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Anonymous No.82044902 [Report] >>82044942 >>82045049 >>82045154 >>82045238 >>82047423 >>82047941
These frat bros are trying to raise money by renting themselves for odd jobs. Which one(s) would you hire and for what?
Anonymous No.82044942 [Report] >>82044970
>>82044902 (OP)
i will hire either left, middle or polo guy ti act like my husband
Anonymous No.82044970 [Report] >>82045237 >>82045585 >>82046581
>>82044942
You only get one husband, greedy! Pick wisely and explain your choice.
Anonymous No.82045049 [Report] >>82045116
>>82044902 (OP)
Hire them all to clean my crustroom and organize my cupboards.
Anonymous No.82045116 [Report] >>82045914
>>82045049
explain the crustroom
Anonymous No.82045154 [Report] >>82045224
>>82044902 (OP)
Hire the dude with the hat on the right to drive around downtown yelling nigger and faggot at people
Anonymous No.82045224 [Report]
>>82045154
But he would get kicked out of school and lose his entire future, anon
Anonymous No.82045237 [Report] >>82045255
>>82044970
i will pick left guy, he is chadlike but still looks somewhat wholesome
Anonymous No.82045238 [Report] >>82045564
>>82044902 (OP)
im hiring left to find me good weed, im hiring chad in the gray sweater to be my smoke buddy
Anonymous No.82045255 [Report] >>82045652
>>82045237
>ends up being a massive douche who takes your money and runs
Sorry anon :(
Anonymous No.82045564 [Report]
>>82045238
can left smoke with you too
Anonymous No.82045585 [Report] >>82045652
>>82044970
Guy on the right has a little boy body, and the left has arms smaller than my sister. This is what passes for Chad with genz? How the fuck arent you all having sex?
Anonymous No.82045652 [Report]
>>82045585
Is this a little boy body to you? Right is a big guy and left is clearly a chad, see >>82045255
Anonymous No.82045914 [Report] >>82046534
>>82045116
Dirty clothes everywhere, unpacked travel bags, 6 months of me just kicking random shit under my bed, a ton of used q tips, random empty monster cans, sweat-soaked sheets, and a nice towel covered in blood that I haven't bothered cleaning yet
Anonymous No.82046534 [Report]
>>82045914
And you trust frat bros to clean it for you?
Anonymous No.82046581 [Report] >>82046608
>>82044970
Threesome. Right guy in the back and left guy in the front.
Anonymous No.82046608 [Report] >>82046650
>>82046581
Back right is a big guy. Do you want to swap him out?
Anonymous No.82046650 [Report]
>>82046608
Sorry that guy is too fat for me
Anonymous No.82047423 [Report] >>82047742
>>82044902 (OP)
That's not how you raise money lol they could essentially get a part time job and have a more steady flow of money then quit after like 2 weeks.
Anonymous No.82047742 [Report]
>>82047423
These are posh frat bros. Why would they want to work a real job?
Anonymous No.82047941 [Report] >>82047997
>>82044902 (OP)
Every single guy in that picture has, thought and will end up sucking a cock
Anonymous No.82047997 [Report]
>>82047941
These are straight alpha frat bros, anon. They have never sucked cock and never will.