>I will never have an /r9k/ neet wife because they all want abuse chads

>>82043761 (OP)
i dont want a literal neet gf but i want a reclusive gf like me and i want us to do shit together like hiking and hunting

>>82043761 (OP)
you could if you lowered your standards but you only want e-girl tier stacies

>>82043761 (OP)
Not even billionaires can beat chad.
ONLY literal royalty can beat chad and get stacies.

>>82043777
that sounds fun
>>82043808
my only standards are:
don't be fat
be nice

>>82043811
>wah wah i only want stacies but women wanting chads is evil
kys

>>82043847
>wah wah i only want stacies but women wanting chads is evil
i talk like this

>>82043876
yes i know all men on this board are like this

>>82043886
no, it's just me, i'm the best.

>>82043886
why are you fat, femanon?

>>82043836
don't be fat is a lot to ask of a non-stacy that has given up on life

>>82043892
no you're all like this
>>82043897
because i hate myself and my life and eating delicious food is the only thing i can look forward to

>>82043920
>no you're all like this
uhhhhh no, i KNOW for a fact that i'm the only one, are you jealous of my authenticity?

>>82043906
If my depressed ass can stay in healthy weight, so can you
>>82043920
you could eat in moderation

>>82043932
i'm far more authentic than you are i have nothing to be jealous of
>>82043943
eating in moderation doesn't do anything for me. also just because you cope with your depression a certain way doesn't mean that anyone can do it, we all have different ways of dealing with things

Only damaged women want abuse chads.

>>82043943
any thin american woman over the age of 25 has an eating disorder to maintain it. the fat ones have eating disorders too but in the other direction.

>>82043999
>i'm far more authentic than you are i have nothing to be jealous of
big bellies are quite common therefore inauthentic, i can see why you have a problem with someone as authentic as me, it's okay, no need to be so upset, maybe one day you can be authentic too, just do your best!

>>82044031
we are not talking about appearance authenticity is much more based on the whole package or personality

All foids have to do to lose weight is just walk for 30 mins a day and drink strictly water. That's it. And do OMAD. It's literally impossible to be obese unless you're purposely eating like shit.

>>82044061
>personality
you're short there as well, it all went into your big big belly.

>>82044082
>It's literally impossible to be obese unless you're purposely eating like shit.
do you hear yourself
>>82044089
that has nothing to do with it dummy i am 100% original and authentic and there is no one else like me not on this board and not irl, unlike you i am not a mere clone

>>82044107
>that has nothing to do with it dummy i am 100% original and authentic and there is no one else like me not on this board and not irl, unlike you i am not a mere clone
Not him but now I'm interested in what makes you so original? Do you do tricks?

if i'm not eating i'm thinking about nothing but food so it's an everyday choice between being fat and being insane. the only times i've been thin are when i've been actively bulimic. if i could afford ozempic i would because i've heard it reduces the food noise considerably.

>>82044028
you don't need an eating disorder to maintain healthy weight

>>82043761 (OP)
i think it's a little more complicated than that, they all want a chad who they think will lift her out of their situation and allow her to experience a lot more in life
but of course they always end up being abusechads taking advantage of the power dynamic instead of actually having her best interests in mind
the few fembots who actually empathize with robots with shitty lives and want to have an equal relationship are pretty much the only fembots worth considering to date

>>82044107
>that has nothing to do with it dummy i am 100% original and authentic and there is no one else like me not on this board and not irl, unlike you i am not a mere clone
you should not be so upset, it's bad for your heart, as is obesity, and scrolling on your phone shrieking about unimportant things does not authenticity make.

>>82044136
i can tell by your posts that you're an ESL non-american so you don't count.

>>82044143
>the few fembots who actually empathize with robots with shitty lives and want to have an equal relationship are pretty much the only fembots worth considering to date
how do i find a fembot like that

>>82044158
you dont because there are so few of them like he said dumbass

It's amazing even asking foids not to be obese is too much.
Meanwhile, men are expected to do a million things and luck out on genetics.
God, robot girlfriends can't come out soon enough.

>>82044158
you need to be insanely blessed and lucky. farm good karma for a few years first

women dont even need to be thin. even skinnyfat is fine and yet they eat like hippos.

fat women make incredible gfs. we spoil our bfs rotten and worship them. all men need to do is not be thin stacy only and they'll find the love of their life.

>>82044127
how did you get bulimic i tried it but i could barely throw up
>>82044124
i can do a cartwheel and handstand also jump into the pool with a flip and do picrel with my tongue
>>82044145
i'm not upset just passionate and am not on my phone either
>>82044167
boohoo. did you think attractive well-adjusted women would be on here?

>>82043761 (OP)
>they all want abuse chads and im just an abuse virgin
kek dying alone~

>>82044167
Obese women get sex. Nobody is asking them to not be obese besides doctors

>>82044207
>i'm not upset just passionate and am not on my phone either
and now you've turned to denial, i'm afraid you're too far gone, oh well, maybe things'll be better in your next life.

>>82044202
you would crush me when we cuddle

>>82044127
this kinda reads like its a premise for a deviantart fetish fic anon and if its not maybe that'll gross you out enough to get you to kick the habit.

>>82044207
>i can do a cartwheel and handstand also jump into the pool with a flip and do picrel with my tongue
okay kinda cool i admit. But how the fuck can you do all that shit if you're fat

>>82044207
you have to do it within 30 minutes of eating. i would set timers and eat for 30 minutes, throw up, then do it all over again. it helps to eat things with different flavors, like chocolate before chips, so once you get to the chocolate part of the vomit you're almost done. and chug a lot of water before you start eating too. i'm considering going back to my bulimic ways but my bf wouldn't approve.

>>82044166
i found one and it ended up breaking me mentally because i realized i wasn't romantically attracted to her, forcing me to accept that my isolation / porn addiction has ruined my capability to truly love someone. or at least that it has lead me in the wrong direction, still leaving me confused on what kind of person i'd actually want to date and could realistically find

>>82043999
>eating in moderation doesn't do anything for me.
that doesn't make any sense though. If you ate less, naturally you would lose weight.

>>82044244
i'm not in denial i'm right
>>82044315
i know it's cool. i still have a bit of muscle under the fat maybe that's why, also i'm still young so the more extreme effects of obesity haven't affected me too much yet
>>82044322
is there any way to make it come out more smoothly/in more quantity? when i tried it it would just come out very little by little and it was discouraging. how long does it usually take for all of it to come out after a binge?

>>82044394
i meant it doesn't do anything for me in terms of making me feel nice/less depressed, obviously i don't overeat just because

>>82044419
what is it about food that makes you feel good?
have you tried ozempic?

>>82044399
>i'm not in denial i'm right
right of 300 pounds, denial begets denial, i'll leave you with this one last pity reply, it must be tough being you, my heart bleeds, i bid you adieu.

>>82044292
that's another aspect that makes it hard for me to lose weight, i have a fat fetish and it's easy for me to justify staying fat because of it.
>>82044399
you could try putting pressure on your lower stomach but otherwise yeah it can kind of take a while each time. that plus the potential teeth/heart problems are why i don't recommend it as an actual weight loss solution, it's just the only way i could do it.

>>82043847
Insane projection.
Just admit youd never want to give an average or subpar guy a chance
>inb4 bbbut youd do the same
Nope, been rejected by obese unemployed drug addicted single moms despite being none of these

>>82044448
i'm 299 actually.. get it right next time
>>82044437
kind of makes my head empty but in a good way. i also like cooking delicious foods often and the anticipation makes the food better and it's harder to resist. i thought about ozempic but i don't have that kind of money to spare
>>82044490
i might try that.. i did read about all the problems and all that but i might be willing to risk it, if i don't overdo it it might not be so bad. did you get any of the side effects yourself?
>>82044521
i'm not projecting anything i am just describing the behavior of the men on here

>>82043761 (OP)
>I will never have an /r9k/ wageslave wife because none of them want a househusband

>>82044490
>that's another aspect that makes it hard for me to lose weight, i have a fat fetish and it's easy for me to justify staying fat because of it.
kek I knew it that is hilarious and hot

>>82044596
i never got any physical side effects and i would sometimes do it like five times a day... i miss it ngl. i went from 180 to 100 lbs that way but gained all of it back plus some lmao.
>>82044702
it's a complicated feel...

>>82043761 (OP)
>Tfw no big titty neet gf
Deep unending agony

>>82043761 (OP)
They just don't exist here they can go on any social media and get any guys to go talk to them

>>82044747
Nah it's so straightforward just give in >:D

>>82044930
that's what i've been doing for the past few years... it felt good but now my bf wants to lose weight and i can't have him be thinner than me so i have to lose weight too...

>>82045113
>mutual wg

>>82045203
it's the purest form of love anon can't you see...?

Man i wish i had a girlfriend
Its so over

>>82045297
it is kinda cute that you're matching but unfortunately still coal...

>>82043761 (OP)
neets.moe

Try that

>>82046239
>Try that
are there girls on there?

>>82043761 (OP)
>ideal girlfriend

>>82048174
>only dates men literally twice as tall as her

>>82048179
She is just like me uwu

>>82048179
I'm 6'2 that's perfect

>>82048179
I don't even understand how they'd kiss like she'd have to carry around a step stool or he'd have to get down on his knees

>>82048327
She sits on his lap dumb moid

>>82048337
Yeah that'd be cute but look at them they're saying bye at the railway station and there's nowhere to sit.
The ideal height is one where she has to stand on her tiptoes to kiss but she couldn't even reach on her tiptoes

>>82043761 (OP)
Any neet femcels here looking for abusechad? Diovsseldne on discord is single

>>82048179
I want to kms as a 5'9 manlet