Thread 81957927

Plan b edition

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>>81957927 (OP)
yay new r9gay thread

why would a catboy go swimming? It's like artists just add ears and tails to boys for fun without taking cats into consideration.

>>81957958
thats a monkey tail

>>81957958
That's a monke

>>81957963
I stand corrected then, but the point still stand on some catboys.

where can i get mount gay rum

I like cats and I'm a boy but I'm not a catboy

haha the bill is already 300 bucks just for an oil change (which it needed anyway) and apparently the battery needed to replaced as well. They haven't even begun to look at the power steering issue.

This is going to suck... and not in the good way.

>>81958022
Awh :C i hope it's not too bad anon, but atleast you'll have a better running car

>>81958142

it's up to a 1000 for a new alternator and spertaine belt now... ahhhh. My monies are disappearing before my eyes.

tfw no shota bf to pick up from school

>>81958162
Have you tried not being american?

WOULD YOU STILL LOVE UR FBF IF HE HAD CUT SCARS BE HONEST

>>81958261
Yes? Duh.
>Is that a scar? Oh well my love is gone!

If my bf had cut scars and I didn't I would give myself matching ones. You would do that for your bf, right?

alr cutting myself to shreds rn

cutting is the most tarded thing ive ever heard of

getting raped by reality again. my head hurts

I haven't cut in years but my thighs are pretty noticeably fucked up...people off this site find it repulsive

>>81957958
Also cats can swim.

Cutting is bad but if you don't do it anymore and just have old scars then I think I could get over it.
idk I guess it would depend on the severity of the scarring.

I want to kiss my bf's cut scars and wish I was there for him earlier so he never had to cut in the first place.

>>81958412
this but with circumcision scars

>>81958436
as long as he's pilling to kiss mine. Perhaps we can both mourn our lost foreskins together.

>>81958261
I asked this before way before and anons were very hesitant to date someone with self harm scars. :(.

jonah & me

well looks like just under 1k in total as the alternator caused the power steering loss. Could have been worse and I'll get it back today by 6.

>car's been giving me the death wobble for months
>slow leak in one tire
>sidewall issue in another
>balancing issue too
>plus the old tread
being poor is amazing because I'm probably not gonna be able to deal with this until december~

>>81958162
Oh no D:

>>81958172
Eerie, it looks like the interior of my school :0

>>81958450
:C

my 2013 honda civic still runs perfectly

my 1990 ford e250 has a new issue every month

>>81958690

It's actually eve worse as I misread the thing they sent me, the total is 1600$.

>>81958737

This did too before then. I got no warning then all of a sudden I could barely turn the thing.

So many car havers :0 I'll just stick to my bike

>>81958771
Oh my, that's A LOT. I hope it's not too bad for you :/

>>81958829

It won't break the bank but that is a lot potential fast food meals I could have had instead.

Woke up again
I vill never eep again

>>81958873
Yeahhh, but hey!! Fast food isn't good for you anyways so think of it as a positive thing ^^

>>81959144

yeah but I've got one foot in the grave already, a few less burgers won't buy me any more time. Enjoy your youth why you can.

>>81959166
Why's that? D:
>Enjoy your youth why you can.
Okay I will :D

>>81959290

I'm 35 and getting the beetus as well as being morbidly obese. I'm not saying I'll kick it shortly but another 20 years or so and I'm done.

>>81959320
...or...you can just put the fork down and start taking swimming lessons?
You are not even 40 yet.

Gibsmedat storyfortune

what will happen to /r9gay/ in 20 years

>>81959348

I actually know how to swim as I was taught as a child but haven't done it since plus no way is my fat ass going into swim trunks. They don't allow whales in the pool.

I've tried to eat less but I never manage it. I have zero willpower.

>>81959362
We're all dying in nuclear warfare pretty soon dawg.

How's it going using those pedals Story-kun? And have you thought about buying a treadmill.

>>81959410
better to die in an instant flash than in some trench via a drone.

>>81959426
Depends really, lots of people died very slowly and painfully in japan, their skin peeling off and stuff. Guess you're less likely to survive now since nukes are a lot more destructive these days, but it could always happen.

i should just get a big dog to be my bf

>>81959448
even that's better than slowly dying of radiation poisoning or starving during the nuclear winter.

>>81959372
I advice swimming because it's less straining on the body than jogging or biking. Any sort of moving will help, even walking for 10-30 minutes.
Do you drink soda?
I don't think it's physically possible to eat so much to become morbidly obese, I think it's drinking all that sugar.
Just my unasked opinions.

ill do it ill get a big dog bf and you can all seethe about it

>>81959466
No, that's a whole lot fucking worse. Seeing videos and retellings of the people who survived, what they saw... Dying slowly might be blessing compared to that fate.

how's it going with your game anon? is the sniper scope done?

>>81959473
Seethe about what.
We're rooting for you, buddy.

>he still thinks nukes are real
Oh no r9g is compromised by ZOG lies

Psychedelics with fbf, we melt into eachother while cuddling.

bwos... my neighborhood is not going to be hit by the nukes. please reach a consensus soon i dont want to wonder

and post videos of your love making sessions >W<

>>81959505
yay
ill train my dog to pee in me and use me when hes gets bored ^_^

>>81959510
>denying the scientific wonder of the white man
I bet you think the moon landing was fake too faggot

>>81959425

I use them about 3 days a week, I try for more but I forget. I legit could not fit a treadmill in this house as it is very small.

>>81959528
Why can't we go back to the moon huh
Shit's all fake lies fed to you by your talmudovision

I'm such a fattie

im the fattest anon in 4chan history

>>81959540
>Why can't we go back to the moon huh
Because of the civil rights movement

>>81959540
No budget and it wouldn't help science much to do something we've already done. Besides collect more moonrocks I guess.

do any of you want to kill me
no you dont because im gaycel

I have a crush on anon

i want 6'6 anon to rape me to death...

my /r9gay/ crush has been missing for so long

I wear my socks for a week straight or more and only change them when the bottom of them become black with dirt.

tfw no BOSS BABY bf

Never wear socks

i have two pairs of slippers for inside wear

https://youtu.be/jjUzmL4yZt4
"Bullying" my short bf like

Taking a lead pipe to tall anons shins :3

i wanna eat apples so bad

Accidentally trampling short to death

Need a boyfailure in my life.

I am just a manfailure.

I need a bf to have sit in my lap and let me just lavish his neck with as many kisses as I can.

I dropped out of highschool and work in a cigarette filter factory, 12 hour a day in three shifts.
...do I qualify?

boysuccess is me

>>81959320
ohh :C you should take some steps to improve it then anon!! :D
i can't really relate since my meds make me lose my appetite and in turn im pretty lightweight :p

kill him storyanon hes laughing at you that was a full years chicken sandwich supply and hes laughing

I hope none of you do any of those things

>>81959833
why is the frog in the black shirt okay

Today I spent 5 hours at A&E . Yay.

At least it wasn't A to Z! Hahaha

>>81959833
As a bong I genuinely can't tell if this is a mock image or real. Our country is so horribly dystopian at this point I'm erring toward it being real

>>81959941
wtf is A&E

Thunderstorm started uh oh
Goodbye 100 degree weather

>>81959968
It's where you spend 5 hours+ around low class and third world people waiting to try and get your emergency health issue diagnosed only to be met with a nigerian or jeet doctor who can barely speak English shouting at you. Free healthcare is so great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXgx3lBP7rU
Need /mu/ bf

>>81959987
goodbyebye ;(

>>81959968
bonglish term for ER or emergency room.

So why were you there? If it makes you feel any better American ERs are just as slow.

I'm not replying to you you fucking cunt if you (you) the person responding to me and not me. You lot are such weird little freaks sometimes.

>>81960090
>>81960090
Based anon fuck em

I'm 6'3 and nobody has ever wanted ME to rape them.

killing myself so i can be with my boyfriend okabe in heaven

>>81960160
Really cool plush can I rape you instead anon?

>>81960195
Only if you tie me down and use my dick as a dildo nigga

I'm eating chic fil a

>>81960210
>I'm eating chic fil a
is it good?
i wanna try it someday

>>81960240
It's very good for a chicken sandwich but in the end it is just a chicken sandwich.

>>81960240
Nah I bet your underage forbidden fruit bussy tastes better. Now get the fuck out my thread you nigger.

>>81960240
I like their strawberry lemonade cuz there's real strawberries in it
And their fries are the best

>>81960344
I've never had one but cool :D
>>81960350
right..

I haven't had a chic fil a sandwich since before mom died because the closest ones a bit away and I don't want to drive that far just for food.

>>81960404
ooo okay!! ill have to try it sometime then ^^
what kinda fries is it? the crunchy or oily kind?

I need a bf who wants to kill me who wants to rip my guts out and stab me over and over and crush and crack my neck and gouge out my eyes and break my legs and cut my throat and slice open my chest and (so on)

>>81960449
they use a different kind of fry called a waffle fry or something like that. Bigger and differently shaped than a regular fry but you don't get very many in an order.

>>81960468
ahh okay i had those once i think, they tasted more like potatoes though bleughh, but then again im not the best food critic ^^

>>81960467
idk abt that anon, but hey try playing killer chat :D

ive never had any fastfoods except a&w, carls jr, wendys, and mcdonalds

ahaha no one replies to me because i am a suicidal gaycel instead of a horny futurefemboyfriend gf

I want a baja blast now..

>>81960547
Just get it in cans, I have a 24 pack and can enjoy one whenever I want.

>>81960547
is that a euphemism for anal

>>81960576
is baja blast like, mountain dew? or some special flavor of it?
i only drink one soda ever :p

>>81960576
I'm trying not to drink soda, all I get nowadays is strawberry seltzer and brisk lemon tea
It will ruin my life if I start buying it in cans
>>81960602
Yes

that's it, im settling for a tiktok femboy bf

>>81960675
"settling for" ?

>>81960614
just a flavor of it

feel awful gonna okay Roblox

>>81960759
hell yeah, what on roblox you gonna play?
>>81960744
ah okay ^^ is it good?

>>81960759
play* I'm such a dumbass

>>81960767
it taste okay best mountain dew flavor out there

>>81960767
probably just the one tower obby game

>>81960806
etoh?? :0
obby games are my fav!!! i hope you have fun :D

>>81960788
ah okay ^^ my fav is cola zero

>>81960818
yea that's the one

>>81960856
how many towers you got? whats ur hardest? whats ur fav? :0

my crush just rejected me this week, i hate existence

>>81960864
7 so far and tosp. u? don't really have a fav yet. you?

>>81958261
I wouldn't bf such a guy in the first place as it shows deeper problems. However, there is this kiwi guy...
>>81958445
Or learn you never needed them in the first place but that's way too optimistic for low self esteem losers that dwell here
>>81958821
Based!
>>81959410
Nothing ever happens. Except when it does but we don't talk about that. Nothing ever happens.
>>81959821
What meds? I thought meds usually make you crave food and gain weight but that's probably just depression meds and such

Kiwi was my best friend

My crush touched my shoulder while he was walking past me let's fucking go.

You guys like the worst posters here

>>81960949
I have around 125 so far, my hardest is toae ^^
my fav was cows though

>>81960957
>What meds?
adhd meds, with them i can go days without eating

time to uber over and get my car back and pay nearly 1600 buckeroos.

>>81960090
So real, I hate vagueposting whores so much
>>81960435
This feels like a fake storypost but I think it's real
>>81960771
>anon okay'd Roblox

>>81961068
that's crazy impressive. good job

>>81961019
You mean meow don't you

Vagueposting is good actually

Theres only one bad poster here

>>81961019
what did the intuitive floridaanon ever do to you

Yeah It's (You)

>81961124
>makes the thread harder to follow
>especially if you're reading it after the fact
>anon you're responding can usually tell it's meant for him
>only now it makes you look like a petty passive aggressive bitch playing this game of "I'm not giving you attention except I'm giving you attention"
If you don't want to respond to someone just ignore them, it's the only way to actually deprive someone of attention. You only make yourself look bad by being bitchy like that and you're making it annoying to read. Whore.

#1 goal in life: get more transformers
#2 goal in life: get a boyfriend

Legs sore today tho I didn't run or move much I think.hmmmm

>>81961467
are you 50 years old? i never get sore

Big wall of cope

I want a boyfriend like transformers fag, It'd be adorable to listen to my fbf's hyperfixation and maybe draw art of it for him.

hes a fakegaycel

this edition is so fucking boring again. No Thread question. Holy 0 effort, OP can barely draw a stickman, thats how creative this mofo is

meow you will turn into a dumb aids riddled fucking insect that will die alone in bed with a tear in its eye

>>81961616
I'd like a boyfriend like you but unfortunately everybody hates me because I'm a trugaycel

Hiii meow that's me

i got a drawing tablet :D

and I'm back 1610 dollars poorer because I got burger king on the way back. I needed it after a day like today.

No car gang wins again

Today was fun although it took too long way yay I'm tired now

car+mom is better than no car or no mom

i'm the only one old enough to remember when candleja

never watched that show

>>81961837
you always said the full name of candlejack before you did the trailin

No car but yes mom is actually good

>>81961758
checkers is cheaper cause they dont got an inside

>>81961902

they're on the other side of town and I just wanted a quick bite. I hadn't ate all day.

>>81961749
post a bit of your art
i promise not to bully, i just wanna know your "style"

What happened to the anon who was learning blender and made a cute lil robot?
I bet he's got a lucrative robot porn Patreon by now..

Evenflowwwwww

I just want a twink best friend who I can hug on ocassion

Platonically hugging anon so he stops his crying

that would be amazing with a fembestfriend instead

cute quebecois twink bf

french canadian is the second worst accent in north america

My accent is all that matters as its the default

>>81959540
It's because NASA was defunded in favor of corrupt "private-public partnerships" aka outsourcing. What's left of NASA is now 100% dependent on private companies which cut corners and fuck up constantly, leading to minimal progress. Only progress we're still making is probes which are less risky.

>>81962443
based bunny

>>81957948
that's such a cute pic

>>81958261
Be hypocritical not too.

>>81962300
Whats the worst? I'm a leaf so I hear Quebecois accent all the time.

what are you gaybots up to this hot and humid (at least here) Friday evening?

>>81962643
it's breezy and 69 (nice) today
I'm still on the clock

>>81962643
Waiting to ask my crush to see a movie with me.

Are you guys colluding on discord now or something?

>>81962643
sleepy
t. europ

>>81962643
going to eat dinner with mom and then take a walk. what are you doing hmm?

>>81962643
I ate Mcdonalds and jerked off

>>81962643
Watched friend prepare his cosplay

>>81962643
probably heading to sleep and then dying

Where are the gentle men? I don't need a guy who's mean and bratty I get too much of that already. I need someone who's kind and caring and gentle. A genuine nice person that I can be nice to back and we're both nice to each other. Or at least try to be nice

>>81962352
there isnt really anything we want on the moon at the moment, or in nearby space generally. idk about mars but sending anything back is a taller order even than going there in the first place. wake me up when we are sending things to habitable planets. i dont care if it takes the first probe 3000 years to get there or whatever. get started already!

>>81961709
No, your just dumb to get it retard. I'll help you out. Plan b is a reference to a thing that happened few threads ago now when some faggots asked meow for his discord but was already talking to someone romantically making him plan b. The pic is a cute pic of a monkey I could find since it's a reference to monkey branching.

Genuinely more effort was put into naming this edition than you put into anything in your worthless pathetic bitch life.
>Thread question
Ok I can do that: when are you going to kill yourself? :3

>>81962864
Nobody is nice to me, there always needs to be jokes and banter behind everything it's very lame

>>81961961
i been on the burgers somewhat lately i got a double cheeurger there the other day. i like mcdonalds one better there but i like the rodeo burger and i understand the whopper but its too for me.

>>81962864
I'm no doormat, I have loyalties prejudices and some backbone like men ought to have.

>>81961791
Some faggots YouTuber made a video about a game you recommend me ages ago (void stranger) and while I'm still glad I gave up I had no idea I was not even scratching the surface

>>81962864
>whore pic used, opinion discarded

>>81962981
is this one uolsome?

>>81962981
they're just hugging

range twinks aren't real

>>81963128
I'm RIGHT here bro... we're real.

How do euro twinks protect themselves with nogunz

>>81963167
small dogs

What transformer should I get next /r9g/? I'll make a list if anybody asks

>>81963247
how about one that transforms into a noose so you can rope

>>81963167
you're more likely to kill yourself or a loved one with a gun than stop an intruder

>>81963282
doubly true of small dogs but we love them anyway

I wanna get a beretta and a Serb AK that would be cool I think
>>81963372
Cute

I want a SKS to larp as a revolutionary, and wood furniture has sovl

wat kind of bolty hunting rifle would you get?

>>81957927 (OP)
byofriendless anon here again.
We have outlined in the previous issue of this thread,
( https://archived.moe/r9k/thread/81943894#p81943894 )
the general procedure of the HOTBF (Hallucinogenic Oriented Technique Based on Facts).
The purpose of HOTBF is to once and for all solve the boyfriendless-plague in our society by artificially inducing sane individuals to develop schizotypical tendencies and thus delude themselves into believing they do in fact have an intimate relationship with a member of the same sex. (more details are found in the first section of this publication series).
Our first test run, based on behavioral, cognitive, sensory, and pharmacological techniques, has been successfully carried out on our sample group of n = 1. Though the structure came under strong pressure due to the inherent unpredictability of the substances involved, the first cycle can be said to be a success so far. Full on schizotypical symptoms have yet to arise, however it is not expected that they will do so before the fifth cycle (anon et al., 2025).
During the wake up phase, the subject reported hearing "mostly unintelligible male voices among the remix".
Of note is the use of the word "mostly" leading us to conclude that initial unconscious ascription of patterns to random noise is beginning to show (more details in the appendix).
One possible approach to expedite the schizophication process could be the cyclical deprivation and overdose of essential nutrients for cognitive functions (such as DHA, choline, etc.)
Our temporary results show the viability of the HOTBF process though it is undeniable that further changes are needed in order to optimize future iterations.

next Friday I go and shoot my AR again, I love being a 'murrican some times.

>>81963492
cz 600 is a handsome rifle

>>81963339
at least with a dog you get them because they're cute and loving and not simply for protection, unless you're a psycho

Dogs are third place pets

>>81963372
my sister used to have that exact outfit. she wore it all the time lol

>>81963735
How often did you have sex with her?

Is anyone else here a paraphilephile? I can unironically only like a guy if he's a deranged pervert of some sort.
It's not because I want to be victimized myself. I would date, say, a zoophile, even though I don't want to be an animal. It's just the fact that he's a pervert that arouses me.

I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ROBOTS !!!

ban coomerism

>>81964075
I'm a faggot

I prefer my robots to not fit the definition of robot by being very big, vaguely human shaped, and piloted by teens in space in battles against space Nazis.

>>81964171
I wouldn't call a guy a faggot for refusing to fuck his own sister but okay

>>81964274
faggot meaning gay. I'm just gay

would you have sex with a skinny autistic shy top

having sex with your sister is cringe, but grabbing a little extra during hugs is kind of kino

Listen to me you monkey. If I hear you say one more time that I live in a fuckin desert I will find the jungle you live in and burn it with your entire family inside.

sisters are gross stinky creatures though

its true mom was always the best woman and no amount of judaism will change that

>>81963247
i literally dont know any transformer besides megatron and the only reason i know that name is because of an unrelated joke

>>81963247
how about me? i can transform int your boyfriend.

brothercest

i cant relate to brothercest because my brother is too old and thats just not right

>>81964469
>i can transform int your boyfriend.
I doubt that unless you're blond.
>>81964444
niggatron

younger brother x older brother

father x son

>>81964528
>i feel like megatron right now(sombre voice)

My #1 fantasy is forcing myself to get into a heterosexual marriage so I can make a son and have a plausibly deniable emotionally incestuous relationship with him till he's 18 at which point I rape him

sometimes i get the feeling i would be a little more normal if my siblings werent 10 years older than me

>>81964528
it was meant to be nothing more than a humorous remark. you will share your bed with no one but your toys.

I BELONG TO NOBODY!

Need cute robot bf

should i start drinking alcohol like all of the other cool people on /r9gay/ will you take responsibility anon

>>81964789
NO. No start drinking. It's bad for you.

>>81964818
>NO. No start drinking.
a double negative; start drinking

>>819647895
i haven't drank alcohol in 3 1/2 years

>>81964562
>emotionally incestuous
This sounds like one of those terms women make up so they can feel like victims.

>>81963493
>people are now purposefully causing themselves schizophrenia out of inceldom
I don't see how you won't come to regret this.
anon surely there are better ways to find a boyfriend. you should invest half the time you spend on this madness actually trying to find a companion.
it can't possibly be that bad

>>81964987
its a term women made up to attack 'boy moms'

>>81964987
>This sounds like one of those terms women make up so they can feel like victims.
It is. But in my fantasy I mean that I'll kiss him on the lips and tell him he's sexy while claiming it's normal and not molestation and he's a fag for thinking it is

>>81965060
that's kinda wine aunt behavior imo

>>81960467
hello bby where are you rn

>>81965073
Stop ruining my unrealistic sexual fantasy by shoehorning women into it

>>81965086
apologies
I was merely pointing at prior art

>>81960965
ironically he actually disliked you quite a bit, brad.

>>81965275
I know he probably did but I just say it to ragebait

I don't think Kiwi would ever come back, but it is easily some of my best work that he will forever be cemented as the huge creep who publicly erps via vocaroo, likes it when boys cut, and loves slamming ftm pussy. I just went through the past few threads, ctrl + F'ing "kiwi" and him still being mentioned 1, if not nearly 2 years, after the fact is just... perfect.

>>81960467
https://vocaroo.com/1kNYI26hJPCM

i still stand by that he sounded like elon musk and nobody felt compelled to point it. im pointing it out.

The funniest bit of Kiwi lore is that he's friends with all his exes except for the ones that have a brain so the 2 trannies that are attached to him are near codependant and his best friend/first ex is still very clearly not over him to the point where "she" is going by "he" again now that kiwi has been going out with the pooner for nearly a year because "he" lacks any amount of original thought or self awareness. seriously. every single bit of their personality is taken from something or someone else that "he" saw someone else do first

i was looking out all day but anon was wrong!

>>81965373
>>81965388
If anyone cares you can very easily find Kiwi lore yourself with these two posts. The vocaroo (under voca.ro link format) will yield you not only his name in an /s4s/ archive of your choosing, but the aforementioned tranny (or former now, I guess) ex.

why doesnt anyone talk about my vacaros

>do exactly that
>he's right
Oh. Archiveschizo wasn't schizo at all.

>>81965428
you didn't piss off the right rapist i guess

>>81964124
you'd like me, i have two

>>81965443
yeah i thought singing would get me attention like its 1725

hey guys, just coming here for pity points is all...

my bf of 4 years abruptly ghosted me and is now seeing his ex. this comes one month after our second time spending time together irl, with plans to continue to see eachother. like fcck, it just doesn't make sense. i don't fccking get it- i dont. why, why, why, why?

>>81965444
What are they?
I'm a paraphile myself also. I think I'm attracted to deranged perverts at least partially because I can relate to them.

>>81965473
That's what you get for edating. Should've moved in with him three years ago.

>>81965473
assuming that everything was fine and it wasn't clearly falling apart with 0 warning signs prior? he was never over his ex, used you as a distraction with 0 regard to your feelings about it. will likely defend himself saying he warned you about it beforehand or similar. it super sucks right now, but i'd just never speak to him again. completely ghost, don't give him a chance to explain. nothing. the remorse will eat him up and if he's willing to do this to you who he was presumably happy with, he will do it to his ex too eventually for another distraction.

i will never have a bf bcause i have shit hand writin g

>>81965496
on the last trip, i'm beginning to resent the fact that the reason i had to leave, was to go see my uncle visiting from out of state, and i nearly died trying to get back home for what it was worth. fuuuck, we had plans, he was excited, why did it end like this...

>>81965501
i was actually on decent terms with his ex, to the extent that he'd get furious whenever i talked to him. not just out of jealousy, but from all of the residual trauma of the relationship. i don't know though, none of this makes any sense to me, i may just be in denial but things really aren't adding up for me. i don't even know the extent of their current relationship, or if he's even broken up with me officially yet. it's been like 2 weeks and i still have no answers, only chest and heart pain.

>>81965482
i think you should go first. maybe you're fronting. lots of people turn out to just be into sex with set dressing.

If we break up it's gonna be a murder suicide probably

>>81965593
how dreamy...

>>81965552
>it's been like 2 weeks and i still have no answers
worst kind of situation, make peace with the fact that you may never get answers. i assume you tried to confront him already. sometimes people are just evil, sorry anon. it hurts a lot, and will hurt a lot but eventually it does fade. just ride it out, i think.

>>81965688
i can't tell, it hurts, but not to the extent that i am convinced towards anger, resentment, and jealousy because i still very much can't understand that we're not together anymore. it feels like he'll come back, i know what they have won't last, they hate eachother, but i don't know.

i know i'm going to be desperately lonely for company, but i still can't just find a replacement when i thought we were together for life. i'm literally wearing the t-shirt he gave me a month ago. his favourite one. it makes no fccking sense, it doesn't.

>>81965734
no. he's septic now. if you forgive him in any capacity you are showing a weakness that he is looking for, and he will just do it to you again and again until you stand your ground or are broken enough to where he knows there's no point in even trying to convince you. both are awful outcomes. easier said than done, but get rid of his stuff. you don't have to throw it away, but put it away. you need him to be the last thing on your mind, even if it takes a bit.

Idk how people experience this without killing the person who wronged you idgi

100 years old and all i want is more coookie crisp

>>81965766
people who do evil things like that are often masters of making themselves seem like the victim/hurt one. the last thing you want is to make them a martyr. you let them exist because as much as it stings that they seemingly get away with it in your face, you have to have solace in the fact that they will just eventually fester and rot in their own misery. that and death is way too simple and easy of a solution. stuff like that needs a tenfold revenge, not a one and done.

>>81958261
Depends on how old are the scars
If old, yes
If recent, no

>>81965748
idk man... idk, i'm in denial, so i can't help but believe that the circumstances are strange and nuanced. fcck, man. at least he's not dead.

i want to at least have one last talk before we part ways... all those precious memories can't just go to waste without a goodbye, but maybe i'm just fooling myself. you are right, getting him off my mind is important..

>>81965825
>all those precious memories can't just go to waste without a goodbye
he ghosted you, he was fine with letting them go to waste. do not show him a kindness when he has treated you far worse.

>>81965793
i don't want that, even in the worst case scenario. i've never felt loved like this. it wasn't a desperate yearning anymore, it was like finally coming home. i'm a fccking idiot emotional retard, and melancholic romantic at best. i hope he is happy, at least...

The world is full of psychos, you either go psycho yourself or get twisted by them

>>81965415
kiwi encourages someone to cut and theres an interpol manhunt but meow does it and nobody cares hmmm makes me think

>annoying personality fags
>annoying fags who are obsessed with personality fags
I don't know who's worse.

>>81965558
My only truly paraphilic attraction is non-exclusive pedophilia (though I absolutely don't act on it at all, obviously).
I do understand your concern about misusing terminology though, there are a lot of larpers - I've seen some zoomers act like feederism is super dark and immoral stuff. "Deranged pervert" can be used to mean foot fetishist in some contexts.
>tfw no truly perverted bf to bond over sexual perversions with

>>81963493
Keep it up cutie
>>81964789
None of them are cool

r9g lsd

>>81965453
I wish that anon actually made original songs he promised since you bring up singing.

I hate to break it to you anon, but you'll never ever get a bf if you don't start taking care of your feet.

I love waking up tired and sweaty and starting work right away. Can't even take a shower btw. The temperature will be crazy high again today I think I'll just die.

>>81966271
Good morning good luck don't perish yet

>>81966271
Damn. That's horrible anon. How long will you need to repeat this suffering for?

>>81966300
Thanksu, I'll do my best not to
>>81966310
2 more months at least but no longer than 3

>>81966367
What will happen after that time frame?
You really should look into becoming a hecking based NEET who doesn't take slack from anyone!

>>81962899
didnt read that essay, but glad you took that personal, like a soft skin victim

>>81966271
Sleep early?

>>81957927 (OP)
Is it possible to get speech therapy to help with the lisp

>>81966468
Please do a vocaroo and make me laugh

denying my future british bf his daily tea fix until he does the chores

>>81966477
Cruel and unusual punishment

>>81966473
Your fagvoice is probably worse than his sithster

Fagvioces are cute, CUTE!

>>81966387
I used to be that until the start of this month. In fact I am that for most of the year.
>What will happen after that time frame?
I'll be jobless but I may go back to college
>>81966440
I accept your concession
>>81966448
>waste your precious free time on sleep
I'll rest when I'm dead

>>81966579
Not mine. I'm not flamboyant or cool enough to have a cute lisp, I just have a flat autist voice that is somehow obviously gay

twinks with a good sense of fashion

tickle torture until he passes out

>>81966795
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75611069/#75611541

bloodletting until he passes out >:3d

>>81966583
moans like a bitch because sleepy
"duuuh i sleep when dead"
I hope thats soon

really wish I had someone to talk about music with

>>81966989
https://youtu.be/bI2Namn6dH8?si=sRmPBjX15Q5Lh1OU
Eels = Feels
most underrated band alive

>>81966869
No one asked you for advice stupid bitch. I'll piss on your grave.

^tranny tantrum

" waaaaah mamaaaa No one asked you for advice stupid bitch!"
little baby posts and cant deal with the consequences, my power level is too high and strong for you. Go ahead and get in your princess outfit and let me mate you.

>>81966869
>>81967056
>>81967102
>>81967119
Stahp...
*hugs u*

>>81967125
>melts your face into a brown mush

im convinced i should have been born in 1985 and died in fallujah in 2004, what do i do with my life

unfortunately im not american, otherwise id join the marines, but my country is gay and retarded

>>81964164
very australian post

Petting my cat and I love we he looks up at me and makes eye contact to make sure I'm looking at him and not watching youtube on the phone.
>>81967125
I'll stop because you asked nicely and it's not worth it to fall for the bait

^Loser porn addict

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75611069/#75611479
This guy is such a weirdo

>>81967164
Elderly cat lady

the sun is rising, gnite lads

stop.
>smack
drinking.
>smack
alcohol.
>smack

just realized there was a new south park episode and season
it was alright

>>81967176
God I wish that was me so badly

>>81967611
Beyond based. Good post.

It's so hot I just wanna sleep, but I have stuff to do :(

What reward do straight edge boys get?

>>81967815
Happy future with a boy of their choosing

>>81967611
Rude.
Alcohol tasty.

>>81966579
What? I thought they sounded annoying

>>81966165
you dont have a fetish or a "paraphilia" youre just vaguely internet poisoned

literally exactly what i said lol... at least pretend to like armpits or smth

It's already feels like a 100 degrees outside with the head index and it's just getting hotter. I have to do yard work in this to appease the boomers. Maybe I'll sweat off some pounds but I'm certainly getting fast food afterward just because. Maybe some taco bell.

>slaving for boomers who hate you in torturous heat with only Taco Bell to look forward to
Unfathomably grim life

>>81968009
It does but some depraved lgbt activists are into it

>>81968193

Yep, but to be fair I was completely ignoring the yard and letting it get really bad. The back really is an overgrown jungle.

>>81968209

Taco Bell actually helps keeps things nice and regular if you catch my meaning.

>>81968231
It's your own yard you dumb cuck. Who cares what other people think, is it your property or not? So much for american freedom lmao

Powerful meow moment

>>81968280

Yeah they can fine me if I don't comply. The city isn't to be messed with.

>>81968287
>meow singlehandedly stoping a black lives matter march by bending down and spreading his ass open to take a BBC

>>81965000
The research we are conducting is of utmost importance. You make it seem as if I'm just some kind of depressed lonely guy going mad and this couldn't be further from the truth.

>>81966199
Science never sleeps.
We're on a mission, a mission from god.

>>81965373
we will use this audio sample for our next iterations. thank you for your valuable contributions to our cause.

>>81960544
you should become a test subject for our scientific endeavor i promise you won regret it.

>>81968280
some places in america have rules, some dont. unincorporated communities have no rules other than general state law. city & town america isnt that different from most places. on the other hand, my city doesnt actually make you pay your parking tickets if you dont get too many, and my car is 2 years overdue for inspection with a '23 sticker right in the window and no ones done anything about it. so thats nice...but also, thats dangerous!

>>81968222
How did I develop one and how do I hide it

>>81968296
So much for american freedom!!!!!!

>>81965373
i have a throbbing erection right now

>>81968326
i volunteer i volunteer

I'm just lucky I don't live in an HOA neighborhood. They really would be on my ass. The city only cares if it gets really bad.

>piss in my dead skull
Bunnymutt is getting unhinged

Alright time to get out there and do something instead of sitting on my ass, I should have started right at 8am but you know lazy neet and all.

It's ~40 degrees I'm burning I can't take this TwT

>>81968389
WHY DO THEY CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN YARD. IS IT A DANGER TO THE PUBLIC? NO? WELL WHY DO THEY GIVE A SHIT? ITS YOUR FUCKING PROPERTY. FUCK THEM.

>>81968500
Let it go chadbot. Let it go.

>>81968543
That wasn't my post take your meds schizo

>>81968534

I say the same thing but the reality is I have to do this or they're going to make my life hell. If I just kept it up through the year it wouldn't be so bad but I never do.

>>81968558
It was your post and you're here to quickly respond and you're a known troll and a liar but too dumb too ignore me pointing out it's you which just proves you were here and you made that post because you love making posts about meow and mutt >>81968305
Whore of Ontario

>>81968605
Literally neither of those were my posts and you need to stop obsessing over me and calling things you don't like canadian

>>81968052
We were talking about paraphilia, meaning illegal attraction, not "weird" fetishes. Why would I say I'm into "deranged perverts" and just be into armpits? Normative sexuality with a focus on some "non sexual" body part is literally just sex with set dressing. I think you don't know what certain words mean anon

I woke up earlier covered in sweat and my underwear was covered with wet stains just from my dick and ball sweat

>>81968709
If you're hot, that's hot. If you're ugly, that's gross.

>>81968724
I'm ugly because I'm not 6ft tall and I'm a 5'5 top sorry to disappoint

>5'5 top
CUTE

>>81968629
I will always expose your posts and you won't be trolling ony watch. We both know the truth no matter how much you deny. And the truth is you made those posts.

Not cute I'm covered with body hair and I'm balding and weak and fat

>>81968746
I am not cute because I am not cute because I am not cute it's over

>>81968760
Do you feel it's contradictory at all that you exposed bunnymutt's piss fetish and meow's BBC posting in those archives that you linked when you're constantly simping and defending them in every thread?

>>81968782
Do you feel it's not contradictory at all that I exposed you saying you made piss posts to associate bunnymutt with it and that there are zero post bunnymutt made talking about how much he likes piss and that all evidence points to him not being into it and only being posted by a dedicated troll who admitted to it as I showed already. Also meow said he is into all cocks and you're just projecting your cuck fetish onto him because it's funny to you. Cuck of Ontario takes another L

if you're soft get lost, this general is for MEN, not little faggots.

>>81968825
But you linked a post where bunnymutt said he would be okay with pissing into someone's mouth so long as he doesn't kiss him afterwards and meow made a bunch of sexual comments about his african coworkers at mcdonalds? Maybe you should stop being so jewish and only choosing to repost old posts that suit your narrative so you can spread lies?

The problem with bunnymutt having a piss fetish is the fact that he's ugly

Can't stop thinking about kissing cute men on the lips....

>>81968922
If he was a bottom him being ugly wouldn't matter but I'm pretty sure bunnymutt is a switch and he's also a pedo and a furry which would be fine if he was a bottom then no one would care

>>81968684
fuck off lmao youre normal and fucking boring. its not "sex with set dressing" if you dont need sex to be involved at all. thats what a fetish properly is. you are fundamentally normal. you dont even understand the idea that someone could be into armpits and not even care about sex at all. im not into armpits but the point is the point. and again, i literally called this in my first reply. good day.

>>81968857
Again it's literally a produc of your own shitposting and an attempted trolling
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77256503/#77263909
He never said he is ok with it, you're just twisting his words and lying as usual
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77161964/#77168184
In what world does
"Uhh probably not, I can't kiss a pee drinker that's yucky sorri
I can't piss in front of other ppl anyway" mean he has a piss fetish?
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/76110750/#76126884
>Especially after today since I feel kinda shook after that one coworker got handsy again. I don't wanna be reminded of things that make me wanna kill myself
I'm cuck of Ontarios mind this turns into
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79821899/#79850346
Because you're a cuck that cuts himself because you get doxxed and trolled by femboys lol

Who is your favorite braintor character?

>>81968989
>asked directly if he has a piss fetish
>doesn't say no
>says he wouldn't kiss a guy if he drank his piss
Yeah you're just coping now which is especially funny since you're the one who linked and posted this proving yourself wrong and all of those posts were made last year when I wasn't even posting here yet so your accusations mean nothing lmao

>>81968967
Delusional post desu

>>81969008
tung tung tung sahur easy

>>81969034
Why are you lying when he literally said "probably not"? If you ask him if he is into feet or shota he will say yes without hesitation. So how is this his fetish? He said multiple times he isn't into humiliation rituals and pissing on someone or getting pissed is literally that.
You're just trolling but I like exposing your lies. You were posting last year and we already proved that and went over that. You just like going in circles became you think repeating yourself is the funniest thing ever became you have no personality or any value.

>>81969070
Why? He is pretty lame and simple

>>81969008
Cucktus canadus simpus samplus

Ok wow I'm so hot and sweaty I don't even want anything for lunch, I just want a nap. I hate summer so much.

>>81969098
i think tung tung tung is a pretty cool guy, he kills you if you dont show up for sahur and doesnt afraid of anything

>>81969090
You never proved anything you keep saying that I'm somehow canadian despite me posting on euro hours and having completely different stats then that poster besides dick length and you're simping for bunnymutt and meow is beyond delusional if he wasn't into piss he would have just said so which he didn't

>>81968379
We are very excited to have you on board.
We kindly ask you to sign the waiver of liability before the beginning of your time as a lab rat-... errrm.. i mean ... a human tester, for our exciting experiment.
you totally will not regret this in the future.

>>81969068
Not as delusional as an ugly bottom being chad only

>>81969149
this was a good decision

>>81969156
I'm a mid bottom and all I ask is for a top to not be fat

>>81969250
>all I ask is for a top to not be fat
When a bottom says this what they mean is 6 pack abs btw for any top reading

>>81969291
Untrue desu the ideal for a top is a flat and smooth stomach but this is an ideal rather than a minimum standard just don't be overweight

How to stop being ugly

>>81969322
If you're a top you can't
If you're a bottom it doesn't matter

>>81969322
Exercise more do skincare take your vitamins

>>81969322
Anyone can boost their looks by 1-2 points with proper exercise, diet, fashion and a nice haircut.

>>81969345
I get rejected for being a short ugly top how do I make myself 6 inches taller and restructure my entire face so I can get a date?

Good morning patrioti I overslept..

I have no asshole

>>81965949
Kiwi actively goaded on Schizo to dig more into him on and outside /r9gay/ and then feigned surprise when the Schizo actually ended up finding out where he lives. Meow is just a ragebaiter and actually autistic.

>>81969420
True, meow also doxxed himself on purpose by sharing his former apartment address and full name before lol

>>81969447
Which meow doxxed himself?

>>81969397
Do you puke your poop out?

I peed for 2 minutes straight just now.

Good morning r9g

>>81969481
Meow2 the ceo of meowdonald

>>81969482
Yes I have to since birth

>>81969513
Considering he regularly posts himself and his hometown and about his work I can fully understand this

>>81965949
When did meow ever make someone cut themselves?

>>81969199
thank you for throwing away any chance you had to sue us.
now, it is very pertinent to our experiment that you come to this location at 23:00 on the 28th of July 2025.
51 degrees 14'04.3"N 6 degrees 52'33.8"E
preferably alone and we would highly appreciate it if, for scientific purposes, you left a note in your residence saying you decided to go on a trip to discover the world and please add the statement "do not look for me" at the end of the essay.
thank you for your cooperation.

>>81888623
>>81888671
>>81969641
He mentioned it a couple threads ago

rum and coke is dangerous i think i just had like 5 mouthfuls lol

>>81969745
I've noticed a lot of guys here drink alcohol but all of them seem to have really low alcohol tolerance and easily get drunk I guess it also depends on how you mix the drink but it usually takes 3 or 4 glasses of rum and coke to get me drunk

>>81969796
it takes me 500 ml to black out i think

r9g disc now:
tell us about yourself
i liek hot kids
BANNED!
kek butthurt incel straggots

>>81969809
500ml of rum or mixed with coke?

>>81969832
of liquor

>>81969843
Yeah that would do it I'm not even sure if I could drink 500ml of the heavier stuff like kraken

>>81969813
Kinda crazy fatpostle was part of the anti-sho alliance but turned out to be a psycho and a pedo frfr
Sho axis of r9g never loses

I've considered joining the r9g cord but I realize as soon as I join they're just going to repost my disc and harass me and threaten to dox me etc and I'm probably going to see a bunch of posts already on there gossiping about me and reposting my shit so I will never join

Fashion is a meme. A good looking person will look good in anything. There's a reason fashion models are all 10/10s

Prison gay general lol

>>81969869
im ripped!

>>81969944
"fashion" isnt solely about being hot. you can want to be other things like scary or authoritative.

youre basically saying "whats the point of paintings? just put ted, red is always good." like yes, i like red too, but there's more to life than red.

how can i dress to immediately communicate i post to r9gay

>>81970033
skirt+fedora

making an r9g merch line

>>81970019
I'm sure in modern art there are stupid rich people paying millions for a canvas painted entirely red so you're point is mute

>>81970098
the word is "moot" and you clearly think those people are stupid so im not sure why youd say that lol

i need to fix my gamer neck posture

>>81970228
And people who think fashion is anything more than a meme are stupid

Do you tuck your husbando daki in bed? I do

>>81970346
how tf would i explain my jotaro bodypillow to my parents

obviously fashion isnt a meme are you retarded
if i see a guy who wears crazy clothes he will stand out

Shut up already retard

>>81970480
what did i do? fuck you

>>81970335
you seem really fixated on some notion of "fashion" that i don't understand, whereas by the word "fashion" i mean the set of things one can wear and the reasons why one might or might not wear a thing at a given time or with another thing. if you mean "runway fashion," that's not really mostly what the brands that put out "runway collections" sell. the "runway collections" are often crazy things that are exaggerated versions of or include things from the "ready-to-wear" or "off-the-rack" lines that those brands make, which is 99% of what they sell. you generally *can* order all the stuff on the runway, but its usually custom fitted and the price is an order of magnitude above anything you see hanging in any store anywhere. so they sell maybe 5 runway crazy pointy dresses to duchesses and madonna for 75k a piece, then 10000 dresses with one or two points for 900 each at expensive stores. the runway is an ad for the rack, in other words.

now as for why you would want a dress with one or two points on it instead of just a plain dress, well, even if youre not madonna and you dont need a crazy pointy dress to stand out on the red carpet, you might want one or two points on your dress if you're a c-suite executive so that you look more imperious and authoritative than the people who report to you who are just in plain nice dresses. its kind of like, why is there a pointy thing here? youre not allowed to ask. it's a power move in that way. this is all aside from any consideration of how clothes affect peoples attractiveness. really, what does "just a meme" even mean? memes have plenty of real effects. fashion is to a large extent "mimetic" in the scientific sense, in that people get ideas from other people, but it's also not, because different clothes make people take you differently even if youre from a totally separate society. clothes make animals look at you differently even.

Is the r9gay tagmap any good

>>81970033
I would wear this if I wasn't scared of having a picture taken of me desu

>>81970517
lol u need to be pretty to pull off something like that imagine a fat guy with man tits in it oof

>>81970524
that is far far funnier actually i would be awed

>>81970361
Mom sees mine everyday and doesn't mention it

>>81970524
Well I'm not turning heads, but Im skinny so I don't know

Imagine wasting time writing all that lmao. So rattled.

>>81970532
yes sure u would but the average persons wouldnt be
>>81970538
... i should get one

>>81970543
imagine vagueposting after glazing over halfway through like a lazy eyed gurnard

>sans culottes
>redshirts
>roundheads
>yellow turbans
>gilets jaunes or w/e that yellow vest french thing was
just off the top of my head. clothes matter.

Don't give a shit about you not reading all that schlock. Seethe.

I've been vagueposting on this website since before you were killed

>>81970592
they really ought to allow an illiteracy defense in court with how underserved so many people are these days

like its not even char limit lmao ur gonna be saying tldr on twitter next

>>81970554
>yes sure u would but the average persons wouldnt be
That can be a good thing, since you're filtering out people who wouldn't appreciate you for who you are. Albeit most r9gay posters would probably be too anxious to approach you

I want a bf really badly but I refuse to put in even the slightest bit of effort in finding one. Which leaves me with a desire that will never get fullfilled, resulting in constant suffering and a miserable life.

How do people even make real life friends?
I just want someone to visit once in a while, have a beer or soda and listen to some music.

Anyways, how's everyone?

>>81970726
Chillin in da AC

>>81970720
hmm ive thought that before
why does it matter if i dont impress someone i dont want to like me anyway
but
it just sounds idealistic
like i am not desirable enough to where i can say that unfortunately
>>81970726
coworkers is all i got

Who's the egoistic tard typing essays in lowercase? I know you no-life weirdos all have the posts of everyone here tracked

>>81970750
its the german "gaycel" i think?
hes not really gaycel though he just wants chad
also i dont know if hes gaycel he just wrote german a couple times
also i dont know if he wrote german a couple times i might have made that up

I wish I had the courage to wear something like the Sodomy shirt IRL. I like to think that maybe someone would approach me because of it. But I'm too scared of having someone take a picture of me and post it on Xitter making fun of me.

>>81970761
nigga just go to a gay bar wth lol

I get told a lot that I have good fashion yet I never had a bf so clearly fashion does not matter

i wear ironic rage comic shirts in public i should fucking kms

>>81970776
I'm scared of gay bars. I'm not nearly socially adept enough for them yet. I need to practice talking to people still

>>81970750
>>>/lit/24530835

>>81970789
If I saw a guy wearing an ironic rage comic shirt in real life I would kiss him on the lips

>>81970790
lol... can you even train social skills ive never got better at it
imagine urself 10 years in the future still gaycel still socially retarded
youll wish youd tried when u were 10 years younger

>>81970802
are you serious
i guess ill keep wearing them then

For me, it's this shirt

>>81970825
there are some apartments i see daily that still raise the pride flag this far into july
maybe i should do that too

Anyone else a big fan of edgy shizo trollface content? There are some real gems out there, if you manage to filter through all the low effort stuff.

>>81970825
Aw I remember when this was a meme and twitter artists drew their characters in this

>>81970804
I'm assuming you can train them, IDK. Some people claim to learn how to socialize after trying hard enough.
I'm just scared of going to a gay bar (place where everyone is in part of a particular culture and good at socializing within said culture) as a retarded outsider and accidentally humiliating myself.
Especially while wearing that Sodomy shirt. It's an attention-calling shirt, but I'd probably freeze up and embarrass myself if anyone were to talk to me about it, making me look like a retard.
>>81970812
Okay, realistically, if I saw a guy wearing an ironic rage comic shirt, I would be too anxious to talk to him because 99% of men who would wear ironic rage comic shirts are homophobic, but then I'd go home and fantasize about having asked him out.

>>81970790
>>81970878
Let's go to a gay bar together anon. The trick is you've gotta drink a little bit beforehand. That's what I did when I went to the schwul bars in Germany

>>81970878
>I'm assuming
... all my social growth has been age related, nothing i ever actively went out of my way to try to "grow" did anything, only aging
ive never been to a gar bar myself but ive read the one in my area is pretty chill, the sodomy shirt idea scares me though
>Okay, realistically
i feel the exact same way

Gay bars are not fun
Bars are not fun

>>81970951
i want to have sex
i dont want to be gaycel anymore

Yo what music do you guys like?

>>81970968
horrible electronic music no one cares about or listens to

Homo bars aren't even an option where I live, my only option is the aids app, though I feel like Homo bars are the real life equivalent of an aids app anyways.

>>81970962
Die whore ptui

>>81970987
yes i am a whore whatever

>>81970968
Twink rock

>>81970975
Never stop listening to that shit, man.

>>81971000
Gib examples pls

>>81971016
cant stop wont stop
https://youtu.be/AvIUBdaYbac

>>81965415
It doesn't work for me chief

>>81970968
Imagine a tranny taste in music, with the occasional song that features singing text to speech.

>>81971034
How is this horrible.
Do you go to club or something like that

>>81969813
Question: do any of them actually post here regularly or is it just people who think 4chan is so cool and want to be associated with it?

>>81970922
>... all my social growth has been age related, nothing i ever actively went out of my way to try to "grow" did anything, only aging
But have you actually become truly sociable with time? I'm sure you naturally get better with socializing as you mature, but there can't be anything wrong with actively trying to get good at talking to people. I hate being a gaycel, I want to be a normie

Meow I summon you to do what you said you might do (I will not elaborate until you show up)

>>81971016
FoB
MCR
The Strokes
No Buses

>>81971063
I'd love to have someone to listen to that shit. Sounds nice.

>>81971076
no i considered going to a jungle night in my city but i checked the players and it was all shit
do you like this music too?
https://youtu.be/Je6nS09Ffp0
>>81971086
no im retarded no one likes me, i read shitty books on the subject but i give everyone the ick

>>81969944
No it's not? I hate some people simply based on how they dress and would never consider them bfable. You either have a cool esthetic which tells us something about your personality or you dont

>>81970098
>you're
Illiterate+stupid

>>81971105
>brad if he had fetal alcohol syndrome and was half asian

>>81970499
Pxlcoded yawn

I want to be a normal person. I'm tired of being alone and sad. But I don't know where to go to learn. Especially since one mistake could render me hated forever.

>>81971114
Is this drum and bass? i'm no expert, sorry. I just like how it sounds.
Sounds like the kind of music I'd listen with someone at night while drinking a beer and blaming the joos for all my pfailures.

>>81971078
who konws who cares!
idle to your hearts content here!
no captchas no bullshit no mods till it gets deleted!
disc gg/zq3WqGChr4

discordniggers raus

>>81971165
its called happy hardcore
i know literally no one who has my music taste
https://youtu.be/3u6lS5DeGuQ

>>81970724
*keeps hitting himself with a hammer*
Ouch I suffer

farting so damn hard

If you can't make friends online you must be profoundly mentally retarded and a spiritual amoeba

>>81971168
Theres no one in this server. Where did this even come from

>>81971210
fatpostle trying to rebuild his server after he got ousted from the one he made
ignore

>>81971215
that fat nigger is still here?
lol

>>81971208
I'm profoundly mentally retarded and a spiritual amoeba.
I just don't know where to make friends. soc is dead and normies scare me

>>81970750
It's pxlschizo, the hairlylegged sock fetishist and a schizophrenic junkie

>>81971208
Omg that's literally me(can't be fucked to make shallow connections online anymore)

>>81971222
He was gone for months then had a melty in last thread I think over said coup

>>81971190
It sounds awesome, ngl.
Why did you start listening to this kind of music? Is it something you heard in the club?
Do you have a good stereo at home?

>>81971227
Have you thought about making a thread talking about your interest and making it fun for people to read and then like-minded individuals will chat with you and if you hit it off with anyone you can add them off of 4chan and now you have a potential friend. Warning: you need to be ghostproof first
>>81971230
Why not make deep connections?

>>81971283
youtube randomly recommended me this https://youtu.be/ysLd6bXbgMo 4 years ago
i have two giant speakers pointed directly at me

>>81971208
what's the difference between normalfags that ostracize and exclude me in real life and normalfags that exclude me online?

>>81971286
>deep connections
Over the Internet?

>>81970837
Omg yasssss queen fly that LGBTQIA+- flag high all year round woop

Had another bowel movement today after not having one yesterday. The bleeding is back, and my toilet bowl is once again stained in my own blood. It feels like I have a sunburn in my hole, and it's hard to sit down on anything. At least the amount of blood this time was small, and no coagulated smatterings of tissue dislodged with the blood this time. If this continues another week I'm going to the doctor.

>>81971320
yea maybe its stupid and retarded nvm

>>81971295
Not pictured: the left speaker. That orange things is my cat licking herself.
May I see your speakers?

>>81971366
What's all that white crap all over your desk

>>81971301
The fact that you dictate the terms of engagement and no need to awkwardly start conversations or approach anyone? You can just make an autismo post about your hobby and there will likely be few anons who are interested in that and you can have a conversation with them and you feel less lonely and weird.
>>81971315
Sorry, do you need to touch your friends cock in order to be friends? Yes, over the internet. The fuck is the difference. A friend is a friend if he is there for you when you need him and if you like hearing about his day and all that mundane shit that make life beautiful. Possibilities are endless. Isn't it easier to be open and honest with someone online given you already have multiple things in common and are in a similar situation? What the fuck do I have in common with normalfags? Why would I want to talk to them? Why would I get close to them?

>>81971366
not at home currently so cant post pic
theyre way bigger though and stand on the floor theyre like picrel (not the exact ones just to give an idea)
https://youtu.be/ycbz1ulRTmY

>>81971388
>You can just make an autismo post about your hobby and there will likely be few anons who are interested in that and you can have a conversation with them and you feel less lonely and weird.
I've never seen anyone do this

*ghosts you because you're annoying*

>>81971168
This isn't even an Apostle server, it's just some random server being spammed everywhere. The guy I spoke to in vc was from 9gag

Have you ever fallen in love with someone from 4chan

ive only had successful online friends playing videogame together(this usually doesnt last after anyone moves on from videogame) and i have one very old friend but the arrangement is hard to replicate

>>81971374
It's just my wooden desktop being old af so the painting is progressively leaving the building.

>>81971394
You're a complete stranger yet it makes me feel good that you own speakers like those. Always point them towards you.
Sorry I can't share songs with you. It's my frist time listening to this genre but I'm loving the songs. I'm old fashioned so I'll download them with YTDLnis to keep them in my phone.

>>81971429
Yes and he unironically left me for a woman

>>81971441
>he unironically left me for a woman
I'm sorry anon

>>81971429
yes, but the next day i realized it was me

>>81971394
Also the start of that songs reminds me of the old MIDI files I jused to listen as a kid. The voice reminds me of Scooter.

I'm in a single server dedicated to a small niche game I collect fan art for and that's it, I do not post I only lurk for art
I don't get the appeal to "friend" servers, discord is full of psychos and normalfaggots

>>81971325
Keep us posted. You are the hero we need ad one of the best posters in this thread.

>>81971472
I dont like friend servers either, but this is because I'm retarded and can only talk to one person at once

>>81971438
i try to make this type of sound myself but im so ass at it
one day i will hear my dogshit in a mix... hopefully... just. have. to keep. trying..................
>>81971458
ye
https://youtu.be/M1plKODfPQQ

>>81971374
Filefag is masturbating way too much and not cleaning enough

>>81971441
fucking brootal, if it makes you feel any better I hope he fucking kills himself.

>>81969813
are we surprised you got banned for that though, we don't want pedo scrotes in there

>>81971492
Damn the Brits really knew how to make music in the 90s.
Hey do you know how should I set up the speakers? LIke, they have an EQ with bass mids treble and surround but never bothered to touch it.
Do you have any finished songs?

>>81971405
You should read the catalog more

>>81971472
i made a discord because retarded trannys think discord should replace a wiki

>>81971516
What's your favorite fruit jonah

>>81971429
I ONLY fall in love with someone from 4chan

>>81971531
cherries! i love them so much and cherry flavored things. coke zero cherry is one of the drinks of all time. one of my favorite perfumes is cherry scented too. it's called cherry punk by room 1015. how about yourself nonny?

Who rules the sea? Of course it's me
The good ol' fish and bone

>>81971472
I don't get the appeal of servers either, discord is meant for 1on1 conversations with friends, not servers full of random strangers

I am chopped and unc

How do I stop being chopped and unc

>>81971546
Strawberry desu especially in strawberry lemonade form
Cherry coke is really good as well, vanilla too
I still can't find my cool strawberry cup that turns red when drink cold but I found a pic of it :<
>>81971591
Exactly!

My cat walked into my bedroom and started meowing all over the place and looked for food while ignoring me and refusing to jump on my bed
I'm hungry too but I can't go outside because there are a lot of people there and I don't wanna say hi or be forced to stay there or awkwardly eat while they're around

>>81971591
I enjoy them because of having more faster, easier group conversations with the option of voice calling. It's just nice to meet new people.
>>81971614
I fucking LOVE LOVE cups like that. I have so many They're the best things to drink from

>>81971518
i just downloaded equalizer APO and eqd to taste idk wtf im doing
>>81971518
i have finished songs but im retarded
https://voca.ro/17N19GIt19pB
>>81971642
my cat makes biscuits on my stomach and it hurts but i cant stop her

>>81971591
This is why you make group chats or servers with your friends instead of joining random discord servers filled with troons grooming minors like the r9gay one

I'm gonna cut off my leg because I'm bored

>>81971648
You're an extroverted normalfag. I don't like having multiple conversations at once at the same time.

Telling them to brush teeth is technically grooming but that's besides the point..

>>81971696
make sure you post pics

>>81971708
>You're an extroverted normalfag
Except it's online. IRL is a different story.

I'm going to shoot off my leg so I can be legally considered disabled and so people will feel bad for me and so amputee fetishist tops will fuck me

>>81971670
He does that sometimes too yeah. Clawy little bastard. Walked inside and ignored me again!
>>81971680
Nah, I think it's much better to talk 1on1. And what if they start arguing with eachother or don't get along? I don't want to have my friendship(s) ruined over something I didn't even do.

>>81971735
>online I post lewd pictures of myself irl I have sex

>can't befriend women because I hate them
>can't befriend men because I can't be friends with men without having crushes on them

>>81971763
It's called banter guys are supposed to argue with each other and start shit and shit talk each other

>>81971763
>I don't want to have my friendship(s) ruined over something I didn't even do.
This has happened way too much I'm over it :|

>>81971784
This is 1 reason why I hate normalfags. Why is being mean funny

>>81971784
That's annoying
I am nicepilled politemaxxer rooders can leave at the door thanks

>>81971741
Trying to jonahmaxx?

learning a lot today and the main lesson is that im a normalGOD

>>81971784
I love being an argumentative asshole but not with friends. They're too cool to be treated like that yay

>>81971591
true desu, joining servers feels like barging into a group chat where no one knows you, having an identity and having your fuck ups directly tied to you also sucks.
If I fuck up here worst case scenario I just have to use different images.

>>81971827
I act that way with everyone even guys I'm trying to get with

ive booked a flight to germany

I live in New Germany

lived in germany as a kid. smelled like horse poop

suicide turns me on

suicide turns me on... myself

cute boys cut
if you dont cut youre not cute!

>cutting
>tattoos
>piercings
fucking zoomers man

That's a xoomer thing doe

The first time I ever had an orgasm was to the song you know what they do to guys like us in prison by my chemical romance. I was sitting in the car as my dad drove to pick up something from Facebook marketplace and I was listening to the album for the first time. I didn't even touch myself. It was really intense. I can't believe I'm going to see mcr next year

>>81972233
You had an intense orgasm while sitting next to your father in the car? How did you explain the semen spilling out of your pants and all the wet stains on your crotch?

>NOW
>but I CANT
>and I DONT KNOW
>How we're just two men as God had made us
>Well, I CANT
>well, I CAAAAAAAN
>yeah
> Too much
>too late
>Or just not enough of this
>Pain in my heart
>for your dying wish
>I'll kiss your lips
>AAAAAGAAAAIN

>>81972251
I was in the back seat and he wasn't paying attention. Also I was like 11 so nothing actually came out lol. I guess it just felt like one

should i drink the third of a cup of coffee thats apparently been sitting in my car since last thursday

>>81972289
you have to drink it really fast

>>81972291
Going to store rq so I'm leaving this here for you, bye gays

>>81972233
that's called "frisson" its not quite the same thing but it is intense and rare

>>81969730
Tbf he would've done it anyway, just with someone else's name

>>81971503
That is NOT me. My desk is not black.

>>81972431
i wishe a fishe