Plan b edition

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>>81957927 (OP)
yay new r9gay thread

why would a catboy go swimming? It's like artists just add ears and tails to boys for fun without taking cats into consideration.

>>81957958
thats a monkey tail

>>81957958
That's a monke

>>81957963
I stand corrected then, but the point still stand on some catboys.

where can i get mount gay rum

I like cats and I'm a boy but I'm not a catboy

haha the bill is already 300 bucks just for an oil change (which it needed anyway) and apparently the battery needed to replaced as well. They haven't even begun to look at the power steering issue.

This is going to suck... and not in the good way.

>>81958022
Awh :C i hope it's not too bad anon, but atleast you'll have a better running car

>>81958142

it's up to a 1000 for a new alternator and spertaine belt now... ahhhh. My monies are disappearing before my eyes.

tfw no shota bf to pick up from school

>>81958162
Have you tried not being american?

WOULD YOU STILL LOVE UR FBF IF HE HAD CUT SCARS BE HONEST

>>81958261
Yes? Duh.
>Is that a scar? Oh well my love is gone!

If my bf had cut scars and I didn't I would give myself matching ones. You would do that for your bf, right?

alr cutting myself to shreds rn

cutting is the most tarded thing ive ever heard of

getting raped by reality again. my head hurts

I haven't cut in years but my thighs are pretty noticeably fucked up...people off this site find it repulsive

>>81957958
Also cats can swim.

Cutting is bad but if you don't do it anymore and just have old scars then I think I could get over it.
idk I guess it would depend on the severity of the scarring.

I want to kiss my bf's cut scars and wish I was there for him earlier so he never had to cut in the first place.

>>81958412
this but with circumcision scars

>>81958436
as long as he's pilling to kiss mine. Perhaps we can both mourn our lost foreskins together.

>>81958261
I asked this before way before and anons were very hesitant to date someone with self harm scars. :(.

jonah & me

well looks like just under 1k in total as the alternator caused the power steering loss. Could have been worse and I'll get it back today by 6.

>car's been giving me the death wobble for months
>slow leak in one tire
>sidewall issue in another
>balancing issue too
>plus the old tread
being poor is amazing because I'm probably not gonna be able to deal with this until december~

>>81958162
Oh no D:

>>81958172
Eerie, it looks like the interior of my school :0

>>81958450
:C

my 2013 honda civic still runs perfectly

my 1990 ford e250 has a new issue every month

>>81958690

It's actually eve worse as I misread the thing they sent me, the total is 1600$.

>>81958737

This did too before then. I got no warning then all of a sudden I could barely turn the thing.

So many car havers :0 I'll just stick to my bike

>>81958771
Oh my, that's A LOT. I hope it's not too bad for you :/

>>81958829

It won't break the bank but that is a lot potential fast food meals I could have had instead.

Woke up again
I vill never eep again

>>81958873
Yeahhh, but hey!! Fast food isn't good for you anyways so think of it as a positive thing ^^

>>81959144

yeah but I've got one foot in the grave already, a few less burgers won't buy me any more time. Enjoy your youth why you can.

>>81959166
Why's that? D:
>Enjoy your youth why you can.
Okay I will :D

>>81959290

I'm 35 and getting the beetus as well as being morbidly obese. I'm not saying I'll kick it shortly but another 20 years or so and I'm done.

>>81959320
...or...you can just put the fork down and start taking swimming lessons?
You are not even 40 yet.

Gibsmedat storyfortune

what will happen to /r9gay/ in 20 years

>>81959348

I actually know how to swim as I was taught as a child but haven't done it since plus no way is my fat ass going into swim trunks. They don't allow whales in the pool.

I've tried to eat less but I never manage it. I have zero willpower.

>>81959362
We're all dying in nuclear warfare pretty soon dawg.

How's it going using those pedals Story-kun? And have you thought about buying a treadmill.

>>81959410
better to die in an instant flash than in some trench via a drone.

>>81959426
Depends really, lots of people died very slowly and painfully in japan, their skin peeling off and stuff. Guess you're less likely to survive now since nukes are a lot more destructive these days, but it could always happen.

i should just get a big dog to be my bf

>>81959448
even that's better than slowly dying of radiation poisoning or starving during the nuclear winter.

>>81959372
I advice swimming because it's less straining on the body than jogging or biking. Any sort of moving will help, even walking for 10-30 minutes.
Do you drink soda?
I don't think it's physically possible to eat so much to become morbidly obese, I think it's drinking all that sugar.
Just my unasked opinions.

ill do it ill get a big dog bf and you can all seethe about it

>>81959466
No, that's a whole lot fucking worse. Seeing videos and retellings of the people who survived, what they saw... Dying slowly might be blessing compared to that fate.

how's it going with your game anon? is the sniper scope done?

>>81959473
Seethe about what.
We're rooting for you, buddy.

>he still thinks nukes are real
Oh no r9g is compromised by ZOG lies

Psychedelics with fbf, we melt into eachother while cuddling.

bwos... my neighborhood is not going to be hit by the nukes. please reach a consensus soon i dont want to wonder

and post videos of your love making sessions >W<

>>81959505
yay
ill train my dog to pee in me and use me when hes gets bored ^_^

>>81959510
>denying the scientific wonder of the white man
I bet you think the moon landing was fake too faggot

>>81959425

I use them about 3 days a week, I try for more but I forget. I legit could not fit a treadmill in this house as it is very small.

>>81959528
Why can't we go back to the moon huh
Shit's all fake lies fed to you by your talmudovision

I'm such a fattie

im the fattest anon in 4chan history

>>81959540
>Why can't we go back to the moon huh
Because of the civil rights movement

>>81959540
No budget and it wouldn't help science much to do something we've already done. Besides collect more moonrocks I guess.

do any of you want to kill me
no you dont because im gaycel

I have a crush on anon

>tfw no bf whose white socks become yellow on the bottom after a day

i want 6'6 anon to rape me to death...

my /r9gay/ crush has been missing for so long

I wear my socks for a week straight or more and only change them when the bottom of them become black with dirt.

tfw no BOSS BABY bf

Never wear socks

i have two pairs of slippers for inside wear

https://youtu.be/jjUzmL4yZt4
"Bullying" my short bf like

Taking a lead pipe to tall anons shins :3

i wanna eat apples so bad

Accidentally trampling short to death

Need a boyfailure in my life.

I am just a manfailure.

I need a bf to have sit in my lap and let me just lavish his neck with as many kisses as I can.

I dropped out of highschool and work in a cigarette filter factory, 12 hour a day in three shifts.
...do I qualify?

boysuccess is me

>>81959320
ohh :C you should take some steps to improve it then anon!! :D
i can't really relate since my meds make me lose my appetite and in turn im pretty lightweight :p

kill him storyanon hes laughing at you that was a full years chicken sandwich supply and hes laughing

I hope none of you do any of those things

>>81959833
why is the frog in the black shirt okay

Today I spent 5 hours at A&E . Yay.

At least it wasn't A to Z! Hahaha

>>81959833
As a bong I genuinely can't tell if this is a mock image or real. Our country is so horribly dystopian at this point I'm erring toward it being real

>>81959941
wtf is A&E

Thunderstorm started uh oh
Goodbye 100 degree weather

>>81959968
It's where you spend 5 hours+ around low class and third world people waiting to try and get your emergency health issue diagnosed only to be met with a nigerian or jeet doctor who can barely speak English shouting at you. Free healthcare is so great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXgx3lBP7rU
Need /mu/ bf

>>81959987
goodbyebye ;(

>>81959968
bonglish term for ER or emergency room.

So why were you there? If it makes you feel any better American ERs are just as slow.

I'm not replying to you you fucking cunt if you (you) the person responding to me and not me. You lot are such weird little freaks sometimes.

>>81960090
>>81960090
Based anon fuck em

I'm 6'3 and nobody has ever wanted ME to rape them.

killing myself so i can be with my boyfriend okabe in heaven

>>81960160
Really cool plush can I rape you instead anon?

>>81960195
Only if you tie me down and use my dick as a dildo nigga

I'm eating chic fil a

>>81960210
>I'm eating chic fil a
is it good?
i wanna try it someday

>>81960240
It's very good for a chicken sandwich but in the end it is just a chicken sandwich.

>>81960240
Nah I bet your underage forbidden fruit bussy tastes better. Now get the fuck out my thread you nigger.

>>81960240
I like their strawberry lemonade cuz there's real strawberries in it
And their fries are the best

>>81960344
I've never had one but cool :D
>>81960350
right..

I haven't had a chic fil a sandwich since before mom died because the closest ones a bit away and I don't want to drive that far just for food.

>>81960404
ooo okay!! ill have to try it sometime then ^^
what kinda fries is it? the crunchy or oily kind?

I need a bf who wants to kill me who wants to rip my guts out and stab me over and over and crush and crack my neck and gouge out my eyes and break my legs and cut my throat and slice open my chest and (so on)

>>81960449
they use a different kind of fry called a waffle fry or something like that. Bigger and differently shaped than a regular fry but you don't get very many in an order.

>>81960468
ahh okay i had those once i think, they tasted more like potatoes though bleughh, but then again im not the best food critic ^^

>>81960467
idk abt that anon, but hey try playing killer chat :D

ive never had any fastfoods except a&w, carls jr, wendys, and mcdonalds

ahaha no one replies to me because i am a suicidal gaycel instead of a horny futurefemboyfriend gf

I want a baja blast now..

>>81960547
Just get it in cans, I have a 24 pack and can enjoy one whenever I want.

>>81960547
is that a euphemism for anal

>>81960576
is baja blast like, mountain dew? or some special flavor of it?
i only drink one soda ever :p

>>81960576
I'm trying not to drink soda, all I get nowadays is strawberry seltzer and brisk lemon tea
It will ruin my life if I start buying it in cans
>>81960602
Yes

that's it, im settling for a tiktok femboy bf

>>81960675
"settling for" ?

>>81960614
just a flavor of it

feel awful gonna okay Roblox

>>81960759
hell yeah, what on roblox you gonna play?
>>81960744
ah okay ^^ is it good?

>>81960759
play* I'm such a dumbass

>>81960767
it taste okay best mountain dew flavor out there

>>81960767
probably just the one tower obby game

>>81960806
etoh?? :0
obby games are my fav!!! i hope you have fun :D

>>81960788
ah okay ^^ my fav is cola zero

>>81960818
yea that's the one

>>81960856
how many towers you got? whats ur hardest? whats ur fav? :0

my crush just rejected me this week, i hate existence

>>81960864
7 so far and tosp. u? don't really have a fav yet. you?

>>81958261
I wouldn't bf such a guy in the first place as it shows deeper problems. However, there is this kiwi guy...
>>81958445
Or learn you never needed them in the first place but that's way too optimistic for low self esteem losers that dwell here
>>81958821
Based!
>>81959410
Nothing ever happens. Except when it does but we don't talk about that. Nothing ever happens.
>>81959821
What meds? I thought meds usually make you crave food and gain weight but that's probably just depression meds and such

Kiwi was my best friend

My crush touched my shoulder while he was walking past me let's fucking go.

You guys like the worst posters here

>>81960949
I have around 125 so far, my hardest is toae ^^
my fav was cows though

>>81960957
>What meds?
adhd meds, with them i can go days without eating

time to uber over and get my car back and pay nearly 1600 buckeroos.

>>81960090
So real, I hate vagueposting whores so much
>>81960435
This feels like a fake storypost but I think it's real
>>81960771
>anon okay'd Roblox

>>81961068
that's crazy impressive. good job

>>81961019
You mean meow don't you

Vagueposting is good actually

Theres only one bad poster here

>>81961019
what did the intuitive floridaanon ever do to you

Yeah It's (You)

>81961124
>makes the thread harder to follow
>especially if you're reading it after the fact
>anon you're responding can usually tell it's meant for him
>only now it makes you look like a petty passive aggressive bitch playing this game of "I'm not giving you attention except I'm giving you attention"
If you don't want to respond to someone just ignore them, it's the only way to actually deprive someone of attention. You only make yourself look bad by being bitchy like that and you're making it annoying to read. Whore.

#1 goal in life: get more transformers
#2 goal in life: get a boyfriend

Legs sore today tho I didn't run or move much I think.hmmmm

>>81961467
are you 50 years old? i never get sore

Big wall of cope

I want a boyfriend like transformers fag, It'd be adorable to listen to my fbf's hyperfixation and maybe draw art of it for him.

hes a fakegaycel

this edition is so fucking boring again. No Thread question. Holy 0 effort, OP can barely draw a stickman, thats how creative this mofo is

meow you will turn into a dumb aids riddled fucking insect that will die alone in bed with a tear in its eye

>>81961616
I'd like a boyfriend like you but unfortunately everybody hates me because I'm a trugaycel

Hiii meow that's me

i got a drawing tablet :D

and I'm back 1610 dollars poorer because I got burger king on the way back. I needed it after a day like today.

No car gang wins again

Today was fun although it took too long way yay I'm tired now

car+mom is better than no car or no mom

i'm the only one old enough to remember when candleja

never watched that show

>>81961837
you always said the full name of candlejack before you did the trailin

No car but yes mom is actually good

>>81961758
checkers is cheaper cause they dont got an inside

>>81961902

they're on the other side of town and I just wanted a quick bite. I hadn't ate all day.

>>81961749
post a bit of your art
i promise not to bully, i just wanna know your "style"

What happened to the anon who was learning blender and made a cute lil robot?
I bet he's got a lucrative robot porn Patreon by now..

Evenflowwwwww

I just want a twink best friend who I can hug on ocassion

Platonically hugging anon so he stops his crying

that would be amazing with a fembestfriend instead

cute quebecois twink bf

french canadian is the second worst accent in north america

My accent is all that matters as its the default

>>81959540
It's because NASA was defunded in favor of corrupt "private-public partnerships" aka outsourcing. What's left of NASA is now 100% dependent on private companies which cut corners and fuck up constantly, leading to minimal progress. Only progress we're still making is probes which are less risky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HhFsHH99rU

>>81962443
based bunny

>>81957948
that's such a cute pic

>>81958261
Be hypocritical not too.

>>81962300
Whats the worst? I'm a leaf so I hear Quebecois accent all the time.

what are you gaybots up to this hot and humid (at least here) Friday evening?

>>81962643
it's breezy and 69 (nice) today
I'm still on the clock

>>81962643
Waiting to ask my crush to see a movie with me.

Are you guys colluding on discord now or something?

>>81962643
sleepy
t. europ

>>81962643
going to eat dinner with mom and then take a walk. what are you doing hmm?

>>81962643
I ate Mcdonalds and jerked off

>>81962643
Watched friend prepare his cosplay

>>81962643
probably heading to sleep and then dying

Where are the gentle men? I don't need a guy who's mean and bratty I get too much of that already. I need someone who's kind and caring and gentle. A genuine nice person that I can be nice to back and we're both nice to each other. Or at least try to be nice

>>81962352
there isnt really anything we want on the moon at the moment, or in nearby space generally. idk about mars but sending anything back is a taller order even than going there in the first place. wake me up when we are sending things to habitable planets. i dont care if it takes the first probe 3000 years to get there or whatever. get started already!

>>81961709
No, your just dumb to get it retard. I'll help you out. Plan b is a reference to a thing that happened few threads ago now when some faggots asked meow for his discord but was already talking to someone romantically making him plan b. The pic is a cute pic of a monkey I could find since it's a reference to monkey branching.

Genuinely more effort was put into naming this edition than you put into anything in your worthless pathetic bitch life.
>Thread question
Ok I can do that: when are you going to kill yourself? :3

>>81962864
Nobody is nice to me, there always needs to be jokes and banter behind everything it's very lame

>>81961961
i been on the burgers somewhat lately i got a double cheeurger there the other day. i like mcdonalds one better there but i like the rodeo burger and i understand the whopper but its too for me.

>>81962864
I'm no doormat, I have loyalties prejudices and some backbone like men ought to have.

>>81961791
Some faggots YouTuber made a video about a game you recommend me ages ago (void stranger) and while I'm still glad I gave up I had no idea I was not even scratching the surface

>>81962864
>whore pic used, opinion discarded

>>81962981
is this one uolsome?

>>81962981
they're just hugging

range twinks aren't real

>>81963128
I'm RIGHT here bro... we're real.

How do euro twinks protect themselves with nogunz

>>81963167
small dogs

What transformer should I get next /r9g/? I'll make a list if anybody asks

>>81963247
how about one that transforms into a noose so you can rope

>>81963167
you're more likely to kill yourself or a loved one with a gun than stop an intruder

>>81963282
doubly true of small dogs but we love them anyway

>intrudes

I wanna get a beretta and a Serb AK that would be cool I think
>>81963372
Cute

I want a SKS to larp as a revolutionary, and wood furniture has sovl

wat kind of bolty hunting rifle would you get?

>>81957927 (OP)
byofriendless anon here again.
We have outlined in the previous issue of this thread,
( https://archived.moe/r9k/thread/81943894#p81943894 )
the general procedure of the HOTBF (Hallucinogenic Oriented Technique Based on Facts).
The purpose of HOTBF is to once and for all solve the boyfriendless-plague in our society by artificially inducing sane individuals to develop schizotypical tendencies and thus delude themselves into believing they do in fact have an intimate relationship with a member of the same sex. (more details are found in the first section of this publication series).
Our first test run, based on behavioral, cognitive, sensory, and pharmacological techniques, has been successfully carried out on our sample group of n = 1. Though the structure came under strong pressure due to the inherent unpredictability of the substances involved, the first cycle can be said to be a success so far. Full on schizotypical symptoms have yet to arise, however it is not expected that they will do so before the fifth cycle (anon et al., 2025).
During the wake up phase, the subject reported hearing "mostly unintelligible male voices among the remix".
Of note is the use of the word "mostly" leading us to conclude that initial unconscious ascription of patterns to random noise is beginning to show (more details in the appendix).
One possible approach to expedite the schizophication process could be the cyclical deprivation and overdose of essential nutrients for cognitive functions (such as DHA, choline, etc.)
Our temporary results show the viability of the HOTBF process though it is undeniable that further changes are needed in order to optimize future iterations.

next Friday I go and shoot my AR again, I love being a 'murrican some times.

>>81963492
cz 600 is a handsome rifle

>>81963339
at least with a dog you get them because they're cute and loving and not simply for protection, unless you're a psycho

Dogs are third place pets

>>81963372
my sister used to have that exact outfit. she wore it all the time lol

>>81963735
How often did you have sex with her?

Is anyone else here a paraphilephile? I can unironically only like a guy if he's a deranged pervert of some sort.
It's not because I want to be victimized myself. I would date, say, a zoophile, even though I don't want to be an animal. It's just the fact that he's a pervert that arouses me.

I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ROBOTS !!!

ban coomerism

>>81964075
I'm a faggot

I prefer my robots to not fit the definition of robot by being very big, vaguely human shaped, and piloted by teens in space in battles against space Nazis.

>>81964171
I wouldn't call a guy a faggot for refusing to fuck his own sister but okay

>>81964274
faggot meaning gay. I'm just gay

would you have sex with a skinny autistic shy top

having sex with your sister is cringe, but grabbing a little extra during hugs is kind of kino

Listen to me you monkey. If I hear you say one more time that I live in a fuckin desert I will find the jungle you live in and burn it with your entire family inside.

sisters are gross stinky creatures though

its true mom was always the best woman and no amount of judaism will change that

>>81963247
i literally dont know any transformer besides megatron and the only reason i know that name is because of an unrelated joke

>>81963247
how about me? i can transform int your boyfriend.

brothercest

i cant relate to brothercest because my brother is too old and thats just not right

>>81964469
>i can transform int your boyfriend.
I doubt that unless you're blond.
>>81964444
niggatron

younger brother x older brother

father x son

>tfw no brothers

>>81964528
>i feel like megatron right now(sombre voice)

My #1 fantasy is forcing myself to get into a heterosexual marriage so I can make a son and have a plausibly deniable emotionally incestuous relationship with him till he's 18 at which point I rape him

sometimes i get the feeling i would be a little more normal if my siblings werent 10 years older than me

>>81964528
it was meant to be nothing more than a humorous remark. you will share your bed with no one but your toys.

I BELONG TO NOBODY!

Need cute robot bf

should i start drinking alcohol like all of the other cool people on /r9gay/ will you take responsibility anon

>>81964789
NO. No start drinking. It's bad for you.

>>81964818
>NO. No start drinking.
a double negative; start drinking

>>819647895
i haven't drank alcohol in 3 1/2 years

>>81964562
>emotionally incestuous
This sounds like one of those terms women make up so they can feel like victims.

>>81963493
>people are now purposefully causing themselves schizophrenia out of inceldom
I don't see how you won't come to regret this.
anon surely there are better ways to find a boyfriend. you should invest half the time you spend on this madness actually trying to find a companion.
it can't possibly be that bad

>>81964987
its a term women made up to attack 'boy moms'

>>81964987
>This sounds like one of those terms women make up so they can feel like victims.
It is. But in my fantasy I mean that I'll kiss him on the lips and tell him he's sexy while claiming it's normal and not molestation and he's a fag for thinking it is

>>81965060
that's kinda wine aunt behavior imo

>>81960467
hello bby where are you rn

>>81965073
Stop ruining my unrealistic sexual fantasy by shoehorning women into it

>>81965086
apologies
I was merely pointing at prior art

>>81960965
ironically he actually disliked you quite a bit, brad.

>>81965275
I know he probably did but I just say it to ragebait

I don't think Kiwi would ever come back, but it is easily some of my best work that he will forever be cemented as the huge creep who publicly erps via vocaroo, likes it when boys cut, and loves slamming ftm pussy. I just went through the past few threads, ctrl + F'ing "kiwi" and him still being mentioned 1, if not nearly 2 years, after the fact is just... perfect.

>>81960467
https://vocaroo.com/1kNYI26hJPCM

i still stand by that he sounded like elon musk and nobody felt compelled to point it. im pointing it out.

The funniest bit of Kiwi lore is that he's friends with all his exes except for the ones that have a brain so the 2 trannies that are attached to him are near codependant and his best friend/first ex is still very clearly not over him to the point where "she" is going by "he" again now that kiwi has been going out with the pooner for nearly a year because "he" lacks any amount of original thought or self awareness. seriously. every single bit of their personality is taken from something or someone else that "he" saw someone else do first

i was looking out all day but anon was wrong!

>>81965373
>>81965388
If anyone cares you can very easily find Kiwi lore yourself with these two posts. The vocaroo (under voca.ro link format) will yield you not only his name in an /s4s/ archive of your choosing, but the aforementioned tranny (or former now, I guess) ex.

why doesnt anyone talk about my vacaros

>do exactly that
>he's right
Oh. Archiveschizo wasn't schizo at all.

>>81965428
you didn't piss off the right rapist i guess

>>81964124
you'd like me, i have two

>>81965443
yeah i thought singing would get me attention like its 1725

hey guys, just coming here for pity points is all...

my bf of 4 years abruptly ghosted me and is now seeing his ex. this comes one month after our second time spending time together irl, with plans to continue to see eachother. like fcck, it just doesn't make sense. i don't fccking get it- i dont. why, why, why, why?

>>81965444
What are they?
I'm a paraphile myself also. I think I'm attracted to deranged perverts at least partially because I can relate to them.

>>81965473
That's what you get for edating. Should've moved in with him three years ago.

>>81965473
assuming that everything was fine and it wasn't clearly falling apart with 0 warning signs prior? he was never over his ex, used you as a distraction with 0 regard to your feelings about it. will likely defend himself saying he warned you about it beforehand or similar. it super sucks right now, but i'd just never speak to him again. completely ghost, don't give him a chance to explain. nothing. the remorse will eat him up and if he's willing to do this to you who he was presumably happy with, he will do it to his ex too eventually for another distraction.

i will never have a bf bcause i have shit hand writin g

>>81965496
on the last trip, i'm beginning to resent the fact that the reason i had to leave, was to go see my uncle visiting from out of state, and i nearly died trying to get back home for what it was worth. fuuuck, we had plans, he was excited, why did it end like this...

>>81965501
i was actually on decent terms with his ex, to the extent that he'd get furious whenever i talked to him. not just out of jealousy, but from all of the residual trauma of the relationship. i don't know though, none of this makes any sense to me, i may just be in denial but things really aren't adding up for me. i don't even know the extent of their current relationship, or if he's even broken up with me officially yet. it's been like 2 weeks and i still have no answers, only chest and heart pain.

>>81965482
i think you should go first. maybe you're fronting. lots of people turn out to just be into sex with set dressing.

If we break up it's gonna be a murder suicide probably

>>81965593
how dreamy...

>>81965552
>it's been like 2 weeks and i still have no answers
worst kind of situation, make peace with the fact that you may never get answers. i assume you tried to confront him already. sometimes people are just evil, sorry anon. it hurts a lot, and will hurt a lot but eventually it does fade. just ride it out, i think.

>>81965688
i can't tell, it hurts, but not to the extent that i am convinced towards anger, resentment, and jealousy because i still very much can't understand that we're not together anymore. it feels like he'll come back, i know what they have won't last, they hate eachother, but i don't know.

i know i'm going to be desperately lonely for company, but i still can't just find a replacement when i thought we were together for life. i'm literally wearing the t-shirt he gave me a month ago. his favourite one. it makes no fccking sense, it doesn't.

>>81965734
no. he's septic now. if you forgive him in any capacity you are showing a weakness that he is looking for, and he will just do it to you again and again until you stand your ground or are broken enough to where he knows there's no point in even trying to convince you. both are awful outcomes. easier said than done, but get rid of his stuff. you don't have to throw it away, but put it away. you need him to be the last thing on your mind, even if it takes a bit.

Idk how people experience this without killing the person who wronged you idgi

100 years old and all i want is more coookie crisp

>>81965766
people who do evil things like that are often masters of making themselves seem like the victim/hurt one. the last thing you want is to make them a martyr. you let them exist because as much as it stings that they seemingly get away with it in your face, you have to have solace in the fact that they will just eventually fester and rot in their own misery. that and death is way too simple and easy of a solution. stuff like that needs a tenfold revenge, not a one and done.

>>81958261
Depends on how old are the scars
If old, yes
If recent, no

>>81965748
idk man... idk, i'm in denial, so i can't help but believe that the circumstances are strange and nuanced. fcck, man. at least he's not dead.

i want to at least have one last talk before we part ways... all those precious memories can't just go to waste without a goodbye, but maybe i'm just fooling myself. you are right, getting him off my mind is important..

>>81965825
>all those precious memories can't just go to waste without a goodbye
he ghosted you, he was fine with letting them go to waste. do not show him a kindness when he has treated you far worse.

>>81965793
i don't want that, even in the worst case scenario. i've never felt loved like this. it wasn't a desperate yearning anymore, it was like finally coming home. i'm a fccking idiot emotional retard, and melancholic romantic at best. i hope he is happy, at least...

The world is full of psychos, you either go psycho yourself or get twisted by them

>>81965415
kiwi encourages someone to cut and theres an interpol manhunt but meow does it and nobody cares hmmm makes me think

>annoying personality fags
>annoying fags who are obsessed with personality fags
I don't know who's worse.

>>81965558
My only truly paraphilic attraction is non-exclusive pedophilia (though I absolutely don't act on it at all, obviously).
I do understand your concern about misusing terminology though, there are a lot of larpers - I've seen some zoomers act like feederism is super dark and immoral stuff. "Deranged pervert" can be used to mean foot fetishist in some contexts.
>tfw no truly perverted bf to bond over sexual perversions with

>>81963493
Keep it up cutie
>>81964789
None of them are cool

r9g lsd

>>81965453
I wish that anon actually made original songs he promised since you bring up singing.

I hate to break it to you anon, but you'll never ever get a bf if you don't start taking care of your feet.

I love waking up tired and sweaty and starting work right away. Can't even take a shower btw. The temperature will be crazy high again today I think I'll just die.

>>81966271
Good morning good luck don't perish yet

>>81966271
Damn. That's horrible anon. How long will you need to repeat this suffering for?

>>81966300
Thanksu, I'll do my best not to
>>81966310
2 more months at least but no longer than 3

>>81966367
What will happen after that time frame?
You really should look into becoming a hecking based NEET who doesn't take slack from anyone!

>>81962899
didnt read that essay, but glad you took that personal, like a soft skin victim

>>81966271
Sleep early?

>>81957927 (OP)
Is it possible to get speech therapy to help with the lisp

>>81966468
Please do a vocaroo and make me laugh

denying my future british bf his daily tea fix until he does the chores

>>81966477
Cruel and unusual punishment

>>81966473
Your fagvoice is probably worse than his sithster

Fagvioces are cute, CUTE!

>>81966387
I used to be that until the start of this month. In fact I am that for most of the year.
>What will happen after that time frame?
I'll be jobless but I may go back to college
>>81966440
I accept your concession
>>81966448
>waste your precious free time on sleep
I'll rest when I'm dead

>>81966579
Not mine. I'm not flamboyant or cool enough to have a cute lisp, I just have a flat autist voice that is somehow obviously gay

twinks with a good sense of fashion

tickle torture until he passes out

>>81966795
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75611069/#75611541

bloodletting until he passes out >:3d

>>81966583
moans like a bitch because sleepy
"duuuh i sleep when dead"
I hope thats soon

really wish I had someone to talk about music with

>>81966989
https://youtu.be/bI2Namn6dH8?si=sRmPBjX15Q5Lh1OU
Eels = Feels
most underrated band alive

>>81966869
No one asked you for advice stupid bitch. I'll piss on your grave.

^tranny tantrum

" waaaaah mamaaaa No one asked you for advice stupid bitch!"
little baby posts and cant deal with the consequences, my power level is too high and strong for you. Go ahead and get in your princess outfit and let me mate you.

>>81966869
>>81967056
>>81967102
>>81967119
Stahp...
*hugs u*

>>81967125
>melts your face into a brown mush

im convinced i should have been born in 1985 and died in fallujah in 2004, what do i do with my life

unfortunately im not american, otherwise id join the marines, but my country is gay and retarded

>>81964164
very australian post

Petting my cat and I love we he looks up at me and makes eye contact to make sure I'm looking at him and not watching youtube on the phone.
>>81967125
I'll stop because you asked nicely and it's not worth it to fall for the bait

^Loser porn addict

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75611069/#75611479
This guy is such a weirdo

>>81967164
Elderly cat lady

the sun is rising, gnite lads

stop.
>smack
drinking.
>smack
alcohol.
>smack

just realized there was a new south park episode and season
it was alright

>>81967176
God I wish that was me so badly

>>81967611
Beyond based. Good post.

It's so hot I just wanna sleep, but I have stuff to do :(

What reward do straight edge boys get?

>>81967815
Happy future with a boy of their choosing

>>81967611
Rude.
Alcohol tasty.

>>81966579
What? I thought they sounded annoying

>>81966165
you dont have a fetish or a "paraphilia" youre just vaguely internet poisoned

literally exactly what i said lol... at least pretend to like armpits or smth

It's already feels like a 100 degrees outside with the head index and it's just getting hotter. I have to do yard work in this to appease the boomers. Maybe I'll sweat off some pounds but I'm certainly getting fast food afterward just because. Maybe some taco bell.

>slaving for boomers who hate you in torturous heat with only Taco Bell to look forward to
Unfathomably grim life

>story's hemorrhoid ridden ass after eating taco bell for dinner

>>81968009
It does but some depraved lgbt activists are into it

>>81968193

Yep, but to be fair I was completely ignoring the yard and letting it get really bad. The back really is an overgrown jungle.

>>81968209

Taco Bell actually helps keeps things nice and regular if you catch my meaning.

>>81968231
It's your own yard you dumb cuck. Who cares what other people think, is it your property or not? So much for american freedom lmao

Powerful meow moment

>>81968280

Yeah they can fine me if I don't comply. The city isn't to be messed with.

>>81968287
>meow singlehandedly stoping a black lives matter march by bending down and spreading his ass open to take a BBC

>>81965000
The research we are conducting is of utmost importance. You make it seem as if I'm just some kind of depressed lonely guy going mad and this couldn't be further from the truth.

>>81966199
Science never sleeps.
We're on a mission, a mission from god.

>>81965373
we will use this audio sample for our next iterations. thank you for your valuable contributions to our cause.

>>81960544
you should become a test subject for our scientific endeavor i promise you won regret it.

>>81968280
some places in america have rules, some dont. unincorporated communities have no rules other than general state law. city & town america isnt that different from most places. on the other hand, my city doesnt actually make you pay your parking tickets if you dont get too many, and my car is 2 years overdue for inspection with a '23 sticker right in the window and no ones done anything about it. so thats nice...but also, thats dangerous!

>>81968222
How did I develop one and how do I hide it

>>81968296
So much for american freedom!!!!!!

>>81965373
i have a throbbing erection right now

>>81968326
i volunteer i volunteer

I'm just lucky I don't live in an HOA neighborhood. They really would be on my ass. The city only cares if it gets really bad.

>tfw no bf to rip the eyes out of my head and piss in my dead skull

>piss in my dead skull
Bunnymutt is getting unhinged

Alright time to get out there and do something instead of sitting on my ass, I should have started right at 8am but you know lazy neet and all.

It's ~40 degrees I'm burning I can't take this TwT

>>81968389
WHY DO THEY CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN YARD. IS IT A DANGER TO THE PUBLIC? NO? WELL WHY DO THEY GIVE A SHIT? ITS YOUR FUCKING PROPERTY. FUCK THEM.

>>81968500
Let it go chadbot. Let it go.

>>81968543
That wasn't my post take your meds schizo

>>81968534

I say the same thing but the reality is I have to do this or they're going to make my life hell. If I just kept it up through the year it wouldn't be so bad but I never do.

>>81968558
It was your post and you're here to quickly respond and you're a known troll and a liar but too dumb too ignore me pointing out it's you which just proves you were here and you made that post because you love making posts about meow and mutt >>81968305
Whore of Ontario

>>81968605
Literally neither of those were my posts and you need to stop obsessing over me and calling things you don't like canadian

>>81968052
We were talking about paraphilia, meaning illegal attraction, not "weird" fetishes. Why would I say I'm into "deranged perverts" and just be into armpits? Normative sexuality with a focus on some "non sexual" body part is literally just sex with set dressing. I think you don't know what certain words mean anon

I woke up earlier covered in sweat and my underwear was covered with wet stains just from my dick and ball sweat

>>81968709
If you're hot, that's hot. If you're ugly, that's gross.

>>81968724
I'm ugly because I'm not 6ft tall and I'm a 5'5 top sorry to disappoint

>5'5 top
CUTE

>>81968629
I will always expose your posts and you won't be trolling ony watch. We both know the truth no matter how much you deny. And the truth is you made those posts.

Not cute I'm covered with body hair and I'm balding and weak and fat

>>81968746
I am not cute because I am not cute because I am not cute it's over

>>81968760
Do you feel it's contradictory at all that you exposed bunnymutt's piss fetish and meow's BBC posting in those archives that you linked when you're constantly simping and defending them in every thread?

>>81968782
Do you feel it's not contradictory at all that I exposed you saying you made piss posts to associate bunnymutt with it and that there are zero post bunnymutt made talking about how much he likes piss and that all evidence points to him not being into it and only being posted by a dedicated troll who admitted to it as I showed already. Also meow said he is into all cocks and you're just projecting your cuck fetish onto him because it's funny to you. Cuck of Ontario takes another L

if you're soft get lost, this general is for MEN, not little faggots.

>>81968825
But you linked a post where bunnymutt said he would be okay with pissing into someone's mouth so long as he doesn't kiss him afterwards and meow made a bunch of sexual comments about his african coworkers at mcdonalds? Maybe you should stop being so jewish and only choosing to repost old posts that suit your narrative so you can spread lies?

The problem with bunnymutt having a piss fetish is the fact that he's ugly