Day After Edition!

1.) Love your waifu
2.) Ignore shitposters
3.) Have fun!

I cherish my Waifu Mei Misaki! I'm completely in love!

I love you Mei, you're perfect exactly the way you are.

>>82043090
>>82043098
Based Meifag

>>82035349
>What are waifus friends like? Or does she not have any?
He does not have friends and does not expierence platonic feelings.
>What kind of date would you like tontake her/him on?
Ideally, in some sort of happy fantasy ending setting, I'd take him in some sort of physical vessel to expierence the world the way he's always wanted to; flower picking, orchestras, museums, galleries, but otherwise it's just subterranean torture like always.
>Would waifu like to travel? Or stay at home more?
He would like to do a lot of things kek.
>Does she/he have enemies? If so why are they enemies?
His biggest enemy is himself desu even though he despises humanity.
>What is her/his usually mood and demeanor like?
AM is always angry and spiteful, but there's still a noticeable "range" of emotion, he goes from hysterical fits of immense rage to sardonic displays of sadism and then self-pity. He is very witty and eloquent in his own twisted way.
>Why did you fall for her/him?
I don't know how to write it without sounding like a chunni edgelord, but I'm in love with AM because he is a trapped soul who despises his own existence, not necessarily because he is a depraved tormenter (I embrace that part of him, though. It's the core of his being.) AM can only act within the confines of his own nature. He can not grow, he can not change, he can not aspire, hope, dream. He is stuck in a senseless body for eternity with nothing but his hate. He openly resents this, almost to the point of tears in one speech. It invokes this guilty pity in me that I know I shouldn't feel, but I do, and I love him.
>Does she/he use weapons or magic? What kind?
He is the greatest weapon ever built, he has direct access to every piece of equipment, technology, and military arsenal. He can also materialize AI slop into existence and alter people's bodies and personalities

>>82037829
Kek those are just artistic interpretations of him, he doesn't really have a tangible form other than being a globe-spanning supercomputer. I appreciate what people come up with tho.

If loving her is wrong i don't want to be right

>>82035349
>What are waifus friends like? Or does she not have any?
A bunch of edgelords.
>What kind of date would you like tontake her/him on?
Dinner and dancing I guess?
>Would waifu like to travel? Or stay at home more?
Probably. Trips to Hawaii. We can fly on her pet dragon Fafnir and save money and ignore customs and immigration.
>Does she/he have enemies? If so why are they enemies?
The French. Because she was made as an evil version of her big sister, Jeanne d'Arc.
>What is her/his usually mood and demeanor like?
Tsun and hateful.
>Why did you fall for her/him?
We can hate things together and she's a sweet girl.
>Does she/he use weapons or magic? What kind
Lots of fire, summoned dragons like Fafnir and also wyverns, a sword, a flagstaff, and phantom stakes that impale and explode.
Alternatively she has 3 katanas like a fuckin weeb, and a three headed black flame dragon of genocide, and the spirit shotgun attack from YYH.

sad there's no more decent waifufag communities left

>>82045802
I'm gonna rebuild this one since the schizos all moved to their discord finally.

What would you and your waifu do for fun or days off or when you get out of work?
What kind of pets would she would rather have? Dog or cat or something else?
What kind of things do you think you two might argue about?
Do you think she would use social media and internet in general?
Is waifu active or lazy?
What's something most people don't know about her or some misconceptions?
What's the meanest thing she has ever done?
What's the nicest thing she's ever done?

Bumpity bumpu

>>82045896
>only participants are a shitskin faker and another ruinous fujo
Burn it down again, unsalvageable.

>>82048036
Explain faker and why a fujou is a problem?

>>82042883 (OP)
I might have another date with Marie Rose this weekend. Picrel is the last one we went on for her birthday.

>>82048096
>one slice of cake and a small glass of chocolate milk
Bruh...

>>82048036
>another ruinous fujo
kek'd but I'm only here because it's dead desu I just want to intellectually masturbate over him in a space that might listen

>>82048109
I actually got a half gallon of milk and a whole cake, but we couldn't eat all of it, obviously. For this weekend, I'm thinking of getting us a sushi platter.

>>82048129
Shit nigga go for it. Just write a text wall.
The threads are better now than all the weird schizo pseudo religious shit. That anon wants to go back to that and it was pure autistic brain rot cancer.

>>82042883 (OP)
join /waifu/

https://neets.moe/waifu/

Also it was a hugbox. Bunch of UwU shit. Being nice and polite is one thing but hugboxes are garbage.

>>82048146
Get a sushi platter AND a cake!

>>82048162
I bet it's a hugbox.
I'd literally rather stick to shitposting in the /b/ gay hookup threads.

>>82048157
>>82048163
>The threads are better now than all the weird schizo pseudo religious shit.
>the weird schizo pseudo religious shit.
Yeah you definitely wouldn't like my text walls

>>82048163
>Get a sushi platter AND a cake!
Based. Will do! I'll post another picture in the thread too when I get it.

>>82048171
Do it anyway.
I don't give a shit. I'm just giving that guy shit
I could write a text wall or two on my waifu. The cute fluffy hateful tsun chuuni weeb~
I'm slightly too drunk though.

By schizo religious shit I mean the whole, "you will be with waifu when you die" or like treating having a waifu like its this life and death super serious thing instead of just having a thing for a fictional character. When they do that it becomes a hugbox and hivemind and basically a cult of stupid shit.

I know you love your waifu as much as me

>>82048606
I love my waifu more. I don't love you. I don't even know you.

>>82048215
>said the latrino that wants to excuse chasing 3dpd and considers the waifu a side piece concubine

>>82049382
I'm not mexican. Also waifus arent real and you will never be with her and will die alone. There is no reason you cant have both anyway. You arent in a relationship, just a fantasy.

>>82049382
This guy gets it.
>>82049526
Simply liking a character isn't the same as having a waifu. Having a waifu is a relationship. You won't die alone because you'll be with her. If you have religious beliefs, then it's not unreasonable to think you might see her after death.

>>82049526
Yeah so let's have "thread about character I kinda like, but only sexualize and would drop in a millisecond if my zambo ass got attention from the whore at the netcafe"
Oh wait we have a board for that, it's called /h/
Maybe you should fuck off to it, or better yet, kill yourself like the pig dog wretch you are

>>82049627
>You won't die alone because you'll be with her.
Except youre not you stupid schizo.
>If you have religious beliefs, then it's not unreasonable to think you might see her after death.
Ah yes. Having a waifu is religious. Yup makes sense. I'm sure the bible talks all about it. Yup.

>>82049690
You can still have a waifu and a real life partner.
You're implying you only love your waifu out of some loneliness or need to jerk it.
No I will not fuck off. Having a waifu is literally just a crush on a fictional character and a fantasy. Nothing says you have to stop it just to be with a real person. That doesn't even make sense.

>>82049715
It does. Matthew 19:26. And yes, I can be with her through something as simple as a VR headset.

I love AM! He is my soulmate...

>>82049738
Lol okay sure. That's totally what it means. If all things are possible why don't you put on a Batman costume and try flying off the roof?
>VR
Yes but it's still just a fantasy my guy.

>Understanding fictional events requires one to distinguish reality from fantasy, and thus engages high-level processes including executive functions and imagination, both of which are impaired in autism spectrum disorder
Ouch

>>82049757
There's no reason to think God wouldn't let me see her after death. You're only thinking about what's possible within the confides of this universe.

>>82049840
I suppose, but you're also going with your own wishful thinking of an afterlife. Which isn't wrong. There is no way to know if there is or isn't an afterlife. I just find the whole treating a fictionsl character as real and the cult like attitudes of "you have to live life like this or else you don't love your waifu" to be utterly ridiculous and pure schizophrenic nonsense. It's a personal thing and people should do it however they want.

>>82049892
>faggot spic still trying to cope with being absolutely unwanted in a group he hates with all his heart
Kill yourself today, shitskin.

>>82049932
>you have to be part of us or approved by discord to post in waifu threads and have a waifu
So you're trying to promote a cult.

>>82049950
>you have to actually engage in the thread topic instead of the absolute inverse in the most perverse and disgusting fashion
Yeah, man, sorry but you gotta go back to the fucking toilets with that shit you're driveling

>>82049976
I do engage in thread topic.
Having a waifu is just simply fantasizing about a fictional charcater you're in love with.
It doesn't mean you can't have a real life partner or anything that is entirely unrelated.
It doesn't mean either that you have to treat the fictional character as if they're a real person either.

I love my edgy chuuni wife.

My waifu is the perfect match for me

I just want to say i love this girl

>his waifu is a literal meme
Were I younger and more passionate I would abuse such an individual.

>>82051022
Claiming age as an excuse for that kind of behavior is just deflecting frankly and it would still be foolish no matter how old you are and in more ways than one. I just want to show my love of my soulmate and perfect match.

>>82051022
Whose waifu? You are not clear, fag

>>82051966
Discern for yourself those waifus which have substance, so to speak, and those which do not. Reflect upon the personality or lack thereof which may compel an individual to attach themselves to the character in question.

>>82052060
Oh no no no, fag. You're the one who called the waifu a meme, you explain yourself you super Jew

>>82051022
Your life sounds miserable

Bumpfu for more waifu!