Thread 82041051

Ask a sex haver anything.

>28M, EU
>KHV until 24

Yes, I mostly just want to boost my ego, but I can also satisfy your curiosities, or maybe even try to offer genuine advice if that's what you want.

>>82041051 (OP)
Do you have options?

how did you start having sex? was it with a gf or just some girl? is each subsequent time easier?

Did you ever lick the feces out of a woman's asshole

>>82041051 (OP)
I dont want a girlfriend or a relationship I just want some FWBs to indulge in my fetishes with me where the fuck do you find these types of women

How many men have topped you? Answer from 1 to infinity. If you answer 0 or anything else, you're confirming at least 1. Not answering is the same. We set this convention now. There's no avoiding it.

>>82041062
nta but when I lost my virginity it took me like a month of attempts for me to be able to stay hard

Did you ever fart and shit during sex?

>>82041051 (OP)
at what age did you transition?

>>82041059
Yes, but currently I'm deciding to stay monogamous with my qt3.14 gf.
>>82041062
>how did you start having sex?
Met a girl off of Tinder who just happened to be really horny and attracted to a specific feature of my looks. She was drunk and initiated my first kiss. We then spent most of the remainder of the party making out and feeling each other up. We met up again a few days later for beers, and fucked afterwards.
>is each subsequent time easier?
Yes, 100%. When you finally get to your first sexual experience, or even just your first kiss/make out session, you realize women are just as sexual and horny as men, and are looking for the same things as you.
>>82041067
No. I'm not interested in anything anal, and pretty much every girl I've been with wasn't either. I'm pretty much convinced that the normalization of anal is totally astroturfed propaganda.
>>82041070
Tinder, and just don't become too emotionally available.

>>82041111
Did you ever lick the scat from a toilet?

I'm not trans btw, if that changes anything.
>>82041104
I've probably farted, and it wasn't a big deal. Both of us were more focused on other sensations.

>>82041111
>just don't become too emotionally available.
explain this more. is this specifically for fwbs? why? if you are emotionally available she'll lose interest or is it she'll want more?

Did you ever shart and fart during sex?

>>82041111
Man I'm too ugly for tinder, it's full of girls that are way too hot or weird leftoid women with blue hair and cow rings in their noses

>>82041111
>anal is totally astroturfed propaganda.
I've always said it's a jewish ritual

>>82041121
Did she sniff the fart and cum from it's pungency? There's a thick meaty loaf poking out behind every juicy fart.

>>82041051 (OP)
How many children do you have? What does HPV taste like? What will happen once AI robots are more useful than the average human?

>>82041125
Yes, this is specifically for your FWB question.
If she genuinely likes you, and you're too cuddly and respond to her emotions/reveal your own, she might catch feelings even if she'd previously stated that she's ok with FWB. Had this happen, where I was treating the situation like "relationship-lite" and we had to break it off because she wanted to get into a full relationship, I didn't. On good terms, fortunately.
>>82041130
Doesn't hurt to try. Also, doesn't hurt to improve yourself just a bit. Just incremental improvements of losing a bit of weight, dressing a bit better, and getting slightly better pictures can compound and increase your chances enough that you finally meet someone willing.
And I'm being serious here. I used to think the exact same thing.
>>82041135
No.
>>82041136
>How many children do you have?
None yet
>What does HPV taste like?
Idk
>What will happen once AI robots are more useful than the average human?
Good question. If we reach that point, I guess they'll replace us in most industries, and maybe that will finally be the time we realize that humans are not meant to produce, but to experience? We'll finally go back to the Kaczynskian power process in nature. At least those of us that are conscious. The p-zombies will plug into pleasure machines.

>>82041051 (OP)
How dirty is sex? Like do you need to change sheets or prepare for it?

>>82041062
Yeah nerves can really fuck up your first time. Luckily my first was in my bed, with a girl I was dating who later became my GF and I had told her I was a 24yr old virgin beforehand. Even though the sex was lack luster we still had fun just trying.

After a few attempts, slowly defeating the nerves, and learning how to have sex (which is a skill, a work-out, and a exercise of creativity), I was later able to give her all sorts of mind blowing orgasms. Just cuz the first few time is difficult doesn't mean your fucked.

>>82041184
I'm a skinny muscleless socially awkward guy with crooked teeth I will not last long on tinder even with self improvement

>>82041210
Not op, but it depends on if you finish. If you do, leaks out everywhere without the use of a condom. Have towel handy.

>>82041210
Not very dirty at all, unless you make it dirty (e.g. period sex, maybe anal with diarrhea?)
>Like do you need to change sheets or prepare for it?
Nah. Pussy juices don't shoot everywhere like in animes, they pretty much stay on your/her skin. Cum goes in the condom if you're using one.
The biggest cleanup you might expect is when you cum without a condom outside her, e.g. when she gives you a handjob or blowjob without swallowing. But you already know how to clean that sort of mess up.

>>82041210
You don't need to prepare for it really besides the obvious: condoms. Sex is messy, and you might want to change your sheets after or you'll sleep in the smell of sex which is a combined musk of you and her.

>>82041235
>skinny muscleless
That's even better than being fat, actually. Putting on muscle is easy and feels good.
>socially awkward guy
Yep, that's a hard one, but putting on muscle will give you a confidence boost. Also, was waiting for a good opportunity to post pic related. That's some of the best advice I've ever heard and taken to heart.
>crooked teeth
90% of the inhabitants of the island of Great Britain have worse teeth than you, yet most still have sex and can build meaningful relationships. Trust me, the biggest thing is getting your confidence up, and putting a bit of care into your looks.

>>82041286
What if you're too poor to eat a protein rich diet and gain weight

>>82041416
NTA but get a job

>>82041435
most jobs pay under $50 an hour which the is the minimum needed to afford a protein rich diet in the only country that matters (America).

>>82041416
No way you're actually that poor if you have the luxury of wasting time on 4chan. You're just making excuses. Protein rich diet does not mean eating grass fed steak for every meal. Just increase your calorie and protein intake a bit. Eat an extra egg for breakfast. Chicken, beans, lentils are all rich in protein. Basic whey protein supplements are not that expensive either, if you do the per serving math.

>>82041454
Almost everyone who posts on 4chan earns under the poverty line ($250/hour wage).

>>82041454
Im currently unemployed but i do have around 33k euro in stocks, i dont want to touch that though. I should get a paycheck in around 2 months time and ive calculated that i should be able to survive on blood porridge and spaghetti til then

>>82041454
Also what bougie eats eggs for breakfast, standard is cardboard tasting hard bread with butter

>>82041450
>>82041485
>>82041547
>>82041608
Thanks for the bumps. Have sex.

>>82041051 (OP)
do you leave if she has a brown pussy when you take off her underwear or do u still fuck

>>82041655
No, i havent talked to a women in 2 years

>>82041416
eat texturized onions protein

>>82041051 (OP)
You'll never have as much sex nor body count as I have because I started 10 years before you did and you're an ugly loser right wing fag

>>82041667
Never had that happen except for the Indian girl, where I expected a brown pussy. She was fun, we fucked a bunch over the course of a year or so.
>>82041670
Ok. Good luck!
>>82041726
Ok cool

>>82041796
What percentage of this board is actually sexhavers, i thought this was supposed to be loser central

>>82041051 (OP)
How much did you have to work to get to a position where you get sex regularly? Did you have to gymmax? Move out of your parents' house? Drive a car? Buy an iPhone?
I'm pretty good looking but socially retarded and very comfy. I'm just trying to gauge how much money and effort I'd have to spend to make myself truly attractive. I'm guessing it's a lot which is why I've never bothered. I'd rather have a lot of money for myself.

>>82041851
>Did you have to gymmax?
Working out definitely helped, but it wasn't anywhere close to gymmaxing. Just getting any sort of regular physical activity helps out mentally, because you'll get all depressed and boring if you're sedentary. Putting on some muscle helps, but I wasn't anywhere close to my peak when I started having sex.
>Move out of your parents' house?
Having your own place definitely helps, but isn't necessary. I was living with my brother for a while, and mostly had sex at the girls' place at that time.
>Drive a car? Buy an iPhone?
Nope. Literally never heard a comment about my phone, and I'm a nerd running custom Android ROMs. Don't need a car in the city. Though your mileage may vary in the US, note that I'm in Europe.
>How much did you have to work to get to a position where you get sex regularly?
I know it may sound cliche and like I'm trying to spread some sort of normie FUD, but really, personality, attitude, confidence are the most important. She needs to feel comfortable around you, you need to be emotionally stable, and have enough self confidence and esteem to hold eye contact and not act anxious.

>>82041969
>Just getting any sort of regular physical activity helps out mentally, because you'll get all depressed and boring if you're sedentary.
I work out at home, nothing crazy but I'm slim/fit.
>isn't necessary.
Even at 30? I'm 30 tho I look mid 20s according to most people, but I think most women expect you to have your own place at this age. But I have no reason to move out, so I just don't want to do it.
>I'm a nerd running custom Android ROMs.
Same. De-Googled LineageOS :D
>Don't need a car in the city.
Yea, I'm in a EU city too but I have not met a guy with no car who has a gf. The women here basically want to be driven around and are incredibly materialistic in general, which I am not.
>personality, attitude, confidence are the most important.
I agree, that's probably the biggest factor for me. I don't know what to do with attention, even when I get it (I'm 6'2''). But I've made peace with it and consider myself volcel. From what you're saying tho, I might still get something in the future.

>>82042005
>Even at 30?
Hmm... maybe at that point that does become a problem. 30yo adult living with his parents probably doesn't send "man" vibes to most women.
>The women here basically want to be driven around and are incredibly materialistic in general, which I am not.
I'm guessing you wouldn't want to be with women like that. I wouldn't. But there are other women that won't need that from you. Might have to adjust your preferences, if you've mostly been looking at the typical "hot girls" that strut around larger cities.
>I don't know what to do with attention, even when I get it (I'm 6'2'').
Just chatting can be nice. Don't push for anything, don't rush anything, don't expect anything. Express genuine interest for the person you're interacting with, and eventually you'll happen on a person where you're mutually sexually intersted in each other.

>>82042107
>probably doesn't send "man" vibes to most women.
Yea, but it does mean I'm very rich. I save over 70% of what I make. I'd rather keep doing that than becoming a "man" with 10-15 yrs of debt on an empty apartment.
>I'm guessing you wouldn't want to be with women like that. I wouldn't.
Same but...what women aren't even like that?
>eventually you'll happen on a person where you're mutually sexually intersted in each other.
This assumes I have a lot of contact with women, but I don't. I mainly see them at work. All of my friends are males. I mean, I have said I've made peace with it and it's because I realize how low my chances are.

>>82042137
What cities do you people live in? If you can save 70% of your income (i assume you pay for your own food and various other things) you can obviously afford an apartment, im amazed your parents dont kick you out

>>82041051 (OP)
how can I get laid as a 24 yo virgin?

>>82041111
>Met a girl off of Tinder who just happened to be really horny and attracted to a specific feature of my looks. She was drunk and initiated my first kiss. We then spent most of the remainder of the party making out and feeling each other up. We met up again a few days later for beers, and fucked afterwards.
Wasn't it difficult/awkward with you being inexperienced at 24? Did that ever come up?

>>82042286
I could afford it if I keep going like this for another 8yrs. But I'd rather keep saving/investing and retire early once my inheritance kicks in.
>im amazed your parents dont kick you out
Why would they? We get along well and we help each other. We split the bills so we all get richer. And we all have our own rooms if we want privacy. Must sound like some weird alien concept to you americans.

>>82042389
Im not american, im scandinavian. Still seems extremely odd that you would have to save the majority of your income for 18 years to afford a apartment unless you mean a penthouse in the city centre, or youre allergic to loans

>>82042429
>youre allergic to loans
Yes, I am. I don't want to give a bank twice what I took out. That's a scam from my POV. As long as I enjoy living with my parents so much, it would be quite stupid to take out a 100k Euro loan and end up giving back 180-200k in 10-15yrs. Not to mention I don't want to tie myself down to this place. I might move to another city or country in the future. My parents have enough money to buy a place for me in cash, but I don't want them to fuck their savings on me like that. I'd rather let them enjoy the rest of their year and then inherit much of those savings and retire in my 40s or 50s. I care about retiring early much more than I care about having a gf. And I don't want to marry or have kids either.

Hi
I am a 29 year old khhv
178cm 80 kg 10 percent body fat with elite level strength in 2 lifts and advanced in all other
I drive a 50k car and got 160k in porfolio
I also made 25 songs and got plenty of hobbies
Travel alot
Still rejected all the time
Is there a number of rejections where i can finally give up and kill myself

>>82042455
Are you just planning on gaming for 40 years when youre retired? Also dont your parents want you to give them some grandkids. My parents gave me 15k euro and told me to fuck off when i finished my military service. You knlw you can sell apartments right?

>>82042330
>Wasn't it difficult/awkward with you being inexperienced at 24?
No, not really. It's not awkward if you don't make it awkward. And we are talking about activities/behaviors that your body is hard wired for. Yes, there's a lot of social taboos, pressures, expectations etc. that may make it seem like a stressful situation if you're not experienced. But the truth is, it's one of the most natural things you can do. I was somewhat nervous at the time (alcohol and an attitude from pic related here >>82041286 helped), but as soon as her lips made contact with mine, all that pressure and stress suddenly disappeared, and I knew exactly what to do. At least that was my experience. And there was some awkwardness, e.g. there was a lot of teeth in my first few makeouts, but neither of us just cared about it.
>Did that ever come up?
She didn't know/suspect I was a virgin until I told her myself another time we met.
>>82042291
Too general of a question to answer succintly. I don't know where you're at. Look through the thread for some general advice. Most important advice in the pic here >>82041286.

>>82042508
>>he fell for the strength meme
Also post car

>>82042389
>I could afford it if I keep going like this for another 8yrs. But I'd rather keep saving/investing and retire early once my inheritance kicks in.
I kinda understand your perspective, and I appreciate that you're self aware about these things. But just a word of advice, that money isn't everything. I'm doing well financially myself, but the best things in my life were never things I paid for. And most of them involved other people (not necessarily romantically/sexually).
>>82042508
>Is there a number of rejections where i can finally give up and kill myself
No.
That's some great accomplishments. Do you only ask girls out, or do you also just have normal conversations with them?

>>82042520
Not just gaming but I just want to be free to do whatever the hell I want, like I did for a big chunk of my 20s. I can't be fully happy working for 8h a day like I do now. This is not how I want to spend the rest of my life until I'm too old to enjoy anything. The fact that I'm robbed of 40h every week means there's no point in doing much on the side. I have just 4-5h for myself on weekdays and I also have to eat, shower and do groceries in those hours. I'm left with like 3-4h I can spend on doing shit I actually enjoy. That's very little.
>Also dont your parents want you to give them some grandkids.
My dad doesn't care and my mom used to want them, but since one of her friends became a grandma and started complaining about it, she doesn't really want that anymore. Either way I don't care. I wasn't born to give them grandkids. I was born to live my life as I see fit and I don't like anything about children and want nothing to do with them, ever.
>You knlw you can sell apartments right?
I know but apartment prices here are not rising fast enough to counter the shitty interest rate on house loans. I'd end up losing money if I did that. And again...why would I buy an apartment in the same city I was born in, where I have my parents' place? I just can't not think of that as being a stupid waste of money.

>>82042561
>money isn't everything.
I grew up poor, so respectfully, I disagree. Since my parents' wages went up and I started making good money, things have improved a lot for me, in almost every way, except freedom. Money is the only way I can get my freedom back, take care of my health and avoid stress.
Maybe its not "everything" but I'd say it's 90% of it. If you have money, you can open a bunch of doors to all sorts of benefits and experiences. And when you grow up poor and then become rich, this is very apparent. The whole "money can't bring happiness thing" is just poor person cope.

>>82042540
Lexux ux sport with a couple of customization

Nigga i am 10 percent body fat with abs veins and can do full front lever muscle ups and 1 arm pull ups

>>82042620
>The whole "money can't bring happiness thing" is just poor person cope.
That's definitely not my point either. When I say money isn't everything, I mean precisely that, that it isn't *everything*. But I agree that it is very useful and can bring many benefits, as long as you use it reasonably. Most goals become easier to accomplish the more money you're able/willing to throw at them, and even indirectly, just having a financial security cushion is enough to relieve a lot of the stress that most modern people struggle with on the daily.
What I'm cautioning you against is going too far the other way. While money can be appreciated for helping you achieve most goals, it shouldn't become a goal in itself. At least that's my perspective, and I also come from a situation where I started out poor/lower middle class, and felt a huge difference when I started earning better.

>>82042698
Its garaunteed your personality but talking about the car, if youre american then girls only like pure size, if youre euro then stop driving a jap, only dweebs who care about reliability drive those

>>82042740
Probably
I have been told that i am too friendly kind and deep
Yea i will probably die alone that is why i an asking for a number of rejections before killing myself
I cannot continue like this and i am in serious need of help

>>82042561
Normal conversations but i am bad at flirting
I am too direct and honest sadly

>>82042979
Direct and honest should be good in general. Maybe you're also an asshole in those situations? If you're talking with someone you don't want to be spending time with anyways, then I guess fair, it doesn't matter, but assuming we're talking about a conversation with a girl you're attracted to (not only physically, but would genuinely want to get to know better/spend time with), there's no reason why your honesty should be crossing into asshole territory.

>>82043142
I dont know really
I have been told that i am kind so I dont think its that i am an asshole
I defended and escorted a couple of girls
I follow etiquette rules
I am generous but not meek and submissive
I attract a fuckton of gays so maybe despite my strenght and high testosterone i might be too sensible and empathetic

>>82041051 (OP)
any tips for eating pussy and fingering? i did it for the first time last week and apparently i'm a savant, but hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.
is fingering better shallow or deep? should i suck on the sides a bit or focus on the clit?

>>82041096
yeah same i had horrible performance anxiety and couldn't stay hard

>>82041134
it's to normalize gay sex. "well I do the same thing they do so what they do isn't a big deal"

>>82043279
Strange, sounds like you have all the ingredients for becoming a chad. Anything you're not telling us? Or any hunch you have for why things haven't worked out yet? There's always a chance you've has shitty luck, I guess, but there's likely something that could be addressed to increase your chances. Are you on dating apps, have social occasions you go to?
>>82043763
>is fingering better shallow or deep?
For the most part, "it depends", mostly on the specific girl. Have you found the g spot yet? Putting pressure on that is the best thing while you're inside her, assuming she likes that. But also don't forget about the clit while fingering. She likely will prefer that to penetration with fingers. But tastes do vary. Asking about preferences is not weird or awkward, especially if you have some convo about them before/after the act.
>should i suck on the sides a bit or focus on the clit?
Clit is the main pleasure center you'll have access to with your mouth. You can go for other areas when you're warming her up/teasing her, but the clit is what you need to focus on to get her to cum. Lick it, push against it, and the secret move: suck on it. Like get your entire mouth suctioned on her around the clit and suck it all in. Then flick your tongue against it in your mouth. This is intense, so definitely make sure she's warmed up before this, don't start of with the secret jitsu.

>>82043904
>Have you found the g spot yet?
i think so? it got to a point where she had to ask me to stop because she was getting out of breath and i was starting to get my hair pulled out hehe
>don't start of with the secret jitsu.
yeah sounds like i got the clit part down. i guess i want to improve on the teasing part since i don't really know many other moves besides sucking on titties and rubbing etc

>>82044004
Sounds like you're doing good in general. For the most part, just go with the flow, pay attention to how she's reacting, experiment, and you'll just get better with time and as you get more familiar with her. And seriously, don't be afraid to talk about it. Having a bit of "post coital analysis" might sound cringe or awkward or like it would kill the magic or whatever, but it's actually the best way to find out what worked and what you can try next.
>she had to ask me to stop because she was getting out of breath
That could be good, but could also mean you went too far too quickly. You can ask her about it if it becomes a regular thing that she stops you early, before cumming. Could also be a self-esteem thing for some girls. Like, some will literally stop you when it feels really good because they don't believe someone would be willing to make them feel that good, like they don't deserve it. Had that happen before.

>>82044291
>Having a bit of "post coital analysis" might sound cringe or awkward
no yeah we were super conversational the whole time. mostly because she knew she was my first and umm we also were trying unsuccessfully to get me hard haha
>she stops you early, before cumming.
sorry i should have been more clear, this would have been after she came two or three times i think, and i went back later for more. i think i'm overthinking things because even though she clearly enjoyed it i'm still wondering if i messed up or she was faking a bit or she missed something that could have really made her week (or weak hehe).
anyway thanks for putting up with these questions. this situationship is a catastrophe btw because i moved away right after we fucked and i caught feelings

>>82044531
>this situationship is a catastrophe btw because i moved away right after we fucked and i caught feelings
Ope, that sucks. Hope things work out, one way or another!
But yeah, on the sex stuff itself, sounds like you've got the hang of it. At this point, any questions should be directed to your partner, not a random guy on the internet haha

>>82043904
I am very social and i give the impression of one who fucks alot i have been told
I go to lots of metal festivals and start lots of moshes and pogoes with sometimes almost fighting security
I am legit high iq autist so i am probably cursed to live a miserable life alone
I have yet to try apps
Pic rel8ted is me

>>82044696
if you're not lying with a pic you stole from /fit/ you could honestly treat my face like a fleshlight. and i swear i'm not gay

>>82044696
If you're looking just for sex, at least at first, get some good quality pics and you should be getting plenty of matches on apps.
I'm way less fit than you and got several fucks from Tinder. Also high iq. Not a diagnosed autist, but definitely act like one sometimes.
If you're a total khhv, probably the biggest barrier for you to break will be kissing. If you're at a date, and she's comfortable around you, she's clearly enjoying spending time with you (smiling, engaged in conversation, leaning in, etc.), and she's comfortable with physical contact (hug, placing a hand on her leg/shoulder naturally during conversation), you pretty much have the green light for a kiss. Hopefully you'll have a similar epiphany as I described here: >>82041111.
There was a great screencap about getting through the nerves of breaking the first kiss barrier. I'll try to find it, if that's the hang up for you.

>>82044696
>>82044920
Here it is, found it
Best of luck

>>82045143
Thanks
That sound unnervingly hard for me but i will try it
>>82044863
Thanks bro

>>82046368
I believe in you bro. And remember, you only need to do it the first time once. Every time after that will be easier.