LETTER THREAD 9007 - /r9k/ (#81955140) [Archived: 139 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:39:23 PM No.81955140
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Dear Anna,

It's been years, and recently I've been having lots of dreams about you and can't stop thinking about you.

Are you still using this board?

Skype is dead now but you know where you can contact me if you want to.

I hope you're ok.

I miss and love you.

J
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:40:48 PM No.81955154
>>81955140 (OP)
Dear Nigger

You won't believe this but I really fucking hate niggers yo

Sincerely, anon
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:41:53 PM No.81955165
>>81955154
That's very mean of you anon...

Sincerely, very sweet and nice black femanon
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:57:24 PM No.81955314
Dear K,
Unfortunately there is sparingly little for me to learn from our two year one sided romance, but despite my burgeoning resentment of you I offer you sincere thanks. Throughout our days long phone calls and written exchanges I offered to you my best, my sincerest, and my most attentive. Never before have I focused so intently on another, nor attempted to reconstruct a fragment of their inner world within my own - to truly understand in whole your person.
Perhaps you never truly offered to me a window into this world, and all that you presented to me was false, or partial, but I am accepting that the truth is unimportant now. You have made it clear - mostly through your actions, and at the end with your words - that there is no place for me within you.
The gratitude I feel stems solely from that your presence in my life proved to myself that I am capable of much love, and that I am not the man I have feared myself to be for so long. When the next falls into my lap, I will be ready for her, wholly and unhesitatingly. I am ashamed to say I still love you, but this too shall pass. As for you, I fear that your worst nightmare will come true - the clock is ticking, and I pity you for the future that approaches.
C
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:59:44 PM No.81955332
when i was 20 i did more work in 3 months over the summer than all of your dumb cunts combined will do in their lifetimes. to help make the lives easier of your minimum wage manual labour workers while i was getting minimum wage
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:01:19 PM No.81955346
that's why i almost worked at NASA mang
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:47:05 PM No.81956263
i'm...going, to...DOCK.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:09:16 PM No.81956447
hold on i have to smoke 10 weeds so i can this bit
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:11:32 PM No.81956473
>>81956447
Oh this gon b gut.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:13:34 PM No.81956493
>>81956473
you're overanticipating i just need complete character accuracy
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:15:32 PM No.81956515
Puddle_in_Loddebo
Puddle_in_Loddebo
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New pokemon type just dropped
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:18:04 PM No.81956536
dear slim
dear slim
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Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes, I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man, how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back, just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:20:40 PM No.81956561
dear slim2
dear slim2
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Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote
I hope you have the chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside your concert
You didn't have to, but you could have signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother, man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you for four hours and ya just said no
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like, his fuckin' idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad, but I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I write you, you would write back?
See, I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your songs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes, I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you
'Cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous, 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You've gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
PS: We should be together too
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:07:17 PM No.81957599
https://youtu.be/0hK8EbafSlg?si=n4vWo3eHo35uDTpw
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:14:13 PM No.81957680
https://youtu.be/aKVLeCwwxH8
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:23:29 PM No.81957781
zarbon san and dodoria san discussing cafeteria lunch specials for freeza's army over zoom call
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:24:56 PM No.81957795
zarbon san and dodoria san writing an elaborate itinerary for all the stupid sightseeing shit freeza wants to do on planet namek
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:27:21 PM No.81957815
zarbon san and dodoria san, writ large
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:27:29 PM No.81957818
>>81955140 (OP)
C,
It's so hard to reassure you about the one thing we can't talk about. We have this unspoken contract written by our eyes and presence. There are steps I feel you may be about to take that might bring us together, finally. All I want is to tell you that it will be okay, that I'm not going anywhere, and that if you need me, I've got you. But to speak it aloud might realize, in a way, that what we have is something you desperately want to avoid admitting (and I don't blame you). Our connection is unlike anything I've ever experienced, we grew roots into each other before either of us understood what was happening, and all without laying a finger on the other. I feel like that is a big part of what has made this life-changing, to kneel into deep love without the chemical confusion of sex. Cultivated by humor, comfort, respect and an unsated desire that is fanned by faith and hope and expectation.
I'm eternally grateful that God gave me the strength to resist in a moment of weakness, and it took a lot of will because you're so beautiful. We wouldn't be where we are today if we had crossed that line too soon. It would hang over our heads for the rest of our lives.
If you need me, I am yours. Always.
Love,
T
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:28:22 PM No.81957827
zarbon san and dodoria san assassinated by the intergalactic simian space terrorist, ve-ge-ta