HELPER'S NEW EMPIRE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3OtoO5zjjU

pish

never been in a pub that isnt rough desu, but i am from a shitty town in the norf so maybe its something to do with that

https://youtu.be/pa14VNsdSYM

depressed lads. I want to go somewhere, but there's nowhere to go.
What would be the logistics on opening a pinball arcade?

https://youtu.be/7TAFqLt9-fc

Helper, my allegiance is to the Republic, to Democracy!

You underestimate my powers x

>>81973853 (OP)
New theeadington at 12:30am? Bloody hell lads.
>>81973963
Doritos with or without salsa?

>>81973963
Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.

>If the right guys won we would have you facing against the wall
What a massive bellend kek

>>81973994

Are you here to destroy me lid?

Helperlid is dead. There is only Darth Helper now x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNPahqVkNFA

Bet he felt big and hard when he said that. Puffed up his chest and let out a smug smile as he pressed the post button

>from my point of view the Jedi are evil!!!
cor and then twenty-odd years later Obi-Wan's going, 'hmm, i'll use that one', gaslights Luke with the ol'
>from a certain point of view...

it a saga about fathers and failsons

Darth Seether was right all along. He told me you would betray me. I didn't believe it.

I should have listened xxx

Another night of being most posters

>>81974021
the fucking writing gymnastics they had to do here.

There is no more "HelperLad".

You didn't destroy him. I did.

Fuck Flamingo Land x

>i'm off, Darth mate. but i'm leaving you as but a learner. just want to make that clear rn.

I AM NOT YOUR FAILURE, BRITFEEL.

shout out britfeel drinkers
wungover but someone has to neck them cans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhnZEmnuzgM

BRITFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

BRITFEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

I got me knob stuck in me mum, help /britfeel/

fuck Cassian Andor tbqh

You have failed Britfeel

You have failed x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsMWVW4xtwI

The problem persists lads

if i was one of the Star Warriors, i wouldn't join the Jedi or the Sith. i'd run around with my (yellow) lightsaber fighting crimes and righting wrongs.

i'd start by getting anon's dick out his mum.

my anaconda don't
my anaconda don't

Ebin said ppl act weird when theyre in groups.Yea it true.I only trust ppl who notice stuff like that.

>>81974116
Wym stuck,,We need the full story

Fuck the lot x


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzK97Aaj_U8

You'll miss me when I'm gone

You just don't know it yet

What comes after me is much worse x

>>81974195
We were fucking and her fanny just grabbed my knob. Dont really wanna call 999 obvious lad

>>81974236
C*ndoms?x

HHL LOYALISTS IN FULL CONTROL OF SUNDERLAND

DISPERSE OR BE FIRED UPON XX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3WythosU_E

Fuck Northumbria Police

Anti-HHL scum x

>>81974257
standing back
standing by
as always

>>81974255
Nah lad shes 50 and Im a virgin other than me mum. No point

When shppy said that BN prefers new town as far as ednb, I actually laughed out loud cus it was like,Yeah of course he does
I thought yeah obviously.Typical
I dont mean that in any sort of way its jst revealing
Ave got my own history in that city much longer than his tho but that saga is too personal to me to go into on here, thats jst for me n mmy

Open fire xxx

>>81974268
kind of glad Kim McGuinness is gone but then she went and BECAME MAYOR (non-ceremonial)

I will say 1 thing,,I once lived about a 10 min bus away frm Ilya.I mind that night thinking thats just too fxing mental.The guy that happens to reveal his own address jst has to be this 1.Id accepted this fred was some Lost shit by then.

Thinking of hiring a prozzie me

Thread better without the noncecord

>>81974025
A nerve was touched it would seem

>>81974339
its lush when they are asleep

>>81974347
Life will be over for you when you can' tpost here lmfao

I got Dorito dust on my cock

>>81974276
Howcome yous started fxing Does she enjoy it Just think you came out of that fanny on your first day in earth nd now youre goiing back inside it it poetic nd erotic xxxxxxxx

Mmy known the score since 92

Oh ayes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1xpTljAiqw

he's in horny mmy mode
kinell

Just seen UFO out the window me. What the flying fuck was that.

https://youtu.be/0GEX_sVwUn4

>>81974381
Just both wanted it suppose. Tends happen when you're together all time

Just seen giant fireballl ctoss sky. Wtf was that. Anyone else see that? I check news nows.

Fucking hell.

>>81974440
aliens, m8

>>81974424
Illegal aliens coming ere and taking our bennies

Tall gf when ur a grown up is mmy mode as a grown up v hard to obtain tho

WTF was that are we under attack?

No way nobody else seen that. It lit the entire sky,

it over before it started

It's bennies for me lads

>>81974450

Mate it lit the entire sky.

Thought WW3 was kicking of. Wtf was that man,

>>81974436
It only knatural that sexo happen when u spend a lot of time together xx still a man n a woman at the end of the dya with needs x

>>81974440
i saw it de lid

>>81974492
Nah lad I'm a tranny

>>81974481
Dunno. Are you doing an actual thing?

>>81974500

Lit up the entire sky wtf lid. I only seen it because I went to kitchen to get another beer. It border line blinded me.

I thought Russians were launching them nukes I panicked for a second.

WTF was that though. I thought WW3 was kicking off.

News not saying anything.

>>81974516
A Russians launching their nuke in your arse

>>81974511
Ok but ur pp still works better than ur cuck dads x

Wouldn't mind shagging Helpers Auntie.

>>81974511
saw Patti Harrison live tonight. corr she's a bit of alright so she is

its happening lids
get in here

>>81974538
Yeah lad, he's a proper faggot

>>81974531
News doesn;t know fuck all. Prepare ye arses for the invasion.

>>81974554
Get in de UFO lids

Why the fuck is nobody talking about what I just seen. What's this the Truman Show?

Just seen something light up the entire sky.

>>81974558
U should take pix of yous fxing nd take nudes of your maw n send them to him nd go like that ha ha ha shes mine now wghat u gonna do about it fucking nonce

'kinell! What was that?

Corrrrr just put another load in me mums Fannie

>>81974579
Already have lad. Tis why hes not in house no more

>>81974323
Dnt know the context of this lassie but her hair n dress in this piccy is totes gorg

Barely anyone is tweeting about it.

What the actual fuck x

Simulation confirmed. No way millions of people didn't see that fucker.

>>81974575
Talk about your incest slop Fargot

ruddy eck, chaps. FLippin' aliens knockin on me door, asking if I seen there sick wheelie
Cheeky buggers

>>81974607
Or maybe you're just a nigger

>>81974593
Does she hav big chebs xx

>>81974607
Find me a picture of what yer talking about, chapperino.

>>81974621
SEction 4 in progress

Something nowt rite lads. I seen it with me own eyes too.

I literally saw something light up the entire sky and everyone's pretending it didn't happen x

Simulation or Truman Show confirmed x

>>81974624
Course lad what mum dont

>>81974639
I'm not pretending it didn't happen lad, it's just that how much of a faggot you are is more pressing

>>81974643
U should bite til the milk come out x

Nu breadberg is it

>>81974657
Shes not bin preg for few yeers now lad

has the gay boy had 4 bottles?

Mmy ur chebs so soft n squishy n warm 4 my head to sleep on xx

ATLAS GOES DOWN THE SOLAR SYSTEM FOR ME

TIME FOR REGIME CHANGE OF EARTH X

>>81974584
crossy would've loved this post x

>>81974713
Bloody hell the aliens probed you good

>>81974599
she is good-looking which makes me ANTI-misogynist since misogynists talk about women's appearances i am only concerned with her actions

anyway as crime commissioner she was clearly a career politician and said/did things i disagree with then one day i went all the way to Scumderland for a BBC Cost of Living debate at the Fire House (good venue tbqh)
not ONLY did Nicky Campbell not pick me even though i had my hand up for ages, he got her response multiple times and she said fuck all. i think poverty creates crime (it just does) and you'd think she has stuff to say about it all or what they're doing about it. but she just said obvious waffle about how crime/criminals = bad
bloke even goes to her at some point about how "and, some would say, this is CAUSING crime" (i.e. we should be preventing it, not going after criminals after-the-fact) and you can't see on the radio because it's the radio but she just gave this cocky little smile and it all moved along

so now Kim McGuinness the Mayor is in my enemies list. and so is Nicky Campbell, the BBC Radio presenter.

Not gna disrespect my mmy typing what i just thought about x

yanklass hated mammy posting

Americans fucking disgust me.

Fucking goyim losers x

Americans are obese losers x

Gna get strawbs ready n mong out a bit before bedn,, can't be bothered staying up all.night

>>81974766
What country do u like apart from England?x

>>81974782

Back on that White-coded grind me x

>>81974782
>>81974782

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4

https://youtu.be/qetW6R9Jxs4

>>81974812

Thailand because they drop bombs on Cambodia lmfao x

>>81974825
Luv steps

I'm Scottish and Irish, grew up in both countries, and yet neither immediately recognise me as their kin. it hard being liminal in life x

>>81974847
Which one u live now?x

>>81974844

Steps is White-coded x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsuRgxsd6bk

>>81974894
I was jst listening that one

>>81974894
make a white coded playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQ0biK-ZgA

>>81974883
London now, for my sins. I was born and raised in Glasgow, to Irish parents, until I was 13 then moved back to Ireland until 18 and then back to Scotland for uni. I only really started to feel like it was a "thing" in the last 5 years or so. before then, both would see/accept me as Scottish or Irish without thinking but now I am met with more suspicion. I have to say where I'm from or where I've lived, name specific places or people. You realise people base 90% of your identity from your accent, and when you've got a soft inbetween-y accent, people are unsure of who you are.

Helperlad gotta get on this

>>81974940
Scottish ppl are always nosy bastards too so it might just be an excuse. Its not exactly the same but we moved to east coast fr about 10 years nd At first there i was stubborn about speaking the same but over time u naturally change a bit nd then by the end i did have this sort of in between thing but id say Whenever i was in the one place or the other my accent adjusted to be stronger which is like a masking thing or something too.But even just between west n east coast it feels liminal so i can see what you mean.My mams friend nd her son moved here in glasgow frm Leith he started at my school when we were about 13 14 nd he pure stood out at the time but by now its not that noticeable.Its not a negative thing really though is it just something ppl notice.My sistershave both moved to London i dont get the appeal at all.I feel like i dont even like them being there like it seems not safe.Just being honest.Nd from the stuff i see on youtube shorts etc.But its their life.

Necking the rest of the beers now.


You'll come to me for help when your modern ways fail you

I'll be there. And I'll wiser than than your countryside mong frens as well,