How many friends do /r9k/ anons have? And are they online or IRL?

>>81959956 (OP)
>irl
0
>online
0
yeah :/
but im bpd so i feel like thats entirely my fault
i should not be allowed around people

>>81959956 (OP)
One friend online.

None irl. Im a femcel i have huge tits but my face... i struggle.

Ive been told im beautiful numerous times. I remember each time and cherish it. I wish i was beautiful. I wish i didnt have autism.

I wish i had friends irl. I would like to go outside

Some men walked up to me, said "you're beautiful" and walked away

>>81959956 (OP)
Alcohol is my only friend. Alcohol is also my only family

>>81960006
I had another man walk up to me, he stopped and he said, "you are very pretty" and then waked off

I only have one friend irl and that's my boyfriend. I only need him imo

>>81960006
You ever think you have body image issues from your traumatic childhood?

>>81959956 (OP)
like 6, online but i meet up with them a few times a year now

>>81959956 (OP)
4 close friends, and 5 (off the top of my head) people I consider friends... Plus several others I I'm on "friendly terms" with

inb4 normie, 32yo virgin

>>81960029
I was walking to the train station and one guy said "You. Are. Beautiful."

I just looked at him. I dont understand. Because ive had people give me such dirty looks before. Why? Why are people complimenting me then other times im getting hate?

Also no, i have body issues from being fat, my body has stretch marks on it now

>>81959956 (OP)
irl
2
online
2
But me and my online friends live in the same city so hopefully it ends up being 4 irl

>>81960006
now show boobs!

>>81960078
>people give me such dirty looks before. Why
Maybe they're jealous? Are you gonna post a link to your pic?

Zero. I only have my bf and my family. I don't even have online friends. I am the least social woman here. I only socialize through 4chan

>online
0
>irl
3 i think
We meet maybe once a year
I have absolutely no idea how you even get friends at my age
I guess I am just not that interested in people

>>81959956 (OP)
Maybe 2 irl along with my brother and 1 online. But I had no friends for like 6 years before I met my two friends 2 years ago

None, on both fronts

>>81959956 (OP)
irl my sister, online one guy

>>81960106
>>81960103

No because i know it will end up on twitter and you'll laugh at me, i know

none effectively because no one is my age and still doing the things i'm doing... and t=if they are they definitely don't want to entertain someone i guess

>>81960313
I wont laugh at you or repost it but I can't guarantee the *nice guy* incels won't

>>81959956 (OP)
>online
0
>irl
3

Whenever I interact with any of them online, its very brief and matter of fact. I'm terrible at online friendships.

0 no point having friends anymore

No friends, only acquaintances :(

Am I the only male that thinks it's gay to have male friends?

>>81959956 (OP)
I have 1 actual real friend and a few "friends" who I only see when I hang out with him

>>81959956 (OP)
>irl
a bunch
>online
3
i wouldn't mind having more online friends! i struggle relating to my IRL friends since they're normies
>>81960524
you're not the only one but most people disagree

>IRL
0
>online
1 to whom I barely speak, more of a pen pal situation.

I do have a gorgeous autistic gf though.

>>81960078
It depends. If you were called beautiful, chances are you're very beautiful. People don't really go out of their way to call a random person beautiful. The people giving you weird looks are probably jealous of you, especially if they're women or older men.

>>81960027
>>81960122
>>81960583
I wish this was me but alas I suffer

>>81959956 (OP)
0 friends online or offline.
I only really hang out with and talk to my parents.
>>81960027
>>81960122
How the hell do you have a bf when you have zero friends???

>>81960597
>wants 2 bfs and a gf
Slut

>>81960599
I hit him up on a discord server and he lived in the same state as me. I asked him to meet up and we had instant chemistry and he was mine within two dates. Live together now. Still no friends. Women get the ick from me because I'm bad at talking

how do you people with no friends hold up? who do you talk to when you are struggling?

>>81960696
you either vent online or go schizo talking to yourself

>>81960618
>I hit him up on a discord server
Why? WHat made him interesting?

>>81960776
not that anon but i think we all find different things interesting

>>81959956 (OP)
>IRL
2, excluding my brother and sisters
I keep my circle tight, I don't like having casual acquaintances and I typically form close relationships with a couple people.
>Online
None
I don't care to know some internet faggot

>>81960696
I have genuinely never felt the need to share my problems with anybody. I might be schizoid though, but still I don't really get what telling someone else would even achieve. If I need advice I'll use common sense or google, what other reason could there be to tell someone else? Let's not pretend that they care about your shit

>>81960599
>be autistic /fit/ gymcel
>be lacking any semblance of social skills
>be content to be alone for years
>meet gf
>she's genuinely the most beautiful woman I've ever seen with gorgeous fair skin, sharp blue eyes, amazing body
>she's also autistic and shy like me, overall a sweet and lovely person
>we have so much in common it freaks me out
>immediately hit it off
>now she's my gf
Pretty cool. I feel lucky.

>online
Two.

>IRL
Five.

>>81961137
How and where did you meet your gf?

>>81961161
The /soc/ app. I got lucky, expect to see a lot of mental cases on there.

>>81960696
I literally cry. Not meant to be alone like this

>>81960593
But i dont see it. Why has nobody wifed me up?

>>81960728
sounds good, but is venting enough? do you think another person trying to comfort you would be better?
>>81961132
you definitely sound schizoid, caring about others is not something everyone does but there are some that definitely do
>>81961242
i'm sorry anon...

>>81961253
I don't know. How old are you? What kind of man would you like to husband up?

>>81959956 (OP)
0.00 repeating. I send shitposts back and forth with a couple guys from school still. One of them lived nearby for a year and we saw each other once. The other one is on a trip to where I live and told me he's coming and everything he's planning to do here. At least now I know.

>>81960696
I just shitpost on here and listen to podcasts.

>>81961237
Hmm, yeah happy that it worked for you two but I'd rather carve my eyeballs out with a spoon than deal with the BPD demons and e-whores

>>81960696
>how do you people with no friends hold up?
wake up, go to work, go home
>who do you talk to when you are struggling?
I don't understand the question.

>>81961258
>is venting enough?
it is for me
>do you think another person trying to comfort you would be better?
probably not. i've always been pretty withdrawn so I don't mind keeping my emotions to myself

Zero across the board.

>>81960696
Poorly. The boredom and frustration is eye-watering. I speak to nobody about it, I eventually come around regardless

>>81960313
nobody posts fembots pics on twitter relax

>>81961612
Yes they do! Look at that hacked app!

>>81962265
Those aren't fembots, they're roasties. It's different.

>>81959956 (OP)
>online
0
>IRL
2 very close friend

>>81959956 (OP)
lol i was just thinking about how sad my 20th birthday will be. itll be soon. i have one friend, but he is online and lives on the other side of the world. i will eat cake and watch a sad movie like i do most of my birthdays. ill be just like this girl except im american so i cant even drink.

>>81962787
hope you have a good birthday anon :3

>>81962787
drinking fucking sucks anyway. you don't have family to be with?

ive only got one friend, we met online when we were both 14. 19 now and we still talk everyday, been thru a lot together. planning to visit him sometime this fall.

>>81959956 (OP)
I have 0 overall.

>>81959956 (OP)
I have never had genuine friends, everyone I've always had were one sided who barely tolerated my presense, never reached out to me or invited me anywhere, and talked shit behind my back