225
Fudge packer Peter Kyle

>>81954524
>lol TikTok got hit with with a 1,875,000 quid fine.
Imagine paying that? Like a government just makes up a number to fine you when you aren'#t even a British company.

What is wrong with this fucking country man it annoys me so fucking much

>>81954543
About as tall as he is wide de lad

>>81954299
lad I literally work directly for the government investigating dodgy forins and they pay me 28 thousand a year

TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND THIS IS DOGSHIT MY WAGE IS DOGSHIT

i don't know what the rules are on NON-porn sites. that London Fixed Gear and Single-Speed (i.e. bikes) forum was going to shut down because the admin just didn't want to go through all the potential safety stuff.
https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/401475/
apparently it's been resurrected under a new admin or something. hard to follow all this.

unsure if this post is accurate about it affecting random small forums/sites/communities, but the Act is definitely overzealous and silly (as everyone agrees)

>>81954564
thats a good wage in broken britain you should be very grateful

>>81954554
Doubt they actually paid the fine

>>81954562
Some guy said he was 5 foot 5. Is that true

>>81954554
>a government just makes up a number to fine you
uhhh technically they were INFORMED that the fine would be up to 18 million quid or 10% of their worldwide revenue (whichever is greater). they should have just complied :-)

>>81954543
5'6" according to his old dating profile

lovely new mirror in me hall
see they got all the autumn decorations out in the shops now

>>81954575
Hiro is going to prison, he will be extradited to the UK where he will live out the rest of his days
RIP 4chan

SSM always looked quite tall in his videos. Had no reason to think he was a manlet.

>>81954591
is he from that star trek?

>>81954575
i believe TikTok will. i guess they have to produce this report saying 'we take child safety very seriously and are implementing measures to...' and then they will. probably some age verification.

the alternative is just being blocked in the UK. then they'll make 0 pounds here.

Minimum wage is basically 25k these days. So you're saying, with 5 years of experience in whatever field, 30k, just 5k more, is 5 years experience? And after tax it's like 200 quid more in your pocket pocket per month.

No wonder this country isn't productive. It's just a pittance and you're expected to be grateful and you're just slightly above water at all times.

>>81954572
nah lad thats dogshit

>>81954594
moot has basically disappeared. no longer works at Google. it's possible he's either some FBI informant, in witness protection, or dead.

>>81954564
>TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND THIS IS DOGSHIT MY WAGE IS DOGSHIT
Ur basically getting slightly more than a ASDA worker mate lol

alright there youtubers?
decided to move to egypt where it a free country
no blocked websites for me my leed x

>>81954602
he is indeed. there's a meme thread of him on /tv/ now and again

This warrants nearly a year in hospital de lads

at least if TikTok ends up on the chopping block, young'uns will complain and probably gather in London somewhere with signs.

protest doesn't work any more, but at least that would create a more serious discussion than the Parliament e-Petitions do.

wish none of the websites complied
imagine if all the big social medias and porn sites just geo blocked the UK, there would be an outrage

>>81954625
;_; at least in Egypt it was only a few days. here in the UK it's 4lyfe.

>>81953529
Lolsxx
>>81953479
Happy bday x

>>81954637
>sets phone up with selfie camera
>sets timer
>lies down as if he's just fallen over again
back to the hospital, free food, bed, someone to talk to, sky tv

been wanting a fucking guitar for ages but on my shit wage I just cant justify the amount, 28k and a new guitar is going to be a grand minimum because a floyd rose 1000 series and humbuckers is expensive as fuck, anything less will wear out too fast and its pointless for the 500 quid range. Just wank go nowhere, save as much as possible, dont really buy much of anything and I just cant justify this one fucking thing ive been after for ages

>>81954651
if it's outside the UK, they can just not. if it's registered in the UK, then yeah those fines are serious business.

looks like 4chan is taking the 'ignore the letter' route. but then the ball is in the UK's court and they can just block the site here, like The Pirate Bay. that's what WE get for non-compliance.

I could have sworn this wasn't in the case. Next step, try it. Got worms as well for free. Can't find the Dave mira game.

>>81954682
corrr this takes me back.

>Graaand Theft Autooo!

>>81954661
I've got a mini travel acoustic me. Very enjoyable and quite loud given the size.

>>81954661
Getting a guitar won't get you laid lad.

>>81954661
Buy it lad if you don't buy much of anything else. Hows the resale value?

>>81954706
I need it for specific music, ive got a shitty 150 quid guitar ive been on for years but it plays terribly. Recently had a go on an actual high end guitar and the difference was insane.

>Ring up BT to enquire about me contract
> Indian picks up
>Can hardly understand a thing
>Ask to be put with an English person
>He says "Sir, we have none of English person"
>Just put the phone down instead of wasting my time trying to understand what he's actually saying
They need to start fining companies that outsource this shit.

>>81954717
not arsed, I play for me as I enjoy it, one of the only things I do enjoy.
>>81954718
fairly decent on higher end guitars, they dont go down in value much which is annoying as the second hand market is expensive as well

>>81954728
just replace the lot with AI

>>81954717
What kind of nigger brained spastic are you that your entire lifestyle is based around what may or may not attract mid pussy? Literal subhuman mindset.

So they're really gonna ban all of twitter and 4chan because you can, if you want to and choose to look for them, see boobs on the platforms?
Fuck sake, the government is such a fucking mammy I hate this shit.

>>81954741
>n*****
OFCOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>81954739
>fairly decent on higher end guitars, they dont go down in value much which is annoying as the second hand market is expensive as well
This is good then, because that way if you do change your mind in 6/12 months, you haven't lost much money.

>>81954741
Literally the only mindset that exists in the male brain. Cope all you want but everything you have ever done is in service to the subconscious impulse and instinct to get pussy.

>>81954728
>>Ask to be put with an English person
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what you mean english person?Hello hate crime?

I once had a guitar gf. She always asked me to pick her up but I got the feeling she was just stringing me along. It was all about that bass for though.

This is the one I've got. Yamaha APXT2. It's really fun to play cause it's small. Hate dreadnoughts cause they're far too big to lug around

>>81954773
acutally howling

>>81954728
Bit racist lad, no?

>>81954776
>3/4 size
Alright midget lad

>>81954728
>Ask to be put with an English person
oh no! harmful content! keir starmer save me

AV GOT A SECTION 5
SECTION 4 IN PROGRESS PUBLIC ORDER ACT
CAUSING FEAR N DISTRESS FRM DISCRIMINATION OF PPL ON THE PHONE HE SED GIVE ME A ENGLISH PERSON WHAT IS A ENGLISH PERSON?????????///////////////////////////////// OFFICER!

>>81954728
i did this when Spark Energy had all """UK-based""" call centres (they meant Scotland)

>>81954773
was this when you got done for fingering A minor?

>>81954820
They pit UK call centres in Scotland bc Scottish accent is the most ""authoritative" UK voice its true look it up.Sry that we sound sexy n like somebody thats in charge of shit nobody wants to speak to a little pipsqueak soufern toff on the phone

>>81954180
> no ID (mum lost my birth certificate, have nothing else)
Anyone can request a copy of anyone's birth certificate for any reason.

>>81954769
>Literally the only mindset that exists in the male brain
Only if you're a subhuman who has no actual passions or interests. I'm sure those blokes obsessing over trains, guns, cars, golf, warhammer, professional football etc are really doing it subconsciously for pussy. We all know on an instinctive level that women get wet for all that.
>Cope all you want
Sorry, not sorry to have to do this, but it's too accurate not to:
>no you

Why is the thread about Shepton
N-not that I'm from there or anything, just curious obviously.

Thats u done on the public order act
Call me spastic LEts see what old bill finks of that
Am disabled
Section 4
Am feeling so feared n alarmed n distress.Am so anxious
UR under citizen arrest
You cant leave or Ill use reasonable force
Am ringing polcie stay here

ofcoms coming for me
they're trying to take me out x

>>81954840
if it's so sexy and authorative, then why does practically all female-aligned bdsm literature and media use dominant guys with English and American accents?

Chad works for pussy in his well paid career.
You work for money in a deadend job.

>>81954840
haha nah crosslad i'm taking the mick, i actually think Scottish people are friendly and SOUND friendly. never really had any trouble understanding the accent, not sure how serious people are being there.

>>81954868
I didnt know english ppl watch porn apart from the one where 7 black guys fucks an english lassie in front of Nigel

>>81954868
you could have some tough nugget Glaswegian. go for some jock stereotypes, maybe even throw in heroin for good measure.

brb getting a career in erotic literature

>>81954739
Glad got tons of pussy. Spaniard pum. RIP GLAD

to be fair ive got a mild obsession with u -boats that pops up every now and again and I dragged the gf with me to see U-534 against her will and had her take photos. Cor love u boats I do

i don't have a Geordie accent (few words here and there, just happens living here) but people say Geordies are hard to understand?

this programme where an American writer tried to write 'a Geordie' is funny as hell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei1DnFdJrww
apparently he defended it saying he did his research and all that.

>>81954728
can't you just check it online?
when i cancelled my three contract i done it via recorded mail to their office in the uk instead of phoning their support as the quality of the calls was shockingly bad (static-y and kept cutting out) then having to deal with an indian with a strong accent that i couldnt understand wasn't for meee

>>81954870
>You work
fake news.

>>81954859
dont care you spackie tard

>>81954932
You r only incrimianting yourself further I am recording on video.We will be watching this back in court Section 4 Causing me fear n alarm n distress n anxiety I feel really really unsafe n triggered by what u said to me Nd av rang old bill to let them know how i feel Nd yes i wish to press charges

I genuinely think people whose entire lives revolve around their career are soulless individuals. Now I know this sounds obvious, but I mean the people who don't just work to pay bills. People who network - ergh

>>81954954
they set my brain off, absolutely fucked vibrations coming off of those people

>>81954949
dont give a fuck downie

>>81954949
Human Rights Act too lad. maybe it's different in Scotland but you have the right to freedom of assembly and freedom of expression, Brexit has not taken that from us.
also there are probably some equality law violations since 'disability' is a protected characteristic.

basically, you can expect a few grand off this, easy.

>>81954906
Sounds more like Irish. Some of the words were accurate though kinda. It was an attempt.

Does he fink we live in america or smth? KEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek I am sending email 2 ur employer n let him know hes hired a racist disabledphone homophobe transphobe thug Nd am posting about it on soshy meeds so enjoy getting cancelled I guess

I should have been born Australian, the additional Vitamin D would have been nice and I'd be having lots of Australian sex in the sun.

>>81954801
>Alright midget lad
Im 5foot6 lad

>>81955000
yeah there's certain an Irish twang and the pipes don't help (they are NOT Northumbrian pipes)
cracks me up tbqh.

avatarfaggots are a blight on this general

>>81955043
i do not agree with you.

>>81955027
look everyone it's little lad

>>81955043
do u have a problem with my mate? x

>>81955080
who is your mate

What did Susan Riddell do
Shes been cancelled like anon
No fringe festival for u my lass bc youre a crazed lunatic van driver

>>81955043
Chika (the bloke here 16 hours a day) is the worst of them all.

Id herd that Susan riddell had beenplanning 2 "deal with" oxcom.......................................

>>81955071
its not that little lad

>>81955094
could argue that mong Shippy is the second worst considering he only posts the same four images.

Apparently in France they call poofters faguettes.

>>81955094
i wouldnt mind if he didnt post the same handful of images over and over

Sorry Susan maybe nxt time ehmmmmmmmm dont be a terrorist thanks hen

>>81955097
>ts not that little lad

>>81955089
>>81955096
having to read between some lines with the BBC News article. so she's pals with (probably) Palestine Action people, she drove a van into a fence in a Morrisons car park because on the other side was a company that provides lasers to the British government who might use them in Israel?

bit convoluted, that.

Keir has succeeded in bringing the country together. Never before have redditors and 4channers agreed on anything but here we are. The terminally online UNITE.

>NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN PORNERINO HOW WILL I WATCH MANDINGOLIUS ON PORNHUB OR DONATE TO MY HECKIN ONLYFANS QUEENS?
>THIS IS A LITERAL FASCISM!!!!!

Only actual porn addled goybean drinkers are upset about this.

>>81955170
there's a good thread about 'porn shaming' with some interesting discussion. take it there.

I dnt really "avatarsneed" myself byt I used to,,I kept grtting banned like constantly so I packed it in am sorta stumped how some ppl go under the radar forever

>>81955178
I'll stay here little lad.

>>81955181
have a couple different avatars in the rotation

>>81955181
i was an avatarfriend on /x/ in the early 2010s when there was a weird influx of them. i dunno it's a gimmick, just part of the daft fun of image boards.

i know 4chan has its own unwritten rules, language, and culture like any web site, but i also hate when things become all homogenised outside basic standards...'HIVEMIND' USED TO BE A JOKE!!

Rough af me. Getting straight back on that sobergrind. Cba with hangovers and drunk drama anymore.

>>81955170
Am not that into prn either but its the principle n it will be abused to include a lot of other things obviouly

>>81955181
Just report them for avatar/signature use. Wimple as.

I used to be a pretty popular avatarfag back in the day on /v/.

>>81955213
Ye I agree.I jst found it cute doing a avatar.It wasnt supposed to be malicious.N ppl were like that OMFG AVATAR VAGATAR!!!11 Like proper meltdowns.Its just meant to be cute.I wrote a ban appeal like that "its not a avatar its just pictures of my waifu"they werent having it even tho its true

>>81955215
what will you do when 4chan gets banned

>>81955215
Beehive and a bag later? It Friday x

Everytime I go to tescos etc, I steal a little choccy bar. Everyone else does, and a good white young man like me is never suspected

>>81955191
well i have stuff to add to the discussion but i think the other thread is better.

>>81955139
SHes been arrested for being a madterrorirst junkie possible paedo imo

>>81955170
I agree comrade, the government should be in complete control of everything we say and do and look at and read online. It's for our own good!

>>81955232
i get it if it's flooding but people do just post random pictures and nobody cares about these frogs or silly bald men. frankly i wish there were more random pictures including OC. i know some of you guys can doodle black-and-white faces in MS Paint i know you can!

anyway this is my third cat GIF in a row deal w/ it nerds.

Suspected paedophile Susan Riddel

>>81955170
Pornhub has been shit ever since they deleted all the amateur stuff. The only porn there now is clips from porn studios and onlyfans thots.

>>81955215
when you pissed blood do you mean a stream of blood, or there was just blood in your urine?
had that possible kidney stone the other day and all the sites said to watch out for blood (luckily there wasn't and the pain is mostly gone)

>>81955243
>possible paedo imo
i know nothing about her. qrd?

Suspected paedophile Penis Austin

Why does some irrelevant British regulator think they can control websites hosted all over the world?

>>81955249
this is not communism/socialism/leftism it is a police state plain and simple.

>>81955215
>Cba with hangovers and drunk drama anymore.
I've only been in britfeel for a couple months and I've seen you say that like 20 fucking times.
Get a grip you useless twat.

>>81955277
tbf a few other nations seem to think they're in charge of what other countries do, or that they set the standard.

>>81955281
It's totalitarianism, the most common regimes of which historically have been very much communist in nature because communism as its central guiding principle requires that everything is owned 'by the people' which in practice requires that everything is controlled by a centralised committee or apparatchiks.

Also, independently of all of that, our government is literally run by aged-out communists.

Strictly 4 my o.o.m.f.i.e.z

>>81955277
They don't. They just want to control what British people see and do and say and read online. For their own good you see.

>>81955290
look, he's only recently come to the conclusion that life's easier without the wooze. it's an important realisation and he deserves a chance.

who knows, maybe he'll try one of those 'No Nut' month challenges, too.

>>81955170
I agree, the jews want you to watch porn, they want lowered birth rates, anti natalism and distraction whilst they destroy europe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53A5AJoRxF0

no more porno

>>81955297
oomfie i am taking notes x

>>81955277
the british empire still strikes fear across the globe
RULE BRITANNIA

>>81955296
can't be fucked with this honestly. yeah it's totalitarianism, just would rather discuss what's going on atm than argue about political theory if that's alright with you.

>>81955297
You're not even on twitter, you ain't got no oomfies

>>81955303
>recently
not that recent

Dont use Facebook. Dont use Twitter. Dont use Instagram. Dont use TikTok.

fuck is 'oomfie'?

>>81955336
what about 4chins

>>81955336
bet you have a Google Account.
makes me laugh when people care about internet privacy then willingly sign up for Google because they want YouTube or whatever.
makes me LAUGH, i say.

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content
investigation still open

an investigation means ofcom are browsing 4chan lmao

>>81955347
>>81955351
>Failure to respond to a statutory information request;
>Failure to complete and keep a record of a suitable and sufficient illegal content risk assessment; and
>Non-compliance with the safety duties about illegal content.
Yep, we're getting banned

Around 6,000 websites to start checking ages in UK, Ofcom says

>>81955351
>someone working for ofcom has been reading britfeel posts

Ofcom have us on the ropes

Our Penis Licencing Vans have detected an unregistered wanking session coming from this property coinciding with increased data usage. You're under arrest.

Ofcom pulling the strings

>>81955361
Can you imagine the normiefags sat on their arses in the offices being given lists of websites to browse through? Like they hardly know how to use a computer in the first place but they are determining for the rest of the UK what websites are appropriate and what are not.

Just makes me laugh imagining some old lady reading 4chan and going
>OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS
After only recently starting to browse the internet, since most middle-aged/old people are basically useless with tech.

>>81955307
So true oomfie xx
>>81955323
I have 1 were britfeel oomfies as u can see

>>81955347
posted some stuff at >>81954524
some of the others in the 'open investigations' link have had updates, whether the site has complied or not.

i'm guessing the letter to 4chan had a 'must reply by' date, unless it was just 'you must complete this by 24 July'.

would check the Kiwi Farms letter since they included it, but Kiwi Farms just works now? guess they changed their minds.

>>81955118
very nice post this lad
very nice indeed

want a nsfw blocker for images on 4chan, ridiculously hard to find one that doesn't block the site, sick of seeing tranny cock on here its ridiculous

>>81955394
there used to be one called nsfw-filter but it doesnt work anymore
ofcom will sort it out for you though mate

>>81955351
i kind of hope some guy is reading /n/ or /po/ or something and wondering why the fuck the whole site needs to get banned.

same way they did the 4chan/4channel domain split for advertisers, they could just ban the porn boards and maybe /pol/? i would be fine with that. (NSFW doesn't necessarily mean porn, even if people post porn. you can post porn on Twitter.)

ROIGHT THEN what's all this about?

>>81955404
if they ban pol itll just spread to other boards. its a containment board at this point

Refugees bumming our boomers
Nothing can walk our streets without being bummed by forrins
not right

do you think its possible they block all nsfw boards but not blue boards?

>>81955381
i mean what's shit is that they're kind of placing the onus on the websites, they're probably not being too thorough lurking these random sites.
just
>does this site meet the criteria? (e.g. does it have porn?) y/n
>if so, send them a scary letter.

it's a bit like a health and safety assessment if you've ever done one of those. YOU are the responsible party for carrying that out.

>>81955358
you can't post with vpn either, (no matter how much everyone will want to tell you that you can). Well if you set up your own VPN in the cloud or straight up on a server in a different country then yes you could. But I mean most commercial VPNs

>>81955420
Technically possible? Of course, 4chan itself separated them out a while ago before reverting back to a unified website.
Realistically going to happen? Absolutely not lol what are you smoking?
Also r9k is NSFW so britfeel still fucking shitcanned.

>>81955411
tbqhonest this has already happened. 4chan has ALWAYS had random "teh jews!!!1" posters but it's like everyone ASSUMES you're some /pol/ weirdo now. some posters just want to discuss origami and shit.

i blame moot. deleted /n/, deleted /new/, "oh i'll add a 'Politically Incorrect' board for them haha" WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN??

New grim fred

>>81955447

>>81955449
not even at bump limit, lad.

>>81955442
it literally is the jews tho

>>81955416
sounds like a sexual emergency, would be racist to imprison him for that

>>81955474
desu, at this point, if you're denying there are at least some legitimate things to be said about the chews, you're just being willfully delusional. It's not the 00's anymore.