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Anonymous No.81955447 >>81958131
/britfeel/
Grimsby, Lincolnshire edition
Anonymous No.81955450
we live to see another day
Anonymous No.81955455 >>81955471
fuck ofcom

simple as
Anonymous No.81955462
guerilla marketing for HSH Coldstores.
Anonymous No.81955465 >>81955480
managed to get 92gb of porn saved, should last me a while
Anonymous No.81955471
>>81955455
is this that far-right hate speech i've heard so much about?
Anonymous No.81955480 >>81955502
>>81955465
hope you're not using Windows, lad. it's not an operating system any more it's a live service.
that AI thing that saves screenshots of your computer? well, what if it uses OCR to detect filenames? or video frames against a known database of pornography?
Anonymous No.81955490 >>81955504
Imagine wlakint down the street n u get bummed by a random ethiopian
Thanks starmer
Anonymous No.81955498 >>81955541
Oh aye Crossy is a good mate
Anonymous No.81955502 >>81955518
>>81955480
>or video frames against a known database of pornography?
most of them are japanese vids and since they all look the same they can only narrow it down so much
Anonymous No.81955504 >>81955524
>>81955490
might have to start imagining this, now that porn is blocked.
great job, Keir.
Anonymous No.81955506
Bum limit mote like
Anonymous No.81955517
>>81954351
I've never snorted them, I just usually have 1 of the 300mg'ers. Not having another now, I have a couple of litres of cider for later.
Anonymous No.81955518 >>81955536
>>81955502
https://alllooksame.com/app/quiz.php

post score.
Anonymous No.81955519
ave got my 4chan loicense right here bruv
Anonymous No.81955524 >>81955525 >>81955583
>>81955504
Ethiopians aren't the kind of blacks english cuckolds r into I think itsthe alien head alex boogadoocaca starvin marvin types
Anonymous No.81955525
>>81955524
are you drunk lad
Anonymous No.81955527
>anon leathered at 20 past 1
based
Anonymous No.81955533 >>81955566
I apologize for calling CROSSY. Crossmong in the past, he's a sound lad.
Anonymous No.81955535
sticking to zolpidems, me. off the ketamine for good (or at least the rest of the week).
Anonymous No.81955536
>>81955518
fun quiz that
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81955541
>>81955498
Me n oomfie xx
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81955551 >>81955561
>>81953479 Happy birfsay oomfie
Anonymous No.81955555 >>81955572 >>81955577 >>81955893
FUCK OFCOM.

CHEERS X
Anonymous No.81955561
>>81955551
sank you matey
Anonymous No.81955562
>OOMF
> (Internet slang) Acronym of one of my followers/friends.
>Derived terms
> OOMFie, oomfie

I HATE THIS
Anonymous No.81955566 >>81955584 >>81955585 >>81955587 >>81955589 >>81955595
>>81955533
Two things can be true at once. But yeah nah he's alright. In this doggy dog world it's us and the demoncord simple as. You're one or the other.
Anonymous No.81955572
>>81955555
You got them 5 Same 5s w this vitiligo ahh pp but cute hollow knight teddy
Anonymous No.81955573 >>81955647
OFCOM more like NOFCOM (Not Oneofmy Friends 'Cos Of Malevolence)
Anonymous No.81955577
>>81955555
Quints and 5s corr
Anonymous No.81955583
>>81955524
fkn funny that
Anonymous No.81955584 >>81955620
>>81955566
We all a bit mongy and weird in life but he has a good heart our Crossy
Anonymous No.81955585 >>81955620
>>81955566
>Two things can be true at once.
is that the limit?
Anonymous No.81955587
>>81955566
All day every day. SAD!
Anonymous No.81955589 >>81955614 >>81955620
>>81955566
I save a lot of your link images
Anonymous No.81955595
>>81955566
you have no life outside of 4chan link spammer
Anonymous No.81955599 >>81955609
Tbf I spent the first 5 hours of my birthday on britfeel but I am going outside soon.
Anonymous No.81955604 >>81955620 >>81955624
Am I gonna need to upload a pic of myself every time I want to buy a new dildo or buttplug?
Anonymous No.81955609 >>81955626
>>81955599
you meeting up with some friends lad?
Anonymous No.81955611
fink i'll have meself a little nappington
Anonymous No.81955614
>>81955589
https://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=the_legend_of_zelda%3a_breath_of_the_wild+link
Anonymous No.81955618 >>81955628
what if you type in tits or pussy into google images? is google images forbidden and haram under ofcomenistan rule?
Anonymous No.81955620
>>81955584
Yeh exactly :)
>>81955585
I guess sometimes three things, sometimes also four? Maybe even five. Corrr.
>>81955589
Don't thank me thank the five great guys plus one at g-g-google.

>>81955604
Corrr never thought about that sort of thing. OFCOM is a cruel mistress. But just get a VPN.


Also it's became very obvious that me saying this guy has no life outside of 4chan has really struck a nerve. I get it dude, you don't like me. ALL troll posts amount to that same sentiment. And guess what? I don't care. So stop wasting your breath.
Anonymous No.81955624
>>81955604
yes plus a 200-word explanation of why you need it (required)
Anonymous No.81955626
>>81955609
no i'm picking up my laundry, might stop for my free costa cake and then off to the gym
Anonymous No.81955628 >>81955633
>>81955618
Save 'em while you can pal
Anonymous No.81955633
>>81955628
RSPB about to get audited by Ofcom.
Anonymous No.81955634
Buy a fleshlight now before Ofcom bans them
Anonymous No.81955641 >>81955661
Thought you were fucking off to the cinema Chika
Anonymous No.81955647
>>81955573
best post of this thread so far
Anonymous No.81955648
>ITT: great tits
and so, /an/ was banned forever.
Anonymous No.81955650 >>81955659
coffee followed by preworkout
there goes my breaky
Anonymous No.81955659
>>81955650
isn't coffe just lighter pre workout? bit much r liddington
Anonymous No.81955661 >>81955692
>>81955641
if he tells us when he leaves, we can check the showtimes and spoil his film.

THE FANTASTIC FOUR GO INTO SPACE AND GET HIT WITH A COSMIC STORM THAT GIVES THEM SUPER POWERS
Anonymous No.81955672 >>81955683
me? been doing my preworkout for several weeks now. will bust out the weights + mat next time i have speed.
Anonymous No.81955673
Theme for the coming ban:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nkJgw0dvOk

>And they'll meet one day far away
>And say, "Me, I wish I was something more"
>And they'll meet one day far away
>And say, "Me, I wish I knew you
>I wish I knew you before"

We'll meet one day again lads, I just don't know when...
Anonymous No.81955682 >>81955702
just had a word with ofcom on the phone and told them they shant be doing fuck all on my watch
Anonymous No.81955683 >>81955689
>>81955672
coar multiple days of preworkout built up for the optimal workout session
Anonymous No.81955689
>>81955683
been bulking, too. it's hard work, let me tell you.
Anonymous No.81955692 >>81955731
>>81955661
maybe we can track him on livestreaming street cams going to cineworld like we did with ssm going to weymouth
Anonymous No.81955702
>>81955682
Coorrrr, he's a sharp as Ali in his prime
Anonymous No.81955715 >>81955721
Nice midl of lidl find, methinks.
Anonymous No.81955721 >>81955757
>>81955715
>airfix
might as well have bought a bucket of shit, lad
tamiya is the only good model brand
Anonymous No.81955731 >>81955760
>>81955692
on it, lad.
Anonymous No.81955757
>>81955721
It's lidl mate, it's not going to be great quality, but should be fun.
Anonymous No.81955760 >>81955814 >>81955818
>>81955731
Based 24/7 Greggs. Freaky how these live feeds and sneeds exist actually. Is there a one for the bigg market. Corrr.
Anonymous No.81955773 >>81955823 >>81955825 >>81955875 >>81956128
Jeremy Corbyn's new party 'Jezbollah' has released its manifesto. Some key points:
>day one release of all people convicted of terrorism
>day one release of all people convicted of supporting a proscribed group (not including white identitatrian/far right groups)
>+25pc at every level of income tax
>nationalisation of banks, rail, water, electricity, housing, education, healthcare, phone networks, ISPs, pubs, football clubs, supermarkets, garages, tree surgeons, B&Q, dog walkers (preliminary list, full list to include several hundred items)
>quantitative seizing - all money in all bank accounts over 100 GBP will be seized by the state to further government interests, nobody should 'need' more than 100 quid at any given time
>Department of Historical Grievances and Reparations
>replace the House of Lords with the House of BAMEs
>minimum international student visa requirements for unis
>mandatory double sentencing for white people, double again for males, double again for heterosexuals
>national Day of Hatred for M*rgaret Th*tcher, jail term for anyone mentioning her name
>microphones in every house linked to GCHQ, to monitor conversations for peoples' own good and prevent radicalisation
>10x international aid
>Birmingham, Bradford, Tower Hamlets, Newham, Manchester, Leicester, Luton, Blackburn, Rotherham, Rochdale all granted independence as Islamic City States, Inshallah (can still collect welfare as if under sovereign control of UK)
Anonymous No.81955814 >>81955824 >>81955858
>>81955760
love that Greggs so much. walking in sober at 3am, "hiya, just a regular latte please." cor.

>Is there a one for the bigg market.
https://netrafficcams.co.uk/index.php/node/458
cor shall be refreshing this tonight.
Anonymous No.81955818 >>81955824
>>81955760
Most surveilled country on the planet lad, we were pioneering this shit long before the Chinese were. Only difference is the Chinese use their surveillance to arrest criminals while we use it to release demoralisation propaganda lol.
Anonymous No.81955823 >>81955839
>>81955773
some of these that are meant to be "haha how ridiculous" are things i actually want.
Anonymous No.81955824
>>81955814
Corrr. Quite unwomfy actually.
>>81955818
Yeah I don't like it.
Anonymous No.81955825
>>81955773
Holy shit is this real? Wow
Anonymous No.81955836 >>81955845
for me? an afternoon of watching babylon 5 and eating crisps
Anonymous No.81955839
>>81955823
Really, Ahmed? That's wild!
Anonymous No.81955845
>>81955836
>watching babylon 5
britfeel will be going to the sea in short order lad :(
Anonymous No.81955853 >>81955867
there are thousands of hours of footage of YOU on the streets, stored in some data centre somewhere. every embarrassing moment, every drunken liaison, every crime.

facial recognition IS getting better, particularly with AI. not to mention gait recognition (which i thought was fiction in some programme, but it's real).
Anonymous No.81955858 >>81955874
>>81955814
think we might have caught him here if the camera was on
https://netrafficcams.co.uk/node/465
Anonymous No.81955860
Doomwanking
Anonymous No.81955867
>>81955853
>every embarrassing moment, every drunken liaison, every crime.
except I don't have any public embarrassments, I don't drink and I've never committed a crime
Anonymous No.81955868
Been wanking too much lately so giving it a rest. My balls hurt sometimes the amount of coom that's being ejected
Anonymous No.81955874 >>81955892 >>81955911 >>81955931
>>81955858
works for me. i see what you did there, heh.

i was barred from here ;_;
Anonymous No.81955875
>>81955773
You jest but this will mostly be done by the time Labour is cycled out anyway
Anonymous No.81955882 >>81955962
anxiety is crazy right now fukcska
Anonymous No.81955884 >>81955900
Favourite hip-hop album? Got to be Mista Thug Isolation by Lil Ugly Mane
Anonymous No.81955892 >>81955904 >>81955944
>>81955874
In my mind nothing shows the limitations of public conditioning/opinion manipulation better than the whole female football shite. The messaging and signalling is RELENTLESS, they're desperately trying to make The Lionesses a thing and burning billions of quid and millions of air hours and human resources pushing it out there and just... nobody cares.
Anonymous No.81955893
>>81955555
wasted on trashy tranny
Anonymous No.81955895 >>81956002
>NO more comfy ssm driving streams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS7DGgP3HJs
Anonymous No.81955900
>>81955884
The Infamous
Anonymous No.81955901
so fucking sick of dust
air purifier dont do shit
Anonymous No.81955904
>>81955892
sometimes there's something vaguely news-worthy, like "oh they won? that's nice."

good for the women who are into football and join the team and all that, but i think football fans aren't exactly spoilt for choice when they want to watch some footy.
Anonymous No.81955911
>>81955874
I membah when this was Gotham. Corrr. And I mean corrr.
Anonymous No.81955919 >>81955928 >>81955961
So now that all these sites are actually complying with the OFCOM shite is the itsnotgoingtohappen lad going to apologise before we all say bye-bye for good?
Anonymous No.81955928
>>81955919
>is [4chan autist] going to apologise?
Take a wild fucking guess, lad.
Anonymous No.81955931 >>81955953
>>81955874
what for lol? last time I went was after the 5-1 against Tottenham
just garn Percy when I'm in town
Anonymous No.81955944
>>81955892
I also had a bit of a schizo thought when I saw that image. Womens football is the most astroturfed shit I've ever seen
Anonymous No.81955950 >>81955958 >>81955966
Glad we are still alive and kicking for now de lids
Anonymous No.81955953 >>81956009
>>81955931
>what for lol?
it NOT my fault. was with a friend and she was a bit too forward with a woman at the bar. bartender asked her to leave, we left, went back later on, were told to leave and that we were barred, don't come back.

been back about 20+ times since then.
Anonymous No.81955958
>>81955950
i do not want to hear any slander against nu-moot ever again if we're still here in a week
Anonymous No.81955961
>>81955919
I never said other sites would not comply, dumb dumb
Anonymous No.81955962 >>81956167
>>81955882
What's causing it?
Anonymous No.81955963 >>81955973 >>81955979 >>81955987 >>81956011
thought u smelly brits were banned?
Anonymous No.81955966
>>81955950
Investigation is currently open, lad. Grounds are:
>Failure to respond to a statutory information request
>Failure to complete and keep a record of a suitable and sufficient illegal content risk assessment
>Non-compliance with the safety duties about illegal content
We're fucked.
Anonymous No.81955973
>>81955963
We all bought passes and are posting with a VPN.
Anonymous No.81955979
>>81955963
we have a Hiro who doesn't read his emails
have that ras
Anonymous No.81955986 >>81956001 >>81956003 >>81956025 >>81956046 >>81956066 >>81956905
This is what life would be like if I got a gf. Not bothered about being an incel anymore.
Anonymous No.81955987
>>81955963
i'm posting from the Isle of Man.
Anonymous No.81956001
>>81955986
not been in many relationships but this was exactly the pattern. very convinced it's not them, it's me. o well.
Anonymous No.81956002
>>81955895
We should psy-op him into doing his CBT and getting a bike.
Anonymous No.81956003
>>81955986
Deadbedrooms is mostly people lying for attention, lad. That being said the stories on there that are true are a good warning to avoid anyone who isn't genuinely compatible with you on a fundamental level.
Anonymous No.81956009 >>81956021
>>81955953
ah well
go out often in town? too much going on for me
Anonymous No.81956010
SSM livestreaming himself plapping his boivaries to sissy goonslop with a meat tenderiser until they're purple and swollen
Anonymous No.81956011 >>81956024
>>81955963
not sure what part of "nothing ever happens" confuses you
Anonymous No.81956021 >>81956044
>>81956009
nah lad i'm basically a shut-in nowadays. those days are behind me. fuck everything.

i hope everyone ELSE has a good time, however. might be for you...
Anonymous No.81956024 >>81956064
>>81956011
>nothing ever happens
Unless you upload a picture of your face you literally cannot access PornHub. That's not nothing happening, lad.
Anonymous No.81956025
>>81955986
Reading relationship subreddits is legit a good coping mechanism for incels. Especially if there's also kids involved.
Anonymous No.81956036 >>81956065
For ze match? Prefer garn three wulls, stack, uhh place in the gate name escapes me now. Wonderbar yeah. Corrr. Mayhaps ze junction.
Anonymous No.81956044
>>81956021
aye
fuck the lot but enjoy yourself
Anonymous No.81956046 >>81956069
>>81955986
>I know I'm not owed anything
I hate that he felt compelled to add that little snippet
Anonymous No.81956057 >>81956063
Me? Wanking to Moana porn.
Anonymous No.81956063 >>81956079
>>81956057
Rule34 and rule34video got OFCOMMED, it not rite :(
Anonymous No.81956064 >>81956072
>>81956024
>go to google
>search "proxy"
>click first one
>"xvideos.com"
>it works

That was easy
Anonymous No.81956065 >>81956093
>>81956036
Percy - keel row - walk in strawberry, walk out
Anonymous No.81956066
>>81955986
Would have been nice to have some sex before I inevitably neck though.
Anonymous No.81956067
Me? Trying to find a good gay aggressive doujin to self-insert into (as the one being forced)
Anonymous No.81956069
>>81956046
was thinking this too. i know it's true but the wording has become like some internet/'right-on' catchphrase.

mate you did all this shit and gave her a massage, of course you feel disappointed and frustrated. and you definitely expected sex, it's fine.
Anonymous No.81956072 >>81956094
>>81956064
>having to go through a slow, spyware ridden keylogging in-browser proxy just to access porn
nah thanks, can we just have the merest of liberties? yeah I'll take that thanks
Anonymous No.81956078
>simpcity still up
Literally nothing to worry about, porn supply secured
Anonymous No.81956079
>>81956063
rule34.paheal.net (think this was the original one?) still works.
the .xxx one's message is hilarious, though.
Anonymous No.81956083 >>81956107
The real OGs from the UK Babe Channels forum back in the day knew about Ofcom overreach. Now the whole country is going to know too.
Anonymous No.81956087
4chans going nowhere
we're too powerful
Anonymous No.81956093 >>81956291
>>81956065
Keel row is like good in theory but I always wanna leave as soon as I walk in . Dunno why.
Anonymous No.81956094
>>81956072
croc proxy i think (literally the first result on google)

it seemingly works fine lad, they can keylog my typing in "big booba" all they want lad kek
Anonymous No.81956097 >>81956117 >>81956119 >>81956122 >>81956130 >>81956266
Just look at this spastic MPs tweets about the Online Safety Act. We are so screwed.
https://xcancel.com/Jess4Lowestoft/status/1948620673472942264#m
Anonymous No.81956107
>>81956083
think bangbabes got done for showing pussy
Anonymous No.81956108 >>81956121 >>81956148 >>81956177
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903
sign it you dweebs.

nice to see the number climbing in real-time, hope it's real people. hopefully there's a full debate like they sometimes do, not just a prepared response.
Anonymous No.81956117 >>81956140
>>81956097
>This is how it estimates your age

she's saying this positively?!
Anonymous No.81956119
>>81956097
lmao what a fat stupid bitch
Anonymous No.81956121 >>81956151 >>81956153 >>81956177
>>81956108
>gets 500k
>they "discuss" it in parlament
>"we wont be changing fuck all"

They try this constantly to get le weed legalized
Anonymous No.81956122
>>81956097
old boomer bastards dont know fuck all about the internet
Anonymous No.81956128
>>81955773
Jezbollah lmao
Anonymous No.81956130 >>81956352 >>81956426 >>81956537
>>81956097
what fucking 8 year old was stumbling on porn in the first place? who leaves their 8 year old unsupervised at an internet browser? FUCK
Anonymous No.81956140 >>81956169
>>81956117
So could i make an email and just upload a pic of timmy or SSM and it will verify it?
Anonymous No.81956148 >>81956177
>>81956108
>petitions
I ask this genuinely: when has this EVER directly led to the outcome the petition was trying to achieve?

>if it gets 100,000 signatures they have to discuss it in Parliament!
Correct, and the discussion goes like this:
>hmm, next item, there's this petition that recieved over a hundred thousand signatures and it wants us to repeal the online safety act, all in favour?
>*silence*
>all opposed?
>*riotous shouts from both sides of the bench*
>motion clearly passed, we will not repeal the act
>next item!
Anonymous No.81956150
might use HHL as my pornhub id
Anonymous No.81956151 >>81956177
>>81956121
yeah it's utter shite, people do write compelling things (this, not so much) and do whole campaigns with these.
>House, people have said [thing].
>Mr Speaker, let me assure you have considered [thing] seriously. however, no.
and that's that.
Anonymous No.81956153 >>81956177
>>81956121
Yep total waste of time
Anonymous No.81956156 >>81956170 >>81956180
Missing seasideMARK lads. No uploaf in 5 days. I hope Helen hasn't hit him over the head with a ball peen hammer.
Anonymous No.81956167 >>81956179
>>81955962
nothing in particular
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Anonymous No.81956169
>>81956140
this one is saying it doesn't do that, i think: from your email it verifies your 'digital footprint' (and i guess if you've used e.g. financial websites, VerifyMyAge Ltd has your consent to check that and assume you're probably an adult).
Anonymous No.81956170 >>81956180 >>81956204
>>81956156
bet helen treats him like a king
wonder what freaky stuff they get up to
Anonymous No.81956177 >>81956201
>>81956108
>>81956121
>>81956148
>>81956151
>>81956153
Yep, petitions are just a pressure release valve that lets the government just keep doing what it wants even if it's directly and totally against the wishes of citizens, while maintaining the illusion of democracy.

It's all a big joke.
Anonymous No.81956179 >>81956190
>>81956167
>nothing in particular
you shut your mouth
Anonymous No.81956180 >>81956191 >>81956196
who to wankington to today then de lids?
im thinkin lena paul

>>81956156
>>81956170
didnt you see the leak?
well, lets just say shes a very strict mistress
Anonymous No.81956190 >>81956211
>>81956179
ill shut yours when i stick my bbc in it
Anonymous No.81956191 >>81956198 >>81956416
>>81956180
>who to wankington to today then de lids?
gianna
Anonymous No.81956196
>>81956180
Janice Griffith is always a good wank. Love her enthusiasm.
Anonymous No.81956198 >>81956213
>>81956191
idk she was hot but gives off bitch vibes which i find offputting
Anonymous No.81956201 >>81956225
>>81956177
email your MP, i guess. they are MEANT to represent us.
in my experience it's done fuck all, although i appreciate the replies. some MPs have been decent with information or an explanation, if nothing else.

at least the local council has fixed stuff after i've complained. probably not just me, but still.
Anonymous No.81956202
ive never been into professional porn
Anonymous No.81956204
>>81956170
"Oh Helen am gunna stick it up your arse is that alright with you? It's gunna be alright for me. It might not be for you but it'scertainly gunna be for me. I sweat more I stink more. Bite down Helen its coming home"
Anonymous No.81956211
>>81956190
HOW CAN YOU SAY
Anonymous No.81956213
>>81956198
thats why i find her hot
Anonymous No.81956215
natashas bedroom - cant think straight 2
Anonymous No.81956220
i've never been in professional porn
Anonymous No.81956221 >>81956233
wanking to natasha from bargain hunt again
Anonymous No.81956225 >>81956235
>>81956201
>email your MP, i guess. they are MEANT to represent us.
Okay... but they don't so...?
>at least the local council has fixed stuff after i've complained
My wife works for our local council lol, the level of incompetence and truly kafkaesque absurdity and waste is genuinely mind-blowing. I could tell stories.
Anonymous No.81956226 >>81956236 >>81956276
how do we feel about 8kun? theres a /britfeel/ board thats been abandoned we could occupy it if it comes to it
Anonymous No.81956229
once had a wank to loose women over a decade ago
Anonymous No.81956233
>>81956221
Wanking to Natasha Teen from LegalPorno again
Anonymous No.81956235 >>81956311
>>81956225
>I could tell stories.
spill the beans lad. go onnn.
Anonymous No.81956236 >>81956248
>>81956226
We are staying right here de lid
Anonymous No.81956248
>>81956236
if 4chan gets banned i mean
Anonymous No.81956256
wonder if the mods will ban /britfeel/ if we all post through a proxy
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81956264
Still a bit rough off last night but nowhere near as rough as I was last Friday. Corr these Thursday drinking sessions are no good. Cutting it right down me.
Anonymous No.81956266
>>81956097
yeah this lady is insane. her Twitter is nothing but 'protecting women and girls'. not even outright violence or equal rights, but weird 'psychic' stuff.

her website says her 'priorities' are standard local MP stuff: less crime, better buses, fixing the roads. but she's not tweeting about Lowestoft, she's obsessing over misogyny ghosts.
Anonymous No.81956274
YOU DUMB NIGGAZ DONE SLAPPED YER BASS YET?
Anonymous No.81956276 >>81956295
>>81956226
owner is a full-on crazy person. has a whole "online career" of ridiculous shite.

kind of appreciate moot just being some weeb-turned-tech-dude, being mostly hands-off with the site. and i doubt Hiro is even hanging out in #4chan or anything, probably more like an investor at this point.
Anonymous No.81956291
>>81956093
I understand that but it's cheap (haven't been in yonks mind)
Anonymous No.81956295 >>81956318
>>81956276
to be fait i dont even know who owns that site
Anonymous No.81956299 >>81956314 >>81956359
IF you want to set up a whole board on another site (why) i'd suggest Endchan. it's available on Tor if anything happens.

they have this board for Australian NEETs:
https://endchan dot net/ausneets/
Anonymous No.81956311
>>81956235
Well, maybe that was hyping myself up a bit, it's not so much that there's juicy goss, more that just the absolutely mind-numbing 'local councilness' of it all is staggering.
>required to hold meeting every week
>something like 10 councillors
>never more than 5 members of public attend meeting
>agendas are required, by law, to be printed out physically and nailed to boards around the town
>nobody has ever read them, obviously
>each councillor must get a full physical copy printed out, in colour
>every council worker/admin must get a full physical copy printed out, in colour
>literally multiple hundreds of full colour A4 (and two stacks of A3 because two councillors are so fucking old and decrepit they can't read A4) every single week
>thousands and thousands of sheets printed, stapled and physically MAILED OUT by snail-mail (at councillors insistence)
Wife worked it out one time and it was over 10,000 pounds a year just to print out these agendas which could just be emailed instantly instead. But no, because you see the law back in 1873 required that copies must be made available and distributed around and why would they want to change it?
Told my wife to bring it up with her manager one time, ask if they need to be doing this. They genuinely didn't understand why she would ask. What do you mean? Saving money? More efficient? Without purpose? We're just doing our jobs and that's what our jobs are.
That's the kind of shit your council tax goes to, just endless wank like that.
Anonymous No.81956314
>>81956299
honestly that seems like the best suggestion so far
Anonymous No.81956318
>>81956295
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Watkins_(businessman)
>In February 2014, Watkins became the operator of 2channel after he seized it from its creator and original owner, Hiroyuki Nishimura, later renaming it 5channel.

tbf that is kind of funny. but also a dick move given how big 2channel was.

think he also sniped 420chan:
https://420chan.org/
(redirects to Leftypol, i guess the joke is that lefties = druggies?)
Anonymous No.81956322
moana is pretty fucking hot to be fair
Anonymous No.81956352 >>81956389
>>81956130
>proof!
>where's the proof?
>prove it!
so MPs argue like a /britfeel/ thread
Anonymous No.81956359
>>81956299
> Are the NEETs all just clones of one original NEET?
Anonymous No.81956389
>>81956352
Twitter is so fucking embarrassing. time was you'd keep your personal life and professional life separate, now celebrities, politicians and the like are posting the same drink-fuelled internet shite as the rest of us.
Anonymous No.81956416
>>81956191
Her and Carmella Bing were such goddesses. Imagine both of them at their prime in a 2015 era Blacked scene. FFFFFFFFFAAAAHHHHRRRRRKKKKK. Hopefully one day AI will be good enough to just generate that stuff.
Anonymous No.81956426 >>81956445
>>81956130
What a cunt that woman is
Anonymous No.81956445
>>81956426
>computer science lady saying it's stupid and won't do shit
>points out an easy workaround
>"Thanks for letting me know."

that's some "lol i trol u" nonsense.
Anonymous No.81956481 >>81956503
What does SSMs girlfriend Helen look like?
Anonymous No.81956503
>>81956481
Not as much as an ogre as you'd think. Relatively normal for a mid-40s woman
Anonymous No.81956517 >>81956529 >>81956549 >>81956690
Is any of this verification shite anything more than just giving them a burner email?
Of course I understand that for those that are targetted but don't add the verification step then it's basically closed down access to UK IPs either voluntarily or eventually through legal blocking requirements via the courts, but I mean just the porn 'ban' stuff. Seems to me like a big nothing burger.
Anonymous No.81956529
>>81956517
>Is any of this verification shite anything more than just giving them a burner email?
Why don't you go and do your own research then come back and tell us if it's a nothing burger or not. Twat.
Anonymous No.81956532
find it interesting that americans making fun of when similar is enforced in several us states already
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81956535 >>81956544 >>81956550 >>81956557
Cambodia and Thailand are at war with each other now over control of some temples or something.

World is on fire kek.

https://x.com/clashreport/status/1948749085164339399
Anonymous No.81956537
>>81956130
Every terrible parent these days, presumably.
Irresponsible parents in the old days would teach their kids to swear and show them horror films. Now they're giving them a direct line to all of the worst things in the world.
Ultimately, if we're going to solve this, we have to punish the parents for this, not turn around and punish every other person, because some people can't raise their kids.
Anonymous No.81956544
>>81956535
AND UR LAUGHIING?
Anonymous No.81956549
>>81956517
i dont know lad but judging by their track record (aka everything else that hasn't worked) im sure this will be exactly the same
Anonymous No.81956550
>>81956535
Waring countries doesn't make your life less shit and you're still worthless.
Anonymous No.81956557 >>81956569 >>81956574
>>81956535
corrr
Thai brides coming in through Dover status?
Anonymous No.81956566 >>81956579
What's Cornwall like? Has it been invaded yet?
Anonymous No.81956569
>>81956557
Morgoth's law, lad. Regardless of who is involved in what conflict and where, the result will be the UK takes in predominantly fighting age brown males. Sorry.
Anonymous No.81956574
>>81956557
when you see a bargain, do you let it get away?
Anonymous No.81956579 >>81956601
>>81956566
Cornish separatists are some of the most fucking pathetic twats I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with.
Anonymous No.81956582 >>81956608
is the bin strike still going on in birmingham? must be an absolute shithole by now
>now
yeah yeah
Anonymous No.81956589 >>81956639
HHL had some bad blood test results, worried about cancer or something.

His health is fucked kek.
Anonymous No.81956601 >>81956619
>>81956579
Their "language" is less legit than Esperanto too. It's incredibly fake and gay
Anonymous No.81956608
>>81956582
>must be an absolute shithole by now
now?
Anonymous No.81956619 >>81956644
>>81956601
Esperanto is a fake and gay language literally made up by socialists as part of a 'workers of the world unite' struggle type ideological wankfest. Commie fucks.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81956639 >>81956716 >>81956809
>>81956589

Haven't even had the results yet man. I feel fine.
Anonymous No.81956644
>>81956619
Not disagreeing. There's a couple of more sensible people, but there is a culture of pozzed commie shit. Toki Pona is the exact same thing, with extra trannies. The easier a conlang is, the less chuddy it is.
Anonymous No.81956661 >>81956677
Imagine announcing to the the thread that you have cancer just to get attention from men.
Anonymous No.81956668
2009 balloon boy hoax
Anonymous No.81956677 >>81956720
>>81956661
literaIly didn't happen though did it
Anonymous No.81956687 >>81956702
Conlangs are interesting in theory but gay in practice. That's why I learnt Latin.
Anonymous No.81956690
>>81956517
they usually verify your age through passport/driving licence. and/or taking a selfie, then AI or a person determines your age.
in that Twitter thread above, someone said a burner email worked, but that just means that one service is absolute wank (at the moment).

everyone's into VPNs now so the simple trick is to set your country to somewhere else, then oh hey the porn site doesn't care.
Anonymous No.81956696 >>81956733
Terrified HHL will get a diagnosis of osteoelongata cervicalis or Crane's Curse as it's known in China. One day his upper vertebrae will be too long and thin to support his somewhat small head, hope doctors fit him with a good neck brace as he goes through the stages x
Anonymous No.81956702
>>81956687
There's a few really unique and interesting ones. There's one where it's based around carp ponds and the ripples of the water.
Anonymous No.81956703 >>81956719 >>81956811 >>81956856
Do you guys anticipate actual violent revolution within the UK in 10-15 years time?

I think it's going to happen. I'm in Canada and it's pretty bad here but the UK feels mind-blowingly oppressive in comparison.
Anonymous No.81956716
>>81956639
mentioned this before but do they tell when there ISN'T something wrong? they always do that to me: "we'll ring you if anything is wrong, as soon as we can" but they don't give any sort of time frame, nor do they tell me IF THERE ISN'T a problem.

i know it's extra work but send me a text or something, ffs.
Anonymous No.81956719
>>81956703
No of course not. Not to say I wouldn't want one. We don't have weapons against the authorities who do. No brainer. We are a unique breed of Lumpenproles
Anonymous No.81956720 >>81956740 >>81956745
>>81956677
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81946615/#q81947992
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81946615/#q81948382
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81946615/#q81949069
Anonymous No.81956732
There are no kino front cover/editions of Storm of Steel by Junger to buy
Anonymous No.81956733
>>81956696
>or Crane's Curse as it's known in China
Anonymous No.81956740
>>81956720
3rd one isn't proof, but the first two are and poor form from our chairman
Anonymous No.81956745
>>81956720
he has cancer of the feels. been pushed to suicide all his life.
>I'm dying de lids x
>I might have cancer lids no joke.
these are true of all of us.
Anonymous No.81956757
having a wank to elsa now, she got a cold pussy and it lush
Anonymous No.81956795 >>81956806 >>81956807
Where is everyone? Did the ban kick in?
Anonymous No.81956806
>>81956795
afternoon neet nap time
Anonymous No.81956807
>>81956795
keep wondering this. but sometimes the threads do slow down in the afternoon, it's weird.
Anonymous No.81956809
>>81956639
you got aids from that old man bumming you mate
Anonymous No.81956811 >>81956836
>>81956703
To some degree it's happening already. Just at a very low level. Sectarian civil strife is absolutely coming as the low level intensity starts to bubble up. I reckon 10-15 years for something to 'officially' kick off is not unreasonable.
Anonymous No.81956827
>the results haven't come back in, that means I'm not sick
Anonymous No.81956836 >>81956887
>>81956811
they did erect a fence around parliament recently
Anonymous No.81956838
might move on to some snow white porn now
Anonymous No.81956856
>>81956703
in a previous thread, an American asked why Brits aren't angry.
we are, and people do riot and whatnot, but it's usually opportunism after Bad Thing happens in the news.
but really the end result is always worse. we protested about a new anti-protest bill. so it was delayed, then delayed again, and again... then one day, it was approved. now it's law.

last time shit got done was the poll tax riots in 1990, and the poll tax was revoked. people have been trying to replicate it ever since, but it never works.
Anonymous No.81956878 >>81956893 >>81956916
880 ml, stay cold for 24hr, stainless steel inner. Got 1 for myself, and treating my sister and brother in law to 1 each.
Anonymous No.81956887
>>81956836
Billions have been spent reinforcing and securitising large areas in and around London. But the festivities haven't really kicked off yet as such, it's more just the anarcho-tyranny stage currently where the violence is just the state refusing to police the most violent groups and thus there is an increased level of violence and crime inflicted upon the population, while the state takes the side of the criminals via pro-criminal policy and redistributive economics. Next will be the rise of private security, the rise of quick-response native militias like you start to see when migrants molest young girls, semi-official recognisation of various areas as ethnic ghettos (no-go zones) with negotiated policing, the use of full balaclavas for regular police officers as the default, the rise of anti-government infrastructure attacks (shout out to the bladerunners!) and so forth.

The conflict will more resemble the South American or Irish conflicts.
Anonymous No.81956893 >>81956902
>>81956878
Coorrrr, can store a lot of gay men's cum in those.
Anonymous No.81956902
>>81956893
I could do hetero cum in the grey one, pooftah cum in the pink, and mystery cum in the blue?
Anonymous No.81956905
>>81955986
Sometimes women don't like sex. Maybe she has a low libido. Maybe she's asexual. Like just giving her a massage doesn't mean she owes him sex.
Anonymous No.81956916 >>81956933
>>81956878
were these a TK Maxx find, lad?
Anonymous No.81956918
oily ashlynn brooke boobies for me
Anonymous No.81956930 >>81956942
Doubt HHL has cancer. Even if he does he probably caught it nice and early. Very treatable.
Anonymous No.81956933
>>81956916
Nope. midl of lidl, in there now (I'm guessing nationwide). 9bongs.99bings
Anonymous No.81956942
>>81956930
Stomach cancer is one of the least treatable cancers there is, lad. Even if you catch it early you're basically just done. All those wakeaways and trekkie brekkies taking their toll.
Anonymous No.81956951
we told him to sort his diet and drinking out
Anonymous No.81956968 >>81956978 >>81956979 >>81957007 >>81957044
vr headset for porn yes or no?
are there any vr pov cuckolding videos hwere you can watch your "wife" get fucked by bbc and she calls you a loser and stuff?
Anonymous No.81956978 >>81956991
>>81956968
If you're doing vr cuckold, will you buy a dildo and wank it off pretending it's the bull?
Anonymous No.81956979
>>81956968
>are there any vr pov cuckolding videos hwere you can watch your "wife" get fucked by bbc and she calls you a loser and stuff?
mate
Anonymous No.81956981 >>81957000
me? waiting for the hair to dry and looking at comfy winter clothing. I'm finking a black wool coat and some comfy jumpers in an earthy tone, the cool kids call it '''''''dark academia''''''' but really its not dressing like a mong
Anonymous No.81956991 >>81957007
>>81956978
no ill wank myself watching her fuck the bbc god
Anonymous No.81957000
>>81956981
sounds dead brilliant
Anonymous No.81957007 >>81957018
>>81956991
>>81956968
would you mind if I took a claw hammer and smashed you over the head multiple times until your skull fell apart?
Anonymous No.81957018 >>81957065
>>81957007
you sound unhinged think you need sectioning
Anonymous No.81957044
>>81956968
https://www.bacp.co.uk/search/Therapists
Anonymous No.81957057
are there any vr pov adult baby videos where you can watch Nanny Betty change your nappy while she calls you a loser and stuff?
Anonymous No.81957061 >>81957082
dont get this judgy bullshit
lots of guys here are into blacked stuff
get off my back
Anonymous No.81957063 >>81957084 >>81957100
Thoughts on MMO private servers?
Anonymous No.81957065
>>81957018
no like if I just took a claw hammer and with the pointy hook end gauged at your face, flaying your nose and large chunks of your skin in one motion then proceeded to use the blunt side of the head whilst youre on the floor to strike over a dozen times at your temples and skull cap until your head split apart like would that be ok with you de lid? you can pretend its the bvlls cock doing it.
Anonymous No.81957082 >>81957087
>>81957061
You ever tried it for real? I wank about watching my gf getting fucked all the time. Not by a black guy though
Anonymous No.81957084 >>81957140
>>81957063
do you play any mate?
Anonymous No.81957087 >>81957164
>>81957082
no never been able to ask my girlfriends in the past
Anonymous No.81957100 >>81957114 >>81957140
>>81957063
never been quite sure how they work tbqh. i signed up for one of the Old School Runescape things someone here recommended, but haven't actually played.

seeing them for WoW way back i assumed they'd have some dickhead admins who 'tweaked' things, or maybe hacked stuff to make it more fun/random or otherwise altered according to their preferences?

almost gave WoW another go recently when they did WoW Classic and were 're-releasing' the expansions in order. i forgot what the bullshit problem was. but i read something about private servers also trying to replicate the Old WoW experience, mite b cool.
Anonymous No.81957114 >>81957170
>>81957100
turtle wow is surely the best
Anonymous No.81957140 >>81957155 >>81957170
>>81957084
>do you play any mate?
Project Epoch is coming out today at 5pm it's a Classic WoW server. >>81957100
Anonymous No.81957155
>>81957140
nice lad, i've heard about it. not been playing much wow stuff lately last thing i played was 2004scape.
Anonymous No.81957164
>>81957087
I was seeing a girl years ago and she was really into the idea, she wasn't really a gf, more like a fwb kind of thing. Think she was maybe all talk though
Anonymous No.81957170 >>81957225
>>81957114
>Turtle WoW is a fan-made project that adds new content and features to the original game of World of Warcraft Vanilla.
see, this is the shit i DON'T want.

>>81957140
>Project Epoch delivers an expansion's worth of new content to the world we all love
FUCK'S SAKE.

i just want 'WoW Vanilla' as it was in 2006 or so (maybe some sneaky piracy/quality-of-life stuff)
Anonymous No.81957203
The thing about Britain? It's Great.
Anonymous No.81957225
>>81957170
>i just want 'WoW Vanilla' as it was in 2006 or so
try everlook wow
Anonymous No.81957229 >>81957242 >>81957632
i am mr garabaldi
Anonymous No.81957242
>>81957229
cor
remember when he turnd evil
Titlad !6HsTS.CKcY No.81957246 >>81957283 >>81957285 >>81957378
Clocked off for the weekend and it's lush.

Off to Buckinghamshire tomorrow to see some family.
Anonymous No.81957283
>>81957246
corr ur related to the queen?
Anonymous No.81957285
>>81957246
You meeting your sister titlass? She sounds cool, is she single?
Anonymous No.81957325 >>81957350
i was chatting to some guys about Ahmed Al-Hassan today, the lad in Iraq who claims to be the Yemani.

I said "Do you work in the official office of Ahmed Al-Hassan in Najaf?" and the lad was like "I'm not going to get into discussing who works where, this is about presenting the evidences of Ahmed Al-Hassan." Thought it was a bit fucking cheeky and abrupt to be honest with you.
Anonymous No.81957350
>>81957325
i think we can all relate to this.
Anonymous No.81957378 >>81957510
>>81957246
Last check in before the ban de lid? Will your NOTALT make an appearance?
Anonymous No.81957423 >>81957504
Almost 5pm already.

Quiet night for me. Order some food in around 7. Maybe have a go on the ps5 for an hour or two.
Anonymous No.81957428 >>81957436 >>81957480
sitting with my cock out enjoying the ambience
Anonymous No.81957436
>>81957428
Free range is he, or do yuo keep him as a pet away from the female chickens?
Anonymous No.81957439 >>81957501 >>81957505
I hate brits
Post pics of your ids right now or I start reporting you all for being on 4chan without a loisence
Anonymous No.81957480
>>81957428
cor nothing like wanking off to Brian Eno albums, pure comfy.
Anonymous No.81957501
>>81957439
sorry lad that would be against /r9k/ rules.
Anonymous No.81957504
>>81957423
Yep, about to log off the old wfh laptop. Wife and I are going to local pizza place that has a wood fired brick oven and makes neapolitan style.
Anonymous No.81957505
>>81957439
They're in the post, they've only been issued today, probably take about 14 days to get to us all, using 2nd class post.
Titlad !6HsTS.CKcY No.81957510 >>81957534
>>81957378
Had to look up what you meant.

Hope it won't come to that but the internet will never be what it once was.
Anonymous No.81957525
ive been drinking to much and not eating properly, ive done a right number on myself
Anonymous No.81957534
>>81957510
If it's all gone soon, been great having you around lad, one of the soundest lads in britfeel, not like the other spastics and seethers.
Anonymous No.81957557
luckily i still LOOK like the photo of myself on my (expired) passport, so i can vote in elections.

glad they changed that because i am NOT sending off for a Voter Authority Certificate.
Anonymous No.81957632
>>81957229
for me, it's Londo
The ginger lass was a bit of alright an all.
>the bit at the end where she runs of with G'Kar and they have weird psychic alien sex
Anonymous No.81957739 >>81957755
might be starting a new job soon, fingers crossed
Anonymous No.81957743 >>81957758 >>81957768
is crossy banned for avatarposting?
Anonymous No.81957755 >>81957764
>>81957739
fingers crossed
the futures bright
the futures great
im dreaming of living by the sea
moving to cornwall its got to be
reaching out
my inspiration
is my dream
Anonymous No.81957758 >>81957765
>>81957743
i dont think that rule is enforced
Anonymous No.81957764
>>81957755
is that a song or something?
Anonymous No.81957765 >>81957780
>>81957758
i saw his posts got deleted earlier
Anonymous No.81957768
>>81957743
weird, it's only the images in this thread and the last. but he phoneposts so maybe his IP address changes.
he DID delete his own images in the thread that hit the image limit, perhaps he's made a habit of it? the alternative is too horrifying to consider.
Anonymous No.81957780 >>81957856 >>81957897
>>81957765
Well he is an utter retard who refuses to write coherent sentences so I can't say I'm too upset. I'll never forgive him for his Peach spamming either.
Anonymous No.81957856 >>81957897
>>81957780
He's not getting the attention he used to so back to image spamming. Fucking pathetic cunt.
Anonymous No.81957897
>>81957780
>>81957856
shut the fuck up, both of you.
Anonymous No.81957909 >>81957943
anyway yeah our crossy is banned until tomorrow afternoon.

(i hope you're UNhappy.)
Anonymous No.81957943
>>81957909
>anyway yeah our crossy is banned until tomorrow afternoon.
At last a decent Friday night thread
Anonymous No.81957978 >>81957995
another evening spent monitoring my cctv cameras.
how many customers will my pakistani drug dealer neighbour serve from his back gate tonight i wonder?
Anonymous No.81957987
>Friday night
heck yeah!!
Anonymous No.81957995 >>81958073
>>81957978
you have a drug dealer as a neighbour and you're complaining?!

mate get an ounce in and stop complaining.
Anonymous No.81958035
serious lack of ssm updates lately
Anonymous No.81958038
Did crossy's ISP get ofcom'd?
Anonymous No.81958073 >>81958080
>>81957995
not complaining, i just find it mildly entertaining
Anonymous No.81958077
DJ is too bus holidaying in Greece to audit warehouses
Anonymous No.81958080
>>81958073
you going to blackmail him lad?
Anonymous No.81958095 >>81958106
i don't find hands weird, the same way i DO find feet weird.

however, saving and routinely posting 'dj hands.jpg'? bit weird.
Anonymous No.81958106 >>81958128
>>81958095
Maybe this one is less weird
Anonymous No.81958107 >>81958145
Indian friend invited me over for dinner this evening. Need to get off me arse and pick up a couple of bottles on the way.
Anonymous No.81958111 >>81958135 >>81958148
Why are illegal migrants allowed two phones?
Anonymous No.81958116 >>81958136
Ruddy Hell just had a panic attack me hands were like claws.
Anonymous No.81958126 >>81958144
If I had a paki neighbour who as much as put his bin out too early I'd be on the phone to the rozzers.
Anonymous No.81958128
>>81958106
oh neat. mask etc but he looks how i imagined. (this sounds like an insult it's NOT he looks like someone i know.)
Anonymous No.81958131
>>81955447 (OP)
bremerhaven is reportedly the biggest shit town we have... great grimsby probably fits it well
Anonymous No.81958135
>>81958111
>allowed
how do you think this works, lad?
Anonymous No.81958136
>>81958116
Sounds like you need employment. Very good for your mental health is work.
Anonymous No.81958139 >>81958183 >>81958185
Fucking dumb cunts in this government, there's already been a bunch of people doxxed and had their ID's/face scans leaked, some app called Tea or something.
Anonymous No.81958144
>>81958126
kek funnily enough this shitty drug dealer always has his bin out for days, fucking overflowing with smelly food, to the point there were rats in his garden and the council had to come and exterminate them
Anonymous No.81958145 >>81958206
>>81958107
are yous shagging again? can Indians drink? i know they can't eat pork.
Anonymous No.81958147
ive got 2 phones one for the plug and one for the hoes
Anonymous No.81958148 >>81958155 >>81958219
>>81958111
why are they 'allowed' to work for deliveroo cash in hand?
Anonymous No.81958155
>>81958148
American big corps love making more money, obviously
Anonymous No.81958156
Why are they 'allowed' to get easy sex from white girls?

Just natural selection desu
Anonymous No.81958179
Woman opposite me lives with her mom and what I guess is her husband. Young guy lives there think it's their son. He's clearly mentally disabled in some way. Anyway, this woman often gets in her car for an hour or two or even less, then comes back. Multiple times a day, pretty randomly. First thing in the morning, or 1am in the night and any time between.
Anonymous No.81958183 >>81958191 >>81958222 >>81958386
>>81958139
old.reddit.com/r/privacy/comments/1m91tzg/tea_app_verification_images_have_been_leaked/ lol
Anonymous No.81958185 >>81958202
>>81958139
>some app called Tea or something.
is it this?
> Tea is a must-have app, helping women avoid red flags before the first date with dating advice, and showing them who's really behind the profile of the person they're dating.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Anonymous No.81958191
>>81958183
oh im laughing
Anonymous No.81958202
>>81958185
Can't even be a cunt to every woman you meet without consequence anymore world gone mad
Anonymous No.81958206 >>81958224
>>81958145
She is making Kolkata biryani and yes she can drink like a fish. Spending the night at hers.
Anonymous No.81958219
>>81958148
Why are they allowed in the country?
Kind of illegal, innit?
Anonymous No.81958222
>>81958183
all right yeah. this app is creepy as fuck. and that's such a fucking stupid security flaw.
4chan randoms have been doing 'herp derp let's just check the obvious URLs to see if they're public' since the dawn of time. how do you fuck that one up?
Anonymous No.81958223 >>81958262 >>81958292 >>81958315
imagine going to someones house and sitting and eating and talking to them and drinking alcohol then having sex and sleeping next to them and stuff

seems so strange

why are humans so weird
Anonymous No.81958224 >>81958304
>>81958206
Stinks like a fish? Does she have TMAU?
Anonymous No.81958236
Steve gave Sean AIDS.
Anonymous No.81958262 >>81958455
>>81958223
I fully don't understand how sex happens. I barely understand how people make friends, really.
Literally when do you know the threshold has been crossed, and someone goes from being just "person I know", to "person it is acceptable to put my penis in"?
Nothing about that makes sense.
Anonymous No.81958264
Garn London for 5 days in August. Any recommendations? We stay in Mayfair.
Anonymous No.81958275 >>81958303
south park doing a number on trump
Anonymous No.81958292
>>81958223
i thought you left, eva.
Anonymous No.81958303 >>81958314 >>81958426
>>81958275
>they pin their criticism on him having a small penis, as opposed to any of the things he's actually doing
okay
Anonymous No.81958304
>>81958224
No. She tastes quite delicious.
Anonymous No.81958314 >>81958332
>>81958303
the idea is to just piss off and harm trumps ego so mission successful
Anonymous No.81958315
>>81958223
Nothing strange about it.
Anonymous No.81958317
what about teaformen?
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81958330 >>81958355 >>81958360 >>81958363 >>81958401
im back chat
Anonymous No.81958332 >>81958377
>>81958314
Everyone has been doing that for the past 12 years. It's beyond the point of being old hat.
They should call him out for being a paedophile.
Anonymous No.81958355 >>81958646
>>81958330
nice try, but Reddit has stolen our eva6.
Anonymous No.81958360
>>81958330
welcome back queen <3
Anonymous No.81958363
>>81958330
Post proof its you
Anonymous No.81958377 >>81958410
>>81958332
>They should call him out for being a paedophile.
he's said some sleazy stuff about young birds to some probably-actual paedophiles. doesn't make him a paedophile.

really wish this kind of "discourse" would fuck off. it's everything from fancying 18-year-olds to cracking a few jokes to a whole host of things that are not "being sexually attracted to children".
Anonymous No.81958386
>>81958183
Fucking kek too good
Anonymous No.81958401
>>81958330
we know the truth
back to discord boy
Anonymous No.81958410
>>81958377
He's trying incredibly hard to make the Epstein thing go away, which means he's either a paedo or he's covering for paedos, which makes him complicit in their crimes.
Anonymous No.81958425
I'm off. Enjoy your evening.
Anonymous No.81958426 >>81958457 >>81958488
>>81958303
HHL has a small penis. Barely 4 inches erect.
Anonymous No.81958455
>>81958262
I find it usually pretty easy to fuck a girl once I've met her, talked to her/had a drink. I am awful at making friends - me being the avoidant one
Anonymous No.81958457
>>81958426
im packing 6 and a half
Anonymous No.81958488 >>81958501
>>81958426
>Barely 4 inches erect.
whats wrong with that lad? mine is also that small and im not HHL
Anonymous No.81958499
Wish I was a hot girl so I could go on BLACKED
Anonymous No.81958501
>>81958488
haha tiny willy lad
Anonymous No.81958502 >>81958522
Penis shaming is not right de lids. Do better
Anonymous No.81958509
Been asleep all day. Fucking hell.
Anonymous No.81958514
so tired all the time
reckon i might have that fibro
might give the pip line a call on monday see if i can get my free pip car from this
Anonymous No.81958522
>>81958502
they enjoy it mate
Anonymous No.81958533 >>81958543
I might have a tiny 4 inch willy but I've still had sex lad
Anonymous No.81958539
if your dick is under 8 inches you might as well transition
Anonymous No.81958543 >>81958551
>>81958533
Bet she didn't feel it, needs a proper willy like mine
Anonymous No.81958551 >>81958571 >>81958663
>>81958543
It kept falling out when she rode me lad. could only fuck in missionary x
Anonymous No.81958571
>>81958551
Poor little lad
Anonymous No.81958645 >>81958693
not right to mock hhl when he just been diagnosed with wancer
Anonymous No.81958646 >>81958672 >>81958699
>>81958355
Would have loved to abuse Alice.
Anonymous No.81958663 >>81958733
>>81958551
god i hate this so much
Anonymous No.81958672 >>81958721
>>81958646
thats not funny lad
Anonymous No.81958693
>>81958645
He got small cock cancer I reckon.
Anonymous No.81958699
>>81958646
that is sick anon, it not right what happened to her.

but yeah in case anyone believes BritNormie: he didn't set all these accounts up 2+ years ago (some with paid services.)

please do not impersonate people and take credit for their work.
Anonymous No.81958721
>>81958672
I wasn't trying to be funny. I am simply stating it would have been fun to hurt her physically and then sexually.
Anonymous No.81958728
i video called with nubs a couple times a few years ago ama
Anonymous No.81958733 >>81958746 >>81959021
>>81958663
>god i hate this so much
you know what im talking about lid?
Anonymous No.81958738 >>81958763
Need to make friends. Issue is, I don't like taking on new friends unless we're the on the same page of a lot of things. Makes it difficult and I keep myself to myself
Anonymous No.81958746 >>81958772 >>81958797
>>81958733
i certainly do.
Anonymous No.81958763 >>81958796
>>81958738
>we're the on the same page of a lot of things.
yeah mate my political views are pretty out-there too, just like everyone else.
Anonymous No.81958770
>do nothing of note in your life
>die of cancer in your 30s
classic HHL style
Anonymous No.81958772
>>81958746
Nothing we can do lad. cant do doggy style if shes got fat legs either
Anonymous No.81958796
>>81958763
Nah not even that. Going out for a pint - they got it be able to give it large and not be a light weight. Same music, same general worldview. Not to say my current friends are as such, but they are more or less.
Anonymous No.81958797
>>81958746
how smalls your willy mate?
Anonymous No.81958851 >>81958938 >>81959469
struggling to cope with what a horrible chaotic place the world is
Anonymous No.81958883 >>81958894 >>81958928
theres no such things as morals, religion or god.
Anonymous No.81958894
>>81958883
You mean I can be flippin' 'orrid? Corr...
Nah, Not my tune anyway.
Anonymous No.81958928
>>81958883
u said it /b/ro f*** moralfags and christfags!!!
Anonymous No.81958938
>>81958851
The world's changed me. I am, still, a far-left anti-capitalist and while, being a normal straight white bloke - I do still 'support' gays rights. I wouldn't be caught dead at a Pride event or whatever. But I am increasingly becoming selfish, mean, bitter towards non-whites and completely fallen out of love with my home city of London. Hard times make hard men etc and so forth..
Anonymous No.81958956 >>81958973
Corrrrrrr! It would be lush to cover her in oil and fuck her slippery pale skin!
Anonymous No.81958973 >>81958981
>>81958956
if you're feeling her up before she gets nakey, the sequins will rub against you and quite possibly come off and you'll find them everywhere weeks later.
Anonymous No.81958981 >>81959001
>>81958973
Don't care mate I'll cum my homemade shiny sequins in her arse.
Anonymous No.81958993 >>81959024 >>81959111
I just dont fuck with this capitalism thing but whenever I say this I get called a dirty communist, like sorry I dont like how mega corporations are bezzy mates with people in the government and pay no taxes but my wage wont go up and the government keep flooding the country with wogs to fuck my wage and living conditions and everything is so expensive and I have to wage slave for peanuts 40 hours a week so I can just about continue living. This is wank and this system is fucked. Idk what the solution even is can we not just rvtrn to trvdition and live in hillforts
Anonymous No.81959001
>>81958981
all right well i hope you use protection (dust sheets, plastic covers, hoover afterwards)
Anonymous No.81959004 >>81959083
stinky girls i love them
Anonymous No.81959021
>>81958733
my willy is 5.5-6 on a very good day and it feels very small, despite having had sexual intercourse. Would like to try having a mega willy
Anonymous No.81959024 >>81959075 >>81959084
>>81958993
some stateless classless society WOULD be cool.
for the time being i'd just like fairer redistribution of money AND other resources (including ones like water and public facilities).
so for me it's ye olde school socialism. before all this new left, identity politics Twitter type stuff. it's all a bit silly now.
Anonymous No.81959075 >>81959086
>>81959024
me and all lad.
ate capitalists
ate our government
love england
simple as
Anonymous No.81959083
>>81959004
Not when they are on their period. Trust me lad, been there and did it once.
Anonymous No.81959084
>>81959024
I dont know shit about shit I just want a system that I can do something in, have a comfy house on my tod or at least a large flat, dont wince every time I have to buy food (despite eating literally only wholefoods I dont know why its all so expensive) and have enough shekels to occasionally buy nice things instead of having to hoard every penny and to not have to look over my shoulder in public due to strange foreign men hanging around. I just want comfyness. At least with a hillfort id have actual stuff to do and community.
Anonymous No.81959086
>>81959075
hear hear. my water bill is going to a subsidiary of a Hong Kong multinational instead of a local BRITISH water board.
renationalise the lot, i say.
Anonymous No.81959111
>>81958993
desu, the "tax the rich" thing is a total nothing burger.
There's enough tax money to go around. They simply waste it on shit no one asked for. There should be a system where the public votes on exactly what their tax money pays for, and it goes without saying they should stop giving any of it to foreigners.
If anything, we should have low taxes on the rich, so they actually feel inclined to stay in the country, and don't leave, taking all of the wealth with them.
Anonymous No.81959124 >>81959146 >>81959147 >>81959167
Nice bit of elfy right here.
Anonymous No.81959146 >>81959241
>>81959124
What is that shite?
Anonymous No.81959147 >>81959241
>>81959124
Strange plate
Anonymous No.81959156
if raising taxes a bit would make the rich leave, then they would have already left to another country with lower taxes

clearly tax rate is not the sole factor determining if they leave or not and we could therefore raise their taxes somewhat
Anonymous No.81959167 >>81959241
>>81959124
No spakka tray?
Anonymous No.81959216
Currently taking vortioxitine has anyone here been on it? Just been prescribed 25mg of the stuff and thats the highest it goes apparently.
Anonymous No.81959241
>>81959146
Pasta, mega chunks of aubergine, courgette, pepper, ham joint (with marmalade glaze, double Gloucester and cheddar cheese, tom pasata, tom and basil sauce.
>>81959147
It's a bo el.
>>81959167
No, I need to order one. I genuinely have a bit of leg spasticity, so technically I am a spastic.
Anonymous No.81959248 >>81959262 >>81959282 >>81959312 >>81959321
alright guys? fking hell. anxietys through the roof
Anonymous No.81959253 >>81959259
how do i join the bnwo?
Anonymous No.81959259 >>81959299
>>81959253
get a grip on reality u silly bitch x
Anonymous No.81959262 >>81959274
>>81959248
me too
wtf?!
Anonymous No.81959274
>>81959262
feel better soon
x
Anonymous No.81959282 >>81959311
>>81959248
Whats wrong lad? Usually anxiety is triggered by something. Try to find the source if your anxiety and come up with a solution on how to tackle it. Face your fears head on.
Anonymous No.81959299 >>81959336
>>81959259
bnwo is reality
its over for us whitebois
Anonymous No.81959311
>>81959282
not him but mines not triggered by anything today just is how it is
Anonymous No.81959312
>>81959248
Get a few drinks down ya lad. It will do ya good.
Anonymous No.81959321
>>81959248
no benzos in?
Anonymous No.81959336
>>81959299
feel a bit ill looking at that
Anonymous No.81959344 >>81959412
thread's pure dead for a Friday night.

one of my favourite posters, crosslad, is banned.
another poster, Chika, is at the cinema.
HHL is too sober to post.
eva6 is gone.
what's going on???
Anonymous No.81959401 >>81959424 >>81959427
>Hey guys give all these company's your personal data and upload documents and your own face to their servers. It is really really secure! Trust us!
Imagine being that much of a mong to believe that. In a few months we will see bank details and passports of cum brains who have uploaded their details to these Face ID websites just so they can watch porn. Sad!
Anonymous No.81959412 >>81959444
>>81959344
DVDlad posts all the drivel and he's off on holiday.
Anonymous No.81959421 >>81959542
getting my neet workout in so my body doesn't deteriorate
Anonymous No.81959424
>>81959401
2nd to last bottom right surely can't be picky
Anonymous No.81959427 >>81959446
>>81959401
couldn't have happened to a more deserving app, really. some delicious irony there.
Anonymous No.81959444
>>81959412
>drivel
more like
>DriVeD
Anonymous No.81959446 >>81959450 >>81959549
>>81959427
What is the app? Why is it all ugly women?
Anonymous No.81959450
>>81959446
some porn site for women
Anonymous No.81959469
>>81958851
People don't have any empathy anymore.
Anonymous No.81959477 >>81959491 >>81959503
Just added my free VPN extention to Firefox innit. Fuck you Ofcom lmao. I will get the last laugh at the end of the day
Anonymous No.81959491 >>81959513
>>81959477
they cant fking take us down
my body my rules x
Anonymous No.81959497 >>81959518
Crossys banned. Not right and not fair! What am I going to read now at 3am?
Anonymous No.81959503 >>81959541 >>81959590
>>81959477
They can ban VPN's with the flick of a switch. Going to be a lollercaust when all the porn addled mongs gets blotted out from access to their filth forever. Pure melty. They already claiming the porn ban 'stymies LGBTQATIA' communities. You on the side of the commies de lid x
Anonymous No.81959504
just watching red dwarf outtakes mates
take me back
Anonymous No.81959513
>>81959491
Corr our mark looking dapper in that hat. Looks lush on him.
Anonymous No.81959518 >>81959532 >>81959545 >>81959559
>>81959497
tfw you pointed out his relentless and disgusting avatarfaggotry.

justice been done, big up to the jannies, you keeping this site clean!
Anonymous No.81959532
>>81959518
when the train stops at wareham station
Anonymous No.81959541 >>81959553 >>81959586
>>81959503
They won't ban VPN's, businesses use them. They are too important, but they might try looking into restricting access to them.
Anonymous No.81959542 >>81959552
>>81959421
Everyone's body will inevitably deteriorate. You are no exception.
Anonymous No.81959545
>>81959518
When the train stops off at Bradford.
Anonymous No.81959549 >>81959645
>>81959446
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tea.tea
Anonymous No.81959552
>>81959542
lightn up mate x
Anonymous No.81959553
>>81959541
Then I'll just have to learn TOR
Anonymous No.81959559 >>81959586
>>81959518
are you saying you reported him, anon?
Anonymous No.81959578 >>81959586
looking for u in the back of the club
Anonymous No.81959583 >>81959593 >>81960105
Fuckin pakis moving into my house next door! Fuckin FUMIN I am. My games are going to stink to high heaven of curry! Not happy!
Anonymous No.81959586 >>81959597 >>81959619
>>81959541
>Pass bill banning VPNs from private use as they're easily accessible to are kids .
>Leave only registered businesses to have legal access to them ( for a fee of course )

>>81959559
Why are you complaining about the actions staff have decided upon and taken? Are you a janitor de lid? Just suspicious behaviour isn't it?

>>81959578
make a good post next time my little lid x
Anonymous No.81959590
>>81959503
>They can ban VPN's with the flick of a switch.
No they cant lad

>Going to be a lollercaust when all the porn addled mongs gets blotted out from access to their filth forever.
I have a harddrive full of porn mate. What are they gonna do about that?
Anonymous No.81959593
>>81959583
look on the bright side lad, they COULD be drug dealers.
Anonymous No.81959597
>>81959586
>make a good post next time my little lid
not very nice that mate
Anonymous No.81959619
>>81959586
>Why are you complaining about the actions staff have decided upon and taken?
i am not complaining. i have no qualms with 4chan's policies or its moderation.

anyway, what do you think of black people?
Anonymous No.81959634 >>81959655
blasting a classic, lads
Anonymous No.81959645 >>81959685
>>81959549
What the fuck? That's fucked. Should be illegal. Imagine if men had one of these to weed out the local whores.
Anonymous No.81959655 >>81959675
>>81959634
saw them live mate were fucking intense
Anonymous No.81959675
>>81959655
our boy george doesnt muck about
Anonymous No.81959685 >>81959699
>>81959645
yeah either way it's seedy as fuck. and honestly, i miss the old days where we all just socialised and networked normally (even online).
fuck all this shaming shit. i don't even care if i meet someone and they have some history. i'm meeting them as they are today.
Anonymous No.81959699 >>81959715 >>81959738
>>81959685
this is r9k lad
everyone on here shames women and cares about their past
Anonymous No.81959714 >>81959729 >>81960135
Honest thoughts on this banger?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
Anonymous No.81959715
>>81959699
god i fucking hate the sluts
Anonymous No.81959729 >>81960135
>>81959714
proper straight fire
Anonymous No.81959738
>>81959699
yeah but ignorance is bliss innit.

DON'T FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PAST
Anonymous No.81959744 >>81959756 >>81960135
snapchat no facetime
Anonymous No.81959756 >>81959795 >>81960135
>>81959744
one of my favourite animes.
Anonymous No.81959770 >>81959812
as for me its
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQLk4Jp0Zhs
i go hard in the mothjer fucking paint nigga x
Anonymous No.81959794 >>81959808
for me its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il6PtgbI6zc
Anonymous No.81959795 >>81960135
>>81959756
just got it lmao
and im howling
Anonymous No.81959799
>when you hit the ragga waka flocka blocka myknocker weebsokkercore rhythm

LUSH!
Anonymous No.81959808 >>81959817
>>81959794
cant listen to giles corey much these days brings back horrible thoughts of depression back when i listened to it at my lowest
Anonymous No.81959812
>>81959770
Lex Luger was lush on that album
Anonymous No.81959817 >>81959837
>>81959808
why do you think I'm drinking on a friday night and listening to shit from
>those days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsUeR39r_70
Anonymous No.81959819 >>81959841
so much more peaceful without the trip spackers
Anonymous No.81959837 >>81959857
>>81959817
nothing wrong with getting emo'd out on a friday night
hope you feel better soon mate
Anonymous No.81959841
>>81959819
fuck off i'm a far worse poster than all of them.
Anonymous No.81959849
big sexi gyal say she wan fi gimme hed, wen me fuk de pussi, de pussy tarn red
Anonymous No.81959857
>>81959837
It's cathartic init, it's a good thing in the end

Unironically remember the years I was really dire and have the stats thanks to lastfm, and in one of them I listened to Giles Corey just over 1000 times which was 400 more listens than the second most listened artist that year, so we had a bit in common at least.
And the second place one was sad too.

Good year :^)
Anonymous No.81959860 >>81959911
will hhl get a better quality of cancer care as hes a spacker home resident or will that push him to the bottom of the list?
Anonymous No.81959871 >>81959901
https://youtu.be/W141hdkPVMw
bit of this now
Anonymous No.81959901
>>81959871
La Dispute were part of me getting into emo/screamo/"the wave" whatever.
Gone a bit off them nowadays, and I found that album to be largely meh at the time of release, but King Park is a fucking 11/10 track.
Anonymous No.81959911 >>81960075
>>81959860
he's in touch with his family, they go out for meals and that.
i suspect they're funding his lifestyle. will get their little angel the best private care.
Anonymous No.81959921
https://youtu.be/Sbm1l_QhNQM

This beat is so lush de lats
Anonymous No.81959975
good vibes in thread tonight
Anonymous No.81960007
ah yes lads time for a bit of
>CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELF
>CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELF
Anonymous No.81960068 >>81960085
is it emo night?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6RVzhNWedk
Anonymous No.81960070 >>81960128
The feels are escalating to near maximum levels mates.
Anonymous No.81960075 >>81960116
>>81959911
His mother hates him
Anonymous No.81960085 >>81960152
>>81960068
More nights than I'd like are emo night, but any excuse to chat about /mu/shit with the britlads.
Anonymous No.81960105 >>81960136 >>81960143
>>81959583
how do you know they are pakis lad
Anonymous No.81960116 >>81960204
>>81960075
but she still supports him. he'll get better some day our Sean he's just going through a rough patch x x
Anonymous No.81960128 >>81960134
>>81960070
oh my lush angelic process?
Anonymous No.81960134 >>81960152
>>81960128
Pull them out for the times I really wanna feel shite.
Anonymous No.81960135
>>81959714
>>81959729
>>81959744
>>81959756
>>81959795
wtf is this meme? you keep posting this song and now you say its an anime??
Anonymous No.81960136 >>81960206
>>81960105
Brother has seen them go into the house for a second viewing after they purchased the house.
Anonymous No.81960143 >>81960167 >>81960202
>>81960105
look up the Nextdoor app. it's like that Tea everyone's talking about, except for gossipy neighbours. Sharon at no. 23 will tell you if 'undesirables' are moving into the area.
Anonymous No.81960148
For welper. Its the new golden age. No wokkles and no wokey. Its going to be lush and I mean lush.
Anonymous No.81960152 >>81960186
>>81960085
thanks lad will check this one out
>>81960134
their stuff is brutal
Anonymous No.81960167
>>81960143
>SHAAAROOOOOOOON THEM FUCKIN BLACK BROWNS ARE ERE AGAIN!!!1! PUT IT ON THE APP RIGHT NOW!
Anonymous No.81960171 >>81960185
nonce vibes in thread tonight
Anonymous No.81960185
>>81960171
big night for daddy greg then
Anonymous No.81960186
>>81960152
>thanks lad will check this one out
It's a banger frankly man. Sits in my head as shit I spammed back when I was in proper feelsville, but they're a bit more uplifting in tone. The twinkly emo sort, I guess?
This is the best on the album to me, so if you like this then it should be right up your alley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C0EddLVc6w
Anonymous No.81960202
>>81960143
should I download that to see if they're shit talking me?
Anonymous No.81960204
>>81960116
>he'll get better some day
He wont
Anonymous No.81960206 >>81960215
>>81960136
>second viewing

I had that at my property, viewers go back just to see the house is hasn't changed before they sign the docs. Yeah they've bought it
Anonymous No.81960207
>>81960198
Nu fred
>>81960198
Get in now
>>81960198
Anonymous No.81960215 >>81960226
>>81960206
Haha yeah does seem a little odd now that you mention it.
Anonymous No.81960226
>>81960215
You got it the wrong round. They go back JUST before the sign, not after, like you said