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Anonymous No.81958977 [Report] >>81959017 >>81959044 >>81959061 >>81959227 >>81959367 >>81959393 >>81959842 >>81960036
>Size doesn't matter, bro.
>Is it the motion of the ocean, bro
>Use your fingers, bro.
>Forget about the male organ who size evolved over thousands of years to please females, bro.
Anonymous No.81959017 [Report]
>>81958977 (OP)
sometimes... a woman will tolerate bad sex...
Anonymous No.81959044 [Report] >>81959422
>>81958977 (OP)
Tfw have a big dick and can learn to eat pussy, use sextoys and employ le motion of the ocean as well
Anonymous No.81959051 [Report]
it doesnt, unless you have a monster and even then idk maybe, penis size is probably the last thing that attracts a woman, like its a factor but not even remotely good enough to attract a woman like money, looks, height, or other factors that can work on their own
Anonymous No.81959061 [Report] >>81963685
>>81958977 (OP)
I mean I know that women like big cocks and am fully blackpilled, but a man wrote this post while jerking off.
Anonymous No.81959227 [Report] >>81959329 >>81959633 >>81959953 >>81961640
>>81958977 (OP)
>believes in evolution
>thinks that size matters
you need to pick one, and only one.

the things that mattered for having sex, literally mattered for reproduction you dumb ape. some extreme micropenises are literally incapable of doing anything, but the fact that mens penises have highly variable sizes is objective and indisputable proof that so far, size has not mattered.
Anonymous No.81959261 [Report]
why are we feeding someone's sph fetish thread
Anonymous No.81959329 [Report]
>>81959227
Things exist because they have a reason to, if wasn't the case the biggest dick size would be 3 inches like gorillas. The most promiscuous chimps females are the bigger ball and dick size.

>but the fact that mens penises have highly variable sizes is objective and indisputable proof that so far, size has not mattered.

Penis size in men doesn't vary much; the current global average is 6 to 7 inches. If you pick up a random man on the street, he's probably 6 inches. So if you're 3 to 4 inches, you're unlucky.
Anonymous No.81959367 [Report] >>81959437 >>81962398
>>81958977 (OP)
>the main concern of evolution is female pleasure
Sometimes I wish school had stayed teaching creationism just so morons would stop parroting talking points they don't know
Anonymous No.81959393 [Report] >>81959475
>>81958977 (OP)
>i blame my last relationship even though he treated me like crap his dick was sooo big and masculine and hard and strong like omg slayy queen
stopped reading there, this is some incel cuck fantasy writen by a fat 27yr old loser with a sph fetish. stop believing every dumb post you see on reddit
Anonymous No.81959422 [Report]
>>81959044
>use sextoys
This is just phase 1 of being a cuck
Anonymous No.81959437 [Report]
>>81959367
If reproduction was painful you would avoid reproducing, doesn't?
Anonymous No.81959475 [Report]
>>81959393
Tbf four inches is real small. I can see why she would have trouble.
Anonymous No.81959613 [Report] >>81963055
This shit is fucking TERRIFYING.
Leaving aside the whole dick size blackpill posting, do you see the fucking Yelp! review she just left his performance?
Any time you fuck a woman, you are subjecting yourself to THAT much pressure. She is telling her friends, she's telling reddit, she's putting your dick size/stamina/oral skills/etc. out there, EVERYTHING. No pressure, dude!
I legit don't even go for it unless I know I'm gonna be able to fuck like a porn star for this very reason, and to be honest? It really takes away from the ability to enjoy anything. I feel like I have to fucking SSS+-rank her pussy on the first go or I don't even get to play anymore, and in the instance we only hook up once it feels pointless because the first one is always a fucking tryout where your performance is under review. These bitches are literally treating guys like dildos and comparing us to them. Like I don't even feel like I got off when that shit happens, I just feel like a very confused and frightened breeding horse. Like you looked me in the fucking mouth at the auction.
They legit do not treat us like people.
Anonymous No.81959633 [Report] >>81959804
>>81959227
Correct. We have different dick sizes because Nature wants varied strategies that have different advantages and disadvantages. If say everybody was 7 feet tall then that rare advantage would no longer be an advantage because of it's frequency. Same with dick size.
Anonymous No.81959804 [Report]
>>81959633
>If say everybody was 7 feet tall then that rare advantage would no longer be an advantage because of it's frequency.
Height is fisherian runaway shit.
Anonymous No.81959842 [Report]
>>81958977 (OP)
>I was scared to touch it and I didn't want to put it in my mouth, which is very much unlike me
>which is very much unlike me
Anonymous No.81959953 [Report] >>81960008 >>81961674
>>81959227
Size is only one factor.
Women select based on a few things. Dick size is a plus, but if it's say a 5incher attached to a 6'2" football chad, they'll make it work.
Women are looking for ease-of-life mostly, especially for their offspring. A manlet struggling will probably produce struggling manlet children, etc.
Anonymous No.81960008 [Report]
>>81959953
Mate pairing is usually just a compromise because we can't all have the best.
Anonymous No.81960036 [Report]
>>81958977 (OP)
size really doesn't matters that much, most women can't take a big dick because it hurts, it only looks good in porn
Anonymous No.81960825 [Report]
She is right to feel bad about placing so much importance on sex, that's why women are smarter and wiser. They don't believe in le doomed shit, they understand the actual issues, and make solutions.
Anonymous No.81961556 [Report]
5 inch gang reporting in
Anonymous No.81961640 [Report] >>81961720
>>81959227
>that so far, size has not mattered.
Because until recently, "pleasing" a woman has not mattered.
Anonymous No.81961674 [Report] >>81964036
>>81959953
Don't retarded deadbeat sociopaths reproduce way more than successful guys?
Anonymous No.81961720 [Report] >>81961987
>>81961640
It still doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.81961987 [Report] >>81962118 >>81962953
>>81961720
It somewhat matters in a society where women decide who they reproduce with.
Anonymous No.81962118 [Report]
>>81961987
No, it doesn't. If you're desirable to women then they will want to fuck you regardless, and you can be selfish with pleasure. It doesn't matter.
If you aren't desirable to women then you can I suppose use that in some bid to get them to see value in you anyway, but that's a losing game from the start. But I guess everyone needs a coping method.
Anonymous No.81962149 [Report] >>81962234
All girls deserve to enjoy big cocks. If you can't provide one for her yourself, you should have an agreement that she can have it from another man at least a few times per month.
Anonymous No.81962234 [Report]
>>81962149
the only thing women "deserve" is a nuclear holocaust
Anonymous No.81962398 [Report] >>81962812
>>81959367
We are living in the new Weimar, the new Babylon, the new Sodom and Gomorrah
Anonymous No.81962812 [Report]
>>81962398
Where are my animal brothels then? This is such a ripoff.
Anonymous No.81962923 [Report] >>81963887
7x6 Uncut and I've only had one girl tell me her ex was bigger and that it was too long and skinny. Just kept poking sensation.

I think girth is important.

Any anon that is 4-5 inches. Just jelque, pump, and hang and yoy can add an inch to length but more importantly make it fat like a soda can.
Anonymous No.81962953 [Report]
>>81961987
>women decide, trust me
trump has a teeny weeny and it doesn't matter, you are retarded.
Anonymous No.81963023 [Report]
>look up thread
>10 years ago

Surely you could find something more recent
Anonymous No.81963055 [Report]
>>81959613
You just made me realize that every time I have sex with my gf and worship her feet in missionary/fuck her soles she probably talks about that with her friends lol. Not that I'm ashamed, and she does have nice feet, but that's kinda invasive to my privacy.
Anonymous No.81963685 [Report]
>>81959061
you could say this full sentence to any reddit post
Anonymous No.81963887 [Report]
>>81962923
>jelq pump and hang
I thought these were all scams wtf
Anonymous No.81964036 [Report]
>>81961674
Yes, because their dark triad traits make women's brains and hole tingle with excitement. The ideal is getting "good" genes from Alpha and getting "bad" genes Beta to raise it. It's a win-win (for her)!