Happy Ya(8) O (0) I (1) day /r9gay/ !
straight cockloverz who succ penis in only the most heterosexual ways: >>82019304

threadly question: yaoi readers and bl enjoyers of all stripes; what are some of the best boyzo rubu media you've consumed this year? non-bl readers; what are some fantasies you've had recently and what gaps in depictions of homosexuals would you like to see filled other than their holes with cock you pervert! in media?

>>82045489 (OP)
I don't think romance or sex of any variety should ever be depicted in media because it makes me want to kill myself

Second for pizza delivery boys

Lonely on a friday night yay

>>82045489 (OP)
I've spent half of today's shift daydreaming about a date with a short top fbf!
And we need more gay romance stuff that I would like but I usually don't like them for a reason or another...

>>82045535
if i had a pizza delivery boy bf i would answer the door naked or in my sexxxyest outfit while he was delivering to the house to make him blush and be flustered the rest of his route!

>>82045680
Ordering meat lovers from the bf pizza shop

>>82042807
Why is bunnymutt grooming this faggot into having incest?

Moses of gincels

>>82045184
Why bottoms are disgusting subhumans you shouldn't date ^

Meow who wanna date me meow

Time to go on the couch and watch a classic movie with my bf. I make make him gag on my cock after.

Meow meow I'm a fat cow whore yay meow

For me, it's Heat (1995)

>>82046278
Gross die
>>82046285
So true but why are you making my posts for m3

>>82046291
Bo ri ng yawnnnn

>>82046336
Well nevermind we are watching sunny in Phili because he hasnt seen it and he keeps getting youtube shorts for it

email me immediately if you look like this

>>82046386
Nobody asked tho
>>82046402
That's a good choice too

>>82046427
Exactly yet you felt the need to force it down my throat

>>82046472
You sound really autistic anon

>>82046484
Says the retard who likes shit movies

>>82046494
Heats fantastic you autistic fuck. Nta

>>82046494
Oh it's you
Yeah you're super autistic wow I guessed correctly

i prefer white heat (1949), james cagney is a doll

Don't mention pizza or you know what my fat ass will do which I'm tempted to anyway.

>>82046503
>>82046515
>No YOU're the autistic one for ME getting mad over you calling my favorite autistic snoozefest bad
haha

I prefer white heat (Kaiji OST)

>>82046527
Get any baja blast lately old chap?
>>82046553
>mentions heat 1995 without quoting anyone
>anon goes into psycho melty
Did Michael Mann rape and kill your mom and dad or what

>>82046571
No I just think it's boring and overrated as fuck

How do I find a cute bottom bf in quebec

>>82046603
Probably throw a rock

>>82046603
Stinky French bf?

>>82046571

drinking a can of it right, *cracks* *sips*.

>>82046618
BASED
I'm goin to the mall tomorrow, I'm getting some on the way for sure

if they made diet baja blast, i would get it. i know thats not in the island spirit, but there, you'd burn a lot more fuels from being in the water.

How many of you put in effort in finding a bf?

>>82046662

they make sugar free baja blast but like all sugar free soda I think it's nasty.

i got some new weed thats makes me extremeuly sleepy i doent know what i shall do.

>>82046617
preferably not stinky

Just checked, I have enough for a free pizza from the hut, so I won't even feel bad ordering it this time.

>>82046678
i never saw that in my life, in can, bottle ot 2l. i see it does exist online but notably its zero sugar not diet, which seems like a distinction without a difference, but i dont think it is somehow, considering there exists both diet coke and coke zero and i think thats the case with basal mtn dew as well. the zero sugar ones are all sort of more saccharine to me whereas the diet-labeled ones have a tart note that cuts the artificial sweetness. so in my view i still am correct to say i wish there was diet mtn dew baha blast.

>>82045489 (OP)
BJ's are better then sex.
Prove me wrong.

>>82046725
man it's a soda, it's not meant to be healthy. Just don't go overboard and enjoy it once in a while.

>>82046704
At least order from a local chain and not Pizza Hut slop

>>82046682
>Option 1
Black out on it every day until you run out
>Option 2
Take small doses of it to make things a lil' better, like making shitty content watchable, or making funny videos funnier,

>>82046737
Bjs are sex you stupid cunt I hate you

>>82046737
hmm why don't you bj and sex me for the research

>>82046754

but mostly free pizza... I even got cheesybread this time which I almost never do.

>>82046737
Actually true. Sex is fun but youll actually hurt their ass if you fuck it too often. Plus its a lot more work yada yada

>>82046737
Thighjobs as a counter offer

Killing myself wahoo meow

i might have a bf, but i just haven't realized it yet?

>>82046964
nyooooo! meow don't do it! we love you!

>>82046983
Who


Cares

Meow

Helium or nitrogen

Sleepy! I'm letting the cat sleep inside (he is asleep on my bed). Too bad about bread (he is destroying the bags and trying to eat it tho he are more than enough fish and meat)

>>82047037
helium is said to be painless

Well I'm being punished. When I go to start the car at pizza hut to come home it makes an ungodly squealing noise for a minute then (the noise) quit. I drove home just fine but it looks like tomorrow will be back to the mechanic.

Mom and I are brushing the cats there's too much hair everywhere aaaaa

>tfw no cats to brush

>>82047109
You're being punished for not getting it delivered by a cute delivery boy

Faggots trying to help story or meow need to be shot on the spot

Agree but I'm in a good mood today
Do it tomorrow

Maybe I should've fapped tonight given I was alone but I'm not horny and I'm too tired

I wonder if my parasocial tendencies would stop once I get a physical bf?
Or maybe we would obsess over the same guy?

>>82046208
I'm not a bottom jfl

>>82047000
What is your life like anon

>>82046747
yeah im like actually skinny and want to stay that way so no. everything counts.

At least the pizza is good and I haven't had cheesy bread in a long time. Of course this is horrible for a pre-diabetic to eat but oh well.

The American Dream

>>82047318
Just bought a house with my bf so yeah thats me rn

i go to the gym and work out in the hopes of being able to carry a cute boy by his legs

bridal carry or fireman carry over the back? Which would bottoms rather be?

>>82047369
both please!

>>82047369
carrying bf by his legs while he walks on his hands like a wheelbarrow

at any given time i have like 2-3 bfs at least

Labubus are so ugly goddamn

I'm supposed to believe King Trump was friends with Mr. Epstein for 5 years after he was supposedly stealing employees and being a creep? Somethings not adding up...

>>82047428
my bf looks like one of those

What if you all just dated each other

Anything I should think of or do before a coffee date with a very cute kinky sub? I'm already prepping my house for a potential sleepover...

what are gaybots up to this friday? Nice weather here after a long a heat wave. I never thought 80 degrees would feel cool.

>>82046603
I'm not quebecois stop making these posts mon dieu

Why does it feel like all of you guys are in your early 20s

>>82047960
most of 4chan is in that age group so it makes sense that most gaybots would be too. There are still a few old farts around though.

>>82047960
Not everyone is in their 20's we have underage posters like brad and meow3

>>82047960
Im in my late 20s but i shouldn't really be here. I'm happy in life

went out tonight, and a guy insisted on getting me kvass, so we roamed around a shop for like, a while, and he got the kvass, and we joined some people on a small party for things, and we drunk kvass together. Why do eastern european drink the weirdest stuff out there i'll never understand it, but it wasn't bad.

>>82045532
tsmt

>drinking around men
whore alert

>>82047960
i'm 35 but i don't post much anymore

>>82047115
These things lose so much hair that you start to wonder how they're not bald.

>>82048499
the cats, or mom?
(A: both)

>>82048506
As you said both fit this description so I'll leave it for interpretation.

I'm not a fat NEET but I'm making a burger with pickles and mustard. And seasoned home fries drizzled with olive oil and fresh cracked sea salt

>>82048574
>I'm not a fat NEET
Hi fatty you little butter ball fat ass

>>82048574

making fries like that should tell anyone it wasn't me. I would never bother with fries. Well mom did a few times but they never turned out right.

>>82047915
I havent posted in these threads in over a year or more bruh

>>82047911
Nothing. Sitting inside drinking on a friday night. I'd blow my head off If I had a shotgun.

>>82048222
I'm the truest truecel of them all. i would never whore myself out. i only drank a little.

I'm in my 30s and I've never had a drop of alcohol, if I started now then what would happen? Would I get wasted just from one cocktail or does it not matter?

>>82048803
Genetics and weight play a part.

>>82048803

I'm in my 30s and almost never drink but I also cannot stand spirits so when I do I stick to light stuff. I have never been drunk or even really tipsy.

>>82048803
I'm not quite to that age, but they do hit pretty hard.I've only ever had a few full drinks in my life and never more than one on the same day and they do feel weird not in a good way but that could just be a placebo effect or even anxiety. Either way you're not missing out on anything if energy drinks taste like battery acid to some people the alcohol tastes like nuclear waste

>>82048834
>i've never drank more than one drink in a day
>you're not missing much
You guys are so fucking weird about alcohol.

>>82048803
Why don't you just buy some beer and drink it if you want to know. Are you guys retarded? Like you can drink some beers and it makes you feel good. It's not some forbidden voodoo magic only some can perform holy shit

hard liquor is the only bf that I need, really

Beer is repulsive, I prefer cider. Yes I am a pussy.

>>82048858
I don't want to be an alcoholic like my dad (my mom isn't a good drunk either). If I were to drink it would be exclusively socially, maybe once a week. I would never drink by myself.

>>82048870
Cider is disgusting and doesn't even get you properly drunk. It's the alcohol for pussies. At least drink wine

i swear im not gay but i always end up back here fml

One thing I notice that I'm almost sure of is that they dilute drinks at bars to make sure people don't get too drunk and to save money. If you buy it at a supermarket it'll hit you harder than from a bar

>>82048882
alcohol is alcohol and most of them have the abv as beer. At least it doesn't taste like warmed piss.

>>82048803
>if I started now then what would happen?
you'd take one sip of beer and say Blehghjfj and then I unironically tell you it's an adult taste like brussels sprouts

Maybe I should clean up my place it's not like anyone ever or will come over, but it might be nice to at least pretend like I should keep it tidy incase someone was to ever want to.

>>82048625
You're not big you're not clever shut up hog

There's nothing better than the first cool crisp sip of beer

I hate blacks so much the fact that they can have sex but I can't gives me conniptions to an endless disposition

>>82049559
but you can do calculus

>>82049608
I'm not sure I don't know what calculus is and I'm not going to google it

I find transgenderism almost a moving argument when I forget most of them are not disgusting porn addicts who want to have sex with everything and support whatever validates their insane narcissistic personalities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVyUqxilaYY

>>82048803
i'm holding out till i get a bf that stuff makes you age like 10x faster and i'm already spoiled milk by 4chan standards

>>82049559
I have sex whenever i want it. Its honestly overrated.
>>82050000
Checked and yeah i feel bad for my friend who went trans. They were already kinda spiraling down but now they started trooning out and seem to be on a quest to get aids. Just getting fucked by every other troon around. I legit think its mostly because they weren't getting enough attention until a troon started talking to them a lot trying to convince them to try
>>82050023
It only ages you if you are an alcoholic. Moderation is fine.

>>82050033
it's not just about health it's also that it's gross,at least everything my grandpa drinks and he's the only one i know who does, so it's a waste of money for me to buy stuff to try i probably won't like if i get a bf who does i can try what he likes and if i don't like it he can drink it for me if my fbf doesn't then there's no sense in me drinking it either

>ew alcohol gross it taste gross
some of you have the mental age of a 10 year old

Me if I trooned out

>>82050087
They are like 20. Cut them some slack
>>82050080
If you dont like then avoid it. Me personally i like like a nice beer when im talking to friends, but hard stuff is only for parting and usually still sucks ass unless made right. Again if you dont have the desire for it, don't do it. It does help being social though.

>>82050109
Looks like Coraline fake mom with that uncanny valley ass shit

i've been straight my entire life but lately i've been thinking about gay sex. am i... actually gay?

>>82046415
where do
i email you

https://voca.ro/1iHo43xnHOPp

>smoked weed and jerked off on a video call with bf
>watching RedLetterMedia and eating pizza now
Hell yeah

someday I will go outside and stop being a robot

someday I will have a boyfriend and friends, and all the loneliness I'm feeling right now will have been worth it

>depressed all day
>go fuck around for 2 hours on render and make a cool picture
>morale instantly improves
Is it really this easy?

what are the actual chances of finding a loving boyfriend on soc
is it even worth the try as a stupid chud incel...

>>82051072
As a fellow chud gaycel, it is fruitless

I've met like a solid 1 person on soc that I've talked to for more than a week.

>>82051072
I've stopped posting myself but I constantly lurk to see if a nice boy will show up for me to love forever. Post an intro anon, just to see what happens

>>82048858
>You could just jump off a bridge if you wanna see if you can survive
How bout no junkie whore frick off
>>82048870
No you have superior taste
>>82048882
>drinks piss
Shut up you have zero taste. Stick to fermented piss you moron

>>82050087
>I eat shit and don't complain because I'm an adult
Ok

>>82050135
Have you ever thought about if you need to alter your state of mind to enjoy socializing that maybe it's not for you, piss drinker?
>partying wooooo
Average nu-r9g poster

I cummied when I meant to edge...it's over...

>drink piss
ouuhhhhhh ouuuuuuuuuuh

i am a PISSFAG
your PISS belongs to ME

they call me pisspig

>>82048903
they also have glasses that are made to look like 30 or or 25cl but are actually 25 or 20...

>>82051486
me3, happened twice this week and both were after drinking (((alcohol))), I am noooooticing!!!

would you have a rum bf or a gin bf

>>82052023
pirates drink rum and pirates are cool

>>82052098
he will probably cheat on you and give you aids though...

>>82052147
>he will probably steal from you and give you scurvy though...
fify

>>82052170
lol youre funy

>>82051279
Shut up you no taste child

>>82050831
are you certain that you look exactly like that? pillow and everything??
maybe we should get to know each other a bit before becoming penpals?

>>82051253
Kill yourself you actual waste of sperm

Most of you are mean because you don't have a bf.

>ew beer icky BEER ICKY
It's like talking to actual children but very nasty little cunty children

>>82052371
They don't have bfs because they have the mental age of 9 year olds and viciously attack anyone that doesn't

>>82052381
And why do you not have a bf, hmmmm?

>>82052223
aww thank you!! :D

>>82052436
*paypals u 1000000$ dollqrs*

>>82052463
O.o wtf!! I'm not that funny! if someone gave me that much money I'd be obligated to become their boywife.

>>82052481
arew u fuckimng serious
i am so fucking lonely
i need bf bf bf fbf bfbfbfbf f bfb fbf
BUT I AM REAL INCEL GULY FUCKING FUCKING FUCAK
i alos i hve a shit persanlty
sorry im drunk im so fucking uly i wanna die

>>82052491
don't give up hope!! I've seen some UGLY mfs make it so I know you can too, and I've seen some VILE people make it so I know you can too! so even if those things you say about yourself are true [they're not] you can make it too! :D

>>82052509
thank yo ill keep it in min...

how do I become bratty?

>tfw no bf with feet

Meow it's so over meow where husbie

It's finally the weekend now I get to be depressed and not know what to do for the entire thing. But I do know mindlessly browsing the internet is going to be the majority of it

anyone else wants to finish really quickly once you get horny? I just want to be done with it and revert back to a normal mood

>tfw bunnymutt walks around with an ass full of piss from all the little boys hes slept with and you can hear it sloshing around inside him as he walks and he wants to shit it out into your mouth like its a piss filled male child birth and your swallowing all the watery afterbirth

>>82053168
i not gay but this is the hottes thsit iv eeverh red

Going to mall with bf today

>>82051072
I did. Definitely worth trying

>>82053013
Well did you look for one today?

>>82053310
No point since no husbie exists yay

>>82051072
If you live somewhere that lots of people are from why not give it a go. If you're somewhere like the midwest still give it a go, but don't expect anything

kruatcel can't get a bf he only wants large turkish men to fuck him

>>82052361
Im not going to do what shit eaters and piss drinkers tell me to do

>>82052379
You're like this meme kill yourself
https://youtu.be/YM9lQUneMsY

>>82052509
Cute and based post, anon was right about you

>>82053077
When I'm horny I want to cum and then proceeded to do other things. It's efficient and logical and that doesn't make me autistic.

No dilly-dallying allowed ITT.

He dilly on my tally till I TT

>>82053991
aww thanks bros, this means a lot to me :D

>>82051095
>as a fellow chud gaycel
clueless.

>>82051202
>>82053290
will do then,.. sometimes

>>82053363
I move regularly between two equally desolated places. but europoor so everything's in relative terms.

I took the car in only to get told that squealing was normal for a new serpentine belt and it would go away on it's own but I'm not too sure. I sat and waited this time instead of going home and they only looked at the car for maybe 10 minutes. At least they didn't charge me anything.

>>82045489 (OP)
lgbt tranny tourist here - why use this thread? why not use >>>/lgbt/cisgaygen

>>82054622
Probably to avoid you and your kind

>>82054622
because those in gaygen actually have sex, this is for gay incels who just want to bitch and moan about not having a bf while not doing anything to get a bf.

>>82054635
theres a cis in front to keep trannies out. mostly works.
>>82054643
just like me fr. fair enough.

>>82054650
I meant faggots

>>82054657
what the hell is the point of a gay thread without gay people? did i misread? are you fucks only yaoi readers?

>>82054650
you an agp transbian or a 'straight' transsexual?

>>82054683
bi, attracted to mostly men, yet mostly fit into the malebrained/"transbian" stereotype. i dont describe as agp because i dont find myself hot and want to kill myself at all hours. you're free to disagree

>>82054699
its like 70% agp stereotype / 30% hsts stereotype. i grew up with a fagcent (read: like a woman) for like a majority of my life and i did not know, through high school. so i guess that makes me trutrans or whatever the fuck. its all horseshit anyhow

>>82054665
Its gay here, theres faggots there

>>82054270
It really was a perfect example of how to encourage someone without sounding fake

>>82054643
i did a lot to get a bf. you are a grifter or whatever those are called.

>>82053077
I'm a NEET so honestly I don't have anything better to do anyways.
Though, I find that nutting within the 10-20 minute mark is the best, going on longer than that makes the climax underwhelming imo.

I know why you guys are depressed and can't get bfs. It's really simple.
You don't know how to have fun.

>>82054622
>does not list any pros or cons for doing that
>likely knows r9k and lgbt are made different
I'd need a good reason to move over to an equally slower paced thread, which is also infested with tripfags/namefags. I still think you're low effort posting/trolling tbdesu

>most of this thread is neurodivergent
>>you just cannot have fun learn to be normal!
Back into the favela you go

>>82055034
i had lots of fun throughout my life.
but that has nothing to do with finding a bf.
i will die alone, but i'll still have fun.

>>82054650
>theres a cis in front to keep trannies out. mostly works.
It doesn't

I've never used gaygen but I saw two guys on a Discord server saying everyone there trooned out

r9g stands victorious for eternity

Nick Fuentes is so hot. I want to freak him

>>82055453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiYVZNECJM0
I'LL FREAK ANYTHING THAT MOVES

JD Vance introduced Nick Fuentes to this thread BTW so he also posts here

>>82053394
its krautcel
and hes 5'3 47kg and posts those stupid images and posts in all lowercase no punctuation except dot at the end
and hes no incel no matter how much he likes to imply he is

>>82054845
I guess my time with a BPDemon paid off a bit huh? too bad it never worked with him :(

>>82055034
Close but not really.
My mental illness makes me inherently unlikeable, so unless I micromanage every aspect of my personality, people subconsciously start disliking me after interacting with me for some amount of time.
Unfortunately faking my personality makes me feel like shit, so instead I'm banking on a guy NOT getting the ick, ever.
And while looking like I'm 14 years old at 20 helps me out tremendously in getting gay guys interested in me, it'd most likely end up in a pump&dump type situation because I'm inherently unlikeable.

I'm autistic and retarded to the point where I never learned how to have fun. I don't laugh at jokes, I can't banter, I can't tell when people are joking. I don't think i can learn at this point.

>>82056324
"banter" from my point of view sometimes just is:
>"You're ugly, stupid and I hate you"
>Gets reasonably offended
>"That was a joke duuude, how did you not know that was a joke?"

I can't have fun socially at all. I must always be on guard to prevent any social misfires or spaghetti dropping.

>>82056340
true but calling my bf a retard is fun

>>82056340
It's like this for me too, but then it sucks even more because I'm not funny enough to come up with a good, funny counter-banter, so it ends up falling into awkward silence.

I wish I could be fulfilled by AI, because then I could delude myself into being less lonely. But I can't, it always feels empty.

>>82056340
'banter' is really just bullying and I will die on that hill. I can see maybe very light obviously joking ribbing but it just becomes and masochistic ritual by normies.

>>82056436
It's terrible. I don't get why being cruel to your friends is such a fundamental part of normie socialization.
I really want to become a normie and have friends, but I genuinely don't know how I can do so when becoming a friended normie means raping all of the sincerity and tenderness out of my person

Being dead silent is the best response to normalfaggot "banter"
Make it awkward on purpose so they stop trying

>>82056475
I don't get it either and it's mostly young males that do it. I guess among straights they always are competing for pussy even among their friends so they have to put one another down to make themselves look better for females.

>>82056497
It's exactly why I never really had guy friends when I went to school, they didn't feel like friends but rather people who "tolerate" my presence.
Like sure, you can be around but we'll give you backhanded compliments/remarks and make jokes at your expense.

>>82056585
same I felt like I was there to be the group punching bag and if I tried to dish it back they got all upset and made me look like the asshole. I'm better off alone.

>men will degrade themselves and potentially harm their relationships with other men they love in order to make themselves look more dominant to women who they don't even like as people
Heterosexuality really is the most castrating, humiliating shit ever huh

Band of Thebes r9g edition
You aren't fighting for the women hiding in the city behind you, you're fighting for your husband beside you

Nothing is worse than blue collar job 'banter' that is just straight up hazing. But if you don't want to go through it you're called a 'pussy' and a 'bitch'.

i was literally just thinking about this the other day, how all interactions between heterosexual men seem to have tinges of violence and how opposition to homosexuality could be interpreted as heterosexuals not understanding how two men could actually get along

Going to shower and do my hair to go on Omegle again. Its' kind of like speed dating if you think about it

homecooked burgers or leftover pizza for dinner? Obviously not going out again.

>>82056754
It's all dominance-based for them, because every heteroid, in his heart of hearts, views other men as competition for cunny at best. Add a girl to the equation and watch the vaunted "male brotherhood" climb over themselves in effort to fuck each other over.
Same for topniggers, btw.

Bottom angels would never

>>82056754
>>82056832
Tru, but it's not just a guy thing, women are like this too so I figure it's just a straggot thing.

>>82056916
women (and bottoms) are more about social games and jostling than outright physical based intimidation like male interactions are.

Grok pull up the homo vs hetero marriage success chart

>>82056930
True that the conflicts manifest differently, what I meant was the "viewing as competition" is a heteroid thing.

Should I get into drag race so I can go to drag race watch parties or would it not be worth it? I want gay friends

>>82056954
That's due to the fact that only the gay couples that really love each other get married. Lesbians have the highest rates of divorce even higher than straights.

hello normie volcel faggots
you are all volcels
just wanted to let you know that
i have health issues that make it so i couldnt even be a nigger faggot slave cattle creature
but you dont
youre all volcel
fuck you
burn in hell

>>82057017
Only if you enjoy stuff like that, otherwise you're forcing yourself to be something you're not, and building a relationship on a lie is a baad idea.

>>82057059
I don't love it right now, but I don't necessarily hate it and I can definitely find it entertaining. I just want to get into drag race so I can have something in common with other gay guys and so I can attend gay events without feeling cringe

>>82057094
There are other things gays are into besides drag race, don't force yourself into something you dislike just for acceptance. I myself forced myself to watch football in hopes of getting with a cute coworker but he was straight and just being friendly with me.

>>82057094
I doubt gay guys are a monolith, so you can probably just bee yourself and attend the fag events.

>>82057115
What other things do gays like that would allow me to socialize with a lot of them?

>>82057057
Lowest thumos krautcel award

>>82057094
I have never watched drag race.

>>82057165
lmao krautcel
that nigga is a fakecel tho
i still dont know wtf thumos means

who would you husband among the trainspotters?

Do you guys consider Brad a truecel?

I'm 33 and a virgin but I've never actually asked a guy out because I'm a sperg. Am I a trucel?

>>82056785
do you use an omegle alternative anon? i've been looking for one for a little while that lets me put in tags as well

>>82057221
no
>>82057233
yed

>>82057387

what about my 35 year old fat neet ass? Surely I qualify as a trucel?

>>82056436
You dont sound very fun

>>82057392
you're one of the few truecels imo. almost everyone else itt is larping stolen valor fakecels

>>82057392
I could love you with my entire heart if given the chance so you're not truecel sorry

I am going to ask a femboy on a coffee date sometime this week :D hope they smell fukin RANK

>futurefemboyfriend
i dont fucking care
are any of you fucking gay or do you just care about futurebemboyfirend i m honeslt tasking
fuck
i can barely tupe
my alcohol addiction
fukc
fuck

>>82057562
Hi Dad, I'm gay

>>82057757
IM NOT EVEM GAi8 u ujst liek meani ust sut ie
imn ego tai rsji justmenme n
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men
men i j8st
i j8st oie men
sex ex

>>82057562
dont stress yourself out or you're gonna upchuck all over urself again.

>>82057766
Not reading your ESL moment.

Why do bottoms call their buttholes pussies? That's disgusting. Stop making me think about vaginas

*pokes ur butthole*

Anyone who uses the term bussy unironically should be shot. This is as a bottom I say this.

Bottoms act so smug just because their assholes stink good

bottoms be having top-tier ludokino boyussy 'n sheeeet

>>82045489 (OP)
I used to suck a lot of cock as a kid because anal never really felt that much lost virginity at 7. but lately I've fallen back in love with the romanticism of looking down/up and seeing someone's face sucking cock as appose to the facelessness of anal anyone else ever feel the same?

https://voca.ro/1gDTDd1GJJ1Y

Witch Watch boys. Yay or nay?

>>82058380
Take it to the pedo fantasy boomer forums

>>82058491
>No no no! kids wake up one day having sexual thoughts and pubic hair!!
lol get real anon

>>82058532
No one is saying kids don't have any sexualities at all faggot, you just randomly came in talking about how you lost your virginity at 7 when it wasn't related to anything anyone was talking about

I want to fuck the chud out of Gjallarhornit until he's my sweet docile boyfriend

>>82058753
looks like a girl

>>82058753
future tranny

>>82058753
dare I ask who this is? He's cute though.

>>82058580
>gay thread
>call someone a faggot
lol, lmao even
>you just randomly came in talking about how you lost your virginity at 7 when it wasn't related to anything anyone was talking about
ya nigger that's the fucking point of a thread, lurk moar

>>82058811
>>82058763
He's probably a future tranny right now, but that's also something I could fix (with forcible sodomy)
>>82058844
Gjallarhornit, eceleb musician

>>82058895
>>gay thread
>>call someone a faggot
I'm a faggot (good) and youre a faggot (bad)
>lurk moar
Youre the one who should lurk moar. Rarely do people in this thread talk about having sex, sexhavers go to gaygen

>>82058895
>Rarely=bad

We're supposed to believe a private investigator randomly went crazy years after playing football and decided to shoot up the NFL offices but somehow took the wrong elevator and managed to whack the CEO of a billion dollar mortgage firm?

Yea sure my nigga.

I need to lose weight my stomach is too large.

Cummies through undies

It may just be 10pm but I'm going to bed. Any other oldmanmaxxers on tonight?

>>82059199
How did he do this without touching his weewee?

>>82059199
fuuuuuuuck
why is he shaved though

>>82059199
I will never have that strong or that amount of ejaculation. I will forever just dribble a little.

>>82059199
resting my lips on that tip (over the fabric no homo)

>>82059199
A real shame you cannot see the face

>tfw you want to be a bottom but you're old (mid 20s) and masculine looking instead of a cute 18 year old femboy

>>82060183
Damn i feel that. I never had the body for it besides when i was under 20. I dont care as much about bottoming but id much prefer to look like a cute twinky femboy. I realized recently ill never like the look of the femboy clothes on myself again which sucks but what can you do.

Chatgpt is scarily accurate at guessing your leanings and whereabouts based on small details
There is no shot the feds don't use this daily to create profiles on people posting here

I told my sister I was gay tonight during a 2 hour talk about life.

She told she was gay too so I guess our mom isn't getting grandkids...

Did my bloodline just end? Will my fbf pretend to be my adopted son?

If he posts Chainsaw Man it's a redflag

If he doesn't enjoy history it's a redflag

>>82060502
Being gay is a choice so you should be straight now to avoid your bloodline ending.

anon1 when he learns anon2s bloodline is niggerfied: o.O

>>82060502
just impreganate ur sis, do it for the family

I just want you guys to know you've been really nasty the past few days, especially considering it was Yaoi week

>>82053077
i will deliberately avoid doing things that will make me cum quicker and then be mad it's taking so long, the longer i go the harder it is to do it for some reason but then if i prolong it in the beginning i'm frustrated as heck by the end i just want to do it a normal length of time like 10-15 minutes not make a mess in my shorts before i even have a chance to take them off or it takes a full hour and by the end of it my pp hurts and the orgasm doesn't even feel good!

>>82061017
I try to be pleasant but some of you are really annoying people to exist on this planet with except you of course anon

>>82061024
just don't coom after the hour, you'll learn to be less grumpy and spare yourself some energy too.

>>82057094
i like drag but have only watched one season of drag race (and i don't even think i finished it after the ones i liked got eliminated) i think my taste in drag is more niche/oldschool but it also might be that the more vulgar and risque acts always existed they were just more underground but anyway i'm thinking of getting back into it too so if you do want to try it maybe hmu on email or discord so you have someone to talk to that's not a superfan so you can be honest about your opinion as we watch

>>82057057
i think if you were less bitter about everything you could actually get a boyfriend.

Guys!
I was approached by a cute short top guy on the bus stop and he asked me how the buses work and how to buy a ticket and then we went to a kiosk to buy our tickets together! Too bad it was a dream but I hadn't had a cute dream like this in a long time so I still appreciate it.

No release of 404 for you r9gay, you must suffer like everyone else.

I managed to tie a game of infinity against my mentor yay

Cute Asian boy said I look young. We are so back

>facetanking the boss the entire time while taking 0 dmg
>get one shot at 1% hp
Every time...

Und wenn die Fakecelischen Posters heute noch glauben, durch versteckte Drohungen die Gaycelistische Bewegung einschuechtern zu koennen, wenn sie heute glauben, unsere Doomposten umgehen zu duerfen, sie sollen sich hueten!
Einmal wird unsere Geduld zu Ende sein, und dann wird den Fakecels das freche Luegenmaul gestopft werden!

>>82063966

hey I actually read and understood that first time! Maybe my German isn't so bad after all.

I'm eating snails for lunch again and I hate it when you get those crunchy bits in them which I assume are either shell fragments or grains of sand

people really eat snails? I guess we have a frenchman here. hon hon hon.

>>82060502
Your sister can get a sperm donation or something, lesbians have bio kids sometimes

>>82064036
It doesn't make me french cause asians also eat snails and other europeans

I wish I was French

I'm happy to be a euro that isn't french and I want it to stay that way

Also fun fact little white sissy snails can't compete with the BIG BLACK AFRICAN snail and are getting bred out and dominated by the superior BLACKS and you can read more about it here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lissachatina_fulica#As_an_invasive_species

Meow where husbie meow yay meow so true yet I do you know you'll never get smooched

>>82064143
You're not going to find your BIG BLACK COCKED husband by sitting around and complaining

stirb quebecois

>>82064301
Meow doesn't live in quebec

>>>/bant/23044002

I have a masturbation/sex addiction. I cannot go more than a couple days with jacking off or fucking.

Does anyone else say yaoi like yay-oi

>>82064510
I never pronounce the world out loud, just type/read it.

>>82064493
Anon discovers he's an adult male
>>82064510
I say yow-wee even if it's wrong

>>82064518
You've never discussed yaoi with someone on a call? For shame.
>>82064562
Yow-wee is correct I think

got new incelshoes for my incelwalks.
what does r9g think of my incelsoles
took a short stroll just earlier and they are very comfy.

>>82064235
I'm not gonna find anyone anyway waa

>>82064568
No, I couldn't imagine talking to anyone irl about I get up to on the internet.

>>82064578
Stop lusting after BLACKS and settle for a below average white boy instead then you'll find someone

>>82064654
I don't care about skin color tho waaaa

waa gloo waa

>>82064666
Then why don't you just fuck bunnymutt?

>>82064697
He doesn't care about skin color but he does require a 9 inch penis

>>82064697
He's a unlovable gross pedophile waaa

>>82064724
You can't say that that's so rude what if he sees you saying that about him?

gloo waa gloo

>>82064807
But it's true waa

>>82064865
100% this yay meow

Does meow have these tics irl, does he randomly meow or go whaa while working or speaking normally?

>>82064881
He's a schizophrenic lunatic that just escaped from the asylum so I wouldn't put anything past him

>>82064881
I meow irl sometimes I don't say yay or waa irl

waa yay waa

Imagine having to do so many fucking sacrifices to see your best friend and agree to start dating. And in the span of a few months I fucking travel to see him and he just tells me that he got together with someone and didn't have the courage to tell me until we could talk irl. He felt guilty about it or whatever but im so over it at this point. I hate furries and I hate faggots so much.

Never trust a furry never trust a bottom

What would hue say

How do i make my penis more sensitive so i cum faster?

>>82065877
Regrow your foreskin

I don't know why so many religions are against foreskin. There's nothing more attractive or beautiful than a nice foreskin. But in my hiatus I went away to India and I thought it'd be a nice trip but I caught down syndrome while I was there and got raped. But at least I'm the only r9gay poster with down syndrome now.

>>82066641
Well if you don't have access to hygiene you can get phimosis, which is likely why the dessert people did it. They also likely didn't do as complete of a removal as modern circs do.

>>82066641
It's literally just kikes Jonah
They are evil demonic entities God put here on Earth so we have good vs evil irl

>>82066674
I know kikes do it because of the abrahamic pact made with jehovah and they enforce it onto the goyim but I'm not sure why the muhammadans do it since I've never read the quran

>>82066674
That's a valid point. Probably why the sand niggers did it but still quite sad imo.
>>82066741
The evil, evil sandnigger and kike. Ruining things for the faggots. All men MUST regrow their foreskin.

I have phimosis do guys view this as a bad or a good thing?

>>82066997
Stinky cheese Latvian

>>82067023
I don't get cheese I clean my foreskin daily

I don't believe r9g has phimosis for real

with my poor hygiene I'd likely get phimosis if I weren't cut, still though I wish I wasn't mutilated.

>>82067036
Go back to play dota cheese boy

>>82067041
I tried pulling my foreskin back and it ripped and started stinging then the next day it had a scab on it

>>82066741
goddamn your picrel has an amazing artstyle.

>>82058899
>musician
is he actually a musician or just a """musician""" (read attractive guy who knows how to use autotone)

>>82067080
https://youtu.be/CxeWlx2p2tw
>>82067105
Thankyu the artist deactivated their tumblr :<

>>82060502
you have a sister just have he donate eggs to be fertilized by fbf sperm then both problems are solved

>>82060568
wrong
>>82060578
correct

if he doesn't know about your favourite part of history it's because he is from the timeline where chainsawman eated the devil for it.

I used to really enjoy learning about history and would read books and thing as well going to college for it but slowly over time I find myself not caring as much. I can barely even make it through a 20 minute yt video and I haven't read a book since I graduated college.

I can't trust someone's takes on anything if they don't like history

>>82067293
im ahead of you on that one i don't think i finished a book at all in 2024 and maybe not 2023 either and i'm only just going from associates to bachelor's in spring

>>82067359

I graduated in 2016, almost a full decade ago. I never got an associates either, just a bachelor's.

what history books are a must read anons? i currently have books about the civil war and one about the weimar republic i need to grow my collection tho so i can woo fbf with my big brain since i don't have a big wallet

I legitimately cannot remember the last history book I even read. Textbooks aside and a lot of higher level history classes didn't even use them. They used books by other historians or primary source compilations.

>>82067293
Have you watched Sam O'Nella's academy? it's on youtube
I'm not a history nerd but his videos are pretty fun and I watched every video a few times.

>>82067475

No but I'll keep it in mind. I rarely even watch much history content any more though there are a few channels I'll check for new videos every so often.

>>82067393
I like reading about Prussia's wars pre-German unification, or any pre-WW1 war really
>>82067475
Sam if he femboy

>>82066997
If its clean I dont see why anyone would view it as bad.
>>82067353
Everyone likes history in one way or another no?

Most normies hate history and consider it really boring.

Every time I see a cute guy I like this I remember he's probably Chad only and get sad

chad x chad
incels won't like this one chat

Would you date a guy that looked like your twin, r9gay?

>>82067724
No, the more we look alike the more off-putting it is.

>>82067724
Yes, twincest is hot

>>82067724
A good 75% of the appeal of the whole fucking my clone thing is that we'd operate on a similar mental wavelength, that said the answer is still yes

>>82067636
>Waaa chads have appropriate standards
Kys

Getting closer - I smell your skin
I hear you screaming so full of sin
And when I get you I'll let you know
That I'm above you - You're down below
Down in the dust that's where you are
You try to reach me but I'm too far
Your hopes and dreams I will ignore
'Cause I'm my best friend and that's for sure
You are my best friend and that's for sure

another day another fast food dinner, arby's this time. My legs are also very restless today.

Had a hoagie again and some brisk tea

They can stop supporting games you bought (online) for whatever reason. They can remove them from the steam store if the want (I think). You can pay for things but if it's online like that you don't actually own it in a lot of ways. And we just accepted this. I already bitched about this and I hate the modern world but they can also freeze your bank accounts for bullshit reasons or put extra costs on your transactions. Which is why I HATE banks and using credit cards to pay for anything. If I could I would only ever use cash and only buy things from storesir were I can physically make sure of the products quality and actually get a item you can own unlike all this ebullshit.

Wooah cool it with the anti-semitism

>>82068076

I only use my credit card because I feel awkward using cash, like I take too long to get out the right amount and put away my change and I feel like I'm holding up the line.

>>82068076
Oswald mosley predicted this

My piss was a very unhealthy color waa

>>82068120
gotta stay hydrated meow and don't hold it so long.

>>82068120
Bunnymutt would cream his pants...

>>82068137
Waa
>>82068148
Gross

>>82045489 (OP)
Are gincels also right wing? They can't hate men like incels hate women

>>82068173
The ones here are for some strange reason. No being 'based' means the nazis still won't like you, it just means that they'll hang you last.

>>82068173
They can hate bottoms for acting like women

>>82068173
I'm a hyper reactionary twink monarchist

>>82068186
What about bottom gincels?
I worry my brother is a gincel, he's not ugly and isnt into chads, so there's hope for him

>>82068192
being a monarchist is retarded unless you come from a noble family or are related to an old royal house. Oh yes rule me harder mr king, I don't know anything I'm just a dumb peasant.

>>82068120
My piss was very white yay

>>82068219
Was it moldy or what

>>82056785
>speed dating
For people who don't think regular dating is soulless enough

i dont think brad is old enough to post here or use omegle to be honest

>>82057094
You retards are so buckbroken I can't help but laugh. Instead of looking for people based on your interests you go out of your way to mindrape yourself into liking things just so you can fit in. Lmao

Watching anon get caught up on the thread is cute

>>82057427
>Someone who never put any effort into dating is a truecel because ?????

>>82058580
But he had to because he is a real robot like uhhhs

>>82068207
Bottom gincels don't exist there's only bottom vocels because any bottom can get laid so long as they don't want chad
>>82068210
Monarchist aristocratic government is preferable to jewish bolshevism whish we live under currently

>>82068362
The same monarchs who let jews run the banking system in the middle ages and gave them all their power?

The concept of chad is very Nietzschean

>>82068377
Monarchism in and of itself is aryan and a natural order going back millennia and yes the jew leeched off of it in order to empower themselves and abuse their positions but it was still a natural government and made by europeans and all peoples as a natural hierarchy and government of the people compared to now where all governmental bodies are purely jewish at heart and have no natural order to them and are purely jewish bolshevism from their inception so even though it wasn't perfect it was still better then what we have

>>82068421
Nobles were the first pan Europeans because they married all over Europe. The very first globohomo.

>>82068076
I've been trying to translate all of my favorite internet media onto physical mediums for a while now. I'm not much of a gamer but I do this to music and movies and stuff. Never trust the cloud

>>82060578
I only enjoy 4chan, r9k, r9gay history
>>82061017
Cute post
>>82061703
He sounds like a child...

>>82064067
Asians eat other Europeans? But asians aren't european lol

>>82064592
That's not what he said moronicus

>>82068295
Gay men IRL do not like anything except Drag race

>>82068515
True but they do eat europeans

>>82064724
You did not just say that about him 6 hours ago aho

Cuckbot eats snails and poop. What does he think tastes better?

>>82065207
Hahahahahahah serves you right animal fucker
>>82066641
Many posters here have down bad syndrome but you're the only one that got downd by indians so you must be really down bad

I've never eaten poop never even had e.coli poisoning or hepatitis so shut your hole

>>82068500
He was not a child, the confusion about buses came from me, not from him being childish.

>>82068457
>marrying other europeans and having white kids together
>globohomo
Yes we all know globohomo heavily promotes white people marrying other white people and having white kids together

>>82068104
That's because you're a retard that doesn't have it prepared and calculated by the time he is at the counter. Also mutts have this thing where things don't cost as much as it says and you have to add tax to it so you can't just simply calculate the sun total by adding up all the prices like civilized people do. Dumb mutt piggy

I hate seafood but instead of getting flak for being a picky eater I just say I'm fatally allergic to all seafood

>>82068664
You used American English + made a typo
Get owned, Euro trash

>>82068664
euros are too stupid to add sales tax themselves or use units that aren't just multiples of 10. Dividing by 12 is an impossible task for the european mind

>>82068461
Good. I forgot streaming services regularly take down or not allow some content in certain parts of the world. Pirate everything when you can't own anything.

I thought the posts about drag race were referring to cars racing in a straight line this whole time
Am I so out of touch with gay culture..

>>82068693
>euros are too stupid to do math equations when simply buying groceries at the store
>trust me bro the way we do things is superior because uhhh it just is
I'll stick to paying 1e for a thing that costs 1e when it says it costs 1e instead of doing mental gymnastics to justify why paying more is actually a good thing

>>82068616
>asked me how the buses work and how to buy a ticket and then we went to a kiosk to buy our tickets together!
This sounds like it came from him and that he was a child you lying pedo

If I was in a big city and had to navigate an unfamiliar bus system I would like some help from a cute guy.

Can't dream of boys your own age huh

>>82068742
It was a dream literally everything in it came from my mind you dumbass. He was short (not effeminate or childlike or underage, short) cause I think that's cute and he was confused about the buses cause I used to be. He was just inserted into a recurring dream of mine of taking a bus.

>>82068671
Weak. Either learn to like it or gaslight the world into hating it

Yeah im gay, i play marvel rivals on console.

Eating a sandwich, saving my mental bandwidth

What do gays think of fat "dad bods"?
Do they like them like foids do?

>>82069115
A little too fat and hairy for my taste.

Is this the post where we insult anon no matter what his response is to the bait question for not sharing my exact tastes

>>82069205
Too smart for your own good award

>>82069205
that picture is so me frfr, I need a bf so bad.

>>82067556
>Sam if he femboy
Did you have this png on your computer ready for this exact moment?

>>82069115
cumming buckets
I find men like this insanely hot, when I used to go to this one gym there was a bald bearded guy with a septum and nipple piercing that was super big and hairy, and I had to jack off before going there so I wouldn't get lost in my horny fantasies about him inbetween sets.
I doubt many anons here would find him attractive, but to me he was perfect.
I almost wish I was a cunt simply so I could've asked him out without the threat of getting my shit kicked in.

I know there are some YTTDfags here.
Has anyone played the Happy Living fan game? I'm probably going to do so tomorrow

>>82069687
Never played it but I heard it's similar to danganronpa in some aspects.

All the boys my age have boyfriends and are doing cool shit. I'm stuck being a robosexual incel.

>>82045489 (OP)
>2days 5hours
Are we washed

>>82070096
>robosexual
like, your picrel gets your dick hard?
what's the hottest robot pic you have? it probably doesn't break global rule 3 so you can post it.

>>82070129
I jerk off to robots cause they're the only boys I'm able to touch without going to prison

starscream
megatron
soundwave