Thread 81964688

They can't be serious right...?

>>81964688 (OP)
they want chad husband how often do we have to repeat this topic come on

>>81964688 (OP)
Crystal Cafe mods are trannies by the way

>>81964709
they very much are not. they are negresses however.

>>81964702
Oh... you're right... Sorry, I was just thinking like:

"What? It's so easy for you to get a partner just be kind & not fat???"

But then I realized that they won't accept the same standard...

>>81964709
Peak irony.

>>81964688 (OP)
>crystal cafe
any actual woman doesnt even use that, we use either tumblr or 4chan. everybody knows CC is full of trannies

>>81964727
>Tumblr
>2025

Seriously...? Gosh no wonder why the internet sucks even after so many years.

>>81964737
>tumblr? seriously?
yes..? its not like we just suddenly stopped using it? are you retarded?

>>81964724
>But then I realized that they won't accept the same standard...
They also struggle to be kind and not fat...

>>81964727
>everybody knows CC is full of trannies
Yeah man unlike 4chan. Such a copout, here we even have straight men. Fact is that cc is actually majority women because it's basically dead.

>>81964688 (OP)
Lol Satan writes all those posts dude. He has a strategy which he uses to rule over humans. Its called demoralization. Which is a very effective means of production. It sets everyones expectations very low. And, also it kills weak people legally. So he also does this to women. Almost everything youll ever read or see through digital stuff is called demoralization. And it came directly from Satans hands. Its a trick obviously. One of his best tricks is to just say whatever youre doing feels bad and is boring. And it works, now you dont like it as much. Dude without Satan though. Imagine like. Imagine how many ppl? Think about all them. You seen Africa? Theyre all black there. Imagine being black? Thats crazy. Without Satan, black people would take over the world. They run so fast and are trained martial artists. You could never win a sword war against a Chinese guy either. So thats actually why we have a military because we are better at seeing through a snipers scope because our eyes open all the way.

>>81964709
Women type in a very distinct way. You can discern who is/isn't pretty easily after a while.

>>81965056
How do you differentiate?

>>81965070
Spend a day on female areas of Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram, and you'll recognize the female typing pattern, but it's basically just all lowercase + valley girl but in text

>>81964737
That's not the reason at all. Tumblr is largely irrelevant now. But it's low key a way to meet women due to the skewed sex ratio

>>81964773
Lmao. It's true

When everything is gifted to you everything is a given and you don't grow as a person.

>>81965124
Moids will ruin tumblr. Calling it now

>>81964773
Lmao, ain't that the truth

>>81965158
they already did they're called transgirls

>>81964718
Anon is too busy fighting invisible trannies in their mind.

>>81964702
I think crystal cafe customers and "fembots" lowkey know this and go into conversations with this fact in mind, the irony is they know we're absolutely right

Quite false because everyone there is a pick-me whore just like that dumb racebaiting whore that tells other whores to go there because in reality, she's the biggest whore on this board.

>>81965082
This. If they type with good grammar they are a BPDemon.

ah i want a crystal cafe gf

>>81965838
With or without dick

>>81965360
Well there is a one girl here that's a burn victim, I think she gets a pass

>>81965847
Trannies are banned on cc.

>>81965838
>ah i want a crystal cafe gf
Ive met the girls that frequent tumblr and the like, they have .... issues

wait they have the same shitty bait threads on crystal cafe as they do here? incredible

>>81964688 (OP)
Moooom he's talking about trannies posting again

>>81965838
Good luck, not impossible but you will have to live to the highest standards 24/7 and never show a single flaw.

>>81966871
I don't care wishgranter, I'm ready for this difficult task

>>81966993
>I don't care wishgranter, I'm ready for this difficult task
you can't beat their husbando that exists in their mind

>>81967030
yeah you're right I'll just die instead

>>81964718
At one point it was just snail alone and she had to clean up about 200 threads of autoplay gifs of women eating shit one by one after blaine made every single one of them from a different VPN connection so it couldn't be IP nuked.

I have no love of troons but no one ever produced a better
>clean it up, janny
moment

>>81967095
>blaine made every single one of them from a different VPN connection so it couldn't be IP nuked
Hate to give a tranny any recognition but that is dedication to a craft.

>>81964688 (OP)
crystal cafe is full of troon now. the true girl image board is [redacted]. the troons spamming cp and gore helped to destroy it. that and the retarded ban happy jannies that banned you the most stupid reasons but failing to actually ban the cp and gore, which often stayed for hours

>>81964724
i'm a woman with autism who got married in her early twenties and my husband is kind, funny, 6'2, athletic, generous, open. i love him so much

he also has a bad leg and a limp from an issue he had as a child. he was a virgin when we met and my friends kept telling me I could do better

but i'm the only one with a husband and a child. he's currently teaching our son how to patch a tyre. and they're all either swiping on the apps every day or have "given up"

>>81967430
how is he athletic if he has a bad leg?

>>81967439
He powers through it and workouts every day anyway. Does a lot of pull-ups. For cardio he uses a bike.

>>81964688 (OP)
always assume that everyone you're talking to online is either a guy or a tranny

The thing about crystal cafe is every thread has content like this, where I'd have to look through 100s of 4chan threads to get as abstract as this.

>>81964688 (OP)
No actaully this is pretty accurate. Key is looking at the order of the words.
>Never have a husband
yeah, women can get dicked down. Women can even get a relationship if they just act nice. But getting a man to sign a legally binding contract that only benefits her if she chooses to break it for any reason? That is not happening lately.
>And have kids...
Sure they could get knocked up and be a single mom, but they know that is a fate worse than death even with state enforced child support.
They would like the husband, than the child.
However the amount of guys that will agree to financial ruin based on a womans feelings is disapearing.

>>81964688 (OP)
are YOU serious? do you really think women who are lonely and think they'll never get married and have kids don't exist?

>>81965082
omg lol u dont know what ur talking about

>>81968649
NTA, but OP means it's unreal that they don't realize this. Like how many chads are there in the real world?
You can't expect each of the chads to grow 10 cocks around his body to accomodate how much attention is drawn back to him.
Chad is a human, he can take care of like 4-5 women at once, but not this much as in today's dating world requires.

>>81964688 (OP)
I used to use CC all the time until I got my chud bf, what gives?

>>81965082
It's that, and worthless poetry mixed with empty platitudes. They talk in a deserve mentality, while guys talk in should that's why we insult each other but are honest, these bitches will dance around the point in their posts that in order to gain a virtuous life they must put in the work other than the fakeup and opening their legs bit.

>>81969144
You're too busy living a life most of those lizards wish they could have

Just because men will pump and dump anything with a pulse (optional) doesn't mean they're willing to commit to marriage and children. An actual, long-term relationship is unfortunately unobtainable for many people of both genders.

>>81967430
>6'2
The only thing that mattered